Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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I'm going to be very brief because Supernatural's on in five minutes. That was bloody GREAT! I absolutely loved it Geni and 'Gay' Delko is so funny. Wow, I was a little confused, but then it's like okay, I get it. (the anni josh conspiracy I mean). you are amazing Geni!
PS, anyone here hang out in the CSI:NY threads? I'm wondering if I know anyone going on the LA trip. thanks! [/ot]
 
*hands Colton and Hunter some cotton candy* :D

*huggles Still_RIP_Speed*

Oh and don't worry Hunter, people only like me online as well. I'm a bit of a freak everywhere else. :lol:

Strange Affairs

Interrogation room

Horatio: *places down folder*

Jordy: ...What.

Horatio: That's a gun. We found it in your locker.

Jordy: I was holding it for a friend.

Horatio: You were holding it...For a friend, here's what I think. You shot Tina Juarez with that gun and then you cut her up to hide the bullet wound.

Jordy: *shakes head* No.

Horatio: You ever go out to the Glades?

Jordy: No, I hate gators.

Horatio: May I see your shoes?

Jordy: Why?

Horatio: Because I asked you.

Jordy: Get a warrant.

Horatio: *smirks*

Jordy: I don't have time for this. I'm supposed to be at hockey practice. My coach is going to kill me.

Horatio: Your coach can wait.

Jordy: Coach Connor can't wait. The last time I was late, he busted my ass. I can't believe we still have him hanging around, he was supposed to stay strictly with the football team but OH NO he had to coach hockey too.

Horatio: Does he have access to your skates?

Jordy: Yeah. He has access to everything.

Horatio: Did he know Tina?

Jordy: I don't know. I'm assuming he did, I mean...He coached the football team.

Horatio: *nods* So who was the friend you were holding the gun for?

Jordy: No one.

Horatio: No one.

Jordy: I can't say his name.

Horatio: Is it coach Connor?

Jordy: No.

Horatio: I think you're not telling me something son.

Jordy: *looks down at table*

Horatio: Is the coach blackmailing you?

Jordy: No. Look man, I have to go. *leaves*

Horatio: *frowns*

Highschool, Coach's office

Horatio: *looking at trophies*

Connor: *walks in* Lieutenant. The office said you wanted to speak with me. I just want you to know that I'm cooperating fully with your investigation.

Horatio: How commendable.

Connor: What did you need?

Horatio: I need to see the bottoms of your shoes please.

Connor: The bottoms of my shoes? What for?

Horatio: You know what for so come on.

Connor: *staring at Horatio*

Horatio: Let's go.

Connor: *runs for door*

Two patrol cops stand in doorway

Horatio: *turns around, takes off shades* The shoes, coach.

Connor: *frowns*

Horatio: *stares at Connor*

Connor: *takes off shoes*

Horatio: Put them on the desk please.

Connor: *places shoes on desk*

Horatio: *pulls out latex gloves, slips them on, grabs shoe*

Connor: *rolls eyes*

Horatio: *tilts head to the side*

Connor: Are you finished?

Horatio: You seem to have some vegetation trapped in your shoes, coach.

Connor: I live near the Glades.

Horatio: *looks at Connor*

Connor: It doesn't mean I'm a murderer.

Horatio: I guess we're about to find out.

Ballistics, half hour later

Horatio: *walks in* Calleigh, the gun please.

Calleigh: *lifts head from microscope* I compared these bullets to the one pulled out of the girl, they're a match.

Horatio: Okay who's the gun registered to?

Calleigh: It's still running.

Horatio: You find any prints on the gun?

Calleigh: They were smudged. Someone probably wiped the gun down after the murder.

Horatio: So there was afterthought.

Calleigh: Sometimes people will do that in the heat of the moment.

Horatio: Mhm, which brings me to this next question. *lifts gun* What...Are these?

Calleigh: It looks like scorched material. I sent a sample to Trace. Someone must have wiped down the barrel and gun with their sleeve after the shooting. It burned the sleeve, and left traces of the material.

Speed: *walks in*

Horatio: You got something for me Speed?

Speed: *hands over paper* Trace on the gun was silk and a combination of polyester and some kind of jersey material.

Horatio: Like on the kind of clothing that a sports team wears.

Speed: Yeah.

Horatio: A wide range of suspects.

Computer beeps

Calleigh: *smiles* Not anymore.

Horatio: Coach Connor.

Interrogation room

Horatio: *looking out window*

Connor: ...Can we speed this up? I have a game in *lifts arm* 20 minutes.

Horatio: That's a nice track suit.

Connor: Yeah, it is.

Horatio: I noticed it's burned on the sleeve.

Connor: I smoke.

Horatio: Mhm. You smoke, yet your teeth are perfect and white.

Connor: So?

Horatio: So they're fake, aren't they?

Connor: *laughs* What I'm the first young guy in Miami to get false teeth? This is the plastic surgery captial of the world.

Horatio: You're right it is.

Connor: *nods*

Horatio: And unfortunately for you, it's not a good thing.

Connor: *stares at Horatio*

Horatio: *walks over, places folder on table* That is your gun with your jacket fibers on the barrel. It happened when you tried to wipe the prints off. The barrel was still hot, and burned your clothing.

Connor: This is ridiculous. That gun was never to leave the school.

Horatio: Well it did.

Connor: *frowns*

Horatio: So what do you have on him?

Connor: Nothing.

Horatio: *shakes head* Nothing.

Connor: He probably took the gun and shot Tina with it. Then he beat her with the skates.

Horatio: Interesting that you mention the skates, because I haven't released the details of Tina's murder.

Connor: ...

Horatio: You shot her while she was running. And then you attacked her with your fake teeth, and then stabbed her.

Connor: No. Jordy stabbed her.

Horatio: I'm listening.

Connor: We were at my house. I was getting Jordy's new jersey, and Tina was with him. I keep the jersey's stockpiled at my place for safety so that no one can steal them. He picked that time to tell her that he was breaking up with her.

Horatio: Why was he breaking up with her?

Connor: Because he found someone else.

Horatio: And you thought that was your big chance to have Tina all to yourself.

Connor: No. Of course not, it's against the rules.

Horatio: You shot a young girl in the Glades and left her to the gators, rules should be the least of your problems.

Connor: Jordy stabbed her over and over again. He killed her. I bolted.

Horatio: After you shot and attacked her.

Connor: She was running and she was going to tell the administration that Jordy was...

Horatio: What?

Connor: He was dating a teacher.

Horatio: And you knew about the relationship.

Connor: I work with these boys every day. I'm like a counsellor to them, they tell me everything. Tina was going to go to the school and ruin Jordy's hockey career. *shakes head* He's the best player on the team.

Horatio: Well he's certainly not going to be playing on anymore teams. And you're going to be charged with murder and the desecration of a corpse.

Connor: I slipped in the Glades, my mouth was open. It was disgusting, I fell on a dead person.

Horatio: *closes folder*

Connor: I can't believe she was about to ruin Jordy's life.

Horatio: And I can't believe....You ruined hers.

Connor: *shakes head*

Horatio: *places on shades, leaves*

Patrol cops walk in

TBC..............
 
*hugs Geni until she backs up and bolts* I. LOVE. YOU. SO. MUCH.
Ok, so I need to get a life. But that was awesome! Like, superH, 1000%! To the max! I love you Geni, that was SOOOO awesome. Wow. I am content now. So much Horatio, like, overload (not really) wow. GREAT UPDATE!

I'm wondering if I know anyone going on the LA trip. thanks!
LA trip? I live in LA, so please can you give the details if it's something I should know about?

Anyways...great update Geni. So much H! *huggles again* Thank you for making my evening. Have a great one yourself! :)
 
That was a great update, Geni! Take notice Devil-oops, I meant Devine :rolleyes:, and Donahue, this is what great writing looks like!!! Geni, you have reinstilled my faith in Horatio with the awesome way you restored his kickassness(well, RT Horatio anyway, the show Horatio still remains to be seen...). Fantastic work as always, Geni. Update soon :)
 
Ooo, the coach! Man oh man, am I glad that the sports we play over here aren't that competative. Or that we have ice hockey *runs from the Canadians again :p*

Haha, that was so Horatio...all:
Connor: I can't believe she was about to ruin Jordy's life.

Horatio: And I can't believe....You ruined hers.

Connor: *shakes head*

Horatio: *places on shades, leaves*
I was kinda waiting for "Won't Get Fooled Again" to play...or since this is the RT and it's "CSI: Pensacola", maybe "Always Get Warned Again" by The What would play :p...yes, I do remember that :lol:

*wishes she had cotton candy (or as we call it, 'fairy floss'*

please update soon!
 
Everyone seems happy tonight. Excellent. :D

*grabs Carly* You can't run forever! :devil:

Anni! *huggles* I'm glad I could capture Horatio the way he's supposed to be. :lol:

You Came Around

New York, next day, 5pm

Josh: Eric, seriously stop with the mini bar. I get it, you wanted peanuts.

Delko: Hey they're honey roasted. You want some? *offers jar*

Josh: No I'm good, thanks.

Delko: You have to reap the benefits of hotel rooms.

Josh: You're not the one paying for the overpriced nuts.

Delko: ...You're an overpriced nut.

Cellphone rings

Delko: *opens phone* Pizza Hut, how can I help you?

Jess: Not funny.

Delko: Sorry. Hey, how's it going?

Jess: We need to talk.

Delko: About what?

Jess: Look, I know you're mad at me and that's the reason you haven't been home in a while. I just want to say that I'm sorry and that Josh is an ugly perv.

Delko: ...I'm not mad at you. I'm in New York.

Jess: What? Why?

Delko: ...I forgot to tell you, didn't I?

Jess: Tell me what?

Delko: I came up to New York with Josh.

Jess: ...Oh great you're having an affair?

Delko: What? NO! No, of course not. We're looking for his sister.

Jess: So you're not mad at me? You just left?

Delko: Well actually I put Josh up to the whole thing with you.

Jess: ...Why.

Delko: So that you wouldn't ask questions when I left. And look, I was right.

Jess: Eric, this is the stupidest thing you've ever done.

Delko: I was going to tell you when I got back.

Jess: And when were you planning on getting back?

Delko: Someday.

Jess: Someday isn't going to cut it. UGH you're so..UGH!

Click

Josh: What'd she say?

Delko: I'm 'ugh'.

Josh: I was thinking the very same.

Delko: Good, keep it that way.

Josh: *salutes*

Miami Lab

Katie: *looking through microscope*

Riley: *walks in* Hey reception said I could find you here.

Katie: *looks up* You aren't supposed to be back here.

Riley: I needed to talk to you.

Katie: About what?

Riley: You said if I ever needed anything...

Katie: Sure. What do you need?

Riley: A mother.

Katie: ...Your mother's in jail.

Riley: She's not my mom.

Katie: She has been your whole life.

Riley: Look, this fits. There's some kind of connection with you.

Katie: ...And when did you suddenly realize this?

Riley: After dinner the other night. I understood what you were trying to do. I actually understood someone.

Katie: *nods slowly*

Riley: I mean, it's not like I don't understand plain english but I never really understood the morals of my parents, and then I met you and I get you. I mean, I actually get you. It's like...Well I know we're related but it's so obvious.

Katie: Um...You didn't find a stash of drugs somewhere, did you?

Riley: *laughs* No. Mom, I belong here.

Katie: *lifts brow* So I'm 'mom' now.

Riley: Only if you don't have a problem with it.

Katie: *smiles* No, of course not.

Riley: Would it be completely inappropriate to give you a hug?

Katie: Go right ahead.

Riley: *hugs Katie*

Katie: AH! Wow that's some grip.

Riley: *hugs tighter* I finally found someone I can relate to.

Katie: Well I'm glad for you.

Riley: *lets go* Sorry for just bargin' in here and sayin' all that stuff but MAN I'm glad to finally feel comfortable with someone.

Katie: You haven't before?

Riley: I never trusted anyone before.

Katie: Wow...I feel kind of honored now.

Riley: *laughs*

Katie: I get the feeling you don't let off a lot of steam usually.

Riley: No, not really.

Katie: Well I'm here if you want to let off more steam.

Riley: Oh good. Because I can't stand being in a cramped apartment with a psycho woman anymore.

Katie: Are you asking to stay with me?

Riley: ...Maybe...If you'll take me.

Katie: Well until I find a place I'm living with a friend. I'm sure she wouldn't mind you staying.

Riley: Oh great!

Katie: I'll drive you there after work.

Riley: Thanks.

TBC...............
 
I'm psycho woman... Okay, yea i am, but really, was I really that bad, Riley? Glad to see that Riley finally made a connection to Katie. It was needed. But I can't help but get this eerie feeling that something is about to go down in the Speedle house hold... I don't know, but it's nagging at me. Hope I'm just delusional or something...Again, stating the obvious:rolleyes: :D

Great update , Geni!
 
Woooooooooooooo The Real Horatio Caine has been found...man did he kick some Criminal Ass-Thank YOu Geni...I've been wondering where he had gone for a while but Geni found him woo hooooo

naughty Delko he didn't tell Jess...but seriously Jess the dumbest thing he's ever done???hmmmmm I could list a few others, hot pepper sauce in the eye, getting high on paint fumes etc etc :lol: But what can we say-thats Delko and we love him for it!!!

But awwwwwwww Riely and Katie-YAY...Katie has a kid again woo hoo and YEEEEEE thats so cool-but someone actually connecting with Katie??!?!?!Man alive (JK :lol:)

but I defo agree with you Anni...something in the speedle household is about to go downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn down down...the smell of trouble is getting stronger by the day

Looking forward to more Geni :D
 
Geni, you captured Horatio perfectly!

Aww. Riley called Katie 'mom'. That's so cute. But who's the friend Katie's staying with?

Wonderful work, as always! Can't wait for more :D
 
*hands Colton and Hunter some cotton candy*

*takes cotton candy* Thank you! *smiles* :D


Oh and don't worry Hunter, people only like me online as well. I'm a bit of a freak everywhere else.
A thing in commen! *hugs the breath out of Geni*

Horatio: *places down folder*

Jordy: ...What.

Horatio: That's a gun. We found it in your locker.

Jordy: I was holding it for a friend.

That's what everybody says!! Argh!


Calleigh: *smiles* Not anymore.

Horatio: Coach Connor.

.....Isn't that a movie? ( :lol: )

Connor: I slipped in the Glades, my mouth was open. It was disgusting, I fell on a dead person.

*laughs* Yeah. Right....

Thanks for the ENTIRE Horatio part! *hugs Geni again*


Delko: You have to reap the benefits of hotel rooms.

Oh my God that's what i do!!

Have yuo ever seen that one episode of Friends?? :lol: With Ross and....Chandler or Joey, in a hotel room, and they just get EVERYTHING. Even the lighbulbs.

But i always get the battries. *snicker*


Click

Josh: What'd she say?

Delko: I'm 'ugh'.

Josh: I was thinking the very same.

Delko: Good, keep it that way.

Josh: *salutes*

:lol: :lol: /5

He salutes?? :lol:


Riley: Would it be completely inappropriate to give you a hug?

Katie: Go right ahead.

Riley: *hugs Katie*
*wants to join in hug*


Katie: AH! Wow that's some grip.

Somthing I can relate too! Everyone i hug says a crush their ribs too much.

Grrrreat update! S.
 
The friend that Katie is staying with is Carly. :p

I'm glad I captured Horatio well. :D

And Hunter, 'Coach Carter' is a movie. :)

You'll See

Miami Lab

Carly: *walks over* You needed to see me.

Horatio: How many years were you a CSI in Australia?

Carly: Five years.

Horatio: And in your five year career there, have you ever known a cop to be a killer?

Carly: One. Why?

Horatio: *hands over folder*

Carly: *looks down* ...

Horatio: I recieved a call this morning.

Carly: There's a badge on the floor of the crime scene.

Horatio: We ran the badge number. It's Calleigh's.

Carly: *looks at Horatio* You don't think she killed someone.

Horatio: It's all over the news. They haven't released Calleigh's name, and we haven't found the victim apart from the bloody crime scene but IAB is all over it. I need you to work the case.

Carly: Sure.

Horatio: I need you to work on the notion that she's guilty.

Carly: Are you kidding me? I know she didn't do this.

Horatio: And that's exactly why you're going to take the second stance on this crime scene. IAB will be watching every move you make, so if you show a personal bias, it's over.

Carly: Are you asking me to work this case because I worked the one in Australia?

Horatio: I looked into your record.

Carly: You should know that the cop was found to be guilty.

Horatio: He was your husband.

Carly: More like fiancé. I don't marry killers Lieutenant.

Horatio: Duely noted.

Carly: Look, I'd rather that not get out. Josh doesn't know about him.

Horatio: Is he still in prison?

Carly: As far as I know, why?

Horatio: There's another reason I asked for you to take this case.

Carly: Which is...

Horatio: The print on the badge isn't Calleigh's. It's Todd Casey.

Carly: *frowns*

Horatio: He's from Australia and has a record.

Carly: Todd is...Dangerous. We should pick him up right away.

Horatio: The badge won't be admissible.

Carly: Why?

Horatio: It was taken to this lab and processed. Ammonia was spilled.

Carly: Someone contaminated the print.

Horatio: Someone who knows enough about law enforcement to do so.

Carly: You think he was in the lab?

Horatio: Tell you what, let's talk to Calleigh first.

Carly: *nods*

New York

Delko: *walking around city* Man I can't believe I haven't seen Josh in two days. He was supposed to call me, that jerk. *looking down at phone* Ergh, answer your phone for once.

Jess: *taps Eric's shoulder*

Delko: Not now.

Jess: When would be a good time?

Delko: *looks at Jess* AH! What! How! How did you get here!

Jess: Um I flew up.

Delko: Who's looking after Alena?

Jess: Relax, the girls have her.

Delko: What girls?

Jess: *sigh* Missy and JC.

Delko: Why are you here?

Jess: I wanted to know if you were cheating on me.

Delko: ...Why would I do that?

Jess: Because you're insane.

Delko: Hey I'm not the one who got my boobs stuck in a fence.

Jess: *frowns* That was an isolated incident.

Delko: I'm not cheating on you. Like I said, I'm here with Josh.

Jess: EW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH A MAN!

People look over

Delko: She hasn't taken her meds.

People continue to walk

Delko: Will you settle down? I'm not cheating on you.

Jess: So where's Josh?

Delko: I don't know. I've been calling him for two days and he never picked up.

Jess: Maybe he just doesn't like you.

Delko: Yeah well a minute ago you were accusing me of cheating on you with him.

Jess: I lept to conclusions.

Delko: You can help me find him then. And his sister.

Jess: He has a sister?

Delko: Yeah. *hands over picture* That's her.

Jess: *looks down at picture*

Delko: *laughs* She's hot too.

Jess: *slaps Delko*

Delko: ...Sorry.

Jess: So you guys came here to find her. Why?

Delko: She phoned Josh a while back, and said she was in trouble. I don't know how she figured out he was in Miami, but I guess she was talking to a few of Josh's friends up here.

Jess: Wasn't that family involved in a bunch of mob stuff?

Delko: Yeah. And I'm not entirely sure Kayleigh is the victim.

Jess: ...Sounds kind of like Calleigh, don't you think?

Delko: Yeah weird.

Jess: So you don't think she's in trouble.

Delko: She would have been killed by now.

Jess: Maybe she has been killed.

Delko: I don't think so. I was checking Josh's phone the other day while he went to the bathroom and I found a text message that said "WSP 10pm".

Jess: ...You go through his things when he's in the bathroom?

Delko: I haven't been able to figure out what WSP means.

Jess: Oh, you mean Washington Square Park?

Delko: ...And how would you know this?

Jess: I used to vacation in New York all the time. My parents would bring me there in the summer when they had festivals.

Delko: *blinks* So anyway I figure he's going to meet Kayleigh there.

Jess: Have you met Kayleigh before?

Delko: No, but Speed told me about her once.

Jess: Alright, let's go find Josh.

Hummerhome, CSI Garage

Missy: I can't believe we agreed to this.

JC: This is the perfect place to take care of a child.

Alena: *crossing arms*

JC: WANT A HUG?

Alena: *screams*

JC: ...*steps back* Or not.

Missy: I think she just needs to get used to us. Okay kid, GET USED TO US.

Alena: *shakes head* Stupid.

Missy: *gasp* I am not stupid.

Alena: *giggles*

Missy; OH she's cute. I want one.

JC: You need a man first.

Missy: *sigh* ...Way to ruin everything JC.

Alena: *laughs*

Missy: ACK! She's cute....For a Delko. Pfft.

Alena: HEY. *stomps foot*

Missy: Oh my gosh everything she does it cute.

Alena: *throws cup full of juice*

Missy: ...*wipes face* ...Except when she does that

JC: Okay Alena, would you like a cookie? *dangles cookie over Alena's face*

Alena: *reaches for cookie*

JC: *pulls cookie away* Whoop! Nope. *dangles cookie*

Alena: *reaches for cookie*

JC: *pulls cookie away* HA! *dangles cookie*

Alena: *jumps*

JC: *pulls cookie away* Ha, I win.

Alena: *blank stare*

JC: *stares at Alena*

Alena: *starts to cry*

Missy: Oh way to go.

JC: Nooo shhh. Shhh kid it's okay.

Alena: *crying*

JC: Oh she has one of those cute cries too. Tears EVERYWHERE. Awww I'm sorry!

Alena: *crying*

JC: Make it stop Missy.

Missy: I don't know how to turn them off. Is there some kind of magic word or something?

JC: Like...Please?

Missy: Hmm...*rubs chin* No, not that one.

JC: Then how do we make her stop?

Missy: Well not dangling anymore cookies would be a good start.

JC: You're right. Okay, how about this. WALLA WALLA WALLA!

Alena: *giggles*

JC: Oh thank the sweet H in heaven I got her to stop.

Alena: *runs over to dinette, jumps up*

Missy: Where's she goin'? Where's she goin'?

JC: I don't know.

Alena: *pulls on curtains* HA!

JC: Noo! Horatio will kill me! *grabs curtains*

Alena: *crawls under table*

JC: NO! No don't go under there!

Alena: *runs to driver's seat of Hummerhome* Hmm...*turns key*

Hummerhome starts up

Missy/JC: *look at Alena* NO!

Alena: *grabs broom, hits gas pedal*

JC: *runs* NO!

Missy: *puts hands together* Our H, who art in Miami, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Dade-County...

Hummerhome swerves out of Garage, onto road

JC: Stop! Stop driving!

Hummerhome bounces over fire hydrant

JC: *screams*

Alena: *giggles*

Missy: Give us this day our daily crime fighting skills and forgive us our sins as we forgive those who trespass into the Crime Lab...

Hummerhome swerves into traffic

JC: TO THE LEFT!

Alena: *turns wheel*

JC: TO THE RIGHT!

Alena: *turns wheel*

JC: THE OTHER RIGHT!

Alena: *turns wheel*

JC: LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!

Alena: HEE! *turning wheel*

Hummerhome bounces onto causeway

Missy: *eyes closed* Lead us not into the ocean but deliver us from the evil Delko child...

JC: STOP PRAYING! THIS IS NO TIME TO BE PRAYING!

Missy: What? Oh. My bad.

Alena: Bridge go up! *claps*

JC: BREAK! PRESS THE BREAKS!

Missy: We're going to die. We're going to die. We're going to die. Oh man we're so dead.

Alena: *jams on breaks with broom*

JC: *screams*

Hummerhome slides across bridge, and stops as the bridge panels rise

JC: *stares out window*

Missy: *clutches chest*

Alena: Bridge go boom?

JC: No bridge no go boom. Bridge is fine. No crime scene here today. No way. Nope.

Alena: *giggles*

JC: ...Let's get her away from the steering wheel.

TBC............
 
And Hunter, 'Coach Carter' is a movie.
*shrugs* Eehh close enough. :p


Carly: Five years.

Horatio: And in your five year career there, have you ever known a cop to be a killer?

Carly: One. Why?

Horatio: *hands over folder*

Carly: *looks down* ...

Horatio: I recieved a call this morning.

Carly: There's a badge on the floor of the crime scene.

Horatio: We ran the badge number. It's Calleigh's.

Carly: *looks at Horatio* You don't think she killed someone.

Horatio: It's all over the news. They haven't released Calleigh's name, and we haven't found the victim apart from the bloody crime scene but IAB is all over it. I need you to work the case.

Carly: Sure.

Horatio: I need you to work on the notion that she's guilty.

Carly: Are you kidding me? I know she didn't do this.

OH MY GOD!! Horatio would NEVER think that! *forces laughter* ....would he? *shakes head* NO HE WOULDN'T! SOMONE'S TRYING TO FRAME CAL! And anyways, Cal's smart enough to PICK UP her badge she DROPPED.


Horatio: The print on the badge isn't Calleigh's. It's Todd Casey.

MAN! I should start reading the WHOLE thing before i post my reply! What I do, is i read it for the first time, and when i read something worth commenting on, i reply to it, then keep on reading. So usually i'm not faking being surprised. :lol:

YEAH! CASEY DID IT! HA!


Horatio: It was taken to this lab and processed. Ammonia was spilled.

Ammonia!? Oh dear!

Jess: I wanted to know if you were cheating on me.

Delko: ...Why would I do that?

Jess: Because you're insane.

Delko: Hey I'm not the one who got my boobs stuck in a fence.

Jess: *frowns* That was an isolated incident.

*laughs ass off* I remember that! That was a while ago. The fence incident. :lol:

"Now they're diamond shaped!"

Or something like that...


Delko: I'm not cheating on you. Like I said, I'm here with Josh.

Jess: EW YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH A MAN!

People look over

Delko: She hasn't taken her meds.

People continue to walk

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: /5 *wipes tear away* That was great...


Delko: *laughs* She's hot too.

Jess: *slaps Delko*

Delko: ...Sorry.

*slaps Delko also; lightly of course* Your an idiot sometimes you know that? Don't day "shes hot' infront of your WIFE!! Argh! Man Eric!


Alena: *crossing arms*

JC: WANT A HUG?

Alena: *screams*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: /5 OMG that is SO me!

JC: Oh thank the sweet H in heaven I got her to stop.

What do you mean 'H in heaven'?? HORATIO IS NOT IN HEAVEN! Right now at least, he's busy on Earth. When God needs his other son, he'll call him...


Alena: *runs to driver's seat of Hummerhome* Hmm...*turns key*

Hummerhome starts up

Missy/JC: *look at Alena* NO!

Alena: *grabs broom, hits gas pedal*

JC: *runs* NO!

AHHHH!! NO!! *freaks out* OH HORATIO IN HEAVEN!! I CAN"T STOP USING CAPITAL LETTERS!!


Missy: *puts hands together* Our H, who art in Miami, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Dade-County...
*LAUGHS ASS OFF!!!* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: /5!!! OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! THAT WAS FRICKIN' HILARIOUS!! MORE MORE!


Missy: Give us this day our daily crime fighting skills and forgive us our sins as we forgive those who trespass into the Crime Lab...

*breaks multiple ribs laughing*!!


Missy: *eyes closed* Lead us not into the ocean but deliver us from the evil Delko child...

*keeps on laughing insanely hard*

I heard about the evil Delko thing. Derrick is it? Can comeone explain that thing to me please?


Hummerhome slides across bridge, and stops as the bridge panels rise

JC: *stares out window*

Missy: *clutches chest*

Alena: Bridge go boom?

JC: No bridge no go boom. Bridge is fine. No crime scene here today. No way. Nope.

Alena: *giggles*

JC: ...Let's get her away from the steering wheel.

TBC............

OMG SO GOOD! One of my TOP fav parts now!! THANKS GENI! *grovels at Geni's feet*

Horatio in Heaven up date soon!
 
Carly: There's a badge on the floor of the crime scene.

Horatio: We ran the badge number. It's Calleigh's.

Carly: *looks at Horatio* You don't think she killed someone.
NO SHE DIDN'T!
JC: Oh thank the sweet H in heaven I got her to stop.
Because H is God!
Missy: *puts hands together* Our H, who art in Miami, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Dade-County...

Hummerhome swerves out of Garage, onto road

JC: Stop! Stop driving!

Hummerhome bounces over fire hydrant

JC: *screams*

Alena: *giggles*

Missy: Give us this day our daily crime fighting skills and forgive us our sins as we forgive those who trespass into the Crime Lab...
YEAH! I love it! H is God, a CSI prayer...what could get better?
:D Love love love it!
Thanks for the update! :)
 
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