The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

[waiting4summer]

:guffaw:good one~

NICK..CATH..RAY..ECKLIE

ECKLIE:: OK everyone, listen up, and stop whispering amonst youselves":vulcan:

CATH:: "We're not whispering Conrad, you've got our attention"

NICK:: "Yeah Conrad, what's up, or down":lol:

RAY:: "I've got nothing to say right now"

this is very good...........
:thumbsup:

Ray: Hmmm?

Nick: WTF!

Catherine: Why are you showing us these, Conrad?

Ecklie: They're my vacation photos. Everyone else always brings theirs in to share. I'm just trying to be a part of the team, Catherine. You know, show my human side.

Catherine: But Conrad, these were taken at a nudist colony.

Eckllie: I know. Didn't the photographer catch my good side?

Nick: Eeeewwww!

 

[AFIS]

Ecklie: I have something to share to you Cath, that I've never shared to anyone else.

Cath: Well...

Langston: I wonder if it has something to do with-

Cuts to black. Executive producer's name comes up. Every fan of CSI proceeds to throw things at their TV screens.

 

[Desertwind]

:guffaw:good one~

NICK..CATH..RAY..ECKLIE

ECKLIE:: OK everyone, listen up, and stop whispering amonst youselves":vulcan:

CATH:: "We're not whispering Conrad, you've got our attention"

NICK:: "Yeah Conrad, what's up, or down":lol:

RAY:: "I've got nothing to say right now"

this is very good...........
:thumbsup:

Ray: Hmmm?

Nick: WTF!

Catherine: Why are you showing us these, Conrad?

Ecklie: They're my vacation photos. Everyone else always brings theirs in to share. I'm just trying to be a part of the team, Catherine. You know, show my human side.

Catherine: But Conrad, these were taken at a nudist colony.

Eckllie: I know. Didn't the photographer catch my good side?

Nick: Eeeewwww!

:lol: good one, EWWW, Ecklie nude, I try not to put that one in my head

SARA

SARA:: 'Who's that knocking on my door"?

NICK AND GREG:: [outside door] It's us Sara, your buddies, [opens door] what are you doing and where are you going, put the backpack down":scream:

SARA:: "Hey guys, calm down I'm going to Paris to see my husband"

GUYS:: "Are you coming back"?:vulcan:

SARA:: "If I'm in the new contract":shifty:

NICK AND GREG:: "Us too, OK then have fun and stay safe, and call us OK"

SARA:: "Yeah, sure" hey I think that's my cab. so you as well be safe, and call me"

EVERYONE SO CONFUSED

 

[Dynamo1]

Jorja: If I don't get an Emmy nomination this time, I'm leaving the show.
George: Yeah, we've heard that before.
Eric: Then you'll be back in a season or so.
Jorja: The show might not still be here by then.
George: Oh, that's right. I forgot.

---=== OR ===---

Jorja: I'm really leaving this time.
Laurence: What's the matter? Is it the money? The scipts? Is it me?
Jorja: No, the studio commissary still serves meat. I'm a vegetarian.

 

[AFIS]

Jorja: If I don't get an Emmy nomination this time, I'm leaving the show.
George: Yeah, we've heard that before.
Eric: Then you'll be back in a season or so.
Jorja: The show might not still be here by then.
George: Oh, that's right. I forgot.

---=== OR ===---

Jorja: I'm really leaving this time.
Laurence: What's the matter? Is it the money? The scipts? Is it me?
Jorja: No, the studio commissary still serves meat. I'm a vegetarian.

I can imagine Jorja actually saying that...it's a laugh a minute when I read these.:lol:

 

[Desertwind]

BLOODSPORT

RAY:: "Check it out Catherine, there's a big black bug crawling up on that top trophy"

CATH:: "Get a jar, we'll take it back to the lab":cardie:

RAY:: "Whatever for, how about I throw it outside"?:shifty:

CATH:: "NO, we will research it"

RAY:: "Hey I'm not Grissom":vulcan:

CATH:; "Ya' got that right"

RAY:: "What's that supposed to mean", and BTW, wanna' see my trophy?

CATH:: "Sure later, and keep it clean"

RAY:: "Whatever do you mean"?

CATH:: "Nevermind, just catch the damn bug, OK":evil:

 

[Dynamo1]

Marg: Enough of your sports awards. Are you going to help us get an Emmy for acting?
Laurence: ...and over here is my MTV Movie Award and CableAce Award.
Marg: But what about an Emmy? I want one!
Laurence: Here is my Blockbuster Entertainment Award and Image Award.
Marg: STOP IT! Can you win us an Emmy?
Laurence: Oh, I already won two.
Marg: Oh, shut up and get back to work.

---=== OR ===---

Ray: Grissom won a trophy for a marathon race?
Catherine: Not him. His centipede.
Ray: How far did it have to run?
Catherine: Two inches. It had 50 pairs of teeny tiny running shoes.

 

[Desertwind]

Marg: Enough of your sports awards. Are you going to help us get an Emmy for acting?
Laurence: ...and over here is my MTV Movie Award and CableAce Award.
Marg: But what about an Emmy? I want one!
Laurence: Here is my Blockbuster Entertainment Award and Image Award.
Marg: STOP IT! Can you win us an Emmy?
Laurence: Oh, I already won two.
Marg: Oh, shut up and get back to work.

---=== OR ===---

Ray: Grissom won a trophy for a marathon race?
Catherine: Not him. His centipede.
Ray: How far did it have to run?
Catherine: Two inches. It had 50 pairs of teeny tiny running shoes.

:lol:so funny, he has won mega awards for so many things. the centipede one:guffaw:

THE PANTY SNIFFER

RAY:: "So this is a photo of my BIG mushroom, I found it in the backyard"

NICK:: "That's really hugh Ray, why did you take a picture of it, and bring it here"?

RAY:: "I wanted you to see it, what kind of mushroom grows that big"?

NICK:: "UH, I'm not sure [thinking this guy is a bit off the wall] but thank's for sharing"

RAY:: "NO problem, so why are we here":vulcan:

NICK:: "To see the girls, why else"?:alienblush:

RAY:: "OH yeah, there's two right over there, and their beckoning to us":evil:

NICK:: "So, lets go get em' UH, I mean talk to them":alienblush:

 

[Dynamo1]

Ray: This is a photo of the huge mushroom I grew. I am going to submit this to the Guiness Book of World Records.
Nick: How about just getting Wolfgang Puck to cook it for the team?
Ray: NO! Not my mushroom. I am going to start a collection.
Nick: First Grissom and his bugs, now you and your fungi.
Greg (off camera): Did someone say fungi? NO. Not again. (Runs away.)

---=== OR ===---

Ray: This is the design of the new forensic lab building? I think the architect was eating too many hallucinogenic mushrooms.

 

[waiting4summer]

RAy: ........and then he showed me how to change the toner.

Nick: Huh, Ray. I know you're new here and all, but don't believe everything Hodges tells you. The copy room is definitely not a pants free zone!

 

[Desertwind]

:lol: all so funny fans~

IRRIDIATOR

NICK:: "WOW, that bed looks really tempting, I'm so tired"

RAY:: "You're tired, I am too, lets take a quick nap":wtf:

NICK:: "You're kidding, with Ecklie and Cath snooping around in the other room, later maybe, did you check the bed for DNA"?

RAY:: "You know I didn't, I've been stuck with you all day":shifty:

NICK:: "What do you mean stuck with me, we're a team":cardie:

RAY:: "If you say that one more time, I'm going to scream":scream:


NICK:: "Geez Ray sorry calm down we are a team"

RAY:: "Do you realize how many times you've said that? I get it WE'RE A TEAM now enough already~

 

[Dynamo1]

Ray: You were right, Nick. Pink and messy. So that's how you knew this is Hodge's room?

---=== OR ===---

Nick: Another messy crime scene. Why can't we ever find a neat crime scene.
Ray: If Felix Unger ever kills Oscar Madison, maybe we will have a neat crime scene.

 

[Desertwind]

Ray: You were right, Nick. Pink and messy. So that's how you knew this is Hodge's room?

---=== OR ===---

Nick: Another messy crime scene. Why can't we ever find a neat crime scene.
Ray: If Felix Unger ever kills Oscar Madison, maybe we will have a neat crime scene.

:guffaw:Hodges, poor guy never gets a break, but so funny and "The Odd Couple" classic:bolian:

MEAT JEKYLL

RAY:: "OK Nate deal. I'll give this Playboy magazine if you'll give me some of that delicious looking food"?

NATE:: "So, Ray still trying to make deals huh?, what's in for me?

RAY:: "UH, naked ladies, come on and while your at it, tell me who the hell Dr. Jekyll is":klingon:

NATE:: "Why don't you go eat in the commissary":shifty:

RAY:: Cause' the food sucks, now give me the eats and I'll give you the magazine":cardie:

NATE:: "I'll have to think about it, and I've got something special in mind for you:vulcan:

RAY:: "Like what, you're in friggin' jail":borg:

NATE:: "Oh you'll find out later":evil:

RAY:: "You're such an a..hole":brickwall:

 

[DJRideout]

Ray: "...and this is when I went to the grand canyon with my great aunt myrtle. She was the one always giving me her false teeth to hold. This was when we drove to....."

Haskell: "It's torturous enough having to wait on death row, but to be forced to look at your childhood vacation photos? Just kill me now...please!"

 

[Dynamo1]

Ray: Look at this menu. Pizza with pepperoni and sausage, buffalo wings, antipasto salad... Tell me who Dr. Jeckyl is and you can order one meal from this menu instead of the usual prison food.
Nate: I am getting used to this food. Just needs a little salt and pepper.
Ray: Don't make me get out the other menus. You'll drool until your mouth gets dry. Barbeque ribs, baked potato with butter AND sour cream.
Nate: He will kill me if I talk.
Ray: Olive Garden. Outback Steakhouse. Red Lobsterrrrrrr...
Nate: OKAY! OKAY! You win.

---=== OR ===---

Ray: Stop saying "Hello, Clarice" to me. I am NOT Jodie Foster. This is a picture of Jodie Foster. And you certainly are no Anthony Hopkins.
Nate: Whatever you say, Clarice.