Oh, okay:
Locker Room #13: [CENSORED] and [CENSORED]
Locker Room #13: When he [CENSORED], it's all good!
Locker Room #13: He's a [CENSORED] [CENSORED] and that's fine with us!
:lol: I'm just kidding. Let's see, real names...
LR #13: Boxers or Briefs? None at the moment...
:lol: I was just scrolling through older posts in this thread looking for ideas and I caught that. :lol:
Had to include it. :lol:
In the same line of thought, we could always use "
Watch for the zipper!" :lol:
Or perhaps, since we were discussing Carmine's house and his awesomely sexy handy-man skills, "
He can fix MY roof anytime"
Or, if you're trying to get the point across to TPTB, you could choose, "
Where's our f*****g shower scene?!" :lol: Me-thinks that one's a bit iffy, no?
Or just "
He's Teh Sex, and He Knows It"
Anyway, being serious about it, I like the Sex God thing, but that might offend some people (especially the part about worshiping him), so we should probably try to tone it down a bit...