Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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:lol: Katie and Megan are the new Speed and Delko. :lol:

And there may have been kissing. :D :D :D :D

I'll be on Cloud 9 while I wait for you to "Update Soon." :D
 
Katie: WHAT! *runs over to counter* Oh my God that costs 400 dollars. PER SHOE.
Didn't the 1st episode of CSI Miami have a pair of 400 dollar heels in it? (Or 2nd ep, i forget) But Meghan mentioned that in there.

Missy: Oh I do. You won't be able to walk properly unless you take off the other glass slipper and even then, you'll be walking around bear-footed like some kind of animal on welfare.

Katie: Exactly.

Missy: Sounds like fun to me. *runs off*
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:/5 That was a good one. LOL

Katie: Shut up you stupid Canuck.

Megan: Bite me Yankee.
Yeah, bite my yankee. We Canadians can beat you any day! With our peace-keeping ways and the salt on our poutine! *throws beaver at*

Horatio: *walks in* What's going on?

Megan: She's poisoning me.

Katie: They were hiding my shoes.

Horatio: Why is there varnish everywhere?

Katie: ...My shoe was in the varnish.

Megan: And I got it splashed in my face.

Horatio: Clean this floor with toothbrushes.
Heh heh heh....

Horatio: Clean this floor with toothbrushes.

Megan: What?

Katie: No!

Horatio: Right now, let's go.

Katie: I don't think so bub. I need new shoes.

Megan: And I need moutwash.

Horatio: If you don't clean this floor, I'll decorate the lab in sunglasses and make the staff wear tutus.

Megan/Katie: *stare at Horatio*

Horatio: And I'll start wearing short shorts.

Katie: WHERE'S A TOOTHBRUSH!

Megan: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING MIAMI-RELATED!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:/5 *grabs every toothbrush in household* OMG!! OMG OMG OMG!!! *runs around like a squirrel*

Carly: Well Katie spoke to some of the football team, but I was thinking...Teeth, fake teeth...Hockey.
You yankees suck at hockey. (Ha!) Well it's true. Kinda. THAT STANLEY CUP GAME WAS RIGGED! *pulls hair out*

Carly: ...How did you drive here?

Speed: Uh...Don't mention anything to Horatio.
Oooo....

10 bucks Horatio figures out! Any takers? I can just see it!

H: I'll be back in 5. *climbs in hummer* .... *sniff sniff*
*jumps back out*
H: EVERYBODY GET OVER HERE! ONE of you went in the hummer, i'm gonna figure out, it's called DNA people!

Katie: AND HE HAS RED HAIR LIKE CONAN!
*scoffs* Not. H's is sexier. Conan is just a little weirdo Horatio impersonater. :lol:

Horatio: *sigh* This isn't fair. Why am I always unaffected?
Are you trying to take a stab at me Geni? :lol:

You're always unaffected because you have a WILL! A damn good one at that! And anyways, if you DID NOT have the will that havem you would be acting like an ID10T. You have your dignity and reputation to keep H.
And your always unaffected because your invicible to all things. And because your God's other son and (You want me to get more?).

Horatio: *sigh* This isn't fair. Why am I always unaffected?

Megan: Join us for a while H.

Katie: Yes, JOIN us!
No! Satan in trying to get God's other son on his side! Ignore them! Of course, i don't need to tell you, you'll be fine on your own by big handsome hot hunky...i'm gonna stop...

Grrrr-eat update Geni!
 
So much to comment on....*looks at clock* with so little time before work-AH!!!!

Megan and Katie..:lol:..Was actually wetting myself!What is it about the CSI team getting high on fumes???

Josh stole Speed's credit card...who does he think he is??Speed!!I thought he was the bad brother :lol: But OH NO...hes there, on his own....

SPEED DROVE A HUMMER *collapses at the thougt of the sexyness* sorry about that ;) oooooooooo he'll be in trouble if H catches him...and as he never closes-he'll get his man!

Looking forward to the updates Geni :D
 
Yes i can't wait until H finds Speeds hair in his hummer unaccounted for. :D

"FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING MIAMI-RELATED!!!"

I am SO using that! Everyone knows i want to live in Miami! (I'm already using it, :D )
 
Ra Ra Ra

Trace Lab, next day

Calleigh: *walks in* Hey Tim do you have my results?

Speed: More like Carly's results. She handed me a box of skates.

Calleigh: She was working on the theory that maybe the stab wounds came from the ice hockey players.

Speed: *stares blankly*

Calleigh: Did I say something wrong?

Speed: ...Not a sports fan?

Calleigh: I like the occasional basketball game.

Speed: *nods*

Calleigh: What, you don't like ice hockey?

Speed: *shakes head*

Calleigh: So what results did you get from the blades?

Speed: Dead cheerleader was definitely stabbed with one of the blades. I found her blood all over one of them.

Calleigh: She was also shot.

Carly: *walks in* That's why I went to see Alexx. Blade cuts were made post mordem.

Calleigh: After she died?

Carly: At least an hour after.

Calleigh: Who mutilates a dead body with ice hockey skates?

Speed: It's highschool.

Calleigh: So?

Speed: Cal, you were a cheerleader, right?

Calleigh: Yeah.

Speed: People hate cheerleaders.

Calleigh: They do?

Carly: Yeah.

Calleigh: That's no excuse to mutilate a body with ice hockey skates.

Carly: Even if we do find out who cut her up, we still need to find the shooter.

Speed: Cal, do you have the bullet?

Calleigh: ...Bullet?

Speed: You're the ballistics expert.

Calleigh: I thought Katie had the ballistic evidence.

Speed: She did, and she left it on your desk.

Calleigh: ...I haven't gotten the chance to look over it. I was on a date yesterday.

Carly: Okay well we should hurry this up before Horatio finds out.

Horatio: *runs in* DID SOMEONE CALL? *rips off shades, throws them to the floor*

Calleigh/Carly/Speed: ...

Horatio: I'M FLYIN' HIGH AND FEELIN' FINE!

Calleigh: ...What happened?

Horatio: Oh I had to sniff varnish with Katie and Megan. Wow we sure had a dilly of a pickle of a jolly good time. Y'all should try it.

Carly: ...Y'all?

Horatio: OH MY GOD YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN!

Carly: ...

Speed: H, we're kind of on a case right now.

Horatio: Oh I know. But I was just going to come in here and see how everyone was doing and everything so that I didn't have to come in later and like do like stuff like this like and yeah. Psha!

Carly: *smiles* I like high Horatio.

Calleigh: *laughs*

Horatio: Oh you know what would be fun? Racing down the halls on autopsy tables. Who's up for it!

Carly: I'm in!

Calleigh: Can we use carts too?

Horatio: As long as no one gets the brilliant idea to race Hummers in here. *GASP* Let's race Hummers in here!

Carly: Can we drag the autopsy tables with Hummers?

Horatio: You read my mind.

Carly: Yes!

Speed: NO! No one's going to race Hummers in the halls. You'll destroy the lab.

Horatio: Pshhha stop being such a girl. Although it would account for your freakishly long eyelashes.

Speed: H, you're not driving your Hummer through here.

Horatio: How about the Hummerhome?

Speed: No.

Horatio: Humma?

Speed: No.

Horatio: Hummercopter?

Speed: No.

Horatio: Hummer-Rail?

Speed: Definitely not.

Horatio: Hummercraft?

Speed: No.

Horatio: ...Hooter.

Speed: Hooter?

Horatio: Hummer plus scooter equals hooter.

Calleigh: Oh I love Hooters!

Speed: *shakes head*

Carly: Hey let's have a wet t-shirt contest.

Horatio: *looks at Speed*

Speed: *blinks*...What? What? No, no come on guys. Smarten up.

Horatio: Stop being such a weiner! Man you never let me have any fun! *stomps* You got all crabby when your stupid daughter died. Now she was cool.

Speed: *frowns*

Horatio: Although she kind of got herself killed. That was pretty stupid. Ah, like daughter like father huh?

Speed: *places hands on hips*

Horatio: OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE! HORATIO CAINE!

Speed: *takes off latex gloves* I'll see you guys later. *walks away*

Horatio: Okay, Carly start up the engines and Calleigh, get the autopsy tables. We'll blow this popsicle stand!

TBC.............
 
I'm watching CSI: Miami and reading this. I can hear Calleigh and Horatio saying those things. :lol: And I heard wet t-shirt contest. *swoons* :D

Update soon. :D
 
Speed: Cal, you were a cheerleader, right?

Calleigh: Yeah.

Speed: People hate cheerleaders.
*nods* True. most of them are arrogant and pampered little biotches. MOST of them. Not all.

Horatio: *runs in* DID SOMEONE CALL? *rips off shades, throws them to the floor*
*screams* WHAT THE *%$#??

Horatio: I'M FLYIN' HIGH AND FEELIN' FINE!

Calleigh: ...What happened?

Horatio: Oh I had to sniff varnish with Katie and Megan. Wow we sure had a dilly of a pickle of a jolly good time. Y'all should try it.

Carly: ...Y'all?

Horatio: OH MY GOD YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN!
OH MY GOD.... That's all i have. OH MY GOD!

Geni! Miss C! What did you do?? Why do you torment me like this??


Carly: *smiles* I like high Horatio.

Calleigh: *laughs*

Horatio: Oh you know what would be fun? Racing down the halls on autopsy tables. Who's up for it!

Carly: I'm in!

Calleigh: Can we use carts too?

Horatio: As long as no one gets the brilliant idea to race Hummers in here. *GASP* Let's race Hummers in here!

Carly: Can we drag the autopsy tables with Hummers?

Horatio: You read my mind.

Carly: Yes!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HORATIO!?!? *cries*


Horatio: How about the Hummerhome?

Speed: No.

Horatio: Humma?

Speed: No.

Horatio: Hummercopter?

Speed: No.

Horatio: Hummer-Rail?

Speed: Definitely not.
*banging fists on floors* NO!! Horatio! *cries* No no..... Wait. What? Huumer-rail? I like the sound of that! Except the part where HORATIO IS HIGH! ARGH!



Horatio: Stop being such a weiner! Man you never let me have any fun! *stomps* You got all crabby when your stupid daughter died. Now she was cool.

Speed: *frowns*

Horatio: Although she kind of got herself killed. That was pretty stupid. Ah, like daughter like father huh?
GENI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

Your doing this to me, aren't you!? AREN'T YOU!?

Why does everyone tease ME?


Speed: *places hands on hips*

Horatio: OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE! HORATIO CAINE!
Funny. Hardy har har.

....Speed's probably doing it wrong anyways....

Horatio: Okay, Carly start up the engines and Calleigh, get the autopsy tables. We'll blow this popsicle stand!
Aahhh shit.


Update soon, but PLeaSE make it a one that won't make scream out loud again. Or bite my lip. Or tug my hair. Etc...
 
:lol: Colton, you make me laugh.

Hunter, don't worry I'll try not to make you scream anymore. :p

Lack Of Thought

Miami Lab later that evening

Horatio: *revvs engine* Alright ladies, let's rock this casbah!

Calleigh: *sitting on autopsy table*

Carly: *sitting on autopsy table* Let's rock it.

Calleigh: Woo! *presses play button on boom box*

AC/DC starts to play. Hummer accelerates through the halls

Horatio: YEAHHHHHHHHHH! Man I feel like The Who.

Calleigh: OH MY GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE! THIS IS SO AWESOME!

Carly: I can't feel my butt this is so cool!

Calleigh: *screams*

Hummer turns corner

Horatio: WATCH OUT LIEUTENANT COMING THROUGH!

Calleigh: THIS IS SO MUCH FREAKING FUN!

Carly: Man we need to do this more often.

Hummer races down the halls, near reception

Horatio: AH! PEOPLE! *presses breaks*

Hummer slides sideways, and stops in front of person

Calleigh: *hanging off autopsy table*

Carly: ...Okay maybe the autopsy table was a bad omen when racing through the halls at 100 kilometers an hour.

Horatio: *jumps out of Hummer* You ruined my race dawg.

Riley: Excuse me?

Horatio: YOU HEARD ME HOME SLICE!

Calleigh: Riley, what are you doing here?

Riley: I'm looking for Tim Speedle.

Calleigh: He's around here somewhere.

Riley: Well gee I probably could have figured that out. Would you mind pointing me in a direction?

Calleigh: Try near the DNA lab.

Riley: Thanks. *walks away*

Carly: *holding head, staggering around* Whew that was a wild ride.

Horatio: My hair is still hanging to one side.

Calleigh: ...It always does that.

Horatio: Oh, so it does.

Halls

Riley: Hey Speedle!

Speed: *turns around* ...What are you doing back here? You aren't supposed to be back here.

Riley: Yeah well who's going to stop me?

Speed: Security.

Riley: From what I saw back there, I have a feeling security isn't a high priority in here.

Speed: *shakes head* What do you need?

Riley: A place to stay.

Speed: What happened to the condos?

Riley: My parents were arrested his morning.

Speed: I'm sorry.

Riley: Yeah, it's not a big deal. I'm a big girl, but...I have no money.

Speed: You don't have a job?

Riley: I live in LA and I have no way of getting back. So until my paycheck comes in, I'm stuck in Miami for a week.

Speed: There's plenty of hotels near the beach, you should be comfortable there. I'll have PD set you up there as a witness.

Riley: I don't know the city.

Speed: Don't leave the hotel room then.

Riley: I can't just stay in a hotel room. I'll die in there.

Speed: There's TV.

Riley: No books.

Speed: There's a bible.

Riley: I'm not really interested in religion.

Speed: You can order room service and run up the phone bill.

Riley: I don't like hotel food and I hate phones.

Speed: Go for a swim.

Riley: In the dark by myself?

Speed: Go during the day.

Riley: In the sweltering heat near kids?

Speed: Fine. Stay in a cardboard box downtown.

Riley: Too much shade.

Speed: Funny.

Riley: You can't just...Set me up at your place for a while? I don't know anyone else here.

Speed: You're asking to stay at my place?

Riley: Well if it's not too much trouble. If your wife doesn't mind. I can cook and clean for you, or if you want I can do all the filing for your bills. You know, to pay you back.

Speed: You barely know me.

Riley: I know that.

Speed: And you trust me already?

Riley: I don't trust anyone. You're just the only one I know who hasn't tried to make a pass at me.

Speed: I'll have to ask my wife.

Riley: I can ask her for you.

Speed: You don't know who she is.

Riley: I asked the reception. Her name's Anni.

Speed: Do you stick your nose into everything?

Riley: When I need information. Do you know where Anni is?

Speed: She probably doesn't want to be bothered.

Anni: *walks over* Did I hear my name?

Riley: You're Anni!

Anni: Yes...And you are?

Riley: Oh wow, she's pretty.

Anni: *lifts brow*

Riley: The name's Riley Henderson. *shakes Anni's hand*

Anni: Oh, well it's nice to meet you.

Riley: Tim here was just wondering if he could bring a stray woman home tonight for kicks.

Anni: *looks at Speed* What?

Speed: Uh...

Riley: Don't worry, I won't take up too much time in the bathroom and I clean up after myself.

Anni: *frowns*

Riley: Oh my what a frown you have. You know, frowning causes wrinkles and with the added UV light in Miami from the sun, it's a massacre for your skin.

Anni: I have wrinkles?

Speed: Honey you're absolutely beautiful.

Anni: I need a mirror.

Riley: Oh did I mention I'm his biological daughter?

Anni: ....

Speed: It's true.

Anni: Oh...Well you could have said something before.

Riley: Does that mean I get to stay?

Anni: If it's alright with Tim.

Speed: But...It's our apartment.

Anni: *smiles* Lighten up.

Riley: Yeah come on! I need a place for the week.

Anni: Week? I thought this was a one time thing.

Speed: Apparently not.

Riley: I promise I won't get in the way. If y'all need to have an intimate time, I'll just leave and go for a walk no problem.

Anni: I don't think you'll have to worry about that Riley. You can stay.

Riley: Oh excellent! Thank you.

Anni: You're welcome.

Riley: I promise I won't disappoint or make a mess. So um, where exactly do y'all live?

Anni: I'll drive you over there right now, I'm off work.

Riley: Oh cool beans.

Anni: Come on.

Anni/Riley leave

Speed: *frowns*

Calleigh: *runs over* Man I love autopsy table racing. You should try it.

Speed: Does it look like I want to race on tables?

Calleigh: Maybe if you were drunk.

Apartment 8pm

Riley: *walks in* Wow, it's nice.

Anni: Thanks. I've been redecorating a little.

Riley: *looks around* Now I see how the other half lives.

Anni: Excuse me?

Riley: ...Oh, sorry. I didn't mean anything by it, really. I'm just so used to living in luxury.

Anni: This place might not be the richest or most luxurious, but I love it.

Riley: It's very cozy.

Anni: *smiles* Would you like a tour?

Riley: Sure.

Anni: I'll show you the room you'll be staying in.

Riley: Great.

Spare bedroom

Riley: *walks in* It's pretty big.

Anni: I hope it's alright, I haven't had the chance to clean it.

Riley: It's fine, really. *walks over to nightstand* What's this? *lifts picture*

Anni: That, would be a family photo.

Riley: *looking down at picture* Is this my mother? Well, biological mother I mean.

Anni: Yeah.

Riley: ...She's beautiful.

Anni: I know.

Riley: There's two girls in this picture.

Anni: Holly's the younger one, and Lori...

Riley: She's the one who died, right?

Anni: Unfortunately.

Riley: It's a shame. *places picture down* I never even knew them.

Anni: I hate to say this but, they're...Not your family. Yours is-

Riley: In prison?

Anni: ...I'm sorry.

Riley: It's okay. I never...*smirks* I never really fit in with them.

Anni: *nods*

Riley: I feel a little weird asking for you guys to take me in like this. I just don't have anywhere else to go.

Anni: It's alright. You can stay here as long as you need.

Riley: I'll do anything you need me to, so I can pay you back.

Anni: No need. You're a guest.

Riley: My parents always taught me that you should pay someone back if they offer a service.

Anni: Things are a little different here.

Riley: Yeah I know.

Anni: ...I don't mean to be so forward, but...Are you going to leave?

Riley: I'm hoping to go back to California next week.

Anni: *nods*

TBC....................
 
I make Geni laugh and she makes me laugh. So is this kinda like a drug for money deal, because I get "high" so to speak, from laughing at the RT and in turn I make you laugh as my payment...right? :lol:

Horatio is the best person high. I'd LOVE to see more of that...if not I'll scream. :p :lol:

Update soon. :D
 
Horatio: *revvs engine* Alright ladies, let's rock this casbah!

Calleigh: *sitting on autopsy table*

Carly: *sitting on autopsy table* Let's rock it.

Calleigh: Woo! *presses play button on boom box*

AC/DC starts to play. Hummer accelerates through the halls
YOU DON"T WANT ME TO SCREAM AND YOUR DOING THIS?!? I can't look! *closes eyes*


Horatio: YEAHHHHHHHHHH! Man I feel like The Who.
Well they are always following you around playing after you one big sweet opening line.

Horatio: WATCH OUT LIEUTENANT COMING THROUGH!
You refuse to yell that in traffic but right now you do?


Horatio: AH! PEOPLE! *presses breaks*

Hummer slides sideways, and stops in front of person

Calleigh: *hanging off autopsy table*

Carly: ...Okay maybe the autopsy table was a bad omen when racing through the halls at 100 kilometers an hour.

Horatio: *jumps out of Hummer* You ruined my race dawg.
*screams* No! NO NO NO! DON'T GO TO 'DA HOOD'! PLEASE! I"M BEGGING YOU!

Riley: Excuse me?

Horatio: YOU HEARD ME HOME SLICE!
You're going to regret that later! When you walk by Riley she'll be all cautious and stuff. *cries* My Horatio is high....no....


Horatio: My hair is still hanging to one side.

Calleigh: ...It always does that.

Horatio: Oh, so it does.
You just WANT me to say 'Hardy har har' again don't you?


Riley: Yeah well who's going to stop me?

Speed: Security.
*clicks tounge* Good one.


Riley: Yeah, it's not a big deal. I'm a big girl, but...I have no money.

....but like you said. Your a BIG. GIRL.


Riley: I don't know the city.

Speed: Don't leave the hotel room then.

Riley: I can't just stay in a hotel room. I'll die in there.

Speed: There's TV.

Riley: No books.

Speed: There's a bible.

Riley: I'm not really interested in religion.

Speed: You can order room service and run up the phone bill.

Riley: I don't like hotel food and I hate phones.

Speed: Go for a swim.

Riley: In the dark by myself?

Speed: Go during the day.

Riley: In the sweltering heat near kids?

Speed: Fine. Stay in a cardboard box downtown.

Riley: Too much shade.

Speed: Funny.

The girl is so picky! Argh! Now i want to hit something! ....more. And harder. I've already shreded my clothes in anger AT SEEING HORATIO HIGH!!!! *pulls out hair*



Riley: You can't just...Set me up at your place for a while? I don't know anyone else here.

Speed: You're asking to stay at my place?

.......Your asking to stay at his place?


Riley: Oh did I mention I'm his biological daughter?

Anni: ....

Speed: It's true.

*flinches* Ah no. Anni doesn't know.


Calleigh: *runs over* Man I love autopsy table racing. You should try it.

Speed: Does it look like I want to race on tables?

Calleigh: Maybe if you were drunk.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:/5 Aw man, good one Cal!


Anni: Holly's the younger one, and Lori...

Riley: She's the one who died, right?
Don't remind me.... *start to cry* At least Speed brutally murdered the murderer with a pipe. Right? Ah it was a long time ago. Was it even Lori? Well, Speed beat SOMEONE with a pipe, i remember that from a LONG time ago. Am i right Geni? Kinda?


Thanks for the update!

And PLEASE, PLEASE LET HORATIO BE NORMAL. Argh!
 
You're kidding me, Hunter! He's more vulnerable when he's high. And sexxy. And more likely to do something with someone.
Hey! Horatio! Can I ride one of those autopsy tables...the same one you do? What's that? I'll have to go on top of you? No problem!
Well, H is sexy anyway. I like this alternate H though. More freeloving and easy going. I'm too laszy to quote right now but I assure you very little bit was flawless! PERFECT. Just get H back to normal before he sleeps with another woemn. *grits teeth*
GREAT UPDATE! Both of them. THANK YOU!
*offers hugs, attracts stares*
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: H is HIGH.....that is one of the funniest things I have read in a looooooooooong time (well actually since I last read RT which was yesterday)...anyways!!But the comments about Speed and Lori-OUCH!!!H's come down could be incredibly messy....Can't wait to see what Happens :D

oooooo Riely is staying-I smell trouble or is that just my housemate in the bathroom...*sniffffff* nope its trouble brewing!!!(why am I so pessimtistic in this thing??)

few questions tho: Whats happening with Josh in NY?
2)Where the heck has Delko gone?is he in NY too?
3) Wheres Jess, JC,Missy, Katie, Colton, Megan (did I leave anyone out?)??I miss them :(
4) How did you get to be such a amazingly fab writer Geni??
 
2) Josh and Eric are in NY. I haven't quite gotten to their storyline yet, but I will in just a bit. :)

3) The others are around the lab, and we'll get to them as well. :D

4) Not a clue whatsoever, because I still think there are people here that are far beyond better than me. :p But thank you for the nice compliment. :)

I should have more this afternoon!
 
:lol: Seriously, high H? :lol: Freakin' marvellous! :lol: Ah, Anni didn't know about Riley! I smell trouble a-brewing, biiiig trouble! hehe, yay, more updates this afternoon! :D

~xJemmax~
 
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