The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

NICK AND GRISSOM

NICK::" Is it really you Grissom"?:eek:

GRISSOM:: Yes, it really is, but mums the word, and please don't tell Sara, I'm going to do that";)

NICK:: NO problem I won't, I'm so thrilled to see you, you can't beleive what's going on":confused:

GRISSOM:: OH, I know, that's why I'm here to sort it all out":thumbsup:

NICK:: Great, it anyone can do it, it'll be you":borg:

GRISSOM:: "OK then and please don't hug me, I'll see ya' later":rommie:
 
Grissom: "Betcha five bucks I can do a better impersonation of Horatio then you can."
Nick: "You're so on!"

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George: "You know, with all these day scenes we're getting, CBS should just stick us under the daytime drama category!"
 
Grissom: Is that your hair or did you just paint your scalp?
Nick: Is that your beard or did you glue sandpaper to your face?

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Nick: Again with the overtime in the daytime. Can't I get ANY sleep?

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Nick: I'm glad you're back. Hodges is out of control.
Grissom: I know just the thing to help. I met a man named Jethro Gibbs at a convention, and he showed me a head-slap that he uses on pests.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Grissom: Is that your hair or did you just paint your scalp?
Nick: Is that your beard or did you glue sandpaper to your face?

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Nick: Again with the overtime in the daytime. Can't I get ANY sleep?

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Nick: I'm glad you're back. Hodges is out of control.
Grissom: I know just the thing to help. I met a man named Jethro Gibbs at a convention, and he showed me a head-slap that he uses on pests.
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:guffaw:BRILLIANT AGAIN. I'm sitting her cracking up, those are fantastic:bolian:

DR. RAY AND NIGHTCLUB GUY

NIGHTCLUB GUY:: "Hey, that guy Grissom was in here looking for you, and I told him I hadn't seen you":confused:

DR. RAY:: "You're kidding, Grissom's back, where did he go"?:cool:

GUY:: "I have no idea, maybe back to the old crime lab":wtf:


DR. RAY:: "OK, Ill go check it out, what did he want"?:confused:

GUY:: "He didn't say, is there a problem"?

DR. RAY: "You have no idea, nothing but":(
 
Langston:(thinking to himself) Is that half naked woman taking my screentime? I know everyone thinks I'm taking Grissom's place but come on...that's a bit harsh.:(

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Langston: I want some fries, a shake, and one of her. To go please.
Guy: Umm...this isn't McDonalds, sir.
Langston: Ohh...well, I just want one of her then.:)
 
AFIS said:
Langston:(thinking to himself) Is that half naked woman taking my screentime? I know everyone thinks I'm taking Grissom's place but come on...that's a bit harsh.:(

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Langston: I want some fries, a shake, and one of her. To go please.
Guy: Umm...this isn't McDonalds, sir.
Langston: Ohh...well, I just want one of her then.:)
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:lol: good one AFIS :bolian:
 
DOCTOR WHO

NICK:: "Nice pad, who's you cleaning lady"?:confused:

RAY:: "Your looking at "her":rommie:

NICK:: "I'm glad to finally see your spot, and thank's for letting me come in";)

RAY:: "No problem what's goin'on":cool:

NICK:: "I just came over to hang out with you":thumbsup:
 
DOCTOR WHO

RAY:: "[thinking to himself] What the H is Nick really doing here"?:confused:

NICK [background] "Hey Ray why do you have all these pictures of Dr. Jekyll's victims"?:shifty:

RAY:: "Cause' I'm investigating all aspects of this case":alienblush:

NICK:: "Who are all these photos of on this other wall"?:wtf:

RAY:: "My family", [and what's it to you]:cardie:
 
Nick (off camera): Maid's day off?
Ray: It would have been nice if the department bought me a file cabinet or two.

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Ray: I don't get it. Isn't the computer age supposed to have cut down on all this paper work?

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Laurence Fishburne: I've had enough, Desertwind. This stalking of me has got to stop.
 
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Dynamo1 said:
Nick (off camera): Maid's day off?
Ray: It would have been nice if the department bought me a file cabinet or two.

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Ray: I don't get it. Isn't the computer age supposed to have cut down on all this paper work?

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Laurence Fishburne: I've had enough, Desertwind. This stalking of me has got to stop.
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:lol: I kinda of am stalking him, in my mind:cool: he blows me away, such a strong overpowering aura.. as always Dynamo1 great lines, glad you're back on here:bolian:
 
DOCTOR WHO

SARA:: "So, why are you all hangin' out in the locker room"?:confused:

GREG:: "I'm just changing my shoes":rolleyes:


SARA:: "Yeah, I can smell them":cardie:

GREG:: "Be nice, what are you doing in here anyway"?:confused:

CATH:: "I'm just putting away my stuff, and why are you in here anyway"?:vulcan:

SARA:: "I've got a theory, wanna' hear it"?:cardie:

GREG:: "Sure Sara spill":)

CATH:: "OK, what is it"?:hugegrin:

SARA:: "Here's the deal":shifty:
 
Sara: Greg, what's taking so long. Hurry up. We have a murder to investigate.
Greg: Just a minute. I have to change my shirt. Please leave the room.
Catherine: Just a shirt? Are you embarassed to change in front of us?
Greg: I don't want you to see my tattoo.
Sara: I've seen teddy bears before.
Greg: Did Nick blab? I'll Kill him for that.

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Sara: What's wrong with Greg? I saw the same depressed look on Hodges.
Catherine: This episode is called Doctor Who and they were hoping to travel in the Tardis.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Sara: Greg, what's taking so long. Hurry up. We have a murder to investigate.
Greg: Just a minute. I have to change my shirt. Please leave the room.
Catherine: Just a shirt? Are you embarassed to change in front of us?
Greg: I don't want you to see my tattoo.
Sara: I've seen teddy bears before.
Greg: Did Nick blab? I'll Kill him for that.

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Sara: What's wrong with Greg? I saw the same depressed look on Hodges.
Catherine: This episode is called Doctor Who and they were hoping to travel in the Tardis.
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:guffaw: so funny your a comedic genuis~

MEAT JEKYLL

DR. JEKYLL:: OK, hold it right there Dr. Langtson, what the H are you doing in my wine cellar, and WHY"?:confused:

RAY:: "UH, I had no idea this was your pad, and please help me, I will help you":evil:

DR. JEKYLL:: "Have you been drinking my wine"?:shifty:

RAY:: "Only only one bottle, ok two, I'll replace them I swear, just put the gun away, or is that a toy"?:cardie:

DR. JEKYLL:: "I don't owe you any explanations, oh crap it's the damn CSI's coming down the stairs, I never get a break":vulcan:

RAY:: "Be careful Nick, he's got a gun":eek:
 
Ray: Are you going to shoot me for working with the police?
Jekyll: No, I'm going to shoot you for singing "A hundred bottles of wine on the wall."

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Ray: Please don't shoot. I'll take back what I said about the taste of your Merlot wine.

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Ray: You know you can't kill me. I signed a contract to be back next season.
Jekyll: But that could be in lots of flashbacks and dream sequences.
Ray: Darn. I never thought of that.

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Ray: Come on, Dr. Jekyll. Switch back to Mr. Hyde. NOW! Switch back.
Jekyll: That's an urban legend. You've been watching too many old movies.
 
:guffaw:eek:h Dynamo1 my laugh for the day:lol:

MEAT JEKYLL

RAY:: "Dead bodies everywhere, and I signed on for another season, so nothing bad will happen to me or will it"?:confused:

NICK:: "Hey Ray who are you talking to"?:wtf:

RAY:: "You'd better come over here, who is this guy in the chair behind me"?:cool:

NICK:: "I can't come over there, I'm shot, and what the H are you doing anyway"?:shifty:

RAY:: "Where is the rest of the team anyways.. Nick Nick can you hear me"?:vulcan:

NO ANSWER:censored:
 
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