Stupid/Embarassing things you/someone you know has done

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I think I was about 5 or 6 yrs old. I had a huge lollipop in my mouth and I was enjoying it so much I was dancing around. Then I stood on the legs of a makeshift table, somehow pulled one side of it and the whole table came crashing on me. So there I was on the floor with the table on me, the lollipop still in my mouth and I was bawling. I felt so stupid. :lol:
 
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Once, when my brother was 8 or 9, he tried to sharpen his fingernails by using a pencil sharpener. :lol: It ended up ripping his fingernail off.
 
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my friend any i went to our local coffee shop one day and on the way out, she managed to walk straight into the plate glass door, she thought that it was open i have never laughed so much in all my life :lol:
 
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My friend once got run over by a REVERSING milk truck....how?!
He ended up in hospital for a week with a broken arm and he had milk all over him!!
Kitty
xxx
 
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One time I went to a baseball game with my friend Melissa and during the game she called out "Hey ref that was a bad call!" I was laughing so hard and she had no idea what was so funny. So I had to explain that in baseball they're not called refs but umpires. And then later in that same game she turned to me and asked when halftime was! :lol: I've never taken her to baseball game ever since :lol:
 
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:lol: :lol:

One time my cousin and I were watching a movie and I said "Would you like some popporn?" She was laughing so hard she had pepsi come out of her nose!

Another time I was at my grandma's house and I always sit on this one part of the kitchen counter; I didn't know someone had spilt some water but I sat in it and somehow didn't realize my butt was soaked. I jumped down and she said "God, did you wet yourself?" And I didn't think she was serious. It was so embarassing!
 
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Once I was at my great aunt's house and she had a dog. My sister and I were on the floor playing cards and the dog comes up to me and sneezes right on my shirt and I had dog snot all over me! It was disgusting!
 
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Eww...

Once, my friend tried to prove to us that pudding could defy gravity... Well, as always, it didn't work out to well, and since the pudding was chocolate flavoured it bore a striking resemblence to... You know what.
Worse, we were all eating in the canteen then.
 
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Dogs hate one of my friends. Whenever a dog goes near her, the dog pukes. We've seen that happen more than 3 times already.
 
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once on canada day a few years ago, after my sparkler had burned all the way down i was knocking in againts the ground. all the burned parts came off leaving just the metal stick. for some reason, dont ask why, i thought maybe the metal wouldnt be hot. maybe i thought it was insulated from the part that burns, i dont know. so i grabbed the end and burned my fingers. i had a perfect line across my four fingers and a matching one on my thumb. my fingerprints grew back though.
 
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My friend and I went pubbing last night and when we came home we went straight to bed. The next morning, Kim's like: "Ewwww look at this!" and she shows me her pants and it's covered in dried puke :lol: So apparently someone had puked all over her and she hadn't even realised LMAO!!
 
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One time my sister got a bead stuck up her nose! She thought she would be funny and stick beads up her nose and the shoot them out at me and my friend. Well one time I guess she stuck it up there a little too far and it got stuck! It was so hilarious :lol:
 
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:lol: LoneWolf13 that IS hilarious.

I saw my puke fly before. I was half-drunk and thought I was gonna puke anytime. I was in a cab with my friends. I wound down the window and puked. Coz the cab driver was driving real fast, my puke 'flew' and I don't see it anymore...

Another one. Once my sis sang an awful song and I asked her to shut up. She didn't but minutes later she stopped suddenly. Turned out a mosquito flew into her mouth, forcing her to shut up. :lol:
 
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My grandfather has a sliding glass door to his porch. One day my uncle was running out the door, and ran right into it... it was still shut! From that day forward, there has been a long piece of black tape at eye level, to prevent any such incidents.
 
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ok

i "accidentally" told everyone someone was pregnant. :p
well shes a forum admin.. i met her once, with a friend in holland.. i misread her website. oops!
heck, i even PM-ed her about it :D
(no one on THIS forum ;))
 
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