Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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Sorry about your internet problems Colton. :)

Well, Lori seems to be upset. I think she really needs to realize that she isn't the only one who had a hard life, Speed's was probably worse. He might not be the sweetest dad but with his background, he's amazing. He's really trying and even sheilding her from what he had to go through. Speed's great.

Update soon! And welcome back Lora btw.
 
Great update, Geni! Gotta love the relationship between Lori and Speed. Boy, does she got his sarcastic ways. As I see it, they both have some issues that they need to work out, and sooner rather than later.

Sorry about your computer problems, Colton. I know exactly what that feels like... :( Oh, and welcome back Lora! ;)


So, getting back, Eric is going to help Josh...Need I remind you of New York? :) That would be interesting...but, it seems like Josh is a changed man. Losing a child will do that for you. Aside, I hope that it all works for him.

Great as always, Geni!
 
Aw thanks for the reviews. :)

And Colton, get that connection fixed, dude! :p

Thanks Anni!

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Hummerhome, 10pm

Katie: I can't believe H-man hasn't found out we have this thing.

Jess: Well he'll find out when we push it back to the lab, bent, spindled and mutilated.

Katie: Who would do that?

Carly: You would.

Katie: Nonsense.

Jess: And it still looks like a christmas tree in here.

Katie: That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh! *dances*

Jess: ...Are you always like this?

Katie: Hey I'm a happy person.

Jess: It shows.

Carly: So where are we going...I'm afraid to ask but there it is.

Katie: MOUNT RUSHMORE!

Jess: No. I don't want to see a bunch of dead presidents engraved in giant rocks. It's like they're staring at us.

Katie: At least it isn't Horatio carved in a giant rock. OH we could SO go sleding off his hair in the winter.

Carly: Seriously, does water get you drunk now?

Katie: I'm not drunk. I'm the most sober person in this Hummerhome.

Carly: Doubtful.

Katie: HEY Joshie is more drunk than I am.

Jess: What?

Josh: *staggers in* You called, darlin'?

Jess: How much did you drink?

Josh: HAAAaaaaa...Uh....That many. *lifts three fingers* Eight.

Jess: You're missing like five fingers.

Josh: WHAT! I'M MISSING FIVE FINGERS?! *looks at hands* COME BACK! SOMEONE FIND MY FINGERS! Quick, if you were a finger, where would you hide?

Katie: The toilet!

Jess: Uh...Why?

Katie: Why not?

Josh: *grabs Katie's hand* Okay come on honey we're going to look in the toilet.

Katie: No problemo man.

Bathroom

Katie: Are they down there?

Josh: No. Okay I think we need to take matters into our own stubs.

Katie: Stubs?

Josh: I don't have fingers.

Katie: I see them all.

Josh: *looks at hands* I thought those were yours.

Katie: My hands are over here.

Josh: *grabs Katie's hand* OH MY GOSH. Oh sweet pea, you haven't been using the hand cream have you?

Katie: No I haven't.

Josh: Oh gosh. Okay um let's see. OH I think I have an extra tube in my pocket.

Katie: Aren't you supposed to be with Eric?

Josh: He's inside the club. But I got distractamanated.

Katie: Distracted?

Josh: Yes. *puts hand cream on Katie* Now you have to move it around in circles or you're going to miss important areas.

Katie: *laughs*

Josh: I'm completely serious my dear.

Katie: Oh okay.

Josh: You see how it hydrates the skin?

Katie: HECK YES.

Josh: Good. Use that twice daily or as directed by your handologist which just happens to be YOURS TRULY! *flails*

Katie: I love you when you're drunk and gay.

Josh: I LOVE ME TOO!

Katie: YAY!

Josh: *smiling*

Katie: Aw, you seem so happy.

Josh: Why wouldn't I be?

Katie: Well your kid was kidnapped.

Josh: *smile fades*

Katie: OH crap, oops. Sorry.

Josh: It's okay darlin'.

Katie: Oh good.

Josh: I got all I need right here.

Katie: ...Uh...Guys? Guys!

Josh: I think they left. *walks closer*

Katie: ...You've had too much to drink.

Josh: I know.

Katie: *smiles* Well, I should really be getting outside to join my elusive friends.

Josh: *pushes Katie against wall*

Katie: Oh...Haha....

Josh: *leans closer* You're an amazing woman.

Katie: People say.

Josh: You are so underappreciated.

Katie: I thought you were gay.

Josh: *smirks*

Katie: *kisses Josh*

Lounge

Lori: *reading paper*

Ryan: *walks in* Whoa...Hi.

Lori: *reading*

Ryan: I'm...Ryan Wolfe.

Lori: *nods*

Ryan: I work here.

Lori: Congratulations.

Ryan: She speaks.

Lori: She's also reading. *makes hand motion to leave*

Ryan: *walks over* What's your name?

Lori: None of your damn business.

Ryan: *laughs* Okay, 'none-of-your-damn-business', why are you here so late?

Lori: I'm reading.

Ryan: At a crime lab?

Lori: Mhm.

Ryan: You have a house or something?

Lori: No, I'm a vagrant. I come here because they throw out spare body parts after midnight.

Ryan: *laughs* Seriously, why are you here? *sits on couch*

Lori: I like the quiet. It helps me think.

Ryan: What are you thinking about?

Lori: How I can't trust anyone.

Ryan: Why?

Lori: Because human beings are selfish.

Ryan: A lot of us are still pretty decent.

Lori: *looks at Ryan*

Ryan: *smiling*

Lori: Well you don't seem like a complete freak so I guess I won't move further down on the couch.

Ryan: Good.

Lori: *reading paper*

Ryan: So um....Do you actually have a name?

Lori: Yeah. It's Lori.

Ryan: Pretty name.

Lori: ...Thanks.

Ryan: So are you here to see someone, or something? Maybe I can help.

Lori: Actually my dad's here.

Ryan: Oh. Maybe I can find him for you.

Lori: If you want but I think he's working.

Ryan: On what?

Lori: Evidence.

Ryan: *lifts brow* Who's your dad?

Lori: Tim Speedle.

Ryan: *stands* WHOA. Okay um. *laughs* Well. *places hands in pockets* It was nice meeting you.

Lori: *places paper on table, stands* Something wrong?

Ryan: You're...Y-You're his.

Lori: ....Yeah.

Ryan: You're a lot more....Beautiful and smart than I pictured.

Lori: *lifts brow* What did you expect me to be?

Ryan: I don't know....Stubble?

Lori: You don't...Talk to a lot of people, do you Ryan?

Ryan: Oh sure I do. I just say stupid things when I'm nervous.

Lori: It shows.

Ryan: Really?

Lori: Yeah.

Ryan: You know, you're a lot nicer than people have told me.

Lori: What do you mean?

Ryan: Well I heard around that his kid was quite th-

Lori: The bitch?

Ryan: ...Sort of.

Lori: Yeah well that's their problem, not mine.

Ryan: I think you're charming.

Lori: Really.

Ryan: Yeah. People can say what they want, but I think you're quite the woman. And I've only met you five minutes ago.

Lori: *smiles*

Ryan: Ah, see there it is. I knew it was in there.

Lori: *smiling*

Speed: *walks in*

Lori: *smile fades*

Ryan: Speed...Sir...Mister...Sir. Hi.

Speed: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *clears throat*

Speed: *looks at Ryan*

Ryan: What's up?

Speed: Nothing. What are you still doing here?

Ryan: I was actually just leaving. Bye Lori.

Lori: *smirks*

Ryan: *leaves*

Speed: *frowns*

Lori: What.

Speed: What were you two talking about?

Lori: We were picking out china.

Speed: Lori...

Lori: I can't talk to people?

Speed: That's not what I said.

Lori: Stop trying to protect me. *leaves*

Speed: ...

One minute later

Lori: *walks in* You're my ride home.

Speed: Thought so.

TBC..................
 
Ok, this RT is getting AMAZING! Too bad it wasn't Horatio on Mount Rushmore, it would have been awesome to slide down his hair! And imagine, he could have the sunnies on and everything.

Anyways, we have two new couples here. Katie and drunk-Joshie *hugs Carly* poor Carly; and Ryan and Lori...which I NEVER would have seen coming. They're so different, I mean Lori's a tough, edgy rebel and Ryan's a goofy, skinny geek. But them? That would be cute, Ryan would always be intimidated by Speed though.

I love how Lori can pretend to be this big ol' adult but she's still a daddy's girl. 'You're my ride home.' :lol: And I mean Speed has a right to want to protect her, look what happens when he doesn't. *wags finger* Speedle genes I tell you, they're affecting everyone; sexy yet rebellious and single-minded.

Anywho, awesome job on the update Geni, and I can't wait for more! Woot woot RT! :D
 
You know how to make me laugh, Geni! I keep saying this but your genius knows no bounds!

Hey! I thought Josh was with Eric , trying to find his kiddnapped son...Only to find that he's applying hand cream on Katie while drunk. Talk about mis direction! And apparently when he's happy, he's gay... you know gay, meaning insanely happy....*blank stare*..... okay, it's what you get at one in the morning.
Getting back to Katie...Seems as if she still has pull with the Speedle men! Way to go Katie! ;)

And Lori and Ryan... oddly, that seems to fit. :lol: She just couldn't be sarcastic enough for him. Its a redeeming quality...wait , did i just say that? *Checks clock again*...it's way past my bed time :lol: But seriously, I could actually see them together. She spouts sarcastic lines, he takes them. Give take kinda relationship.

The last line made me laugh so hard, i nearly woke up everyone. Despite all her attempts at being this hard ass, Lori is still is just a human being like the rest of us.

Awesome as ever!
 
Oh wow..Katie and Josh. And then Lori and Ryan...Well...better Lori than Calleigh is all I can say. ;) But :lol: :lol: at the last 2 lines. :D

Update Soon. :D
 
saraholic said:
And then Lori and Ryan...Well...better Lori than Calleigh is all I can say. ;)
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*chases Colton* No I'm just kidding ;) *chases Geni instead*

Great update Gen, but now I'm completely lost on Josh. Is he bi, or just completely drunk? :lol: I'll probably find out :p
 
It is only far that when you've been with one Speedle you should be with the other. And ohhh I kissed him. I'm getting more confident. And can you seriously get drunk off of water..knowing me I probably could. lol. But Oh oh oh "water will kill ya if you drink enough of it" *sighs* Sorry Speed quotes just pop out of me at random times. lol.

But....but...I didn't really like that whole scene with Lori and Ryan. ALl though when he jumped up off of the couch, that was pretty funny. lol. Update soon please.
 
*blinks* Joshie and Katie? *narrows eyes* HEY! He's supposed to be my drunk, gay, possibly ex-husband. Geez, he sure does jump sexuality quickly *narrows eyes some more* But still, Gay Josh is awesome. And gay drunk Josh is still awesome. But still...*narrows eyes until they shut*...ok,I'm just gonna shutup now...

Ooooo, Lori and Ryan. Hah, I loved Ryans reaction though :lol: Run like the wind, bullseye! Hm. Speed and Lori seem to have a pretty screwed up relationship;...I mean, everything is fine one winute, and the next, they're at each others throats again. Yikes...

anyways, please update soon!
 
It was hilarious when Speed seen Ryan talking to Lori and he bolted, i can just see it now! :lol:

I find Lori very confusing right now, she is so like her father it's scary. I mean one minute they are having a great father/daughter relationship and the next they are as cool as a refrigerator. :confused:

update soon Geni :D
 
Lori: *lifts brow* What did you expect me to be?

Ryan: I don't know....Stubble?
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:lol: That made me laugh. :lol: Ryan Ryan Ryan....*silence* Actually i can't think of anything beyond that. Toodle Loo. :D

Thanks for the update Geni. :D
 
:lol: You guys sure like to pick on Ryan. :p

*runs from Nikki* :D

Thanks for the lovely reviews!

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Next day, Outside club

Katie: So um....They're still in there so why are we out here?

Carly: Because they told us to wait out here.

Katie: Oh good.

Carly: Where was Josh all night last night?

Katie: He was passed out in the Hummerhome.

Carly: Oh. I thought he went to look for his fingers in the toilet.

Katie: He did that.

Carly: Oh.

Jess: Hey I just came out of the club and Josh isn't there.

Carly: What?

Jess: Eric can't find him.

Carly: *walks into club*

Inside club

Carly: What's going on?

Delko: I turned around and he was gone.

Carly: What were you two talking about?

Delko: We were asking people questions.

Carly: I'll go find him. *leaves*

Delko: Fine. Leave me alone in a gay bar.

Guy: *walks up* You work here?

Delko: What?

Guy: The gun and badge.

Delko: ...Excuse me I have to leave. *leaves*

Back of the club

Carly: *sits on steps*

Josh: *frowning*

Carly: I found you.

Josh: *nods*

Carly: What's going on?

Josh: I did something last night.

Carly: What did you do?

Josh: *rolls eyes* I cheated on you.

Carly: ....I didn't know we were together.

Josh: You're my wife.

Carly: So who was it?

Josh: Katie.

Carly: ...You were drunk, right?

Josh: No I wasn't. I lied.

Carly: *frowns* Why.

Josh: Because I'm an ass. Okay? You hate me, my child's gone, our house is gone, I quit my job....I'm an idiot.

Carly: Yeah you are an idiot.

Josh: *nods*

Carly: These are the dumbest things you've ever done. I've always trusted you to do the right thing and you let me down. Again. You promised to find Ethan, are you going to screw that up too?

Josh: I'm trying to find him.

Carly: Sitting on some steps isn't going to find him.

Josh: *stands* What the hell is your problem!

Carly: *stands* You're sitting on your ass while our son is gone! You cheated on me!

Josh: Well you haven't touched me in years!

Carly: It's a two-way street!

Josh: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!

Carly: I WANT A HUSBAND!

Josh: Yeah well a little late now. I've screwed up our marriage.

Carly: What's wrong with you?

Josh: I...I don't know. I don't know what's going on anymore. I just have to face the fact that I'm turning into my brother.

Carly: Josh you are not him. Don't start this.

Josh: I need help.

Carly: Okay. I'll help you.

Josh: *stares at Carly*

Carly: First we're going to make this marriage work. I forgive you for what you did.

Josh: *nods*

Carly: The house can be re-built and you can get another job. Until then, I'll pay for everything. And you have to make a decision of which proverbial side you're going to be on here because it's confusing.

Josh: I belong to you.

Carly: *smiles* Good. I'll go to the hotel that Cait's in, and I'll have her stay in the Hummerhome. It's safer. You go back inside with Eric and find Ethan.

Josh: Alright. *leaves*

Miami Lab

Lori: *writing things*

Calleigh: *walks over* Hi.

Lori: Hey.

Calleigh: What are you workin' on?

Lori: Paperwork.

Calleigh: Anything I can help with?

Lori: Don't you have a case?

Calleigh: I'm with Ryan. He went to talk to Alexx, he should be back by now.

Lori: *lifts head* Ryan?

Calleigh: Yeah Ryan Wolfe. He's an excellent CSI.

Lori: *nods*

Ryan: *walks over* Hey guys.

Lori: *smiles*

Ryan: Oh hi Lori.

Lori: Hi.

Calleigh: ...So Ryan what did Alexx say?

Ryan: Oh, vic died from blunt force trauma to the head.

Calleigh: Well, then the murder weapon was the broken banister.

Ryan: Yeah it had blood all over it.

Lori: *staring at Ryan*

Ryan: *looks at Lori*

Lori: *looks down at paper*

Calleigh: I'll go back to the scene and collect it. It'll be easier to print in here.

Ryan: I'll go with you.

Calleigh: Okay. *leaves*

Ryan: So uh...I'll...See you later then.

Lori: Yeah.

Ryan: It was nice seeing you today. I didn't think you'd be here.

Lori: I'll be here a lot until I go back to Colombia.

Ryan: Oh. You're leaving?

Lori: My house is there and the lawn doesn't cut itself I'm afraid.

Ryan: It sounds like an amazing place already.

Lori: *laughs*

Ryan: It must seem a lot like Miami.

Lori: Sometimes. But there are still differences.

Ryan: Like what?

Lori: Like how the people there don't ask so many questions.

Ryan: *rolls eyes* Yeah really funny.

Lori: *punches Ryan*

Ryan: AH! *holds arm*

Lori: Oh geez, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hit you that hard, are you okay?

Ryan: Yeah, yeah I'm good.

Lori: I'm so sorry. *grabs Ryan's arm* You're sure you're fine?

Ryan: It's fine, don't worry about it.

Lori: *sigh* I guess I'm just used to crackin' people over the head that I can be a little rough.

Ryan: Rough is good sometimes.

Lori: *looks at Ryan*

Ryan: *smiles* Uh listen, I have to get to the crime scene but will you be here later?

Lori: Yeah.

Ryan: Good. Um...I hope I don't seem to forward in asking this but, are you free for dinner tonight?

Lori: Wow, you've known me two days and you're already asking for dinner?

Ryan: Yeah b-

Lori: I'd like to go with you.

Ryan: Really?

Lori: *smiles* Yeah.

Ryan: Oh! Well good! I mean, not that I was expecting you to say no, but well...Not that I was expecting you to say yes because that would seem a little over-confident and I'm not. But well, I'm confident but not overly...Confident. We're not on for dinner anymore are we.

Lori: *laughs*

Ryan: I'll see you later. *leaves*

Speed: *walks over*

Lori: *turns around, screams*

Speed: Having a nice conversation?

Lori: How long were you standing there?

Speed: Long enough.

Lori: *frowns* My personal life is none of your business.

Speed: You're right.

Lori: So um...Stay out of it.

Speed: Fine. *walks away*

Lori: *rolls eyes*

TBC...................
 
Ah Ryan is gonna be freaked when he learns that Speed knows he asked Lori out. Speaking of which, the geek asked her out? The rebel who wanted to kill someone? Wow. They...are kind of...an awkward couple. I realy have no idea what's gonna happen with them but I can't wait to see!

Ah, Josh and Carly are working their problems out. (Though Katie and Josh looked okay together ;)) I really hope it all works out and they FIND ETHAN! Oh that poor kid, stuck with Ernest. Please return him to safety Geni!

Great update! :D
 
Geni, you know better than to run from me. You know I'll get you one way or another :devil:

Anyway... Josh and Carly getting back together? Poor Katie. Pulling the short string once again. (wait, does that mean anything in English too? :lol:) Ryan and Lori...no comment. I'm in denial :p
 
Woah, Ryan and Lori?! Hah, what an unlikely combination. I wonder what'll happen to Ryan at the behest (I'm not even sure if thats the right word...) of Speedy. Poor poor Ryan :lol:

Well, looks I'm gonna be the first one here thats happy about me and Josh...I mean, still, poor Katie...But I have to say YAY! Joshie and I are working things out. Hee :D And poor little Ethan. Still stuck with Josh's pedophile ex-boyfriend :( Poor liitle guy...I hope we/they find him...

please update soon!

(Ok, I have to say, it's still really weird when I review and refer to RT me as me...it's just a realy weird feeling, because it's me, but not really me (obviously)...anyways, I'm just confusing myself again ;))
 
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