Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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*raises champagne glass* It's great to be back with all of you.
And you! *sips* :)

Calleigh: Horatio...A gun rack isn't going to fit right over the driver's seat. Besides, I think this is illegal in 48 states.
YOU would know. ( :lol: ) And i'm sure it WILL fit over the drivers seat. Horatio will find a way to make it work. He is a genius after all.

Horatio: Then we'll go to the two states where it isn't illegal.

See? A solution on the spot.

Speed: Maybe you can put it under the floor and it'll pop out.

Horatio: Oh like one of those pop-out ones.

THAT would be cool! A pop-out one! Yeah, and a pop-out one on the outside of the hummerhome, and it'll be full of grapple-hooks an LAW launchers and rocket launchers and stuff!

Horatio: Depends who wants a piece of me.
I don't want a peice, i want the WHOLE thing H...*purrs*

Horatio: Depends who wants a piece of me.

Speed: No one wants any piece of you.

Horatio: What if I tasted like a cookie?

:lol: (you would taste better!)

Calleigh: You just want to be alone, away from the icky girls, right?

Ethan: *nods*

Calleigh: You want to spend some time with the boys?

Ethan: *nods*

Calleigh: *smiles* Okay, come on. *grabs Ethan's hand*

Ah, the male adolesence.
Aww! Cal's good with kids! She should have her own!

Ethan: *hides face in Calleigh's leg*

Calleigh: Awww. I WANT ONE! *sqee*
And she agrees with me!

Horatio: *kneels* So Ethan, do you want to help me?

Ethan: *nods*

Horatio: I'll show you how to put in a gun rack.

Ethan: *lifts brow*

Horatio: It'll be fun! Come on.
Ethan! Chance of a lifetime here! Horatio offering you to help with installing a GUN RACK, and saying IT'LL BE FUN beside each other! Hello-o-o...chance of a life time, passin' you by...

Horatio: Oh don't you worry. I'll make it legal, and I'll make it fit.
TWO more solutions! I told you my Horatio was a genius!

Calleigh: First of all, you can't change the laws no matter how hard you blink, scream, or wave your shades. Secondly, it won't fit. You put ivory handles on it. No one puts ivory handles on ANYTHING.

Horatio: ...Why must you bust my dream bubbles into a million suds?
Yeah Calleigh, why?
And someone does put ivory handles on things, and that person is HORATIO. At least he gots fine...handle taste. :lol:

Calleigh: Oh I want one.
Don't wanna rub it in, but she agrees with me. AGAIN.

Calleigh: *sigh* I'll kick his butt.

Horatio: He left with my hammer.

Ho ho...yeah...not good.

Great part Miss C! (I love how Ethan and Cal have established a relationship. :) )
 
YEAHHHHHHH...Sorry I'm late but woooooHOOOO new thread :) *grabs a glass*

well, what's happening *reads thread* Oh my word-Flipping Amazing....so so so funny I don't think I can do my usual quote and review otherwise I'd take up 3 pages all to myself :lol: :lol: so much to talk about.

Yeeeee Eric and Jess have a kid-Congrats guys...she is so so cute!!!And Eric is such a great day-Alena is one smart kid too.Wow it is going to have to become a crime lab/daycare centre isn't it??

but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hummerhome falling apart :( but they are fixing it woooHHHOOOO (sorry for all the wooo things-its all just very exciting plus I think I put too much sugar on my cereal :rolleyes:)

Great start to the new thread Geni-looking forward to more already
 
Horatio: So saying 'before it's too late' won't make sense because we're the heros therefore it'll never be too late.

Speed: Exactly.
*nods* Makes perfect sense to me.

Horatio: *climbs onto roof* Oh man I feel like a monkey. Climbing feels great! *raises fists*
Teehee. I love monkey's :D

Alena: COLOR!
*gasp* Geni! You should know better than that! It's colour! :lol:

Speed: ....No. My sentence was meant to be the exact opposite
Sigh. Oh the sarcasm. I love it :D

This was great, Geni! Can't wait for more :D
 
DragonflyDreamer said
*gasp* Geni! You should know better than that! It's colour! :lol:

You'll notice, the Australian/Canadian characters will say 'colour' and the American characters say 'color'. :lol:

*starts to quote Lucas* Always play with their minds. :p

:lol:

Blues Clues

Lounge

Alena: BLUE!

Calleigh: *walks in* Oh you're watchin' Blues Clues?

Alena: *giggles*

Ethan: *runs in*

Cait: Ethan, mum said no running.

Ethan: NO!

Cait: *sigh* She's gonna be mad.

Ethan: *kicks Cait*

Cait: OW!

Calleigh: Ethan, don't kick your sister.

Ethan: NO! *slaps Calleigh*

Calleigh: OW!

Ethan: *snickers*

Calleigh: That was not necessary. Say you're sorry.

Ethan: NO!

Calleigh: Yes.

Ethan: NO!

Calleigh: Yes.

Ethan: NO!

Calleigh: Yes!

Ethan: NO! NO! NO! *stomps foot*

Alena: *covers ears*

Ethan: NO! NO! NO! NO! *starts screaming*

Calleigh: *covers ears*

Cait: *shakes head*

Halls

Katie: *stops walking* ...Someone sounds angry.

Anni: *walks over* Who's dying in the lounge?

Katie: Sounds like a little kid.

Anni: Well Carly and Jess brought their kids over today.

Katie: Oh fun. I should pop in and say hi when the tantrums are over.

Anni: *laughs* Yeah.

Katie: So what about you?

Anni: ...What about me?

Katie: Are you ever going to have kids?

Anni: Not that I know of.

Katie: Why? You can join in on all of the fun! And CAR POOLING!

Anni: ...Don't live through your friends, Katie.

Katie: You think I want a minivan? No way. *elbows Anni* Sooo...*smiles* You want kids?

Anni: We decided not to.

Katie: We, as in you and Speed.

Anni: Yes.

Katie: And you both decided this together.

Anni: Yeah.

Katie: When?

Anni: None of your business.

Katie: Wow he sure has you tight-lipped.

Anni: It isn't a big deal.

Katie: Alright, fine.

Anni: *looking at folder*

Katie: ...So how was the honeymoon?

Anni: *looks at Katie*

Katie: What? You've been gone forever and I spent the year in Italy.

Anni: *frowns*

Katie: I just want to know how it was. I'm not asking for details.

Anni: *looks back down at folder* It was fine.

Katie: ...Fine.

Anni: You didn't want details so I'm not giving any.

Katie: Yeah but you could give me something.

Anni: We had a nice time.

Katie: ...WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU!

Anni: What do you want me to say?

Katie: I don't know! You just don't sound very convinced that it was fun.

Anni: What does it matter to you?

Katie: I'm curious.

Anni: Get un-curious.

Katie: I can't.

Speed: *walks over* Hey ladies.

Katie: How was your honeymoon?

Speed: ...Excuse me?

Anni: Don't mind her, she's just being curious.

Katie: *smiling*

Speed: *lifts brow*

Katie: What? No one will tell me anything around here.

Speed: Maybe it's because you don't need to know.

Katie: *rolls eyes*

Speed: Anni, I'll meet you for dinner.

Anni: Okay.

Speed: *walks away*

Katie: Oooh DINNER.

Anni: *slaps Katie*

Katie: Ow.

Trace Lab

Speed: *walks in* Hey.

Delko: Hey.

Speed: What are you working on?

Delko: I have to finish up this case before I help H with the rest of the Hummerhome. I saw you, Katie and Anni talking in the hall. Ooh.

Speed: So?

Delko: It wasn't weird?

Speed: No.

Delko: Oh.

Speed: Why would it be weird?

Delko: It wouldn't.

Speed: Then why'd you say it?

Delko: I say stupid things.

Speed: I know.

Delko: Hey man, sorry about getting all mad at you before in the garage about Alena.

Speed: It's okay. I should have watched my language.

Delko: Well then we're both sorry.

Speed: Yeah.

Delko: Kids are great, you know. *laughs* The other day, Alena was trying to tie her shoelaces and ended up tying both of her shoes together. I caught her before she tumbled down the steps.

Speed: Congratulations.

Delko: It's kind of cute how she takes one of my ball caps and turns it into her own makeshift steering wheel and pretends she's driving.

Speed: Eric.

Delko: Yeah?

Speed: Either finish the Trace or leave.

Delko: What's your problem?

Speed: Look, Calleigh was bothering me about kids, you're bothering me about kids, and Anni with her kid stuff.

Delko: Anni?

Speed: She wants a baby.

Delko: Oh...I thought you both decided that it wasn't happening.

Speed: Yeah, well it's not.

Delko: Why not?

Speed: We are not discussing this.

Delko: You brought it up.

Speed: You asked.

Delko: I said "Anni?" I didn't say "Hey how's the marriage going?"

Speed: The marriage is fine.

Delko: Did she tell you she wanted kids?

Speed: No. I read it.

Delko: You can read her mind now?

Speed: She has a journal.

Delko *gasp* Oooh you broke the cardinal rule about women. Never EVER read their journals.

Speed: I stumbled across it. And besides, it's just a journal. She can put whatever she wants in it.

Delko: Did she say anything about me?

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: Sorry, I was just curious.

Speed: *sigh* Why do I get the feeling 'kids' are going to be a popular theme?

Delko: Because everything you hate jumps up and bites you in the ass.

Speed: Funny.

TBC................
 
Sigh. Oh the sarcasm. I love it :D

Hey, that's what Speed is! Well, part of him. Most of him.

Ethan: NO! *slaps Calleigh*
WOAH woah woah there kiddo! Too far.

Delko *gasp* Oooh you broke the cardinal rule about women. Never EVER read their journals.
OH! OH NO! RUN SPEED RUN! She figures out, your dead. Well, brutally wounded. It'g gonnaget fiesty over there...( now i can't wait for the next part!)

Delko: Because everything you hate jumps up and bites you in the ass.

Speed: Funny.
:lol: Good one Eric! XD

Great part Miss C! Hoping for more soon!
 
Haha...Speed hates kids so much, although I am a kid (legally) and I hate being hated by Speed...this is so funny Geni, and I'm too lazy to quote the whole thing and comment on every little thing although I'd like to, but really, really great job. :D Keep up the amazing work!
 
Alena: BLUE!

Calleigh: *walks in* Oh you're watchin' Blues Clues?

Alena: *giggles*
AWWWWWWWWWW My little girl watches Blues Clues! It's like, a lab tradition, all the kids have to Blues Clues lol I love it, she's so adorable, and ETHAN IS A LITTLE DEVIL! I told you Carly! You need to get control of your child before he kills my daughter......

Delko: Kids are great, you know. *laughs* The other day, Alena was trying to tie her shoelaces and ended up tying both of her shoes together. I caught her before she tumbled down the steps.

Speed: Congratulations.

Delko: It's kind of cute how she takes one of my ball caps and turns it into her own makeshift steering wheel and pretends she's driving.
AWWWWWWW come on Speed, she's your goddaughter! You're supposed to love her just like you would your own daughter...sheesh! But AWWWWWWWWWWW Eric is such a good father, see? He worried about all that stuff for nothing! He's such an ADORABLE father, he's so proud of his daughter and it is the cutest thing in the world! AWWWWWWWWw

Wow, Anni wants kids huh? That's interesting, now Speed doesn't want kids, uhhh can I say role reverse? lol I love this Geni, you're doing a great job, update soon!
 
Yeah, let's face it. Speed hates kids except his own. ONLY when he's seperated from them an unbearably long time. But when you see you kids everyday...thbppth.
 
:lol:

Got To Open My Eyes

Hummerhome, CSI Garage

Horatio: Okay, gun rack over the driver's seat. Perfect.

Calleigh: I really don't think that should be there.

Horatio: Where's Eric and Speed?

Calleigh: I told them you wanted to see them.

Horatio: Ah good. *picks up hammer, smashes window*

Calleigh: *flinches*

Horatio: I want tinted, reflective, bulletproof windows.

Calleigh: ...I don't think they sell those.

Speed: *walks in* You wanted to see us?

Delko: *holding Alena* Sorry, we just came back from lunch.

Horatio: No worries. And yes I wanted to see you. See those windows? They need to go.

Speed: Why?

Horatio: To make way for the new windows.

Delko: What was wrong with the old ones?

Alena: UGLY!

Horatio: That's right. She's a thinker.

Speed: How ironic.

Delko: *frowns*

Horatio: So both of you need to get to work and replace the windows.

Speed: They were fine before.

Horatio: This is your chance to break things. Beat up the sides too, I need to replace the panels.

Speed: *grabs crowbar* Alright.

Delko: Should I take Alena out?

Calleigh: Where's Jess?

Delko: She wasn't feeling well so she went home. Josh also came and picked up Ethan and Cait, took them home too.

Calleigh: So we're stuck with your little one huh? *smiles* Great!

Alena: *smiles*

Speed: *hitting side panels with crowbar*

Horatio: 'Atta boy!

Speed: *looks at Horatio*

Horatio: Um...Carry on.

Speed: *hitting side panels*

Alena: *leans head on Eric's chest*

Calleigh: Oh she's such a darling little thing! I just want to pinch her cheeks!

Delko: *backs up* Yeah I don't think so.

Calleigh: *laughs* Well I wasn't actually going to or anything.

Delko: *narrows eyes*

Calleigh: I wasn't! But her cute eyes, and her button nose, and her pretty hair is just so...*squeals* And oh that little dress is so cute on her. And that little bow in her hair! *jumps up and down*

Speed: *smashing side panels*

Delko: Cal, I think we got the point.

Calleigh: And she's all yours! OH goodness that's so cute.

Speed: *hitting panels harder*

Calleigh: I wonder what she'll be like when she's older. OH! She can be a doctor! OR! OH! A lawyer! Make her a lawyer!

Speed: *smashes a hole through Hummerhome*

Everyone: *looks at Speed*

Speed: ...Uh...Is that good enough?

Horatio: It's fine...

Speed: *nods*

Alena: *sighs*

Calleigh: *whispers* Awwww she's asleep!

Delko: *smiles*

Speed: *sits in dinette* Am I finished H?

Horatio: For now. *digging through toolbox* Eric I need you to help me get the windows out in the back.

Delko: I have a kid here.

Calleigh: Give her to Tim. He's already sitting.

Speed: What? No.

Delko: It's only for a few minutes. *places Alena in Speed's lap*

Speed: *staring at Eric*

Delko: ...You're supposed to hold her here. So she doesn't fall.

Speed: I'm not an idiot.

Delko: Shh, don't wake her up.

Speed: *holds Alena*

Alena: *burries head in Speed's chest*

Speed: *frown fades*

Delko: *walks to back room*

Horatio: *walks to back room, carrying tool box*

Calleigh: *sits on couch* She's adorable.

Speed: *looks at watch* Are they going to be back there forever?

Calleigh: They just got there.

Speed: I know.

Calleigh: Stop panicking.

Speed: I'm not.

Calleigh: Tim, you'll have to face it. Children are part of our lives now.

Speed: I know that.

Alena: *hugs Speed*

Calleigh: *smiles*

Speed: ...

Calleigh: What?

Speed: *clears throat* Um...Nothing.

Calleigh: Alright then.

Window is heard smashing in back room

Alena: *opens eyes*

Calleigh: Ooh she's awake.

Alena: *looks around*

Calleigh: I can see the waterworks now. Get ready to cover your ears.

Alena: TIMMY! Hee.

Speed: *lifts brow*

Calleigh: Or...Not.

Alena: *jumps off Speed's lap, runs to Calleigh* Cal! Cal!

Calleigh: What?

Alena: *grabs Calleigh's hand* I go.

Calleigh: You're not going anywhere.

Alena: You go!

Calleigh: Where?

Alena: Um...*scratches head* ...I forgotted.

Calleigh: *laughs*

Alena: *turns around* TIMMY!

Speed: *sigh* What.

Alena: Hi. *waves*

Speed: Hey.

Alena: *places hands on hips* SMILE!

Speed: I don't really feel like it.

Alena: *runs over, grabs Speed's hand* Come on.

Speed: No.

Calleigh: Oh Tim.

Alena: *yanks Speed's hand* GO!

Speed: Where.

Alena: I dunno...*crinkles nose*

Calleigh: I think she forgot again.

Speed: This kid sure has Eric's memory.

Alena: *giggles*

Speed: And obviously his understanding of insults.

Back room

Delko: *looks through broken window* Hmm...That should have broken more evenly.

Horatio: *picks glass out of hair* Why don't we just use explosives next time?

Delko: CAN WE?!

Horatio: I want to fix the Hummerhome, not destroy it some more.

Delko: But you said-

Horatio: Forget what I said. Knock out the rest of the window.

Delko: Then what?

Horatio: Then put the new one in.

Delko: Where's the new one?

Horatio: I..Wait...

Delko: *looks out onto floor* I think you already replaced the ones in here H.

Horatio: ...That window costs 400 dollars.

Delko: And look at all of the 400 dollars spread around the floor. *laughs*

Horatio: We *puts on shades* Need to coordinate this better.

Delko: No you need to coordinate this better.

TBC...........
 
speed_cochrane said:
Horatio: That's right. She's a thinker.

Speed: How ironic.

Delko: *frowns*
Haha! So funny, and Delko got it!
speed_cochrane said:
Horatio: So both of you need to get to work and replace the windows.

Speed: They were fine before.

Horatio: This is your chance to break things. Beat up the sides too, I need to replace the panels.

Speed: *grabs crowbar* Alright.
I love Speedy! He's so destructive... :D
speed_cochrane said:
Calleigh: So we're stuck with your little one huh? *smiles* Great!

Alena: *smiles*

Speed: *hitting side panels with crowbar*

Horatio: 'Atta boy!

Speed: *looks at Horatio*

Horatio: Um...Carry on.

Speed: *hitting side panels*

Alena: *leans head on Eric's chest*

Calleigh: Oh she's such a darling little thing! I just want to pinch her cheeks!

Delko: *backs up* Yeah I don't think so.

Calleigh: *laughs* Well I wasn't actually going to or anything.

Delko: *narrows eyes*

Calleigh: I wasn't! But her cute eyes, and her button nose, and her pretty hair is just so...*squeals* And oh that little dress is so cute on her. And that little bow in her hair! *jumps up and down*

Speed: *smashing side panels*

Delko: Cal, I think we got the point.

Calleigh: And she's all yours! OH goodness that's so cute.

Speed: *hitting panels harder*

Calleigh: I wonder what she'll be like when she's older. OH! She can be a doctor! OR! OH! A lawyer! Make her a lawyer!

Speed: *smashes a hole through Hummerhome*

Everyone: *looks at Speed*

Speed: ...Uh...Is that good enough?

Horatio: It's fine...

Speed: *nods*
:lol:
speed_cochrane said:
Speed: *holds Alena*

Alena: *burries head in Speed's chest*

Speed: *frown fades*
Ahhhh...he doesn't completely hates kids... how sweet :)
speed_cochrane said:
Alena: *places hands on hips* SMILE!

Speed: I don't really feel like it.
SMILE SPEED! Smile for the kid...:D
speed_cochrane said:
Alena: *runs over, grabs Speed's hand* Come on.

Speed: No.

Calleigh: Oh Tim.

Alena: *yanks Speed's hand* GO!

Speed: Where.

Alena: I dunno...*crinkles nose*

Calleigh: I think she forgot again.

Speed: This kid sure has Eric's memory.

Alena: *giggles*

Speed: And obviously his understanding of insults.
LMAO. Good one Geni.

Great job! I love how you're writing these so fast, so I can get RT twice a day! Thanks, and keep up the great work. :)
 
Speed: *holds Alena*

Alena: *burries head in Speed's chest*

Speed: *frown fades*

I KNEW IT! He so totally loves her, he has to, I mean, he loves kids. He won't admit it, but he loves them. This one is no different. Awwwwwwwwww she' so friggin adorable that even I want to pinch her cheeks, and she's not even real lol.

Alena: *places hands on hips* SMILE!
YOU GO GIRL! Way to demand a smile out of our seeminly child-hating Speedster. She's a cutie, meeeeh I can't get over it I just want to hug her to no end! lol. I hope we have very good times as a family, and I hope she turns out to be something great. Awesome update Geni, I loved it, update soon pleeeeeaaasseee!!!
 
Muaha. :)

Thin Roads

Lab, Halls

Katie: *looking down at folder*

Speed: *walking down hall*

Katie: *bumps into Speed* Ah! *spills coffee*

Speed: I'm sorry.

Katie: No, no it's okay. I'm sorry. *picks up paper*

Speed: *kneels, grabs paper*

Katie: I didn't see you.

Speed: Yeah I'm pretty hard to miss. I mean, I was the only one in the hall.

Katie: Where have you been all day?

Speed: I could ask you the same thing.

Katie: I was working.

Speed: So was I.

Katie: *stands*

Speed: *stands*

Alena: *runs over* TIMMY!

Speed: *angry sigh*

Katie: You're watching her?

Speed: Eric and Calleigh had a court date.

Katie: *smiles* Ooh hinky.

Speed: Funny.

Alena: *grabs Speed's hand*

Katie: Hi Alena.

Alena: *waves shyly*

Katie: Aw, what a cutie.

Speed: Yeah real cute. Listen, would you mind watching her for a few minutes?

Katie: *laughs* Oh you're not going to pin a child on me.

Speed: But you're such a good mother.

Katie: Well I'm not hers. I'm...No one's. *looks down at floor*

Speed: Oh God. I'm sorry.

Katie: It's okay.

Speed: Really, I am sorry.

Katie: Tim, stop apologizing. You've been apologizing for two years.

Alena: *straightens out skirt* Good again.

Katie: *smirks*

Speed: *places hands in pockets*

Anni: *runs over* I HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER!

Katie: What is it?

Anni: Whoa, what's wrong with you? You get hit in the face?

Katie: No.

Anni: Oh, well you're all teary.

Katie: Bad tacos.

Anni: I've been there.

Katie: So you had an idea?

Anni: Yeah. We should make a football field on the roof!

Speed/Katie: ...

Anni: Okay so I've had better ideas. I mean, all we'd need is some sod and a football.

Speed: Why do you want a football field on the roof?

Anni: Just to say that we have one. I've always wanted to read my name in the Guiness Book of World Records.

Katie: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll make it for the most consecutive bad ideas.

Speed: *smirks*

Anni: Wipe that smirk off your face.

Speed: *clears throat* Sorry.

Anni: You guys suck. *walks away*

Katie: *laughs*

Alena: *sits on floor, ties shoes*

Katie: You look good, Tim.

Speed: You too.

Katie: *hugs Speed* Great to see you again.

Speed: How was Italy?

Katie: It was humid. And listen, sorry about the whole honeymoon questions. I was just trying to give Anni a hard time.

Speed: She knows that.

Katie: So what did you do the whole time I was gone? Miss me?

Speed: I wouldn't go that far.

Katie: *laughs*

Speed: *nods*

Katie: Um...I have to get back to work but it was great seeing you again.

Speed: You too.

Katie: *walks away*

Alena: I DID IT!

Speed: *looks at Alena*

Alena: I TIED IT!

TBC.................
 
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