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Didn't the 1st episode of CSI Miami have a pair of 400 dollar heels in it? (Or 2nd ep, i forget) But Meghan mentioned that in there.Katie: WHAT! *runs over to counter* Oh my God that costs 400 dollars. PER SHOE.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:/5 That was a good one. LOLMissy: Oh I do. You won't be able to walk properly unless you take off the other glass slipper and even then, you'll be walking around bear-footed like some kind of animal on welfare.
Katie: Exactly.
Missy: Sounds like fun to me. *runs off*
Yeah, bite my yankee. We Canadians can beat you any day! With our peace-keeping ways and the salt on our poutine! *throws beaver at*Katie: Shut up you stupid Canuck.
Megan: Bite me Yankee.
Heh heh heh....Horatio: *walks in* What's going on?
Megan: She's poisoning me.
Katie: They were hiding my shoes.
Horatio: Why is there varnish everywhere?
Katie: ...My shoe was in the varnish.
Megan: And I got it splashed in my face.
Horatio: Clean this floor with toothbrushes.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:/5 *grabs every toothbrush in household* OMG!! OMG OMG OMG!!! *runs around like a squirrel*Horatio: Clean this floor with toothbrushes.
Megan: What?
Katie: No!
Horatio: Right now, let's go.
Katie: I don't think so bub. I need new shoes.
Megan: And I need moutwash.
Horatio: If you don't clean this floor, I'll decorate the lab in sunglasses and make the staff wear tutus.
Megan/Katie: *stare at Horatio*
Horatio: And I'll start wearing short shorts.
Katie: WHERE'S A TOOTHBRUSH!
Megan: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING MIAMI-RELATED!
You yankees suck at hockey. (Ha!) Well it's true. Kinda. THAT STANLEY CUP GAME WAS RIGGED! *pulls hair out*Carly: Well Katie spoke to some of the football team, but I was thinking...Teeth, fake teeth...Hockey.
Oooo....Carly: ...How did you drive here?
Speed: Uh...Don't mention anything to Horatio.
*scoffs* Not. H's is sexier. Conan is just a little weirdo Horatio impersonater. :lol:Katie: AND HE HAS RED HAIR LIKE CONAN!
Are you trying to take a stab at me Geni? :lol:Horatio: *sigh* This isn't fair. Why am I always unaffected?
No! Satan in trying to get God's other son on his side! Ignore them! Of course, i don't need to tell you, you'll be fine on your own by big handsome hot hunky...i'm gonna stop...Horatio: *sigh* This isn't fair. Why am I always unaffected?
Megan: Join us for a while H.
Katie: Yes, JOIN us!
*nods* True. most of them are arrogant and pampered little biotches. MOST of them. Not all.Speed: Cal, you were a cheerleader, right?
Calleigh: Yeah.
Speed: People hate cheerleaders.
*screams* WHAT THE *%$#??Horatio: *runs in* DID SOMEONE CALL? *rips off shades, throws them to the floor*
OH MY GOD.... That's all i have. OH MY GOD!Horatio: I'M FLYIN' HIGH AND FEELIN' FINE!
Calleigh: ...What happened?
Horatio: Oh I had to sniff varnish with Katie and Megan. Wow we sure had a dilly of a pickle of a jolly good time. Y'all should try it.
Carly: ...Y'all?
Horatio: OH MY GOD YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HORATIO!?!? *cries*Carly: *smiles* I like high Horatio.
Calleigh: *laughs*
Horatio: Oh you know what would be fun? Racing down the halls on autopsy tables. Who's up for it!
Carly: I'm in!
Calleigh: Can we use carts too?
Horatio: As long as no one gets the brilliant idea to race Hummers in here. *GASP* Let's race Hummers in here!
Carly: Can we drag the autopsy tables with Hummers?
Horatio: You read my mind.
Carly: Yes!
*banging fists on floors* NO!! Horatio! *cries* No no..... Wait. What? Huumer-rail? I like the sound of that! Except the part where HORATIO IS HIGH! ARGH!Horatio: How about the Hummerhome?
Speed: No.
Horatio: Humma?
Speed: No.
Horatio: Hummercopter?
Speed: No.
Horatio: Hummer-Rail?
Speed: Definitely not.
GENI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?Horatio: Stop being such a weiner! Man you never let me have any fun! *stomps* You got all crabby when your stupid daughter died. Now she was cool.
Speed: *frowns*
Horatio: Although she kind of got herself killed. That was pretty stupid. Ah, like daughter like father huh?
Funny. Hardy har har.Speed: *places hands on hips*
Horatio: OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE! HORATIO CAINE!
Aahhh shit.Horatio: Okay, Carly start up the engines and Calleigh, get the autopsy tables. We'll blow this popsicle stand!
YOU DON"T WANT ME TO SCREAM AND YOUR DOING THIS?!? I can't look! *closes eyes*Horatio: *revvs engine* Alright ladies, let's rock this casbah!
Calleigh: *sitting on autopsy table*
Carly: *sitting on autopsy table* Let's rock it.
Calleigh: Woo! *presses play button on boom box*
AC/DC starts to play. Hummer accelerates through the halls
Well they are always following you around playing after you one big sweet opening line.Horatio: YEAHHHHHHHHHH! Man I feel like The Who.
You refuse to yell that in traffic but right now you do?Horatio: WATCH OUT LIEUTENANT COMING THROUGH!
*screams* No! NO NO NO! DON'T GO TO 'DA HOOD'! PLEASE! I"M BEGGING YOU!Horatio: AH! PEOPLE! *presses breaks*
Hummer slides sideways, and stops in front of person
Calleigh: *hanging off autopsy table*
Carly: ...Okay maybe the autopsy table was a bad omen when racing through the halls at 100 kilometers an hour.
Horatio: *jumps out of Hummer* You ruined my race dawg.
You're going to regret that later! When you walk by Riley she'll be all cautious and stuff. *cries* My Horatio is high....no....Riley: Excuse me?
Horatio: YOU HEARD ME HOME SLICE!
You just WANT me to say 'Hardy har har' again don't you?Horatio: My hair is still hanging to one side.
Calleigh: ...It always does that.
Horatio: Oh, so it does.
*clicks tounge* Good one.Riley: Yeah well who's going to stop me?
Speed: Security.
Riley: Yeah, it's not a big deal. I'm a big girl, but...I have no money.
Riley: I don't know the city.
Speed: Don't leave the hotel room then.
Riley: I can't just stay in a hotel room. I'll die in there.
Speed: There's TV.
Riley: No books.
Speed: There's a bible.
Riley: I'm not really interested in religion.
Speed: You can order room service and run up the phone bill.
Riley: I don't like hotel food and I hate phones.
Speed: Go for a swim.
Riley: In the dark by myself?
Speed: Go during the day.
Riley: In the sweltering heat near kids?
Speed: Fine. Stay in a cardboard box downtown.
Riley: Too much shade.
Speed: Funny.
Riley: You can't just...Set me up at your place for a while? I don't know anyone else here.
Speed: You're asking to stay at my place?
Riley: Oh did I mention I'm his biological daughter?
Anni: ....
Speed: It's true.
Calleigh: *runs over* Man I love autopsy table racing. You should try it.
Speed: Does it look like I want to race on tables?
Calleigh: Maybe if you were drunk.
Don't remind me.... *start to cry* At least Speed brutally murdered the murderer with a pipe. Right? Ah it was a long time ago. Was it even Lori? Well, Speed beat SOMEONE with a pipe, i remember that from a LONG time ago. Am i right Geni? Kinda?Anni: Holly's the younger one, and Lori...
Riley: She's the one who died, right?