Re: The ?Get rid of Boa Vista!!!? Thread
*delurks from the shadows and smiles sweetly hello hands out fresh cookies from an easy bake oven after watching martha stewart
* The names Alex btw, incase your woundering which insane person is about to rant all over this wonderfull thread you have, with its white picket fences and freshy mown lawns...wait a minute...(puts on the 'is it a bird is it a plane no its superman voice) thats wisteria lane!!! :lol: - sorry bout that went and had a brain burp :lol:
Ok so im gunna ahead off into a rant right about now about why i dislike..no scratch that HATE NBV aka the snake. but before i do please note - I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST EVA shes a great actress an all but i just dispise her character its giving me a twitch just thinking bout it *arm flails wildly* see there ya go...so about that rant...
( also please excuse the aweful grammer but its 2:15 am and i am tired and in need of some throat soothers and sadly the nearest open shop is asda and i dont drive
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Natalie literaly drives me crazy, not only did she use ryan (yay ryan) but she also did the whole pregnancy thing. I mean come on!!! it really does say alot when your ex husband comes back to tell your co-workers just how sneakey you are, and then gets a job just so he can reminde them. and we alllll know that the reason she took out that restraining order was just so he couldn't do that!!
It also ticked me when she was being bitchy to Calleigh!HOW DARE SHE CALLEIGH IS SO AWESOME ...SHES CALLEIGHRIFIC!!! and you could tell calleigh was ready to take her down right there. Then the snake tries to get sympathy off her with the whole pregnancy scare and calleighs like ' oh well when i feel ill i have chicken soup..now leave me alone i have better things to be doing..oh look a painted wall is drying * goes off to spectate with Ryan and everyone else* '
On top of that dare i mention the M word?!?! oh wth MOLE!!! how dare she try to get Alexx in trouble and shut sown horatio's lab!!!!
THEN SHE GETS MADE A CSI!! WTF's up with that, not only has she made valera redundant(woo yeah go Valera) but she's rewarded for being two faced!!! TPTB have certainly screwed up royally this time... How the heck can she be a csi ?! She hasn't even got her gun and left it till calleigh had to draw hers to tell her!! Calleigh was all like...'oh right you havn't got a gun :devil: now i want you to go and stand by that gang with the illegal guns and start shouting that your a cop..while i go get some Coffee!'
Also with is with the attire!!
It looks like an aweful clown has given her his wardrobe (no offence to any clown that may be reading
) And i'm sorry to bring this up and even more so if it causes offense seeing as this topic has been moded before, but its one of my snake hates..the orangeness. Round mine (aka where i live ) those that are orange( bear in mind we're talking about through the extreme over use of fake tan and nothing else ) are often refered to as...how should i say this...whores!! In my high school it will and has been known to be said that those whom we call the umpaa lumpas of y11 , and i quote, ' looks like she has been shot with a makeup gun with a fake tan silencer on a rainy monday '(the rainy monday refers to the streaks one can get when water is applied
) YES that is what i think of natalia's orangeness - all that being said Eva's natural skin colour is awesome and i take nothing away from the fact that eva's a great actress
(if you followed any of that im extremly impressed*gives out cookies*
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Natalia just generally frustrates me aswell...i am sure i would have a 1% chance of liking her if she did anything usefull. And i stress the word usefull!! Seeing as making Valera redundant, taking screen time away from the walls, making goofy faces, acting childish, being a mole and a mary sue dont count!!!
phew...ok rant over and i really am sorry if this has offended anyone but i think im allowed a little push seeing as i have had to watch her through s4 and whats been shown of s5 without being able to vent...Again my apologies
One last quick note. i did read something about anti-natalia t shirts...well...*goes all art attackey on fellow NBV haters (h5 for all those who got that reference)* HERE'S ONE I MADE/photoshopped
EARLIER!! admitidly it aint that good but i made it in 5 minutes and its gone 2 in the morning
GET RID OF THE SNAKE...NOW!
Again for like the third or fourth time, sorry for any offence caused to clowns, walls, NBV supporters, people who like grammer or just like to be able to read posts properly (again tis gone 2 am), people who like Eva (bearing in mind i did say before i think she's a great actress i just don't like the character) or anyone else
Im usually a nice kid.... really...