Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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Thanks for clearing those little questions up for me hun...thought that would prob be it but just making sure but think there maybe some objections to your final point of much better writers *cough* the RT gang*cough*

I doubt there are many if any other stories that have run for this long and still have this much of a following-with gathering new members all the time...

looking forward to more Geni :D *hugs* (I don't why I just in a hugging mood!!! anyone want a hug?? :lol:)
 
You're kidding me, Hunter! He's more vulnerable when he's high. And sexxy. And more likely to do something with someone.
Still. He's in danger of losing his dignity, reputaition, job, and maybe even his life if he keeps on driving the Hummer like that in there.


Hey! Horatio! Can I ride one of those autopsy tables...the same one you do? What's that? I'll have to go on top of you? No problem!
Stop taking advantage of him! When he's all normal, he'll have no feeling for you....better to approach him the normal way.... *puts self in danger to be saved by H*

.....everbody's enjoying this except me. *crosses arms* Alas, i can't do anything. Have your fun everyone, i don't want to be Jonny raincloud.

Dare i say it? Update soon?
 
Fine...you get the gun, and the mugger costume, and meet me at....
Ah, Ok. Well, he'll be back to normal soon, so...yeah. Geni- update soon!
 
Fine...you get the gun, and the mugger costume, and meet me at....

:lol: Nah, YOU get the gun, take me hostage Stewart Otis style, and H will get ME back and we can have 1-on-1 time. *smile*

Nah, let's just both apply for H's CSI team Lil. Then I can try to do a Sara/Grissom move with H a year from now. :D
 
Sounds good. Now, we're clogging up Geni's wonderfully spectacular thread, so lets just continue this master plan PM style. :)
Horatio: YEAHHHHHHHHHH! Man I feel like The Who.

Calleigh: OH MY GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE! THIS IS SO AWESOME!

Carly: I can't feel my butt this is so cool!

Calleigh: *screams*

Hummer turns corner

Horatio: WATCH OUT LIEUTENANT COMING THROUGH!

Calleigh: THIS IS SO MUCH FREAKING FUN!

Carly: Man we need to do this more often.

Hummer races down the halls, near reception

Horatio: AH! PEOPLE! *presses breaks*

Hummer slides sideways, and stops in front of person

Calleigh: *hanging off autopsy table*

Carly: ...Okay maybe the autopsy table was a bad omen when racing through the halls at 100 kilometers an hour.

Horatio: *jumps out of Hummer* You ruined my race dawg.

Riley: Excuse me?

Horatio: YOU HEARD ME HOME SLICE!
That was brilliant! I forgot to mention it but I laughed so hard, trying to imagine H gone gangsta. Great update, as always, and UPDATE SOON! :D
 
Horatio: WATCH OUT LIEUTENANT COMING THROUGH!
Like i said before, Why can't he do that in traffic??!

Hummer races down the halls, near reception

Horatio: AH! PEOPLE! *presses breaks*

Hummer slides sideways, and stops in front of person
Classic. How the Hummer stops i mean. You see it just like that in the movies.
 
Still_RIP_Speed said
I doubt there are many if any other stories that have run for this long and still have this much of a following-with gathering new members all the time...

I'm sure there are plenty out there. :) Really, there are much better stories here than mine. Look at the RPs for example, they're so fabulous. :eek:

But mine has gone a long time. -- Actually I shouldn't call it mine persay, because everyone has input and without everyone else reading, there wouldn't be much of a fic to begin with. :)

...Unless I sat by myself in a dark room just posting update after update. :lol:

To Leave Behind

Lab Halls next day

Missy: Can you believe H and Calleigh and Carly had an autopsy table race?

Katie: Yeah I heard about that. Too bad I was stuck in the garage with Megan dying of varnish poisoning.

Missy: Maybe you should stay away from toxic chemicals.

Katie: *laughs* I think the toxic chemicals should stay away from me.

Megan: *walks over* There are scuff marks EVERYWHERE. Whoever drove the Hummer around screwed with the floors.

JC: *runs over* OH MY GOD!

Megan: What?

JC: They painted the floors with tire marks. Very cool.

Megan: ...

JC: What?

Megan: Why would anyone do that?

JC: Because it's very chic.

Megan: No it's not.

Calleigh: *walks over* Hey Katie are you still on the ice hockey case?

Megan/JC/Missy: NO!

Calleigh: What?

Megan: No.

Calleigh: ...No what?

Megan: Please stop calling it 'ice hockey' for the love of God.

Calleigh: Why?

Megan: Because we all assume it's on ice unless told otherwise.

Calleigh: Like roller hockey?

Megan: Yeah. But the ice hockey crap is a little lame.

Calleigh: But I've always said ice hockey.

Megan: Yeah well you're not Canadian.

Calleigh: Neither are you.

Megan: Yes I am.

Calleigh: Where aboots?

Megan: *frowns*

Calleigh: Oops.

Megan: *lunges at Calleigh*

Calleigh: *screams*

Apartment

Speed: *grabs keys*

Riley: *walks out of room*

Speed: Good morning.

Riley: Where are you off to?

Speed: Work.

Riley: ...This early? No one gets up this early. And your stupid alarm clock woke me up.

Speed: ...Most people start work at 9.

Riley: *lifts brow*

Speed: You know...It's an hour on the clock. Right before 10 and after 8...AM.

Riley: *stares blankly*

Speed: What time do you normally get up?

Riley: 2.

Speed: *nods*

Riley: In the afternoon.

Speed: And what exactly is your job?

Riley: I work for a high end company and I deal with their very rich clientel.

Speed: And you don't start until after 2pm.

Riley: They don't get up until near then either. Why go to work early?

Speed: *blinks*

Riley: So do you have any food?

Speed: Yeah.

Riley: Great, I could really go for some lobster.

Speed: We have Special K and Lucky Charms.

Riley: ...What are those?

Speed: Cereal.

Riley: ...

Speed: *grabs box* This is cereal. You put milk in it.

Riley: Why would you put milk with that brown stuff? Milk goes in cups, not bowls.

Speed: We have toast.

Riley: What's toast?

Speed: Toasted bread.

Riley: Like croutons?

Speed: ...No, it's a bit bigger than croutons and you put peanut butter and jam on it.

Riley: Oh I've heard about that. PB&J or something, right? My friends used to have that during sleepovers when I went to their houses.

Speed: Yeah.

Riley: *walks over to fridge* Do you have any wine to go with it?

Speed: Juice.

Riley: What kind?

Speed: Orange.

Riley: ...But there's some kind of wine in it, right? I mean you can't just have squeezed oranges. That's like drinking the milk from the bowl.

Speed: *closes fridge* We don't keep wine there.

Riley: Where do you keep wine?

Speed: The liquor store.

Riley: ...I must seem like a real jerk.

Speed: Why?

Riley: I know people don't drink wine for breakfast and eat lobster. I guess that's what I've always been used to.

Speed: Well when you go back to California, you can have all of that back.

Riley: Right.

Speed: So you're just going to sit around all day?

Riley: Well I was hoping to rent a car and tour the city a little.

Speed: I'm not paying for that.

Riley: I don't expect you to. I'll find a temporary job somewhere.

Speed: I don't think most places are hiring for something temporary.

Riley: Then what do I do?

Speed: Well, instead of touring the city in a no doubt...Luxury vehicle, you could go to the county jail and visit your parents.

Riley: They put them in the same cell?

Speed: No. Different buildings actually.

Riley: Do you think they're okay? I mean, no riots or that kind of thing?

Speed: They're fine.

Riley: Are you sure?

Speed: I'll drive you over there.

Riley: Thanks.

Miami Lab

Horatio: *places hands on hips* Okay status.

Calleigh: Hey you're okay.

Horatio: I'm fine. The case please.

Calleigh: Well we have one suspect. Jordy Seers. Carly's talkin' to him right now. I also have Katie out at the hockey rink looking for a gun.

Horatio: And what's this?

Calleigh: This is the cheerleader's uniform. I've been looking at the gunshot pattern, and my best estimate for range was about four feet.

Horatio: So whoever was shooting, was also running right?

Calleigh: Yeah, I figure the guy was chasing her into the Glades, pulled out a gun, and shot.

Horatio: Is it possible the shooter and stabber are two different people?

Calleigh: It's possible. When we find the gun, we'll find out.

Horatio: Okay thank you Calleigh.

Halls

Megan: Okay! Okay! I have an idea.

Katie: Is it boring?

Megan: You don't know me very well do you?

Katie: Please share.

Megan: Let's have a drag race on the beach. If Horatio gets to do it, we get to as well.

Katie: Oh I like that idea.

JC: I call a Hummer!

Missy: I think we can all have a Hummer.

JC: Excellent. My evil plan is working. MUAHA!

Megan: Okay I'll go steal the keys, let's get down to the beach.

Katie: Just don't run me off the road. Hummers freak me out.

Prison

Riley: *sits down*

Harold: *behind glass* Riley! It's so good to see you honey, how are you?

Riley: I'm okay. You?

Harold: I'm doing fine.

Riley: ...Why did you kill that man?

Harold: *rolls eyes* You're too young to understand.

Riley: I think I'm old enough to understand murder.

Harold: Should have known. You used to read all those detective stories when you were little. You obviously didn't get your natural curiosity from me, I can tell you that.

Riley: No. And you didn't answer the question.

Harold: He wasn't one of us. You know that.

Riley: So you killed him?

Harold: It was necessary. Only the stronger and richer survive.

Riley: Well that's quite a twist on Darwin's theory.

Harold: Who?

Riley: ...Nevermind.

Harold: Your mother should have never bought you those books. They do nothing but clutter your mind with nonsense.

Riley: I like to read.

Harold: Well people who read books never got into modeling, did they?

Riley: I don't want to be a model.

Harold: You'd be perfect. You have the looks, the personality, and you'd make our family richer than it already is.

Riley: Maybe I want to do something fufilling with my life.

Harold: What, those clients at your agency? Ditch them, you're too good for them.

Riley: I like working with people.

Harold: So do I, from behind a phone.

Riley: So everyone who isn't you, deserves to die.

Harold: Like I said.

Riley: Not everyone is rich.

Harold: Everyone should be. Wouldn't the world be a much better place?

Riley: Maybe. But sometimes money isn't everything.

Harold: Money is everything, honey. You just haven't had the chance to see the world yet. But you'll get there don't worry.

Riley: Are you having fun seeing the world from a different persepective? Behind bars?

Harold: I shouldn't even be here. I'll make bail.

Riley: You murdered someone.

Harold: Rich people don't stay in jail.

Riley: Even if they're guilty?

Harold: That's where money comes in. It doesn't matter if you're the worst man on the planet. If you have money, you can make anyone believe anything.

Riley: So what are you going to do when you get out?

Harold: I'm going to sue the city of Miami and all the cops who put me in here against my will.

Riley: You know what dad? It's a prison, of course it's against your will. You can't sue people for doing their job.

Harold: A job that doesn't pay anything. Their only satisfaction is to make sure rich people go to jail. They want to ruin our lives, and make us miserable.

Riley: *frowns*

Harold: I've been telling you that since you were small.

Riley: I know.

Harold: I'm always right, you know that.

Riley: ...Then why did you lie to me?

Harold: What do you mean?

Riley: I'm not your biological daughter.

Harold: Those cops are lying to you. You're my daughter.

Riley: They showed me evidence.

Harold: What evidence?

Riley: Blood.

Harold: They could have manipulated it. You can't trust anyone.

Riley: I don't trust anyone.

Harold: Good, always remember never to trust anyone. Except your mother and I. Now, where are you staying while we're here temporarily?

Riley: Um...In an apartment.

Harold: Oh good, I hope it's a classy one. You don't want rats eating at the walls or anything.

Riley: Actually, I have a guest room.

Harold: You found a roomate already? Moved in with your old boyfriend?

Riley: No. I'm staying with a cop.

Harold: I can't believe they're taking you in like you're some kind of puppy. You're better than them.

Riley: Why?

Harold: You're part of this family. You're better than everyone. You should buy that apartment you're staying at and kick them to the curb like they deserve.

Riley: *stands* Enjoy your stay in prison.

Harold: Where are you going?

Riley: I'm going to go kick the people who took me in, to the curb.

Harold: Oh good! Atta girl!

Riley: *frowns* Sarcasm.

Harold: ...What? Don't do that. I hate it when people say things like that. I never know who's joking and who isn't.

Riley: *leaves*

Harold: Riley? Riley! You should see the investments I made from the cigarettes I keep getting!

Front of building

Riley: *walks out from gates*

Speed: Finished already?

Riley: He's a cold hard bastard.

Speed: Well it looks like you had a lovely time.

Riley: I never saw how terrible his morals were. I never knew what any of that really meant in persepective.

Speed: You grew up with him, he's your father. You were pretty much inclined to believe everything he said.

Riley: How could I have been so stupid?

Speed: You're not stupid.

Riley: *sigh* I feel stupid.

Speed: Come on, I'll take you back to the apartment.

Riley: No. I want to do something more challenging than sitting around.

Speed: Like what?

Riley: Does Miami have a library?

Speed: Sure, a few.

Riley: Could you drop me off there?

Speed: You like to read.

Riley: Well I happen to be one of the few that go to libraries and actually read the books.

Speed: *nods* Alright.

Riley: Thank you.

TBC.................

Woo!

Miami Beach

Katie: Start your engines!

The convo of Hummers start to rumble. People grab their now crying children and run out of the way

Megan: On my mark! ONE! TWO! TH-

Katie: WAIT! I have an M&M stuck in my tooth. *grabs toothpick*

Megan: *frowns*

Katie: Okay.

Megan: ONE! TWO! TH-

JC: WAIT! Does this thing go into drive? Because I'm stuck in reverse.

Katie: Just pill up that black thing beside the steering wheel that looks like an elbow.

JC: Like this?

Katie: No those are your windshield wipers. The other one.

JC: Oh. Okay there we go.

Megan: Can we get this going now?

JC: Be my guest.

Megan: ONE! TWO! TH-

Missy: WAIT!

Megan: What now?

Missy: What if my Hummer hits your Hummer? Does that mean I'll get hurt? Because I have a photoshoot.

Megan: Why do you have a photoshoot?

Missy: I'm pretty, duh!

Megan: ...Alright are there any more problems with the Hummers and/or anything else?

Katie/JC/Missy: No.

Megan: Good. ONE! TWO! TH-

Pimply adolescent lifeguard walks over

Lifeguard: WAIT!

Megan: Ah crap.

Lifeguard: *walks over* You just got everyone off the beach. What are you doing?

Katie: ...Shark. SHARK! SHARK!

Lifeguard: There are no sharks on Miami Beach.

Katie: Um, they're in the water stupid. Sheesh, what kind of lifeguard are you?

Lifeguard: You scared everyone off, so get off the beach.

Megan: Ah come on dude, we just wanted to drive around and check for...Murders.

Lifeguard: Murders?

Megan: MDPD. *whips out badge, badge falls onto sand*

Lifeguard: *looks down at ground*

Megan: Okay so the badges aren't exactly made out of cement. Big deal.

Lifeguard: Get off the beach before I call the police.

JC: Good luck. We are the cops.

Missy: Um, we're CSIs.

JC: I know that. But we're also cops.

Missy: CSIs.

JC: Cops.

Missy: CSIs.

JC: Cops.

Missy: CSIs!

JC: COPS!

Missy: CSI!

JC: COP!

Missy: CSI!

JC: COP!

Missy: CSI! CSI! CSI!

JC: COP! COP! COP!

Lifeguard: Enough! I don't care who you are. Leave.

Katie: *smiles* Oh hey, do you have a girlfriend?

Lifeguard: ...No. Look at me.

Megan: *leans over window* Are ya kiddin' me?

Katie: We'll be long gone before he even notices.

Megan: *nods* GO!

Hummers zoom

Katie: AH! THE SAND! IT'S TOO MUCH!

Missy: I'M VEERING INTO THE OCEAN! I CAN'T SWIM!

Katie: ACK GET YOUR HUMMER AWAY FROM MINE!

Missy: I CAN'T HELP IT!

Megan: They're so pathetic.

Miami Lab

Colton: *walks over* Hey Cal.

Calleigh: *smiles* Hey.

Colton: Um...You left your earring at my place.

Calleigh: *smiling* You found that? I've been looking for it everywhere. Thank you.

Colton: So are we going out for dinner tonight?

Calleigh: Actually, I might be working late tonight.

Colton: Oh...Well, the job should come first anyway. I mean, you've had a relationship with it longer.

Calleigh: *laughs* I'll try and break away as soon as I can, I promise.

Colton: Good. *kisses Calleigh*

Calleigh: *wide-eyed*

Colton: See you later. *walks away*

Calleigh: *blank stare*

Miami-Dade Library

Riley: *flips pages of book* What are you, my bodyguard?

Speed: *places hands in pockets* You said you didn't know the city very well.

Riley: Um, the library is hardly a city and you had to be at work, remember?

Speed: I'm just making sure you're finding everything okay.

Riley: That's what the librarian is for.

Speed: You want to get rid of me?

Riley: It's hard to read with you standing over my shoulder.

Speed: What are you reading?

Riley: A book.

Speed: Yeah I know that. What book?

Riley: American History.

Speed: That's some heavy stuff.

Riley: Yeah and nicely packed in a heavy book. They sure know how to transfer their subject-matter into physical manifestations.

Speed: You like history?

Riley: No.

Speed: ...Then why are you reading it?

Riley: I like to read.

Speed: So you'll read anything as long as it's a book?

Riley: Keeps the mind occupied.

Speed: *nods*

Riley: *flips page*

Speed: *stares at Riley*

Riley: What.

Speed: Nothing.

Riley: *looks at Speed* I'm trying to read and you're blocking my light. Make yourself useful and go to work.

Speed: Sure, no problem.

Riley: But I'll need a ride back to your place.

Speed: Miami has a transit system.

Riley: I need money then.

Speed: *hands over money* That should get you back.

Riley: Thanks.

Speed: *walks away*

Lounge

Horatio: *places hands on hips* Drag racing on the beach? Flirting with underaged lifeguards? Running everyone off the beach and screaming 'shark'?

Katie: ...Oops.

Megan: It was all her idea.

Katie: *slaps Megan* It was all YOUR idea you butt munch.

Megan: I am not a butt munch you paper bag.

Katie: *gasp* I am NOT a paper bag.

Horatio: Enough. Where's Missy and JC?

Katie: They got sea sick.

Horatio: How?

Katie: They drove their Hummers into the ocean.

Horatio: *frowns* The department Hummers?

Katie: ...Maybe.

Horatio: Maybe? Maybe isn't going to cut it missy.

Katie: My name's Katie. K. T.

Horatio: You're grounded.

Katie: Ah man.

Miami Lab, two hours later

Carly: Hey Colton.

Colton: Hey.

Carly: I spoke to this Jordy guy.

Colton: Yeah? I'm not on your case.

Carly: You are now.

Colton: Excellent.

Carly: He doesn't have an alibi so I'm keeping him around for a while. I think Anni or Katie was supposed to be looking for a gun, but I haven't seen Anni and Katie's grounded because she's an idiot.

Colton: Yeah I knew that.

Carly: ...The Katie being grounded thing, or her being an idiot?

Colton: Both.

Carly: Not cool ma man.

Colton: Sorry. I still don't like her that much.

Carly: Well I hate to say it but...You deserved to go to jail you freak.

Colton: *looks at Carly*

Carly: *laughs* I'm kidding. Look, you two have this sibling rivalry. It's actually kind of cute.

Colton: It is not.

Carly: Yeah it is.

Colton: Shut up.

Carly: *laughs*

New York, Hotel

Delko: *loads gun*

Josh: Whoa, load that thing away from yours truly will ya?

Delko: Oh, sorry.

Josh: *shakes head*

Delko: So where's your sister?

Josh: I don't know.

Delko: Oh...So we're going in this blind as bats.

Josh: Actually, bats have sonar ears that allow them to map the place out, so it's really a misconception that bats are blind. Most times, th-

Delko: *lifts hand* Okay I get it.

Josh: *looking at map* We just have to think like bats.

Delko: Sorry dude my ears aren't big enough.

Josh: The cell phone service was pegged at 114th avenue.

Delko: So we should look there, right?

Josh: Yeah if you want to just walk right out in traffic.

Delko: Maybe she was in a building. GPS on phones aren't always as precise as they advertise.

Josh: They advertise GPS?

Delko: ...Maybe that was Onstar.

Josh: Yeah. *walks over to box*

Delko: What's in the box?

Josh: *throws vest at Eric*

Delko: What's this?

Josh: Kevlar.

Delko: *starts to laugh*

Josh: Something funny?

Delko: No, not at all.

Josh: We have to meet one of my old friends Ernie downtown near Grand Central Station. He said he has information.

Delko: Great, was he one of your cop buddies?

Josh: ...Uh...No.

Delko: What do you mean?

Josh: He was an old boyfriend.

Delko: ...

Josh: What, you're not going to laugh?

Delko: Why would I laugh?

Josh: You seem immature.

Delko: Well...Yeah from a distance.

Josh: *walks to door*

Delko: FROM A DISTANCE! See? Distance.

Grand Central Station

Delko: Alright so where's this Ernie guy?

Josh: *looks around* You're going to have to play along by the way, he gets a little fretful if people betray him.

Delko: What do you mean betray him?

Josh: He's had a lot of boyfriends who have "turned to the straight side". He thinks it's always his fault.

Delko: Seems like Ernie has issues.

Josh: Yeah.

Ernie walks over

Ernie: JOSH!

Josh: Hey.

Ernie: I haven't seen you in ages! *flails* You have to tell where you're livin' now.

Josh: Florida.

Ernie: Oh my GOSH! I have SO many friends down there right now. Oooh who's this dish?

Josh: This is my boyfriend, Eric.

Ernie: OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT YOU ALL DOLLED UP!

Delko: *nervous smile*

Ernie: Oh now he's a dish. MM MM MMmm. OH JOSH! You're married!

Josh: Yeah, well...I meant Eric's my husband.

Delko: *looks at Josh* Say again?

Ernie: Married! How did that happen?

Josh: ...We went to Canada.

Ernie: Well good for you! Oh you seem under the weather, are you okay?

Josh: Oh I'm fine. I think Eric's the one who looks like he's going to be sick.

Delko: *punches Josh*

Josh: Stop that honey, it tickles!

Delko: *frowns* I. Hate. You.

Josh: Oh come on now love bunny, those codes are getting so OLD. I wuv you too.

Delko: *eye twitches*

Ernie: Aww, look at him trying to contain his happiness.

Josh: Yeah he's ready to bust.

Ernie: *hugs Josh* I've missed you SO much. I never thought I'd see you and your hand cream ever again. How's the business?

Josh: Slow-going. I have a few clients around, but nothing big.

Ernie: Well that'll all change once you set back up in New York.

Josh: I'm actually here on business.

Ernie: OOOh are you trying out some new samples for your hubby? OH GOSH you have to tell me how he gets his skin so smooth!

Delko: *frowning*

Josh: He uses my products faithfully. Isn't that right sweetheart?

Delko: *grumbles*

Josh: *kicks Delko*

Delko: YES!

Erinie: Whew, he seems excited.

Josh: Oh yeah he's a real blast to be around. So listen, I have a few questions about the area.

Ernie: Go ahead.

Josh: I recieved a call a while ago and I was wondering where the closest building would be from that location. *hands over paper*

Ernie: Ooh look at your cute little highlights. Hun you are a master with a marker.

Josh: *smirks*

Delko: *rolls eyes*

Ernie: Alright, well you want to start at these apartment buildings. Those are the most populated. Aside from that, there's an old grainery nearby.

Josh: They still have those?

Ernie: Yeah it's a whole industrial area a little further down you go.

Josh: Great.

Ernie: Oh hey remember that time you took me to the bridge to see the sunset? I miss those days.

Delko: *gasp* You took him to see the sunset? You never did that for me.

Josh: We weren't looking at the sunset that one night honey. Remember?

Delko: *wide-eyed*

Ernie: Oooh firey. Well if you need anything else, I'll be in touch. *pokes Josh* HAHA.

Josh: Yeah, thanks man.

Ernie: *skips away*

Delko: So you and Ernie huh.

Josh: *frowning*

Delko: Must have been quite the relationship.

Josh: Shut up.

Delko: And thanks for dragging me down with you, that was really thoughtful.

Josh: You wanted to fly up here.

Delko: *punches Josh in the arm*

TBC................
 
omg goodness i need to stop being such a dam work a holic cause then i miss all of genis wonderful updates and then I sit here for a day reading them all lol. *hands out cookies* haha me and missy got sea sick cause we drove our hummers into the ocean that was just great .... i was trying not to laugh to hard cause i have a cold and would start coughing but ur updates made me laugh so hard anyway geni... can't wait for more
 
Thanks Jaci. :)

Taking Sides

Apartment, 5pm

Anni: *walks in* Hi.

Speed: *watching TV* Hey.

Anni: Sorry I didn't come see you today, I was busy.

Speed: It's alright.

Anni: Where's Riley?

Speed: Library.

Anni: Well it's almost 6, doesn't she want dinner?

Speed: She'll be back when she's back.

Anni: She doesn't know where she's going.

Speed: I put some steaks on the stove.

Anni: Oh good. Let me get my cattle prod.

Speed: *looks at Anni*

Anni: You expect me to do everything around here?

Speed: *stands, walks over* Uh, no. I was just saying they were on the stove.

Anni: Well I've had a tough day, so don't expect me to slave over the stove too.

Speed: I don't expect you to do anything.

Anni: Oh so I do nothing around here then. Well that's just PERFECT.

Speed: ...

Anni: Have you just been sitting around watching tv all night?

Speed: No, I just got home.

Anni: You're unbelievable. Look at this mess. You haven't bothered to clean it?

Speed: Um...Sorry?

Anni: You're pathetic! *throws vase*

Speed: *flinches* Whoa, what the hell is your problem!

Anni: I'M NOT HAVING A VERY GOOD DAY!

Speed: I can see that!

Anni: *throws plates*

Speed: *ducks*

Anni: Ugh you're so stupid!

Speed: What did I do!

Anni: Everything! *screams*

Speed: Didn't the doctor say you'd still be having some mood swings?

Anni: *throws forks*

Speed: OW!

Riley: *walks in* ....Am I interrupting something?

Anni: GET OUT OF MY HOME!

Riley: *lifts brow* I know I'm a little late for dinner, but geez.

Anni: *throwing plates at Riley*

Speed: WHOA! Whoa, stop! *stands in front of Riley* Anni, calm down.

Anni: *sits in chair, starts to cry*

Speed: *sigh*

Riley: *staring at Anni*

Speed: *walks over to table* You didn't take the meds today, did you?

Anni: *shakes head*

Speed: You can't do this. You're going to hurt someone.

Anni: *nods, sniffs* I'm so sorry.

Speed: It's okay.

Riley: Did I miss a memo?

Speed: No.

Riley: Oh good. It's nice to know I live with psychopaths.

Anni: *frowns*

Riley: Sorry.

Anni: *hugs Speed*

Speed: Oof.

Riley: So...No one's mad at me right?

Speed: No.

Anni: *sigh* Guys, I'm really sorry.

Speed: Don't worry about it.

Anni: *nods*

Speed: I'll cook dinner.

Anni: No, I can do it.

Speed: You need to rest for a while.

Anni: Cooking helps me rest.

Speed: Sure it does.

Riley: Anything I can do?

Speed: Just sit with her. *walks over to cupboard*

Riley: *sits*

Anni: What are you getting?

Speed: Your medication.

Anni: No, don't worry about me, I'm fine.

Speed: You're confused.

Anni: I am not confused.

Riley: What's going on?

Speed: It's complicated.

Anni: I need to make dinner. *stands* I have to make dinner.

Riley: *grabs Anni* Come on, sit down.

Anni: *sits*

Riley: It's okay, everything will be taken care of for you. Don't worry.

Speed: *looks at Riley*

Riley: *looks at Speed, shrugs*

Speed: *walks over* Anni, take these.

Anni: *grabs pills*

Speed: You should have taken them this morning. We talked about this.

Anni: I felt okay.

Speed: That's the point.

Anni: *nods* How are you feeling?

Speed: I'm fine.

Anni: Good.

Speed: Maybe you should go lie down.

Anni: Okay.

Speed: Alright, I'll take you there. *grabs Anni*

Anni: *stands* Thank you Tim.

Speed: No problem.

Riley: *looks around*

Bedroom

Anni: *lays down in bed* I'm so sorry.

Speed: Don't apologize.

Anni: Katie always said I was crazy.

Speed: *smirks* Yeah well it's always been one of your more endearing qualities.

Anni: You used to hate me.

Speed: No, I never hated you.

Anni: You sure acted like it.

Speed: Rest.

Anni: And then what?

Speed: And then rest some more. *leaves*

Kitchen

Speed: *walks over* What are you doing?

Riley: Cooking dinner.

Speed: ...Why?

Riley: I need to help.

Speed: You don't have to.

Riley: It's the least I can do.

Speed: *grabs knife* Let me handle dinner.

Riley: No.

Speed: Yes.

Riley: ...When do I get to meet my biological mother?

Speed: Um...This is going to sound really strange, but...She's been grounded.

Riley: ...What is she, ten?

Speed: No. She's just a little immature.

Riley: I'd like to speak with her, if that's alright.

Speed: I can call her if you want.

Riley: Maybe she'll like a home cooked meal.

Speed: *grabs phone*

Half hour later

Katie: *sits at table, eating steak* So where's Anni?

Speed: She's asleep.

Katie: Shame. *chewing steak* She's missing out on AAA beef. *drinks beer*

Riley: *stares blankly*

Katie: *belches* So this is Riley, huh?

Speed: *whispers* Manners please.

Katie: Oh right. I forgot. *wipes mouth* So how are ya?

Riley: I'm fine ma'am.

Katie: Ma'am? Oooh la dee da. You know, this is the first time in forever that I've had a meal with him? *jabs Speed with fork* I bet he misses my cookin'. So tell me a bit about yourself.

Riley: ...Well, Um...My parents are going to prison for murder after they dragged me to Miami from my home to play golf. I hate golf. I like to read, exercise, and I work for a large company based in LA.

Katie: Oh impressive. *stuffs steak in mouth* I wish my life had that much meaning.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Katie: Y'know I remember when you were a whipper snapper, you were in the back seat of my car and then a semi hit us and MAN I went flyin'. That would have been fun had it not been for the fact that I thought you were dead and I was in the hospital for a few days. And it turns out you were kidnapped! Ha!

Riley: ...Uh...Well that's an interesting story.

Katie: You were so cute. I put you in little pink clothes, and painted your little pink nails with more pink and it matched your pink little cheeks and BOY OH BOY you were pink. Tim here didn't even know how to hold you. He thought you were some kind of monster.

Speed: Katie, enough.

Katie: The kid wants to know. So how was your life with the people who stole you? Good? Great. Because my life was hell ever since then. The kid I thought was dead for all these years turns out to be a beautiful young woman with a whole life away from here and loving rich-ass parents who just happen to be stupid enough to murder someone of a lesser social status.

Riley: *frowns*

Katie: Don't worry, I'm not always a jerk. You should have seen the divorce. Whew, it was messy. Made me the person I am today. Right Tim?

Speed: *looks down at table*

Katie: Ah come on, we're friends. *hits Speed in the shoulder with a bun* You're just being a sourpuss. So Riley, is your fake mom prettier than me? Does she have fake boobs and lips the size of Texas?

Riley: *glaring*

Speed: Katie, knock it off.

Katie: No I want to know.

Riley: She looks like a human being if that's what you're asking.

Katie: Ah well she's not really your mom anyway. Good riddance.

Riley: Um...I love them so whatever you want to think about them doesn't matter. My dad might be an ass, and my mom might be a little neglectful but I still love them.

Katie: Good. It's good to have morals.

Riley: It's...Just all starting to sink in that my life has been a lie.

Katie: It's never easy, but it'll make you a stronger person.

Riley: *nods*

Katie: You don't have to think of us as parents, but we'll always be here if you need anything.

Riley: Thanks.

Katie: Look, I've taken up a lot of time here and y'all need to get back to your lives. I'll see you later. *stands* Thanks for dinner. *leaves*

Speed: ...

Riley: She seems nice.

Speed: *lifts brow* She basically attacked you.

Riley: I do the same thing to people I don't know. Just to see how they'll react.

Speed: *smirks*

Riley: I'll clean the table. *grabs plates*

TBC................
 
I loved Katie...she's like Riley, awwww. And Riley was awesome. And so was Anni, throwing plates and such. GREAT update, Geni. :)
Update again soon.
:D
 
Thanks. :D

Like I Did Before

New York, 10pm

Josh: *walks in* ...What are you doing?

Delko: I'm refreshing my face. *places cucumbers on eyes*

Josh: Did you get those from room service?

Delko: Yeah. They were salty too.

Josh: Eric...

Delko: AH! OH MY GOD IT BURNS! I OPENED MY EYES!

Josh: I searched the apartment downtown. Nothing.

Delko: *splashing lemon water in eyes* AH! THIS PLACE IS TORTURE! BAD NEW YORK!

Josh: I said I didn't find anything, Eric.

Delko: Oh suckie. *wipes eyes with napkin* Man I tried that leg-waxing kit under the sink. MAN I don't know how women do it.

Josh: ...Eric those were roach papers.

Delko: Oh. Well they work. Want to see my smooth legs?

Josh: No I don't want to see your legs.

Delko: Hey I stole the pink robe, I hope that's okay. It makes me look more festive. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN OPRAH TODAY! OH MY GOSH! There was a woman who was dying from cancer and then she didn't die and THEY AIRED IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! I haven't cried that much in my entire life.

Josh: *blank stare*

Delko: Oh come on find your inner woman. That's what Oprah says.

Josh: What's with you? Before you were so...Manly and now you're...Not so much.

Delko: I decided I need to understand the mentality.

Josh: People can't help who they love Eric, it's as simple as that. It doesn't matter if it's a man, or a woman.

Delko: True.

Josh: Besides, I love Carly with all my heart. I'd kill, and I'd die for her. No one can change that.

Delko: *nods*

Josh: Anyway I brought beer.

Delko: Oh good deal.

TBC................
 
Wow that whole thing was great! I love womanly Delko! HE WATCHES OPRAH! Why can't some guys watch Oprah? My mom watches Oprah and my dad pretends to watch it whenever she asks him to...
And the cucumber slices! And the roach papers! AWESOME!
I love Delko. He's so clueless.
Great update, as ALWAYS! And thanks for doing it again within a half and hour!
:D
I'm not even going to ask you to update soon because I don't want to wear you out. :lol: So...update...whenever!

ETA: I didn't even see the Gay Josh one! I read that and I swear I laughed so hard my whole family woke up! I loved it! AMAZING!!! Josh is so awesome. And Ernie was cool...
GREAT ONE! I can't believe I missed that one! Wow!
Thanks again for your lovely services as laugh-provider. One of these days I'll get around to reading each and every old RT fic...
 
HAHAHAHAH JOSH IS GAY AGAIN! Aww yay! I missed gay Josh, looking for his eyelash curler, chasing Delko around the house...ah, good times, good times.
JC: *runs over* OH MY GOD!

Megan: What?

JC: They painted the floors with tire marks. Very cool.

Megan: ...

JC: What?
:lol: Oh JC...you crack me up. And I love Megans reaction...basically old school Delko and Speed...ah, more good times *remembers*

Ah, the good old American v Canadian debate....I don't know who's side to take because we call it ice hockey aswell *hides from the Canadians* but then again, we have an a fair few different types of footy...gets a little confusing at times :lol: And just for the record...it's not pop or soda, IT'S SOFT DRINK! MUHAHA. *hides in Australia :p*

Hmmm, Poor little Riley. Doesn't understand how other live, actually getting up before 2pm...hm, kinda sounds like my brother :lol: And I love PB&J!...though I've only had it once...oh man, now I have this urge to have some cereal and toast...

Ah, Hummer racing...that would be fun if we actually had Hummers over here...and weren't likely to get arrested. tsk tsk tsk *shakes head at Missy, JC, Megan and Katie*

Ok, Rileys "dad" is such an ass...I just wanna put my fist through the computer screen and give him a good whack on the head...GAH!...ass. He really is *shakes head* another one thats too far gone...well, I guess thats why he's in prison. HAHA! JOKES ON YOU HAROLD! *cough* I mean, I'm ok...

Again, *shakes head at the beach-Hummer-adventurers* So, two Hummers were sunk and they almost killed a bunch of people?...sounds like a normal Road Trip to me! Except they were Hummers and not Hummerhomes, but same difference ;)

JC: Good luck. We are the cops.

Missy: Um, we're CSIs.

JC: I know that. But we're also cops.

Missy: CSIs.

JC: Cops.

Missy: CSIs.

JC: Cops.

Missy: CSIs!

JC: COPS!

Missy: CSI!

JC: COP!

Missy: CSI!

JC: COP!

Missy: CSI! CSI! CSI!

JC: COP! COP! COP!
...CSI'S!...I mean, i'm not in this *runs*

AWWW YAY FOR COLTON AND CALLEIGH!
Colton: Um...You left your earring at my place.

Calleigh: *smiling* You found that? I've been looking for it everywhere. Thank you
HAHA!...although it reminds me of season 4 and Eric and Natalia *shudders*

Josh: You seem immature.

Delko: Well...Yeah from a distance.

Josh: *walks to door*

Delko: FROM A DISTANCE! See? Distance.
Ah, theres the Delko we all know and love :lol: haha DISTANCE!

Josh: This is my boyfriend, Eric.

Ernie: OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT YOU ALL DOLLED UP!

Delko: *nervous smile*

Ernie: Oh now he's a dish. MM MM MMmm. OH JOSH! You're married!

Josh: Yeah, well...I meant Eric's my husband.

Delko: *looks at Josh* Say again?

Ernie: Married! How did that happen?

Josh: ...We went to Canada.

Ernie: Well good for you! Oh you seem under the weather, are you okay?

Josh: Oh I'm fine. I think Eric's the one who looks like he's going to be sick.

Delko: *punches Josh*

Josh: Stop that honey, it tickles!

Delko: *frowns* I. Hate. You.

Josh: Oh come on now love bunny, those codes are getting so OLD. I wuv you too.

Delko: *eye twitches*
YAY!GAY JOSH! and he finally got his Eric :D AWWWWW...poor Eric *hugs Eric* Sorry man, but gay Josh is awesome!...although I really shouldn't be saying this seeing as I'm married to him...*shrugs* Oh well...

Ernie: *hugs Josh* I've missed you SO much. I never thought I'd see you and your hand cream ever again. How's the business?

Josh: Slow-going. I have a few clients around, but nothing big.

Ernie: Well that'll all change once you set back up in New York.

Josh: I'm actually here on business.

Ernie: OOOh are you trying out some new samples for your hubby? OH GOSH you have to tell me how he gets his skin so smooth!

Delko: *frowning*

Josh: He uses my products faithfully. Isn't that right sweetheart?

Delko: *grumbles*

Josh: *kicks Delko*

Delko: YES
HAHA HAND CREAM! all thats missing is an eyelash curler :lol: Ah, that takes me back...

Aww, poor Anni. Though good thing this breakdown only lasted a little bit, and the only casualty was a vase and some plates and not thousands of dollars worth of lab equipment :lol:

Hm, Katie is certainly taking the whole Riley thing...well :p Poor thing, but I understand why she's doing it, but I don't wanna get all analytical on you guys...I had English class today :lol: And it certainly seemed to push Rileys buttons, which I guess is what she was going for...either that or she has no idea what she's saying or letting out a tangent that has no real purpose :lol:

Delko: Oh suckie. *wipes eyes with napkin* Man I tried that leg-waxing kit under the sink. MAN I don't know how women do it.

Josh: ...Eric those were roach papers.

Delko: Oh. Well they work. Want to see my smooth legs?

Josh: No I don't want to see your legs.

Delko: Hey I stole the pink robe, I hope that's okay. It makes me look more festive. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN OPRAH TODAY! OH MY GOSH! There was a woman who was dying from cancer and then she didn't die and THEY AIRED IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! I haven't cried that much in my entire life.

Josh: *blank stare*

Delko: Oh come on find your inner woman. That's what Oprah says.
HAHA DELKO HAS TURNED INTO OLD JOSH!...although theres still not an eyelash curler in the mix :lol: Oh man, I love Eric, he's absolutely hilarious!

Josh: Besides, I love Carly with all my heart. I'd kill, and I'd die for her. No one can change that.
AWWWW THAT'S SO SWEET *hugs Josh* HEE!


*wipes brow* phew...sorry for the incredibly long (and probably incoherant) review...and as always, please update soon!
 
Megan: *walks over* There are scuff marks EVERYWHERE. Whoever drove the Hummer around screwed with the floors.

JC: *runs over* OH MY GOD!

Megan: What?

JC: They painted the floors with tire marks. Very cool.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:/5 I can't say in words how funny that was...

Calleigh: Where aboots?

Megan: *frowns*

Calleigh: Oops.

Megan: *lunges at Calleigh*

Calleigh: *screams*

...I don't get it. I'm not good with these kind of jokes online... (No i'm not blonde. I'm a brunette. :lol: Also gives me a better chance of marrying Horatio. :D )

Riley: So do you have any food?

Speed: Yeah.

Riley: Great, I could really go for some lobster.

Speed: We have Special K and Lucky Charms.

Riley: ...What are those?

Speed: Cereal.

Riley: ...

Speed: *grabs box* This is cereal. You put milk in it.

Riley: Why would you put milk with that brown stuff? Milk goes in cups, not bowls.

Speed: We have toast.

Riley: What's toast?

Speed: Toasted bread.

Riley: Like croutons?

Speed: ...No, it's a bit bigger than croutons and you put peanut butter and jam on it.

Riley: Oh I've heard about that. PB&J or something, right? My friends used to have that during sleepovers when I went to their houses.

Speed: Yeah.

Riley: *walks over to fridge* Do you have any wine to go with it?

Speed: Juice.

Riley: What kind?

Speed: Orange.

Oh my God....she's like Donald Trumps kid....


Horatio: *places hands on hips* Okay status.

Calleigh: Hey you're okay.

Horatio: I'm fine. The case please.

That's it? *everyone braces for yelling* ....Thank God. They're past it nice and quick, no teasing or anything. Thank you Geni! :)


Megan: Let's have a drag race on the beach. If Horatio gets to do it, we get to as well.

Katie: Oh I like that idea.

JC: I call a Hummer!

Missy: I think we can all have a Hummer.

JC: Excellent. My evil plan is working. MUAHA!

Megan: Okay I'll go steal the keys, let's get down to the beach.

....Aw shit....


Katie: Start your engines!

The convo of Hummers start to rumble. People grab their now crying children and run out of the way

:lol:


Megan: ONE! TWO! TH-

JC: WAIT! Does this thing go into drive? Because I'm stuck in reverse.

Katie: Just pill up that black thing beside the steering wheel that looks like an elbow.

JC: Like this?

Katie: No those are your windshield wipers. The other one.

JC: Oh. Okay there we go.

Megan: Can we get this going now?

JC: Be my guest.

Megan: ONE! TWO! TH-

.....And Missy feels SAFE being in the race with JC???


Megan: MDPD. *whips out badge, badge falls onto sand*

Lifeguard: *looks down at ground*

Megan: Okay so the badges aren't exactly made out of cement. Big deal.

:lol:


JC: Good luck. We are the cops.

Missy: Um, we're CSIs.

JC: I know that. But we're also cops.

Missy: CSIs.

JC: Cops.

Missy: CSIs.

JC: Cops.

Missy: CSIs!

JC: COPS!

Missy: CSI!

JC: COP!

Missy: CSI!

JC: COP!

Missy: CSI! CSI! CSI!

JC: COP! COP! COP!

TAKE A LESSON FROM HORATIO!! He says that we're CSI's! NOT COPS. CSI's are the better, smarter, hotter hybred of cops! The Feds and IABs were just accidents.


Miami-Dade Library

Riley: *flips pages of book* What are you, my bodyguard?

Speed: *places hands in pockets* You said you didn't know the city very well.

Riley: Um, the library is hardly a city and you had to be at work, remember?

Speed: I'm just making sure you're finding everything okay.

Riley: That's what the librarian is for.

Speed: You want to get rid of me?

Riley: It's hard to read with you standing over my shoulder.

Speed: What are you reading?

Riley: A book.

Speed: Yeah I know that. What book?

Riley: American History.

Speed: That's some heavy stuff.

Riley: Yeah and nicely packed in a heavy book. They sure know how to transfer their subject-matter into physical manifestations.

Speed: You like history?

Riley: No.

Speed: ...Then why are you reading it?

Riley: I like to read.

Speed: So you'll read anything as long as it's a book?

Riley: Keeps the mind occupied.

Speed: *nods*

Riley: *flips page*

Speed: *stares at Riley*

Riley: What.

Speed: Nothing.

Riley: *looks at Speed* I'm trying to read and you're blocking my light. Make yourself useful and go to work.

Speed: Sure, no problem.

Riley: But I'll need a ride back to your place.

Speed: Miami has a transit system.

Riley: I need money then.

Speed: *hands over money* That should get you back.

Riley: Thanks.

Speed: *walks away*

THEY'RE 2 PEAS IN A POD! *squee*

Josh: *walks in* ...What are you doing?

Delko: I'm refreshing my face. *places cucumbers on eyes*

DON'T DO IT! DON'T YOU REMEMBER! *counts on fingers* Hot sauce in the eye.....breathstrips in the eye....your being added to the list!!


Delko: *splashing lemon water in eyes* AH! THIS PLACE IS TORTURE! BAD NEW YORK!

I'll add lemon jiuce to the list then...


Delko: Hey I stole the pink robe, I hope that's okay. It makes me look more festive. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN OPRAH TODAY! OH MY GOSH! There was a woman who was dying from cancer and then she didn't die and THEY AIRED IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! I haven't cried that much in my entire life.

Josh: *blank stare*

Delko: Oh come on find your inner woman. That's what Oprah says.

.....I wonder how much he'll flip out when he figures out 'Harpo' is Oprah splet backwards...


Josh: Anyway I brought beer.

Delko: Oh good deal.

:lol: Good deal good deal...

Update soon! (And we only got 1 scene of H! Please Geni.... *puppy eyes*)
 
O__O As my friend would say, "DUCK AND COVER! COLTON'S 'BOUT TO FREAK!" :lol: OMG! GENI!!! I <3 YOU! Well, I <3 Calleigh a LOT LOT LOT more, but I mean, you stuck us together, which makes me <3 you...and I guess ramble too. :lol: We kissed and her earring was at my place and...omg...the implications that makes...*swoons and falls down* *sits up momentarily* I just wanted to say, 1.) I hope to never ever ever ever be compared to S4 Natalia and Eric again. *shudders* :lol: and 2.) Update soon. :D *falls back down and passes out* :lol:

P.S. Riley and Speed are alike. *giggle* at Josh and Delko acting...gay. and *gigglesnort* to the Hummer Race. :lol: P.S.S. I would love more Horatio scenes, especially if he is high and making me giggle. ;)
 
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