If you find out, let me know. I think I've destroyed mine.
Step 1: Detach them from the computer.
Step 2: Dry them off.
Step 3: Put them in plastic bags. It might muffle the sound, but eventually, it's cheaper than buying new ones all the time.
Do socks lurk?! That sounds quite ominous.
Well, the normal sock itself is an inanimate, soulless thing, produced only to keep our tootsies warm.
The Single Argyle Sock (mostly found in the wild in its lime green form) however, is a whole different story. It is known to lurk and attach itself to the human body, especially censored.
Come on, Fred! I was only going to name a body part!