I don't know this Dita Von Teese lady but I guess that's just me :lol:
Let's put it this way: she thought it was a great idea to marry Marilyn Manson. :shifty:
If they have to fill all 25 episodes with a star, I have a few suggestions, given the current list. so far:
- Donald Sutherland. If you're gonna have Elliot Gould, you might as well get Hawkeye Pierce, too. He could play the college professor from Faber College (did someone just say
Animal House?
) who comes down to Las Vegas, and gets mixed up in the murder of a showgirl, played by Kat von D. Guest stars Mark Metcalf as Niedermayer, and John Vernon as Dean Wormer.
- Chevy Chase. Speaking of washed up SNL alums, Chevy has been to Las Vegas before in the horrible
Vacation film. Chevy comes to play at a charity golf tournament, only to be killed in his room by a psychotic Ron Saris, who has moved from Miami. Guest stars Eldrick Woods (strippers & Tiger go together like milk & cookies) and John Daly. Lord knows he could use a paycheck about now.
- Wayne Newton. C'mon. Nothing is more Vegas than Wayne. I'm imagining something about a bomb going off during one of his performances. Guest star: Montecore, the white tiger who ate Roy Horn.
- Billy the Exterminator. As long as we're booking second-banana reality stars from A&E, how about this for a story line: a grisly murder involving exotic alligators in Las Vegas leads back to the biological home of the animals: Louisiana. While Catherine minds the investigation in Sin City, Nick and Greg channel Grissom's formaldehyde pig and head to the Big Easy, to collaborate with New Orleans CSI. The track leads to Billy's exterminating business, where his brother Keith is killing more than pests. Guest stars Melina Kankaredes as the New Orleans CSI boss. Special guest appearance by Calleigh Duquesne, who has brought her new baby daddy Eric Delko back to meet her family on the bayou. :guffaw:
