Road Trip! The Final Frontier.

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He's plays the guitar?! *sigh* That's hot.

Delko: Pass me a knife.
Colton: *hands over butcher knife*
Delko: Perfect. Okay Heather, hold still.
Heather: *screaming*
:lol: :lol: *laughing* OMG *laughs* That's too freaking hilarious. *laughs more* My tummy hurts. :lol:

Whew ok wow i got to go lay down now. Thanks for the laughs Geni! :D
 
Geni...that is the greatest update...Solidifies why I couldn't trust Delko with my life.:lol:


Oh awww, Speed finally tells Katie just why he cares. I think it's sweet that he still holds feelings for her because she was the first woman he's ever loved...Oh awww....:lol: *tear drops* that is just so...so...sweet!

Excellent work!
 
Heather: Here, let me try.

Colton: You think being female is going to help the fridge open any easier?

Heather: I don't know Colton, test it out for us.

Colton: Low, very very low.

:lol: Oh man, THAT was priceless. And so something I would say.


And I didn't mind the Eric hugging me thing. But the whole Eric trying to kill me thing? *takes five gigantic steps away from Eric.* Remind me to never trust Delko.


Speed loves Katie, but he loves Anni. Speed wants to protect Katie, but he's with Anni. *shakes head* That man is confused.

:lol: LOVED the update, Geni. It was perfect.
 
Aw, little Hummerhome T-shirts, how cute! Virtual me should market them, because real me would buy one. Wait, thats a conundrum right? *scratches head* I's confused myself again...

Delko: AH! GHOST! *hugs Heather*

Heather: AH! DELKO! *pushes Eric*

Colton: AH! MY FOOT! *holds foot, falls over* AH! *smashes into pots*
Ha! Best line of the chapter! "AH! DELKO!" Ok, next time I see something scary and have time to form a response, I shall say "AH! A DELKO!" :lol:

Alright, I'm gonna be gone for like a week or so, I got yet another camp to go on. An actual camp this time :p

See yous guys next week!
 
Sorry I haven't added a chapter lately gals. :eek: Been up to my knees in exams.

Have fun on your butt re-..er, Camp! Carly. :p

I should have another chapter up tonight if I can keep my eyes open that long, lol.
 
Sorry I haven't added a chapter lately gals. :eek: Been up to my knees in exams.
And guy. :lol: But same here Gen, you're not alone.

And thank Horatio you said something. I came in here to ask if anyone's heard from of you. :lol: You know what would of been insane? If you got murdered! *silence* Ok not that great but lemme explain. This is a CSI and Forensics forum, and one if it's Mods got murdered! So like the cops and CSI's would have to register on here and question everyone. :lol: dibs on Eric and Horatio.
 
Well my internet is also fizzed. So MSN doesn't work, otherwise you would have heard from me. :p As for me being murdered, that definitely didn't happen. ;)

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Chalet--1am--Anni's room

Anni: *jumps onto bed* Soooo what did you talk to Katie about.

Speed: *typing* Nothing.

Anni: You were in there for a long time. I mean, at least too long for a good night but not long enough for a romp in the sack.

Speed: *frowns*

Anni: *smiles* I'm kidding.

Speed: So what, I can't talk to my friends without you breathing down my neck?

Anni: ...Look, I was just kidding. Geez.

Speed: I don't want to start this you and Katie crap again.

Anni: Okay but it's just all confusing since you love me and you love her.

Speed: Anni.

Anni: I know it's not in the same way that you love me but still.

Speed: *sigh*

Anni: By the way, I called Lori.

Speed: *looks at Anni*

Anni: Well you seemed pretty adamant on staying behind for a while and you tell her everything so I stuck my nose into it.

Speed: What did she tell you?

Anni: Nothing. Man that girl can keep a secret. Oooh but it means there's something to tell.

Speed: Stop being paranoid.

Delko: *runs in* Okay okay okay I did something really bad.

Anni: Do you always run into people's rooms?

Delko: Yeah.

Anni: What did you do?

Delko: Okay well I accidentally backed up the toilet in my room and I was wondering if you could come fix it.

Speed: No.

Delko: Come on! Horatio and Calleigh already refused and Ryan passed out from the smell.

Anni: Why don't you fix it?

Delko: Because I'll probably just break it even more.

Speed: He has a point.

Delko: I'll pay you 50 bucks.

Speed: Plumbers cost more than that.

Delko: 100.

Speed: You don't have that much.

Delko: Please come fix my toilet.

Speed: *stands* Fine.

Anni: I have to see this.

Eric's bathroom

Speed: *stares down*

Anni: *clinging to wall*

Delko: So have fun.

Speed: *grabs Eric* Where are you going?

Delko: To watch from a safe distance.

Speed: No no no, you're going to stay right where you are. *hands over plunger*

Delko: What am I supposed to do with this?

Speed: It's a two man job.

Delko: But it's gross.

Speed: If you've dealt with baby puke, you can deal with this.

Anni: Awwww.

Speed: *frowns*

Heather: *runs in* What's all the racket?

Anni: Eric backed up his toilet.

Carly: *walks over* Yeah I can smell it from my room.

Heather: How are you going to fix it?

Lora: *walks in* GROSS! WHO DIED!

Speed: *kneels* ...Eric, did you stick anything in the toilet?

Delko: Y-

Speed: Besides that.

Delko: I stuck a flashlight in there to see the damage and then it slipped.

Speed: *stands*

Delko: Do you think that has anything to do with it?

Speed: Glove up, you're going fishing.

Delko: What? No. You said you'd fix it.

Speed: I found out what the problem was, that's good enough.

Delko: No. I'm not sticking my hand down there.

Lora: Seriously, it smells like the boy's locker room in my old highschool mixed with New York sewers.

Heather: What did you eat?

Delko: Cookies.

Heather: No more cookies for you.

Delko: Wait, what if we just flush it repeatedly? *jams on flusher*

Speed: NO!

KABOOM

TBC.......................
 
Oh thank Horatio you're back! Btw, how were your exams?

Actually after all this time i completely forget where we left off. And i'm too lazy to click to go back a page a read the last update. :rolleyes:

Delko: Wait, what if we just flush it repeatedly? *jams on flusher*
Speed: NO!
KABOOM
Oh come on are you serious?! A toilet exploding. Oh wow, Delko what do you really eat?? :lol:

Thanks for the update Geni! So much! :D
 
....Wow.

Exploding toilet. That's so classic RT.

Sorry! I've been swamped with finals... I'm here, loving it. Great job Geni!
 
AHAHAHahahahahahah! An exploding toliet...If that doesn't say RT then nothing does! One does have to question- just what kind of cookies is Delko eating???? :lol:


Awesome update! ....and ps ( Speed's well...Speed again, but a little more edgier and moodier- if that's a word, lol).

Superb!
 
Lol, Lora my exams er, unfortunately did not go well. :eek: There's a whole long story that goes along with it but essentially I had the rare pleasure of taking a 6 hour long Biology exam.

Exploding toilet! The joys of traveling! :D Thanks so much for the reviews everyone. And Anni, Speed is a little more edgier, though I suspect the outcome will be a good one. ;)

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Eric's bathroom, 1:25 am

Delko: *wipes face*

Speed: *glares*

Heather: Olde Faithful in the bathroom. That's new.

Carly: Except that wasn't steam.

Heather: I think some of it was.

Delko: So, I guess I fixed the toilet then, huh.

Horatio: *walks in* Guys.

Heather: *turns around*

Horatio: I take it something happened in here.

Speed: Eric was just showing off his pumbling skills.

Delko: It worked too.

Horatio: Okay everyone, get back to your rooms.

Delko: Sorry H.

Horatio: No worries, just don't forget to clean up the mess.

Katie's room

Katie: *reading book*

Carly: *runs in*

Heather: *runs in*

Lora: *runs in*

Katie: What are you guys doing in here?

Heather: Well Horatio told us to get back to our rooms but we figured you were more fun and we aren't tired.

Katie: *lifts brow*

Lora: So whacha doin'?

Katie: Reading a book.

Lora: But...you're supposed to be fun.

Katie: What do you want me to do?

Heather: I stole some tequila from the lunch room.

Katie: ...

Heather: Come on! We're on a road trip! Don't get all mature on us now.

Lora: You know what we need to do? We need to play a prank.

Heather: OH GOOD IDEA! Who will be our victim?

Lora: Duh, Anni and Speed. They're so uptight so let's loosen 'em up.

Katie: Have fun.

Lora: Oh come on. We'll do Ryan next.

Heather: Heeeeey I like the sound of that.

Lora: *slaps Heather* I meant a prank, you perv.

Heather: Won't Lilly be mad?

Lora: Psh, we'll get her in on it.

Carly: I don't feel right about this.

Lora: Your opinion has been taken to heart.

Carly: Yeah right.

Lora: You're the conscience of the team so I respect your opinion but we're doing this our way.

Heather: Yeah and it's going to be fun.

Carly: It's mean, petty, immature and stupid.

Lora: Uh yeah that's why we're doing it.

Katie: What sort of prank did you have in mind?

Lora: Now you're on board! I was thinking bed bugs.

Heather: Where are you going to get bed bugs in the mountains?

Lora: *takes out vile*

Heather: Oh my God where did you get that?

Lora: The closet in the Hummerhome. Man there is some raunchy stuff in there. We put this in their bed and watch 'em itch!

Katie: That seems kind of dumb....and amateur.

Lora: Oh really.

Katie: *smiles* I have a better idea.

Lora: But I went through so much trouble to get these bed bugs.

Katie: Save 'em for Ryan.

Lora: Excellent.

Room adjacent to Anni/Speed

Katie: *takes off vent cover*

Lora: Are you sure this is going to work?

Katie: You wanted them less uptight? This is the way to do it.

Carly: Where in the hell did you get marijuana?

Katie: I stole it off of that ski instructor when we were making out.

Carly: Why?

Katie: Because it's illegal.

Lora: Yeah right.

Katie: Shut up. *clicks on lighter* Start airing the smoke into their room.

Lora: *flapping arms*

Heather: Not like that, stupid. Like this. *waves piece of cardboard*

Lora: You know what? Exercise makes you live longer.

Heather: You know who lives longest? Bums and drug addicts.

Lora: Uh yeah because they look about 75 years old when they're 20.

Katie: Shut up and wave the smoke. *adds more leaves*

Carly: Won't this just make them really hungry?

Katie: Yes and it'll be endlessly hilarious.

Lora: *coughs* How do we keep it from seeping in here?

Katie: Flap harder.

Anni/Speed's room

Anni: You could use lemons to get the stench out of your clothes.

Speed: I'm going to kill Eric.

Anni: Oh come on, he didn't do it...okay he did do it on purpose but he doesn't exactly think first. And here I thought he was getting to be more mature.

Speed: Maturity is relative.

Anni: *blinks* Is someone cooking down the hall or something? It looks like there's smoke in here.

Speed: It doesn't smell any different.

Anni: Yeah because it smells like Eric's toilet.

Speed: Maybe someone is cooking.

Anni: So have you decided whether or not to take my mother's offer?

Speed: You mean the one where she pays for our new 'house'?

Anni: We've been evicted, it's not like we have many choices.

Speed: So she pays for a house, then what? We'll still have mountains of bills.

Anni: At least we'll have somewhere to sleep at night and besides, I'm thinking about working again.

Speed: *starts to laugh*

Anni: *lifts brow*

Speed: *clears throat* Uh, and...that...isn't funny. *smirks* Um...*scratches head* Working is-is a good thing.

Anni: Are you okay?

Speed: *nods* Yeah, yeah. I'm...I'm super.

Anni: Super.

Speed: Super.

Anni: Super?

Speed: Super.

Anni: *smiling* SUPER! *starts to laugh*

Speed: *laughing*

Outside room

Lora: Is it working?

Heather: *leans against door* Yeah I think so. All I can hear is wheezing and giggles.

Lora: Well that might mean something else is going on.

Heather: *slaps Lora*

Lora: *opens door*

Anni: *laughing*

Speed: *laughing*

Lora: YAY! FUN FEST!

Anni: Come on in!

Katie: *runs in* So how y'all feeling?

Anni: KATIE! *grabs Katie* Oh my frickin' GOD. *laughing*

Katie: *looks at Heather*

Heather: I'd say it worked.

Lora: Polly want a cracker? *lifts cracker*

Speed: *looks at cracker*

Lora: Waaant this cracker?

Speed: Yes ma'am.

Lora: *waving cracker*

Speed: *following cracker*

Lora: *throws cracker at wall*

Speed: *runs into wall*

Lora: Katie, this is the best idea you've ever had.

Anni: *laughing* What idea?

Lora: Oh we waved a bunch of Mary Jane in here to see what would happen.

Anni: *laughing* Why would you do that?

Lora: ....To see what would happen. Aren't you listening?

Speed: *stands, holds head* Okay, I just banged my bobbin on the wall.

Anni: HAHA! BOBBIN!

Speed: *laughing*

Anni: *falls off bed* WHOA THERE! *grabs Katie* I just fell right off a there!

Katie: Uh, yeah, haha, you um, did.

Anni: And here we thought someone was cooking and here we are completely BAKED! WEE!! *twirls around*

Speed: *sits on bed, hugs Lora*

Lora: AH!

Speed: You're so awesome. *lets go, hugs Heather*

Heather: *lifts brow*

Speed: You're so awesome. *lets go, hugs Katie*

Katie: ...

Speed: You can never get enough hugs.

TBC......................
 
That was hilarious! :lol: Anni and Speed ...baked! It's cool to see him actually break a smile and *gasp* laugh. What a good way to break up the moodiness and despair!

Awesome update!
 
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