Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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Wow, for a second there, I thought I was reading Speed. Come to find out, it's Josh. Glad to see , though, he has his head on straight! Now, on to find Ethan...

Oh man, Ryan and Lori? Now, that...that is one interesting couple. And he had the nerve to ask her out? Wow, he's coming up in the world. It was hilarious that Speed was there to hear that, yet doesn't seem to mind. I think he's going to keep an eye out for her, yet try to let her live her life. I think he's matured to that point- or I could be wrong, he could head off Wolfe and knock him silly, thereby ruining their 'date'...But , then, that's just my theory.... :lol:



Aside, that was great as always, Geni!

and ps, Carly- I have that trouble all the time with refering to myself on the RT. But it's cool confusion- only the insane would think that....;)
 
But but but but *stomps foot* If Speed doesn't get a say in it then can her mother get a say in it? lol.
Ryan: Rough is good sometimes.

Lori: *looks at Ryan*

....I can't believe he just said that to her. That makes me want to...I don't even know anymore.

And wow, I feel kinda like a big ho bag. I mean I with Speed and then I moved onto Joshie and helped screw up a marriage and distracted him from finding his son. *gaspage* I'm turning into Speed. lol. But hey I'm not married so I guess its not that bad...i'm just a homewrecker...and and and HEY RT Katie hasn't had an actual relationship in awhile so she can go and have her little flings. More power to her. lol.

I'm glad Carly and Josh are working out there problems. They haven't touched eachother in years? Oh good lord no wonder why Josh lied about getting drunk. lol.

Great update Geni.Can't wait for more.
 
You know I do love to pick on Ryan Geni. ;) Always have, always will. :lol:

YAY! Josh and Carly reconciled! :D

And umm....Wow Ryan...Softie. :lol: But...I guess that's kinda cute...I emphasize I guess and Kinda. ;) And oooooh! I hope Speed confronts Ryan about this and then there's a fight and Speed wins and...I'll just shut up now. :lol:

Update Soon. :D
 
Thanks for the reviews. :)

So much to comment on too. :lol: Yikes, you guys are awesome. Y'all rock!

*doesn't comment, and updates instead* :p
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Apartments, Downtown Miami

Josh: This is where the guy at the bar sent you?

Delko: Yeah, he said Ernest was renting a place down here.

Josh: So what, we just knock on every door and hope he answers?

Delko: I talked to the super. He's in room 203.

Josh: Has he confirmed that he's in the building?

Delko: Yeah as a matter of fact. *knocks on door*

Josh: *frowns*

Delko: ...Miami Dade Police, sir, open the door.

Josh: *looks at Eric* You hear that?

Delko: Yeah...Stand back.

Josh: *steps back*

Delko: *kicks in door, runs in, gun drawn* Miami PD!

Josh: *runs in*

Delko: *looks around* Window.

Josh: *runs to window*

Delko: *runs* He out there?

Josh: He must have gone up.

Delko: Well right now our priority is Ethan.

Josh: *looks around* Ethan!

Ethan: *runs out of room* DAD!

Josh: *grabs Ethan* Oh my God, are you okay?

Ethan: I'm okay.

Josh: *hugs Ethan* I'm so glad to see you buddy.

Ethan: Me too.

Josh: *places Ethan on floor* Did he hurt you?

Ethan: *shakes head* Nope.

Josh: Good. Okay, let's get you safe.

Ethan: *nods*

Delko: *whispers* That seem a little too easy?

Josh: Yeah.

Delko: He obviously doesn't need Ethan anymore so his priorities changed.

Josh: Maybe he has more kids.

Delko: Yeah and maybe there are more parents out there in this situation. I'll have Calleigh and Speedle check out the room while we get him somewhere safe.

Josh: Sounds good.

PD, Miami

Carly: *runs over* Ethan!

Ethan: MOMMA!

Carly: *grabs Ethan, hugs him*

Ethan: *hugs Carly*

Carly: Are you okay?

Ethan: Uh huh.

Carly: *sigh* That's good.

Ethan: I missed you.

Carly: I missed you too baby.

Ethan: *hugs tighter*

Josh: *walks over*

Carly: *grabs Josh's hand*

Josh: *smirks*

Carly: Where's Cait?

Josh: She's in the car.

Carly: Good. Let's get everyone home.

Josh: We have a house?

Carly: Well let's just say Horatio's a very generous boss.

Apartment 203

Calleigh: *snaps pictures*

Speed: Weren't you on another case?

Calleigh: Ryan has it.

Speed: *frowns* I'm sure he does.

Calleigh: *looks at Speed* You still have a problem with him?

Speed: No.

Calleigh: Sounds like you do.

Speed: *lifts napkin* Bob's Greasy Burger.

Calleigh: Doesn't sound familiar.

Speed: That's because it isn't from Miami.

Calleigh: New York?

Speed: Yeah. It's a kid's restaurant.

Calleigh: He had Ethan here, it would make sense.

Speed: This napkin's been used.

Calleigh: If you send it to Valera maybe she can get something off of it. Maybe confirm the presence of more than one child.

Speed: Yeah.

Calleigh: You check the fire escape yet?

Speed: For what, prints? We already know who it is.

Calleigh: Locard's theory.

Speed: *angry sigh* You don't need to quote the text to me.

Calleigh: *smiles* Every contact leaves a trace.

Speed: You didn't hear what I just said.

Calleigh: *laughs*

Layout room

Colton: *walks in* Hey, you printing that?

Ryan: Yeah. It's a banister Calleigh and I recovered from our crime scene.

Colton: Need any help?

Ryan: I thought you hated me.

Colton: When did I say that?

Ryan: You didn't. I can tell when people hate me.

Colton: Oh. Well, I don't love you, that's for sure. But I'm professional.

Ryan: That's good to know.

Colton: Yeah. You need any help?

Ryan: You're offering?

Colton: Horatio glared at me in the hall so I figured I'd better get my butt moving and look busy.

Ryan: Oh well welcome to the busiest place in the entire lab.

Colton: I doubt you're the busiest.

Ryan: Want to make a bet?

Colton: Yeah.

Ryan: Okay ten bucks.

Colton: That's it?

Ryan: That's not enough?

Colton: Don't be a sissy. *grabs money* Okay, one hundred bucks.

Ryan: Alright I can do that I guess.

Colton: Okay I'll go run one way and ask who's busy and you run the other way and we'll meet back up here.

Ryan: Okay. Left or right?

Colton: What?

Ryan: Are you going to the left side or the right side?

Colton: What difference does it make?

Ryan: Well I don't want to accidentally run to the left when you're running to the left.

Colton: So if I'm going to the left, why don't you just run to the right?

Ryan: Well what if you decide to run to the right?

Colton: Then go to the left.

Ryan: What if you stay on the left?

Colton: Stay there until I go somewhere.

Ryan: Wait, why do I have to stay there? Why can't you stay there?

Colton: Because I've worked here longer.

Ryan: I'm better looking.

Colton: I'm taller.

Ryan: I'm older.

Colton: I'm younger.

Ryan: I have pretty eyes.

Colton: I have a beard.

Ryan: That's not a beard.

Colton: Yes it is.

Ryan: That's a goatee, not a beard and it makes you look cheap.

Colton: *gasp* SAYS YOU!

Ryan: YOU WOULD!

Colton: I KNOW!

Ryan: NO DOUBT!

Colton: TUPAC!

Ryan: 50 CENTS!

Colton: ...What?

Ryan: What?

Colton: 50 cents? Dude, you're an old grandma.

Ryan: You know of any grandmas who are young?

Colton: No. But no one says 50 cents. That's lame. Fiddy would kill you.

Ryan: Not if he couldn't catch me.

Colton: What if he could?

Ryan: I'll shoot him.

Colton: With what?

Ryan: My gun.

Colton: You have any bullets?

Ryan: Yeah you want me to test my gun?

Colton: What happened to our bet?

Ryan: It kind of fizzled after I got confused as to which direction I was going to go.

Colton: Oh yes the proverbial game of chicken in the hallway.

Ryan: So can I have that hundred bucks?

Colton: No.

Ryan: Fine.

Colton: *grabs latex gloves* So how's life?

Ryan: Good, real good.

Colton: Sounds good.

Ryan: It really is. How's your life?

Colton: Good. I've officially moved in with Calleigh.

Ryan: Oh that's really nice.

Colton: Yeah. She's a great woman.

Ryan: That she is.

Colton: *frowns*

Ryan: Well, I mean she's an excellent CSI.

Colton: So how's your love life?

Ryan: Uh...Well I'm not sure. I asked a girl out this morning.

Colton: Ooh kinky. Expect anything to happen?

Ryan: I don't know. She's the feisty type.

Colton: Oooh lucky man.

Ryan: *laughs*

Colton: Is she pretty?

Ryan: She's gorgeous and she's smart so that's a plus.

Colton: Yeah I once went on a date with this total airhead. She ordered breadsticks and asked why they didn't come in 'stick' form.

Ryan: Yikes.

Colton: Yeah. So what's her name?

Ryan: Lori.

Colton: *stares at Ryan* ...You do realize you are officially dead, right?

Ryan: What? Why?

Colton: Lori Speedle?

Ryan: Yeah.

Colton: *laughs* Your funeral, man.

Ryan: Why? What's wrong with her?

Colton: Nothing's wrong with her. It's Speed you have to worry about.

Ryan: He doesn't know.

Colton: You sure?

Ryan: ....Yeah.

Colton: Alright then.

Ryan: Well...Theoretically, what could he really do? I mean...Murder's illegal.

Colton: Yeah it's only illegal if you get caught.

Ryan: *frowns*

Colton: All I'm saying is be careful. And you might want to steer clear of Katie too. She's a little nuts.

Ryan: Nuts? What kind of nuts?

Colton: She has this habit of throwing things.

Ryan: Really?

Colton: Yeah.

Ryan: ...She wouldn't throw anything at me.

Colton: Well at least you'll have Lori as your bodyguard on your date.

Ryan: Not funny.

TBC.................
 
You guys sure like to pick on Ryan.
Oh boy, you can say that again. :p

Poor Josh and Carly! :( They're going through such a rough time. :(

Ryan: Rough is good sometimes.
*eyes widen* Wow...he is SO making it obvious that he wants to get laid tonight. :lol:

Thanks for the update Geni! :D

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Nevermind, right when i posted you posted another update. :lol:

Horatio shows his generousity once again! Yay! And Ethan's back! Another yay! Oh boy, good day for everyone. Well except for Ryan. Oh and that last bit? Burn Ryan. Burn. :lol:
 
Colton: All I'm saying is be careful. And you might want to steer clear of Katie too. She's a little nuts.
*stomps foot* I'm not nuts or insane, wacky, wack job,psycho, or any other words to that effect. Granted I've never seen a psychologist to actually confirm that, but I swear i'm not. But the throwing things is true...I throw my remote all the time. lol.

YAY! Ethan is all safe and and Josh and Carly are all holing hands and back together and stuff. That makes me well...RT Katie feel like a piece of crud but hey that's ok because everyone feels like that every once in awhile.

And are you serious? Does Ryan seriously get that confused over left and right? lol. I loved the line "Its your funeral." classic. Anyways you are doing a great job. Like always, Updte soon!
 
Okay, so much to say. ETHAN'S SAFE! YAY! And, Horatio has yet another house to spare. What a generous guy. Wonder what he's worth in real estate?

And that thing with Colton and Ryan made me laugh so hard...wow, so Colton doesn't completely hate him (at least RT Colton) It's really funny to see them together. They need to spend some more time together *runs away from Colton*

Update soon! :D
 
Aww, yay, Ethan is back. How cute! Hee :D. But Oh noes! Ernie is still gone *shakes fist in Ernie's general direction* I hope we get him *shakes fist in his direction some more* but yay! Joshie and I have a house and are all holding hands and stuff. Awwww.
Ethan: MOMMA!
Oh noes! My kid has gone all...American-ised :eek: AHHH! *runs around in circles* Oh well, I know that in their hearts they'll always be little Aussies :lol:

Oh, Colton and Ryan working together?...thats a recipe for disaster right there :lol: Heh, I love it how Ryan is the only one who is oblivious to the impending doom...but Speed seemed ok with it...well, probably just the calm before the storm :lol:


That makes me well...RT Katie feel like a piece of crud but hey that's ok because everyone feels like that every once in awhile
Aww, don't worry Katie, I've been there. Like when RT Katie "died" and everyone was saying (well, some people were) that RT me wasn't as good as RT Katie, so I shouldn't have been with Speed. That made RT me (I guess...) feel lousy. Eh, maybe I was just having a bad day, I can't remember. So anyway, I know what you mean *pats Katie's back*

so, please update soon!


(and I know that whole story was a completely irrelevent piece of drivel, but well, I tend to ramble quite a bit, in case no-one noticed ;))
 
Ok, Geni! Such great things... First, Ethan is okay and safe, and Josh and Carly are taking the kids home...Just how generous is Horatio anyway?

And,...and that entire spill with Colton and Ryan...I was laughing extremely too hard to even see straight.Kinda reminded me of Abbot and Costello's Who's on First...( suddenly, I feel like an old geezer...) Nonetheless, I thought it was hilarious...And the TUPAC and FIFTY CENTS argument...:lol:

Also, I have to agree with Katie:

I loved the line "Its your funeral." classic.



Such a hilairous line...


As always, Geni...great job!!!
 
YAY! Ethan's back!!! *dances a celebratory dance* Darn Ernie *shakes fist too*

And YAY! I return! And YAY! I moved in with Calleigh! And YAY! Funniness!!! :lol: And...umm...Yay! I got to warn Ryan. :lol:

Update Soon Geni! :D
 
Thanks for the awesomeriffic reviews everyone! :D They're so much fun to read and it brightens my days and evenings. :)

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8pm, Outdoor restaurant, Miami Beach

Ryan: *goes to grab chair*

Lori: *sits*

Ryan: Um....Okay. Sounds good. *sits in chair*

Lori: *grabs menu*

Ryan: *adjusts tie*

Lori: *flips pages of menu*

Ryan: *yanks tie* Hot in here today.

Lori: We're outside.

Ryan: I knew that.

Lori: *smirks* Stop being so nervous.

Ryan: Me? Nervous? Never! HA, I can't believe you'd say a thing like that.

Lori: *looks up from menu* If you pull that tie any harder, it's going to snap off and hit someone in the eye.

Ryan: Be glad this isn't a nailgun.

Lori: What?

Ryan: Nothing, forget it.

Waiter: *walks over* Can I get you two anything to drink this evening? Maybe a wine?

Ryan: Oh yes, wine. Lots of wine.

Waiter: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *sigh*

Ryan: Bottle of champagne, please. The best that you have.

Waiter: Very good choice sir. *walks away*

Ryan: *looks at menu*

Lori: *staring at Ryan*

Ryan: You're staring at me.

Lori: You don't go on many dates, do you?

Ryan: Many? Not really. *puts menu on table* You?

Lori: I've been on a couple when I was a teenager. Nothing too special though.

Ryan: Oh. Who was the guy?

Lori: He's dead.

Ryan: ....Huh. Well...*coughs* That's interesting.

Lori: *nods*

Ryan: ...

Lori: ...

Ryan: So this has been a lovely evening so far.

Lori: Yeah, I had to actually put on a skirt. Lovely.

Ryan: It's a great skirt. You have great legs. *closes eyes* ...

Lori: *stares blankly* Y'know, I have to go to the ladies room. Why don't you find your brain from the middle of your pants and stick it back into the top of your head. *stands, leaves*

Ryan: *covers eyes*

Guy: *leans over* I like her.

Ryan: *looks over at guy*

Guy: But she is WAY out of your league, man. *laughs*

Ryan: Thanks.

Guy: So is this your first date or something?

Ryan: Um, with her it is.

Guy: You have to do something surprising on your first date or you'll never reel her in.

Ryan: She's not a fish.

Guy: She's one of many, dude.

Lori: *walks over*

Guy: Oop, good luck. *goes back to meal*

Lori: *sits*

Ryan: Have fun?

Lori: ...Yeah it's always a riot when I pee.

Ryan: I'm sorry about before. I didn't mean to sound like such a man.

Lori: You can't help that you were born that way. And besides, don't apologize. I feel as uncomfortable as you do.

Ryan: Really?

Lori: Yeah. And I realize now I might have sounded a little...Defensive and insulting toward you.

Ryan: It's okay.

Lori: *nods*

Ryan: ...If this date starts to suck, just let me know.

Lori: Okay. This date sucks.

Ryan: Wow...That was fast.

Lori: I'm sorry, I know you had to call for reservations and actually wear something that came out of your closet and not your dirty laundry hamper but could we just go somewhere where we don't have to be so...Formal?

Ryan: What did you have in mind?

Lori: Well we're already at the beach.

Ryan: We could go sit out there instead if you want.

Lori: I'd like that.

Ryan: *stands*

Lori: *stands*

Guy: *gives thumps up*

Ryan: *rolls eyes*

Beach

Ryan: *sits*

Lori: *sits*

Ryan: *sigh*

Lori: ...

Ryan: ...I always loved the ocean.

Lori: Me too.

Ryan: Why?

Lori: It's powerful, unpredictable, self-contained, but there's always a point where it's calm.

Ryan: *looks at Lori* ...I've always thought the same thing.

Lori: *looks at Ryan*

Ryan: But mine involves treasure too.

Lori: *laughs*

Ryan: So why did you even accept to go on a date with me? I'm probably the most geeky guy you've ever met.

Lori: You...Intrigue me.

Ryan: I do?

Lori: Yes.

Ryan: Oh. That's good, right?

Lori: *smiles*

Ryan: So that's the only reason?

Lori: No, there are others.

Ryan: Like what?

Lori: *winks*

Ryan: ...Wow.

Lori: *leans head on Ryan's shoulder*

Ryan: *wraps arm around Lori*

Lori: *smirks*

Ryan: You know, usually I don't get this far until the second date.

Lori: *laughs, pushes Ryan over*

Ryan: Hey, watch the clothes!

Lori: Oh yeah?

Ryan: Yeah.

Lori: *dumps sand on Ryan's face*

Ryan: AH! *sneezes*

Lori: *laughing*

Ryan: Oh you find that funny.

Lori: Yeah, I do.

Ryan: *pushes Lori over*

Lori: AH!

Ryan: *tickles Lori*

Lori: *giggling* Stop it! Ryan!

Ryan: That's what you get for throwing sand in my face!

Lori: *giggling*

Ryan: *smiling*

Miami Lab, next morning

Horatio: *looking down at papers* Everything seems to be in order, Lilly.

Lilly: Thank you sir.

Horatio: Call me Horatio.

Lilly: Okay, Horatio.

Horatio: Welcome aboard.

Lilly: Thank you.

Horatio: I think you may be the youngest CSI I've brought on.

Lilly: I'm qualified.

Horatio: I understand that. But you do know what you'll be getting into, right?

Lilly: Rotting corpses? Yeah I can handle it.

Horatio: Can you handle my team?

Lilly: ...What about them?

Horatio: They're a little...

Katie: *runs past* HAHA I STOLE COLTON'S UNDERWEAR!

Colton: *running, carrying a potted plant* KATIE GIVE THEM BACK! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THEM OFF!

Horatio: ...That was some of them.

Lilly: Colton?

Colton: *stops* LILLY! HI! I'm naked, but HI!

Lilly: We met in prison, actually.

Horatio: ...Prison?

Lilly: I volunteered there.

Colton: Yeah, we used to talk about this place. I told her about it.

Lilly: Yup, and I went to college and took some courses and here I am! Hey how'd you get out, anyway?

Colton: Oh that's old news. BUT welcome! I'll show you around.

Lilly: ...Don't you need your underwear first? It's kind of...Air conditioned in the lab, right?

Colton: KATIE! GIVE ME BACK MY TIGHTY WHITIES!

TBC............
 
Ah, Geni. So far I haven't even done anything, but RT me still kicks ass! I love the interaction with Horatio. 'My team is a little...' :lol: Wow, I seriously laughed out loud when I read the Colton bit. *waves to Colton*

Now, on to Ryan and Lori. I actually am warming up to the awkward couple, they seem...fit for each other in that they don't really fit in anywhere else. They may be opposites but they go together because they balance each other out. I'm really looking forward to where you go with this and them, and what happens when Speed finds out. Hope Ryan can run fast. :lol:

Seriously can't wait now! Thanks again Geni! *hugs* I really am looking forward to the amazing RT adventures! *hops on board, waves to everyone*
 
Oh welcome Lily! You will find an assortment of insanity here at the RT! Enjoy! :lol:

Geni, I have to give it to you. You have made something inplausible (me trying to sound intelligent) plausible, cause now, I can so see Ryan and Lori. Oh, but I can't wait to see Speed's reaction...

Oh my dear lord... We have to remember, when we have vistors, to keep a tight lid on the crazies... I know the crazies aren't crazy...but still... Katie and Colton running round with a potted plant and tighty whities??? Hiliarity...simple hiiairity... with a side of insanity.

Great job, Geni!
 
*hides Ryan from mob of people who like to pick on him* MINE! (except for the fact that he's a fictional character and even in the fictional world he's not mine...but...a girl can dream...right?)

Lilly! You're in the RT too! Good luck with your new job, and...handling your...co-workers. :p

Colton, you actually warned Ryan for Speed? I would've expected you to "accidentally" forget to warn him :lol: But....seriously, how did Katie get your underwear? That's seriously creepy. :lol:

*cough* Anyway. *skips reviewing Ryan/Lori part* Yeah still in denial. And it might take a looong while before I'm done with that.

Great job Geni, more soon.
 
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