Thanks, I really had fun doing those. I liked your one about Stetler in drag at the Policemans Ball. And he would probably look more believable than Tim Curry did in the role since he has finer features. I had a boyfriend once who would always watch that movie whenever it came on. He said that they purposely chose an actor who would be least able to pass as a woman. Here's a couple more quotes: Valera: Next season, I'm going to be keeping my hair the same exact style for the whole season. It's going to be waist-length and blue. Ron Saris: I hate bullets! Alexx: I hate corpses! Julia: I'm really a cyborg.
I call these quotes: HORATIO IS HUNGRY Horatio(singing): Oh...I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer weiner That is what I'd truly love to be Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner then everyone would be in love with me (talking to himself): On second thought, I don't wanna be an Oscar Mayer weiner. I don't want Stetler in love with me. That's too EWW for words. Stetler: I heard that!!! Horatio: Like I care!!! (singing): My baloney has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R My baloney has a second name it M-A-Y-E-R Oh I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll say cause Oscar Mayer has way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. (brief pause) Horatio (singing): Oh, oh, oh, ice cold milk and an Oreo Cookie. They forever go together, what a classic combination. When a dark, delicious cookie meets an icy cold sensation. Like the one and only creamy, crunchy, chocolate, O-R-E-O! Calleigh: Sounds like someone with the initials H.C. is hungry. (Horatio whistles the theme song to CHiPs.) Natalia: You're right, Calleigh. He must be hungry. Now he's whistling the theme song from the show CHiPs. :rommie::devil::guffaw::lol:
:lol: I don't get why everyone's always making jokes about Stetler in drag, but that quote just came to mind because of those comments. I agree he probably would look more believable than Tim Curry... not to mention he's easier on the eyes. :lol: I've never actually seen RHPS though. Well, I think I saw like five minutes of it once, but I just couldn't really get into it. Maybe if they'd had someone other than Tim Curry I could have, I don't know... but it was just all a little too weird for me. :lol: I'm so out of it today. For some reason, I read this as Natalia instead of Valera.:lol: I was trying to picture Natalia with blue hair and I just couldn't do it. :lol: Now, Valera would probably look cool with blue hair. That I can picture. :lol: ROTFL! She looks so different from the way she did on Saved by the bell, I just have to wonder if she's had some cosmetic surgery on her face. She hardly looks like the same person. :lol: At the Horatio is hungry skit.
Horatio: Well, all I gotta say is, *puts on cracked, bloodied sunnies*, that's another fine mess you got me into, Frank. Frank: I swear on this pastel green tie they keep making me wear that it was a blank I put in the rifle, Horatio.
Horatio (lying on the ground in blood): Calleigh, are you sure this is how Penn and Teller do that bullet trick?
LMAO! Those are good. Horatio (to someone on cell phone): Just make sure all the squibs go off at once. If there's not enough blood, Saris won't buy it.
Me watching the season 6 season finale. Carolyn318(out loud to self): Ha. Ha. 5 seconds after Horatio took his sunglasses off, he got shot. Maybe he should've left them on. At that exact same moment Horatio is thinking... Horatio(thinking): Damn!!! I pull my sunglasses off and...what happens??? I get shot. If the writers don't write me off the show completely or have me paralyzed from the waist down, I'm NEVER pulling my sunglasses off again. Not even when I go to bed.
Ryan:Um..H H: What!? Ryan:What are you doin H:Im playing *sunglassess time* Grand theft Auto Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Julia:Horatio Kyle just got hit by a bus we need your help H:I cant *sunglassess time* Law & Order is on Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh Eric:you needed me H H:yes what do you get when you cross a hyena and a parrot Eric:what? H:you get*sunglassess*an animal that laughs at its own jokes
I've always wished that Horatio would say this... Frank: Well wadda ya think, Horatio? Horatio: I....*puts on sunnies*....have no idea who did it.
Calleigh is in a room playing a piano. Natalia walks in. Natalia: Hey Cal, have you had a chance to play with the lyrics I gave you? Calleigh: Yes I have! She starts playing. Natalia: Now THAT is good! Let's take it from the top. Calleigh: From the top! That sounds so musical. Natalia: Tickle the ivories, Calleigh. Calleigh starts to literally tickle the piano, laughing. Natalia: Cal, play or die! Calleigh starts playing. Natalia starts singing. Natalia: Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice...Miami is nice, Miami is nice, Miami is- wait a minute, wait a minute! You put in an extra "Miami is nice"! Calleigh: I had to, it hurts the music if it's not in. Natalia: But now the lyrics don't make any sense! It goes "Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice"! Calleigh: OH, I see your point. How about this: "Miami is nice, so I'll say it thrice"? Natalia: Thrice? Who the hell says thrice?! Calleigh: It's a word! Natalia: So is intrauterine! It does not belong in a song! She storms out of the room. Calleigh: Miami...you're cuter than...an intrauterine...