~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

I just thought of this. I couldn't think of something Mac would say that Horatio wouldn't say for Horatio to say. So I put a little CSI: NY-comes-to-Miami twist on it and now it works.

*Mac, Stella and Lindsay are in Miami helping Horatio and his team with a case that started in NY.*
Mac(to Stella): I'll get *puts on sunglasses* right on it.
*Stella sees Horatio behind Mac. Stella starts laughing and pointing to behind Mac.*
Mac: What???
Stella(still laughing: I don't think Horatio liked your impression.
*Mac slowly turns around and sees Horatio. Horatio has a very angry look on his face. Mac runs, Horatio chases. Lindsay comes up beside Stella...on Stella's right*
Lindsay: I got $10 that says Mac gets away.
Stella: Did you see the look on Horatio's face??? That's why the $10 I have says Horatio catches Mac.
Lindsay: You're on.
*They shakes hands* :devil:
 
of course H is going to catch Mac. it's a no brainer! mess with H or mock his sunnies or hummer and you'll pay!!

H:who ever said the best things in life is happeiness was an idiot! *puts on sunnies* everyone knows the best things in life are sunnies and hummers! duh!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 
H: Singing - "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..." *puts on sunnies* "I feel pretty and witty..." *puts hands on hips* "..and wiiiise!"
 
that gives me an idea.....

H:*sining* I feel pretty, oh so pretty *puts on sunnies* I feel pretty witty and Gay!!!!
Eric and Ryan:*snickers*
H:not that way you perverts!! i mean the happy kind of gay!!
Ryan and Eric::rolleyes: oooook. Sure H.
H:shut up Wolfe, Delko!! go do something!
 
H: *singing* Jingle bells,jingle bells, stetler is a FAG!Yelina: *Yelling* HERE WE F**KING GO AGAIN!GRRR!
Megan: *hugs Yelina* There,there Yelina, its all right...
 
This set of quotes involves: Yelina Salas, Megan Donner, Adele Seville, Alexx Woods, Calleigh Duquesne, Maxine Valera, Natalia Boa Vista and Erica Sykes. They're playing Truth or Dare in the break room. Truth-they have to answer truthfully when asked a question about Horatio. Dare-they have to do something that involves Horatio...like kissing him on the lips in front of everyone, putting a kick me on his back, mocking him somewhere where he can see and hear them mocking him.
Adele: Megan. Would you rather make out with Horatio here in the break room or work out with him at a gym.
Megan: Work out. I'd be afraid someone would come in here and catch us making out.
Adele: Chicken.
Megan ignores Adele calling her a chicken.
Megan: OK, my turn. Alexx, truth or dare???
Alexx: I may regret this but truth.
Megan: If Horatio pulled you in toward himself and started passionately kissing you on the lips, would you passionately kiss him back or push him away???
Alexx: First, I'd slap him for startling me. Then I'd passionately kiss him back.
Everyone snickers and giggles.
Natalia and Valera(singing): Alexx loves Horatio. Alexx loves Horatio.
Alexx: Ladies. How would you 2 each like a hard smack up side the head???
Valera: I think we struck a nerve.
Natalia: I think we did.
*Valera and Natalia giggle and high 5 each other. Alexx chases them out of the room, where they split up. Alexx goes after Valera.*
Yelina:)rolleyes:): Calleigh, come on. Let go round up the kids.
Calleigh: OK. You get Natalia. I'll get Alexx. Erica Sykes, make yourself useful and do something constructive. Find and round up Valera.
Erica: Do I have to???
Everyone else: YES!!!
Erica: Uh. :rolleyes:
 
H: *Doing society a favor and reading a poem to an 8th grade lit class* "Quoth the Raven," *Slides on sunglasses* "Nevermore."

**Poem used is 'The Raven' by Edgar Allen Poe.**
 
Horatio: This is the city, Miami, Florida. I work here. *puts on sunnies* I carry a badge. And I'm way hotter than Joe Friday ever was, so there. And my partners are way hotter too.

Eric: I see dead people!
H: Yeah so do we all
Ryan: We all see dead people!
 
that gives me an idea Mccsgirlmel.....

Eric:i see dead people.
Ryan:yeah well i see a dumb person sitting next to me.
Eric:really where? i don't see anyone. are they invisible?
Ryan:OMFG... :rolleyes: Eric you are such a dumba**.
 
*H is in the break room singing and dancing*
H: I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.
While she's deceiving me
it cuts my security.
Has she got control of me? - I turn to her and say:
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades
oh no.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no
I can't believe it!
You got it made with the guy in shades
oh no.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I car `
Forget my name while you collect your cla1
so I can
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I carim.
See the light that's right before my eyes. 1
so I can
While she's deceiving me it cuts my security
. . .
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades
oh no.
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no
I can't believe it!
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades
oh no
it can't escape you

'cus you got it made with the guy in shades
oh no.
I said: I wear my sunglasses at night.
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I said to you now: I wear my sunglasses at night

I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night.
I cry to you: I wear my sunglasses at night. I wear my sunglasses at night

*Ryan and a new lab tech are watching*
Lab tech:uh does he always do that?
Ryan:no. only on tuesdays.
Lab tech:eek:h.
Ryan:but this is nothing. you should see him on fridays....
 
H: *singing* Do your ears hang low? *puts on sunnies* Do they wobble to and fro?*puts hands on hips* can you tie them in a knot?
Frank: Can you tie them in a bow?
 
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