Seinfeld

I love this sequence from "The Chinese Restaurant" where poor George had to fart during sex and ended up ruining things:

Jerry: So what happened with Tatiana?

George: I shouldn't even tell you this.

Jerry: Come on...

George: Well, after dinner last week, she invites me back to her apartment.

Jerry: I'm with you.

George: Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and
it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to perceive this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily... extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know
that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need...

Jerry: This could only happen to you.

George: So I finally stop and say, "Tatiana, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left".

Jerry: You said this to her after.

George: No. During.

Jerry: Oh, boy.

George: Yeah.

Jerry: Wow! So...?

George: So I'm dressing and she's staring up at me, struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events. I don't know what to say to reassure this woman, and worst of all, I don't have the time to say it. The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am in reality Batman, and I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat-Signal. It took me 3 days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again. Now she's waiting for me to call her, and she's (gestures towards woman on phone) still on the phone!
 
Hehehe one of my all time favourite quotes from the show was said by Jerry's nemesis Kenny Bania and the quote is "That's gold Jerry, gold!" about the Ovaltine or w/e act ahaha. I say that line all the time now.
 
I love Seinfeld, it's a classic.

George: Did you steal our pretzels?
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Kramer: A Junior Mint! They're chocolate, their minty, they're very refreshing!

:lol:
 
I love Seinfeld, it's a classic.

George: Did you steal our pretzels?
-------
Kramer: A Junior Mint! They're chocolate, their minty, they're very refreshing!

:lol:
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OMG i love the Junior Mint!! ONE OF the BEST SEINFELD EPISODE in the HISTORY of the WORLD!!! :D :D :lol:... hehe

"These pretzels are making the THIRSTY!"


:lol:
 
I love Seinfeld, it's a classic.

George: Did you steal our pretzels?
-------
Kramer: A Junior Mint! They're chocolate, their minty, they're very refreshing!

:lol:
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OMG i love the Junior Mint!! ONE OF the BEST SEINFELD EPISODE in the HISTORY of the WORLD!!! :D :D :lol:... hehe

"These pretzels are making the THIRSTY!"


:lol:
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LMAO!!!

Jerry: No, you're doing it wrong. 'These pretzels are making me thirsty!'
Elaine: 'These pretzels are making me thirsty!'
George: 'These pretzels...are making me thirsty!'

HAHAHA, the Junior Mint is hilarious! :lol:
 
There will never be another show funnier and better then Seinfeld. Another good episode is "The Pledge Drive" with Dan the high talker ahahaha :lol:.
 
There will never be another show funnier and better then Seinfeld. Another good episode is "The Pledge Drive" with Dan the high talker ahahaha :lol:.
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Haha

Has anyone seen Elaine dance? :D

I haven't, but my mom and sister say it was hysterical :D
 
Oh yes I've seen Elaine dance many times :lol:. Keep an eye out for the episode entitled "The Little Kicks" as that's the one where Elaine "dances" ahaha. Maybe someone here has a clip of it on their computer.
 
i think i remeber i wathced it few times when it was on in germany....but a friend of mine has some dvds i'll get soon +hehe+ :lol:
 
One of my favourite Kramer moments was in "The Chaperone" when he first enters Jerry's apartment and he's drinking this huge water bottle and he goes, "I'm downing this thing like water" :lol: or even in "The Implants" when he's in the sauna with Jerry and George and he says, "It's like a sauna in here." The look on Jerry's and George's face was priceless! :lol:
 
Of course the Shrinkage/Topless/Lobster episode is also funny!

And let's not forget the incident with the Raisins during the pilot casting call!!!!
 
:lol: Aahaha yes the significant shrinkage from "The Opposite" The way Elaine responded to George and Jerry was priceless. The whole part with George accusing that guy about stealing his raisins was good too...and I loved it in that one episode where he accused that one mechanic for stealing his twix bar. I love George heh,
 
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