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Rental car, highway, midnight
Jess: I can't believe they left without us.
Delko: I can't believe we had to call the fire department.
Jess: Well if you hadn't gotten stuck in the ceiling too, none of this would have happened.
Delko: If you hadn't gotten stuck in the first place, I wouldn't have gone up into the ceiling.
Jess: WHY DID YOU GO UP INTO THE CEILING!
Delko: WHY DID YOU!
Jess: I WAS PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR BEING STUPID!
Delko: Well our team sucks at seeking because they didn't even check the bathrooms.
Jess: Yeah, they went to Greece. *puts feet up on console*
Delko: What are you doing?
Jess: Airing out my feet.
Delko: Your dress is blocking my view of the road.
Jess: Suck it up.
Delko: I literally am. It's everywhere.
Jess: Fine. *puts feet on floor* You're a jerk.
Delko: How is this my fault?
Jess: Your head was in the way of my dress.
Delko: *frowns*
Jess: Pfft, and you wanted to re-marry me.
Delko: I'm seriously thinking that was a bad idea.
Jess: Me too. And you know what? You're all over the road. The white lines mean you have THIS much room.
Delko: I'm not all over the road.
Jess: You are and there are people passing you. Speed up.
Delko: I don't want a ticket.
Jess: Well you're wasting time.
Delko: We're only going to the airport.
Jess: Where is the airport?
Delko: I don't know, check the map.
Jess: I don't have a map.
Delko: It's a rental car. There's a map somewhere around here.
Jess: Ugh, well where would it be?
Delko: Look around.
Jess: You're worse than Speed.
Delko: You talk to him?
Jess: *rolls eyes*
Delko: *sigh*
Jess: Alright well there's no map up here. Maybe in the back seat?
Delko: Why would someone keep a map in the back seat?
Jess: To keep the kids busy.
Delko: What kids?
Jess: *takes off seatbelt*
Delko: What are you doing?
Jess: I'm going back there.
Delko: Stay in your seat.
Jess: Do you want to find the map or not! *climbs into back seat*
Delko: *pushes dress* I can't see again.
Jess: Yeah well the people in front of us are getting a nice view of my ass so just be patient.
Delko: AH! JESS I CAN'T SEE! *spins wheel*
Car swerves
Jess: *screams*
Delko: *slams on breaks*
CRASH
Jess: *flies backwards*
Two minutes later
Delko: *opens eyes* ...You okay?
Jess: *looks around*
Delko: Oh my God, you're in the windshield.
Jess: No, it's cool. The dress acted like an airbag.
Delko: *grabs Jess' hand*
Guy: *runs over* Are you okay?
Delko: *looks over* Yeah, we're fine. Was it your car I hit?
Guy: Yeah.
Delko: Everyone on your side okay?
Guy: My wallet won't be.
Delko: I'm sorry, I couldn't see the road.
Guy: Then maybe you shouldn't be driving.
Delko: No no, her dress was in my face.
Guy: ...
Delko: NO! No, she was in the backseat.
Guy: *smiles*
Delko: *opens car door* Nevermind.
Jess: *climbs out*
Guy: I called 9-1-1, you guys should get checked out.
Delko: We're fine.
Guy: She was sitting in the windshield.
Jess: No it's cool.
Guy: I still think you should wait for the paramedics.
Delko: We can't, we have to get to the airport.
Guy: Dude, you were just in an accident.
Delko: It's actually kind of a normal thing with us.
Guy: Yeah, obviously.
Delko: No, no, I mean we just get into a lot of trouble.
Guy: Um, yeah.
Delko: NO! No, it-
Jess: Stop talking, stop talking.
Delko: *sigh*
Sirens are heard
Guy: *holds head* Man I just bought that truck.
Delko: I'm really sorry.
Cop: *walks over* Is anyone hurt?
Guy: I'm not.
Jess: I'm fine.
Cop: Okay, was there anyone else in the vehicles?
Guy: I just had a cat but he's in his cage.
Cop: *grabs notepad* You the only two vehicles involved?
Jess: It's a miracle, really.
Cop: *lifts brow*
Jess: Nevermind.
Delko: Look, we really need to get to the airport.
Cop: Well lookin' at your car, I'd say you won't be off to the airport for a while.
Delko: Can't you give us a ride?
Cop: Is she havin' a baby?
Delko: What?
Cop: Your wife.
Delko: She's not my wife.
Jess: And she isn't having a baby.
Cop: Then I ain't drivin' you anywhere. You should wait for the EMTs.
Delko: No. You don't understand, we
need to get to the airport.
Cop: Why?
Delko: Our friends are there.
Cop: And are these 'friends' of yours plannin' something in the airport?
Delko: Just to go to Greece.
Cop: Why?
Delko: Why not?
Cop: Son, that's not a good thing to say to a Police Officer.
Delko: That's okay, I'm a Police Officer too.
Cop: Sure you are.
Delko: No, I am. *takes out badge*
Cop: *looks at badge* Miami PD? Right.
Delko: *sigh* We're from Miami.
Cop: Mhm.
Delko: I'm serious. Call your dispatch and run the badge number.
Cop: Yeah, alright I'll do that. *rolls eyes*
Delko: Are all the cops in this country asses?
Jess: Just the bad ones.
Cop: Excuse me?
Jess: I said just the rad ones. PEACE OUT. *punches own chest*
Cop: Sir, do you have any weapons or drugs on your person?
Delko: No.
Cop: Ma'am?
Jess: No.
Cop: ...
Jess: I know the dress is kind of big but I'm not hiding anything in it.
Cop: Where were you guys comin' from?
Jess: The ceiling.
Cop: ....
Jess: No, we were playing hide and seek.
Cop: Ma'am, I'm going to issue you some tests.
Jess: Why?
Cop: Because it looks like some sort of stupidity was the cause of this accident.
Jess: You think we're drunk?
Cop: Are you?
Jess: NO!
Hummerhome
Katie: Scrabble's boring.
Carly: You're telling me. Especially since Lora's only using two-letter words.
Lora: If you didn't want me to play, you could have just said so.
Heather: *lifts hand* I voted for you not to play.
Lora: I don't listen to you.
Heather: No one ever listens to me.
Anni: I listen to you.
Heather: YAY! *hugs Anni*
Anni: HEY OH! I almost forgot, I brought a game. *reaches under couch*
Heather: Guitar Hero?
Anni: I hear it's fun.
Colton: *pushes Anni* I call dibs first.
Anni: Ow. *rubs arm*
Fifteen minutes later
Colton: TOO MANY NOTES! TOO MANY NOTES! OH MY GOD!
Ryan: PICK A COLOR! PICK A COLOR!
Colton: GREEN! GREEN! GREEN!
Anni: YOU'RE PRESSING ORANGE!
Heather: You so totally just lost.
Colton: *throws guitar*
Anni: *grabs guitar* Who's next?
Calleigh: Oh me! Me! *grabs guitar*
Anni: Alright, try this one.
Calleigh: How come we started on Expert?
Anni: I just assumed we all didn't suck.
Colton: You assumed wrongly.
Heather: OH MY GOD!
Lora: *points at screen*
Carly: *mouth hangs open*
Horatio: What? What's so great about this song?
Heather/Lora/Carly: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOON!
Horatio: What's with you people and Kansas?
Katie: I like Kansas. There are some pretty people there.
Heather: Hun, you have NO idea.
Carly: *giggles*
Lora: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO! *air guitars*
Horatio: I don't understand this game.
Calleigh: Here, you try it. *hands over guitar*
Horatio: Um, what am I supposed to do?
Calleigh: Match the colors. It's like Dance Dance Revolution but for your fingers.
Horatio: Oh. What's Dance Dance Revolution?
Calleigh: *lifts brow*
Horatio: *hitting buttons* It's not working.
Calleigh: You have to strum too.
Horatio: What?
Lora: IT'S A GUITAR! IT'S A GUITAR!
Horatio: Oh. *strums*
Lora: NO, you have to click the buttons at the same time.
Horatio: Oh. *clicking buttons, strumming*
Lora: Star power! Star power!
Horatio: Thank you. *smiles*
Lora: No, tip the guitar, you have star power.
Horatio: What?
Lora: GIVE ME THE GUITAR! *snatches guitar*
TBC...................