~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

GregNickRyanFan said:
:lol: I love the Natalia one. And Horatio flashing a peace sign. That image is funny. hehe.
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Thanks, I really had fun doing those. I liked your one about Stetler in drag at the Policemans Ball. And he would probably look more believable than Tim Curry did in the role since he has finer features. I had a boyfriend once who would always watch that movie whenever it came on. He said that they purposely chose an actor who would be least able to pass as a woman.

Here's a couple more quotes:

Valera: Next season, I'm going to be keeping my hair the same exact style for the whole season. It's going to be waist-length and blue.

Ron Saris: I hate bullets!

Alexx: I hate corpses!

Julia: I'm really a cyborg.
 
I call these quotes:
HORATIO IS HUNGRY

Horatio(singing): Oh...I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer weiner That is what I'd truly love to be Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner then everyone would be in love with me (talking to himself): On second thought, I don't wanna be an Oscar Mayer weiner. I don't want Stetler in love with me. That's too EWW for words.
Stetler: I heard that!!!
Horatio: Like I care!!! (singing): My baloney has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R My baloney has a second name it M-A-Y-E-R Oh I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll say cause Oscar Mayer has way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
(brief pause)
Horatio (singing): Oh, oh, oh, ice cold milk and an Oreo Cookie. They forever go together, what a classic combination. When a dark, delicious cookie meets an icy cold sensation. Like the one and only creamy, crunchy, chocolate, O-R-E-O!
Calleigh: Sounds like someone with the initials H.C. is hungry.
(Horatio whistles the theme song to CHiPs.)
Natalia: You're right, Calleigh. He must be hungry. Now he's whistling the theme song from the show CHiPs.
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I liked your one about Stetler in drag at the Policemans Ball. And he would probably look more believable than Tim Curry did in the role since he has finer features. I had a boyfriend once who would always watch that movie whenever it came on. He said that they purposely chose an actor who would be least able to pass as a woman.
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:lol: I don't get why everyone's always making jokes about Stetler in drag, but that quote just came to mind because of those comments. I agree he probably would look more believable than Tim Curry... not to mention he's easier on the eyes. :lol: I've never actually seen RHPS though. Well, I think I saw like five minutes of it once, but I just couldn't really get into it. Maybe if they'd had someone other than Tim Curry I could have, I don't know... but it was just all a little too weird for me. :lol:

Valera: Next season, I'm going to be keeping my hair the same exact style for the whole season. It's going to be waist-length and blue.
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I'm so out of it today. For some reason, I read this as Natalia instead of Valera.:lol: I was trying to picture Natalia with blue hair and I just couldn't do it. :lol: Now, Valera would probably look cool with blue hair. That I can picture. :lol:

Julia: I'm really a cyborg.
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ROTFL! She looks so different from the way she did on Saved by the bell, I just have to wonder if she's had some cosmetic surgery on her face. She hardly looks like the same person.

:lol: At the Horatio is hungry skit. :)
 
Horatio: Well, all I gotta say is, *puts on cracked, bloodied sunnies*, that's another fine mess you got me into, Frank.

Frank: I swear on this pastel green tie they keep making me wear that it was a blank I put in the rifle, Horatio.

:D
 
Horatio (lying on the ground in blood): Calleigh, are you sure this is how Penn and Teller do that bullet trick?
 
LMAO! Those are good.

Horatio (to someone on cell phone): Just make sure all the squibs go off at once. If there's not enough blood, Saris won't buy it.
 
Me watching the season 6 season finale.
Carolyn318(out loud to self): Ha. Ha. 5 seconds after Horatio took his sunglasses off, he got shot. Maybe he should've left them on.

At that exact same moment Horatio is thinking...
Horatio(thinking): Damn!!! I pull my sunglasses off and...what happens??? I get shot. If the writers don't write me off the show completely or have me paralyzed from the waist down, I'm NEVER pulling my sunglasses off again. Not even when I go to bed. :cool:
 
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Ryan:Um..H
H: What!?
Ryan:What are you doin
H:Im playing *sunglassess time* Grand theft Auto
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Julia:Horatio Kyle just got hit by a bus we need your help
H:I cant *sunglassess time* Law & Order is on
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Eric:you needed me H
H:yes what do you get when you cross a hyena and a parrot
Eric:what?:confused:
H:you get*sunglassess*an animal that laughs at its own jokes
 
I've always wished that Horatio would say this...

Frank: Well wadda ya think, Horatio?
Horatio: I....*puts on sunnies*....have no idea who did it.
 
Calleigh is in a room playing a piano. Natalia walks in.

Natalia: Hey Cal, have you had a chance to play with the lyrics I gave you?

Calleigh: Yes I have!

She starts playing.

Natalia: Now THAT is good! Let's take it from the top.

Calleigh: From the top! That sounds so musical.

Natalia: Tickle the ivories, Calleigh.

Calleigh starts to literally tickle the piano, laughing.

Natalia: Cal, play or die!

Calleigh starts playing. Natalia starts singing.

Natalia: Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice...Miami is nice, Miami is nice, Miami is- wait a minute, wait a minute! You put in an extra "Miami is nice"!

Calleigh: I had to, it hurts the music if it's not in.

Natalia: But now the lyrics don't make any sense! It goes "Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice"!

Calleigh: OH, I see your point. How about this: "Miami is nice, so I'll say it thrice"?

Natalia: Thrice? Who the hell says thrice?!

Calleigh: It's a word!

Natalia: So is intrauterine! It does not belong in a song!

She storms out of the room.

Calleigh: Miami...you're cuter than...an intrauterine...
 
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