Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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Josh: I DIDN'T DO IT!

Speed: *stops walking* ...I believe you. Whatever it was.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Ah, Speed is giving the WTF look...

Josh: What do I do?

Speed: Who did you do?

Josh: I didn't do anyone.

Speed: Okay fine, who did you hypothetically do?

Josh: Dude, stop saying do!

Speed: Who was it then?

Josh: Jess.

Speed: Ah come on man, what did you do?

Josh: There's that word again.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:/5 Aw man, that had me clutching for the arms of my chair...Good one Geni!

Carly: And what posessed you to do this?

Josh: I...I'm a man.

Carly: So?

Josh: Men are dumb.
:lol: :lol: :lol: AHA! *starts dancing* He admits it he admits it he admits it he admits it....

Anni: I'm never going to let you go. Ever.

Speed: I'm going to have to someday.

Anni: I'll hang on for the both of us.
AWW! :( That's so cute! And...cute. :lol:

Great parts Geni! Thanks for doing 2 at a time this time.
 
Ok, I know this is very, very late but...woo, new thread! :lol: Ok, so now thats out of the way, stand back for a huge big ol' review!!! (and no, you can't stop me!!! :lol:)

Speed: *crawling under table* MEEP! MEEP!
:lol: Aw man, you have to get Speed high more often!!!

Horatio: Guys, can you try to remain professional?
Speed: No.
Delko: No.
Don't ask why I found this funny, probably because I could so imagine them saying that! I know, I have no life!

Delko: *picks up pieces of sand* I shall name you Bobert. And you, my crystalized little friend, shall be named Quasimodo.
:lol: Seriously, thats all I can say to that! :lol: So funny! :lol:

Speed: *runs into the ocean* I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN! I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN! I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS BUT I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN!
Speed: *runs out of ocean* Oh my God I think I wet myself.[/quote
*snigger* Oh man, yeah, get Speed high again!!! :lol:

Delko: I wonder how long it would take me to get to China from here.
And on that bombshell...get Delko high too!!! :lol:

Delko: *raises hand* I'LL DO IT!
Horatio: Eric, put your hand down.
Delko: Yes sir.
Aww, Delko is so childlike! What a sweetie! :D

Speed: HA! I did something useful.
Delko: I didn't pee, I swear.
Delko: *sigh* I really hope I didn't trample Bobert and Quasimodo.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Calleigh: How do you know that?
Because Speed is all wonderful and knows everything!!!

Speed: I narrowed down a facility. Miami Beach Golf Club. It's on Alton road.
*coughToldYaSo!cough*

Speed: Speedles are stupid man animals.
Only one reply fits that quote: :devil:

Carly: *frowns* Remove your hand or I will remove it from your arm.
Damn, you go girl!!!

Speed: ...I've already found it in you.
Awww! How friggin' sweet!

And, seriously, you expecting me to go through another Speed death? Well then, this calls for the well used delusion: He's going into Witness Protection again! *crosses arms and covers ears*
*Yes...all at the same time!*

Update soon!!! And, as usual, great work!!!

~xJemmax~
 
Whew, lots of reviews! :D Thanks, they're always a pleasure to read. :)

Tee Time

Next morning, Miami Beach Golf club

Delko: *flipping through pages* So where's Calleigh?

Speed: I don't know, I've been trying to get a hold of her all morning.

Delko: *smiles* You think she went out on a date with Colton last night?

Speed: Probably, I mean the guy's obsessed with her and she seems to like him.

Delko: Maybe they had a late morning.

Speed: Hey check it out.

Delko: *looks over* You find a foursome during the time of the murder?

Speed: Yeah it says here they had a late start because of the rain.

Delko: Maybe they came back for another round.

Speed: Well it is a resort. Most people stay up to four weeks.

Delko: Have you ever been to one of these resorts?

Speed: With my paycheck? I'm lucky if I get to eat at McDonalds.

Delko: *laughs* And yet you could buy a 10 000 dollar wedding ring.

Speed: That's different.

Delko: Sure it is. Alright, I'll go find these people and ask them some questions. Take this log sheet back to the lab and take a look at it.

Speed: You don't have seniority.

Delko: Hey I could someday. What if you died tomorrow?

Speed: Don't hold your breath. *grabs paper, walks away*

Delko: *shakes head*

Lab halls

Katie: Hey you're with me now?

Horatio: It seems that way. Have you seen Calleigh?

Katie: No, why?

Horatio: I've been trying to get a hold of her.

Katie: She must have had a late morning. Alright, so dead cheerleader, 17 years old, found out in the glades with a gunshot wound to her back and various stab wounds. She also has a bite mark on her leg.

Horatio: Are we thinking sexual predator?

Katie: Hard to say. Alexx wasn't able to get a definitive mold, but she said she wants to talk to us.

Horatio: Let's head over there.

Katie: Sure.

Golf course resort

Delko: *knocks on door*

Woman: *opens door, wearing robe* Oh! The bellhop. I told the other boy yesterday to bring up the rest of our stuff. Pfft, he's not getting a tip.

Delko: Actually, ma'am. *lifts badge* I'm with Miami-Dade CSI.

Woman: OH! One of those. Harold! my male stripper is here, you'll have to leave.

Harold: Elaine, you know I disapprove of your parties. Sorry sir, I'll pay you and you can be on your way.

Delko: Actually, I'd rather you didn't. I'm a police officer.

Harold: A real one?

Delko: Yes, a real one.

Harold: Elaine, did you call the cops?

Elaine: No!

Delko: There was a murder out on Miami Beach and I just need to ask you a few questions. You were with a foursome around the time of the murder.

Harold: Yeah we had a late start because of the rain.

Elaine: You should have seen it! With all the humidity around here, I'd be a poodle by the time we got back.

Delko: May I come inside?

Harold: Sure, we have nothing to hide.

Delko: *walks in*

Elaine: Make yourself at home.

Delko: *looks around* Nice place.

Harold: We usually rent a condo here in the winter. It might not be what you're used to.

Delko: I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.

Harold: ...Luxury. You know, the Miami night life, money being used as toilet paper, and places like these where the rich stay.

Delko: *stares at Harold*

Harold: Okay say it with me. MO-NEY. Money.

Delko: I know what money is.

Harold: Good boy!

Delko: *frowns*

Elaine: Harold, cut it out. You know the normals don't like to be patronized. They want to feel like they're one of us.

Harold: Oh that's right. Would you like a glass of wine?

Delko: Actually I'd like to take a look around if you wouldn't mind.

Harold: Why?

Delko: Like I said, there was a murder.

Harold: We didn't murder anyone.

Delko: I thought you said you didn't have anything to hide.

Harold: We don't.

Elaine: Harold, just let him look around.

Harold: Alright fine.

Delko: Thanks. *takes out flashlight*

Harold: Oh don't worry, we'll hit the lights. You know, electricity. You don't need those blasted pen lights. *turns on lights*

Delko: *rolls eyes*

Elaine: *runs over* So what are you looking for?

Delko: I'll know when I find it.

Elaine: *looks over Eric's shoulder* That's our bathroom.

Delko: *looks at Elaine*

Elaine: Sorry.

Delko: *kneels, opens cupboards*

Elaine: Why are you going in there?

Delko: Could you step back please?

Elaine: *steps back, looks at Harold*

Harold: *frowns*

Delko: *pulls out jug of bleach* Do you use this?

Elaine: No, that was here when we got here.

Harold: *grabs golf club*

Delko: *stands, turns around*

Harold: *swings golf club*

Lab, Autopsy

Horatio: Okay Alexx, you had information?

Alexx: The bite mark on her leg wasn't human.

Horatio: Wild animal maybe.

Alexx: No, they're human teeth.

Horatio: I'm...I'm not following.

Alexx: Synthetic teeth. I found an adhesive in the wound.

Horatio: Dentures.

Alexx: Mhm.

Katie: She was attacked by a geriatric dude?

Alexx: I've seen younger people get dentures if they have diseased teeth that need to be removed, or if they play sports and have a lot of teeth knocked out. It's cheeper than getting partial dentures, because the crowns will cost more.

Horatio: She attended highschool. There are sports teams in highschools.

Katie: Ugh, another one of my enemies. Sports.

Horatio: Thank you Alexx.

Halls

Speed: *looking down at paper*

Carly: Hey.

Speed: Hey back.

Carly: Have you spoken to Josh?

Speed: No, I haven't seen him all day. Why?

Carly: He cheated on me.

Speed: I know.

Carly: Seriously, what is wrong with you Speedles? You have to sleep with everything that moves.

Speed: He didn't sleep with Jess.

Carly: JESS?

Speed: ...You didn't know.

Carly: No, I didn't.

Speed: Oops.

Carly: *slaps Speed in the face*

Speed: Ow. *rubs face* That was slightly uncalled for.

Carly: What is wrong with you!

Speed: I didn't cheat on you! Josh did! Go yell at him!

Carly: You're related!

Speed: We don't have the same brain!

Carly: *sigh* Men will never learn.

Speed: What do you want me to do about it?

Carly: I don't know.

Speed: So get mad at him and leave me alone.

Carly: I actually had another question while I'm here.

Speed: Sure.

Carly: I was just in the Trace lab looking for you, and your phone rang so I picked it up. It was a doctor.

Speed: Really.

Carly: He says he needs to talk to you as soon as possible.

Speed: You really shouldn't answer other people's phones.

Carly: It was either that or let it ring forever.

Speed: Well in the future stay away from my phone.

Carly: So why is a doctor phoning you?

Speed: He's...A witness in one of my other cases, so he must have some information. I told him to call me at work.

Carly: Oh.

Speed: I'll see you later. *walks away*

Carly: You're...Welcome?

TBC............
 
EW those rich people are nasty, I hate them already, I really hope that they did it. I mean, they had access to bleach, how much do you want to bet that they thought they were supirior and couldn't get put in jail for murder because they had money. ugh I hate obnoxious rich people. Especially those two lol. Poor Delko haha.

So........the bites were inhuman, but human? lol It took me a while to figure out how they didn't contradict but I finally got it haha. I wonder who's bite it is...maybe DNA on the dentures?

OH SHIT Carly knows it was me........DAMN YOU SPEEDLE! Both of them actually, I mean, Josh kissed me, and Speed told on me, it's like they're working together, in a conspiracy lol, but not really haha. Oh well, might as well kill me now Carly lol. Great update Geni, can't wait for more!
 
Speed: With my paycheck? I'm lucky if I get to eat at McDonalds.

Delko: *laughs* And yet you could buy a 10 000 dollar wedding ring.
*rubs chin* Intesting...either he's selling drugs or...oh! He took a loan out! And now he's going to laugh in the teller's face! (If you get what i mean! :lol: )

Delko: Actually, ma'am. *lifts badge* I'm with Miami-Dade CSI.

Woman: OH! One of those. Harold! my male stripper is here, you'll have to leave.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:/5 Aw man! Well, i guess she could mistake Eric for one! :lol:

Harold: Oh don't worry, we'll hit the lights. You know, electricity. You don't need those blasted pen lights. *turns on lights*

Delko: *rolls eyes*
Oh my gosh Geni, i'm in stitches! *wheezing laughter*

Harold: *grabs golf club*

Delko: *stands, turns around*

Harold: *swings golf club*
*high pitched scream* ERIC! NO! You get shot at twice, and now you being beaten! I can't take much more of this!

Alexx: Synthetic teeth. I found an adhesive in the wound.

Horatio: Dentures.

Alexx: Mhm.
Now it should go like this!:

Alexx: Mhm.
H: I'm familer with dentures.
Alexx: *silence*

:lol:

Carly: Seriously, what is wrong with you Speedles? You have to sleep with everything that moves.
*shudders* Euch, i jsut had a visual of the Speedles walking in a dog park. *is digusted*

Speed: He didn't sleep with Jess.

Carly: JESS?

Speed: ...You didn't know.

Carly: No, I didn't.

Speed: Oops.
Smooth Speed. Just smooth, no one wants to tackle you right now at all...

Carly: *slaps Speed in the face*
Yes! Cat fight!

Great part Geni! I hope Delektorsky is ok!! Update soon!
 
I'm grinning from ear to ear. Calleigh had a late morning...with me...I think...*giggles* ;)

DELKO! NO! :( And you almost had me crying with this:

Speed: You don't have seniority.

Delko: Hey I could someday. What if you died tomorrow?

Speed: Don't hold your breath. *grabs paper, walks away*

:(

Update soon. :D
 
I'm grinning from ear to ear. Calleigh had a late morning...with me...I think...*giggles*
Oh c'mon, that's almost as bad as me thinking about the dog park thing...*shudders*
 
Which part are you talking about? Me thinking about the dog park thing? Just read my above post above you above post. :p Ah whatever, let's just drop it. :lol: So when can we get another part Miss C?
 
ok....1)How rude does that Harlod guy wannt to be
2) Delko....NO-is he ok??
3) Speed let it slip...Oh Carly *offers hug again*...how long before Delko hers???
4) Calleigh and Colton...I'm a little concerned it maybe something else....Not saying you and Calleigh wouldn't have a late night together-but this is Geni's RT-anything could happen..which comes my next comment...
5) Carly got the doc...ooooooo she gonna start thinking..get investigating Carly....

maybe an update for I sleep Geni??? :lol: no pressure tho!!!
 
This Empty Street, A Lonely Road

Miami-Dade Senior High School

Horatio: I'll talk to the principal, you talk to the sports teams.

Katie: Are you kidding me? I can't talk to a bunch of jocks.

Horatio: You aren't in highschool anymore.

Katie: I know that...But they scare me.

Horatio: *chuckles, walks away*

Katie: Fine, abandon me.

Principal's office

Horatio: Mister Gonzalez, I am truly sorry for the loss of one of your students.

Gonzalez: We all are. Tina was...One of the brightest and most talented students.

Horatio: High praise.

Gonzalez: She was going places. Her marks were superb, she had a lot of friends, participated in all of the school activities...She was the perfect student.

Horatio: Well she isn't anymore, is she?

Gonzalez: Do you have any suspects?

Horatio: Can you think of anyone who would want to hurt her?

Gonzalez: No one.

Horatio: *staring at principal*

Men's locker room, football team

Katie: Um..Ex...Exuse me? *knocks on locker* Hello?

Guys walking around throwing things, yellings

Katie: ACK! *gets slamed against locker*

Guy runs down the locker room

Katie: Oh man. I hate it here.

Guy: *walks over* Um, you're not supposed to be in here.

Katie: I'm a cop, I need their attention mister...

Guy: I'm the coach. Conner Hill. *shakes Katie's hand*

Katie: Uh...Nice to meet you. But I still need their attention.

Connor: No problem. HEY GUYS! THERE'S A WOMAN COP IN HERE SO SHUT UP!

Guys stop and stare at Katie

Katie: Uh...Haha...Thanks.

Connor: No problem.

Katie: Alright guys, I need to see y'alls teeth.

Guy: Oooh a southern lady. Nice.

Conner: Hey, keep your mouth closed unless she says otherwise. Respect the police.

Guy: Sorry coach.

Katie: I need y'all to form a line right here so I can see your teeth.

Guys line up

Katie: *opens kit*

Trace Lab

Speed: *dials phone*....Doctor, you called?

Doctor: Yes Timothy, I did. I did up your blood work and took a look at the EKG.

Speed: And?

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Speed: Whatever you want.

Doctor: The good news, is the heart medication seems to be doing it's thing. There's more strength and rhythm. Now, I'm not saying you're getting better, because it's rare that anything would be happening so soon if at all. But things don't seem so bad at the moment.

Speed: And the bad news?

Doctor: It might only give most cases an 82% chance of survival.

Speed: Well, that's a good thing right?

Doctor: Despite that chance, there are no guarantees.

Speed: 82 is a pretty good number even for hopeless cases.

Doctor: Yes, for people who don't run around all day catching criminals, or are exposed to fumes in a lab.

Speed: I'm not exposed to fumes in the lab. We have an exceptional ventilation system. And no offense but you have no idea what I do in my job.

Doctor: Do you run on a regular basis?

Speed: No, I don't. Not after criminals, that's what patrol is for. I'm a detective.

Doctor: Are you under high levels of stress at work?

Speed: Sometimes.

Doctor: Your EKG was showing heart stress, which means whatever you're doing at work, you need to calm down before it does kill you.

Speed: Yeah thanks for the advice.

Doctor: Take the pills and take some time off.

Click

Speed: *frowns*

TBC................
 
awww Geni-you don't disappoint :D Speed-take time off??:lol: :lol:
Speed: *frowns*
yep-thought not...not impressed....

Katie: I know that...But they scare me.
Couldn't agree more...They still scare me!!

would write but I have a VERY early start tomorrow...
Thanks for turning my lousy day to better right at the end Geni :D :D
 
Horatio: You aren't in highschool anymore.

Katie: I know that...But they scare me.

Horatio: *chuckles, walks away*

Now i'm starting to think as Horatio younger, all football captiny like. *dreamy sigh* :rolleyes:

Gonzalez: We all are. Tina was...One of the brightest and most talented students.

Horatio: High praise.
Was that polite sarcasm by H right there? ...Nah. He's not that rude. In front of the principal at least.

Katie: Alright guys, I need to see y'alls teeth.

Guy: Oooh a southern lady. Nice.
Number 1, you should meet Calleigh.
Number 2, i ought to whup yo ass boy.

Doctor: It might only give most cases an 82% chance of survival.
Knew it! He won't die! You were just trying to scare us Miss C!

Thanks for the update Geni!
 
Hunter said:
Which part are you talking about? Me thinking about the dog park thing? Just read my above post above you above post. :p Ah whatever, let's just drop it. :lol: So when can we get another part Miss C?

Actually I was talking about the part where you said "That's as bad as." What do you mean that it's as bad as the dog park thing? :(

Great Update Geni, but these guys can't meet Calleigh. They'll fall in love. ;) lol

Update soon. :D
 
Actually I was talking about the part where you said "That's as bad as." What do you mean that it's as bad as the dog park thing? :(

Ooohhh..that. I meant "that's like" [my thought about the dog park]. Understand?

Sorry if i upset you, since i'm seeing a sad face. Sorry. :(
 
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