Seinfeld

Haha oh yeah and Elaine was talking to Keith about that whole baseball anology with getting to first base and all that and he's like "I'm planning to round second base tonight" and she's like "I don't think the third baseman is waving you in." ahaha that was priceless.
 
OMG yea, and then his head falls back OMG

and Vandelay Industries... when Kraimer answers the phone.. OMG OMG
"Vandelay! Say Vandelay!"
 
Haha and George runs out in his underwear and Jerry walks in and he's like, "And I wanted to hire you as my latex salesman." ahaha.
 
ahahh!! yea holy crap I was dying!!

"I'm Vandelay Industries?"
"Right."
"And what is that?"
"You're in latex."
"Latex? And what do I do with latex?"
"You manufacture it."

Haha when George telling Jerry about Vandelay
 
hahh, i loved that epi... by the way onenightstand, i like your new avy.... and i guess i'll have to agree with your sig, you can have Hayden, i don't wanna die :lol:

Today, I can't remember what channel, I was watching the one where the reporter from NYU thinks Jerry and George are gay "Not that there is anything wrong with that" hehe too funni
 
GregIsHott, you are very smart for realizing that Hayden is mine :lol:

OMG I watched that too!! It was on TBS OMG I was killing myself laughing it was So funny!!! :lol:LOL:lol:
 
Another classic episode is the Sniffing Accountant. That was one of Kramer's best episodes. However, my favourite character is still Frank Costanza. So onenightstand, how long have you and Hayden been married for heh.
 
Hehe, classic epi.. OMG I LOVE FRANK COSTANZA!!! hehe..

Frank: we're moving to florida.

George: why?

Frank: The Seinfelds

George: The seinfelds?

Frank: Yea, they don't want us there..

:lol:


Well, we've been married for a year and a half actually... hehe... I have a ring... and it does not turn my finger green :D
 
What I find funny is that at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, there is the main showroom, The Coliseum. Celine Dion is the main act, Elton John plays there on weeks where Celine is off, and Jerry Seinfeld performs there on weeks when both Celine and Elton are unavailable. Jerry Seinfeld is a third-string act? He could probably headline in any other casino in Vegas, but at Caesars, he is a third-string performer? That is just a loaded lineup there; even though I can't stand Celine, although I'd fork over a hundred bucks to see either Elton or Jerry any day.
 
^That sucks! I'd see Jerry over Celine any day. Anyway, here are some more Frank Costanza quotes taken from www.imdb.com...

Frank Costanza: Many Christmas' ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.
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Frank Costanza: [yelling] Serenity now. Serenity now.
George Costanza: What is that?
Frank Costanza: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say: "SERENITY NOW"
George Costanza: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank Costanza: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

:lol:
 
Here's a classic quote from The Subway... Jerry and a naked guy:

"You realize, of course, you're naked."
"Naked, dressed, I don't see any difference."
"You ought to sit *here*. There's a difference."
"You got something against a naked body?"
"I got something against yours. How about a couple deep knee bends, maybe some squat thrusts."
"Who's got time for squat thrusts?"
"All right, how 'bout skippin' breakfast? I'm guessing you're not a half-grapefruit and black coffee man."
"I like a good breakfast."
"I understand, I like a good breakfast. As long as you don't wind up trapped in a room in bib overalls and pigtails being counseled by Dick Gregory."
"I'm not ashamed of my body."
"Exactly. That's your problem. You should be."
 
OMG that's from The subway :lol: that was hilarious.....

Newman is my fave non main chacracter.... he's so funny

"Hello Jerry"



btw, congratz on your wedding onenightstand
 
"The Race" is a classic episode. The best scene was when Kramer is Santa and the little girl's mom goes to him, "She doesn't speak English" and then Kramer is like, "Oh, Santa speaks the language of all children." and then he starts saying this weird stuff in some foreign language. I was thisclose to peeing my pants from laughing so hard. I loved the guy who played the Chinese food delivery guy. He had me in pieces...he played the mailman in "The Cigar Store Indian".
 
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