Lol, Lora my exams er, unfortunately did not go well.
There's a whole long story that goes along with it but essentially I had the rare pleasure of taking a 6 hour long Biology exam.
Exploding toilet! The joys of traveling!
Thanks so much for the reviews everyone. And Anni, Speed is a little more edgier, though I suspect the outcome will be a good one.
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Eric's bathroom, 1:25 am
Delko: *wipes face*
Speed: *glares*
Heather: Olde Faithful in the bathroom. That's new.
Carly: Except that wasn't steam.
Heather: I think some of it was.
Delko: So, I guess I fixed the toilet then, huh.
Horatio: *walks in* Guys.
Heather: *turns around*
Horatio: I take it something happened in here.
Speed: Eric was just showing off his pumbling skills.
Delko: It worked too.
Horatio: Okay everyone, get back to your rooms.
Delko: Sorry H.
Horatio: No worries, just don't forget to clean up the mess.
Katie's room
Katie: *reading book*
Carly: *runs in*
Heather: *runs in*
Lora: *runs in*
Katie: What are you guys doing in here?
Heather: Well Horatio told us to get back to our rooms but we figured you were more fun and we aren't tired.
Katie: *lifts brow*
Lora: So whacha doin'?
Katie: Reading a book.
Lora: But...you're supposed to be fun.
Katie: What do you want me to do?
Heather: I stole some tequila from the lunch room.
Katie: ...
Heather: Come on! We're on a road trip! Don't get all mature on us now.
Lora: You know what we need to do? We need to play a prank.
Heather: OH GOOD IDEA! Who will be our victim?
Lora: Duh, Anni and Speed. They're so uptight so let's loosen 'em up.
Katie: Have fun.
Lora: Oh come on. We'll do Ryan next.
Heather:
Heeeeey I like the sound of that.
Lora: *slaps Heather* I meant a prank, you perv.
Heather: Won't Lilly be mad?
Lora: Psh, we'll get her in on it.
Carly: I don't feel right about this.
Lora: Your opinion has been taken to heart.
Carly: Yeah right.
Lora: You're the conscience of the team so I respect your opinion but we're doing this our way.
Heather: Yeah and it's going to be fun.
Carly: It's mean, petty, immature and stupid.
Lora: Uh yeah that's why we're doing it.
Katie: What sort of prank did you have in mind?
Lora: Now you're on board! I was thinking bed bugs.
Heather: Where are you going to get bed bugs in the mountains?
Lora: *takes out vile*
Heather: Oh my God where did you get that?
Lora: The closet in the Hummerhome. Man there is some raunchy stuff in there. We put this in their bed and watch 'em itch!
Katie: That seems kind of dumb....and amateur.
Lora: Oh really.
Katie: *smiles* I have a better idea.
Lora: But I went through so much trouble to get these bed bugs.
Katie: Save 'em for Ryan.
Lora: Excellent.
Room adjacent to Anni/Speed
Katie: *takes off vent cover*
Lora: Are you sure this is going to work?
Katie: You wanted them less uptight? This is the way to do it.
Carly: Where in the hell did you get marijuana?
Katie: I stole it off of that ski instructor when we were making out.
Carly: Why?
Katie: Because it's illegal.
Lora: Yeah right.
Katie: Shut up. *clicks on lighter* Start airing the smoke into their room.
Lora: *flapping arms*
Heather: Not like that, stupid. Like this. *waves piece of cardboard*
Lora: You know what? Exercise makes you live longer.
Heather: You know who lives longest? Bums and drug addicts.
Lora: Uh yeah because they look about 75 years old when they're 20.
Katie: Shut up and wave the smoke. *adds more leaves*
Carly: Won't this just make them really hungry?
Katie: Yes and it'll be endlessly hilarious.
Lora: *coughs* How do we keep it from seeping in here?
Katie: Flap harder.
Anni/Speed's room
Anni: You could use lemons to get the stench out of your clothes.
Speed: I'm going to kill Eric.
Anni: Oh come on, he didn't do it...okay he did do it on purpose but he doesn't exactly think first. And here I thought he was getting to be more mature.
Speed: Maturity is relative.
Anni: *blinks* Is someone cooking down the hall or something? It looks like there's smoke in here.
Speed: It doesn't smell any different.
Anni: Yeah because it smells like Eric's toilet.
Speed: Maybe someone is cooking.
Anni: So have you decided whether or not to take my mother's offer?
Speed: You mean the one where she pays for our new 'house'?
Anni: We've been evicted, it's not like we have many choices.
Speed: So she pays for a house, then what? We'll still have mountains of bills.
Anni: At least we'll have somewhere to sleep at night and besides, I'm thinking about working again.
Speed: *starts to laugh*
Anni: *lifts brow*
Speed: *clears throat* Uh, and...that...isn't funny. *smirks* Um...*scratches head* Working is-is a good thing.
Anni: Are you okay?
Speed: *nods* Yeah, yeah. I'm...I'm super.
Anni: Super.
Speed: Super.
Anni: Super?
Speed: Super.
Anni: *smiling* SUPER! *starts to laugh*
Speed: *laughing*
Outside room
Lora: Is it working?
Heather: *leans against door* Yeah I think so. All I can hear is wheezing and giggles.
Lora: Well that might mean something else is going on.
Heather: *slaps Lora*
Lora: *opens door*
Anni: *laughing*
Speed: *laughing*
Lora: YAY! FUN FEST!
Anni: Come on in!
Katie: *runs in* So how y'all feeling?
Anni: KATIE! *grabs Katie* Oh my frickin' GOD. *laughing*
Katie: *looks at Heather*
Heather: I'd say it worked.
Lora: Polly want a cracker? *lifts cracker*
Speed: *looks at cracker*
Lora: Waaant this cracker?
Speed: Yes ma'am.
Lora: *waving cracker*
Speed: *following cracker*
Lora: *throws cracker at wall*
Speed: *runs into wall*
Lora: Katie, this is the best idea you've ever had.
Anni: *laughing* What idea?
Lora: Oh we waved a bunch of Mary Jane in here to see what would happen.
Anni: *laughing* Why would you do that?
Lora: ....To see what would happen. Aren't you listening?
Speed: *stands, holds head* Okay, I just banged my bobbin on the wall.
Anni: HAHA! BOBBIN!
Speed: *laughing*
Anni: *falls off bed* WHOA THERE! *grabs Katie* I just fell right off a there!
Katie: Uh, yeah, haha, you um, did.
Anni: And here we thought someone was cooking and here we are completely BAKED! WEE!! *twirls around*
Speed: *sits on bed, hugs Lora*
Lora: AH!
Speed: You're so awesome. *lets go, hugs Heather*
Heather: *lifts brow*
Speed: You're so awesome. *lets go, hugs Katie*
Katie: ...
Speed: You can never get enough hugs.
TBC......................