~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~
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Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHAHAHA OMG :lol: i just fell of my chair!!! hahahahahaha!!!! :lol: i just cant stop laughing!!!! haha "Eric
O NOT SAY THE NEXT WORD!!!!" haha that part had me on the floor!!!!!
oh *whew* here's one.
*H walks into the break room looking aggravated*
Ryan: hey, H something wrong?
H:*snaps* NO THERE IS NOTHING WRONG!!!!! GOD!!!!!
Calleigh: Horatio......something is wrong.
Eric: we've known you long enough to where we can tell.
H: it's freaking Stetler!!!!
Ryan:what'd he do now?
H: he has a new pair of sunnies.....that are better than mine!!!! and he keeps rubbing it in my face. :devil: hold on....*he walks out and they hear a gunshot and then a thud*
*H walks back in with the better sunnies*
Calleigh: Did you just kill Stetler!?!
H: yes...he didn't deserve *put's on the sunnies* these sunnies. they look better on me anyways.
Calleigh, Ryan, Eric:YAY!!!! you killed Stetler!!!
Ryan: i'll break out the champagne!!! *they all drink and celebrate Stetler's death*
O NOT SAY THE NEXT WORD!!!!" haha that part had me on the floor!!!!! oh *whew* here's one.
*H walks into the break room looking aggravated*
Ryan: hey, H something wrong?
H:*snaps* NO THERE IS NOTHING WRONG!!!!! GOD!!!!!
Calleigh: Horatio......something is wrong.
Eric: we've known you long enough to where we can tell.
H: it's freaking Stetler!!!!
Ryan:what'd he do now?
H: he has a new pair of sunnies.....that are better than mine!!!! and he keeps rubbing it in my face. :devil: hold on....*he walks out and they hear a gunshot and then a thud*
*H walks back in with the better sunnies*
Calleigh: Did you just kill Stetler!?!
H: yes...he didn't deserve *put's on the sunnies* these sunnies. they look better on me anyways.
Calleigh, Ryan, Eric:YAY!!!! you killed Stetler!!!
Ryan: i'll break out the champagne!!! *they all drink and celebrate Stetler's death*
RyanAddict
Rookie
LMFAO CSINORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY DAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AND MY MUM AND DAD ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I AM CRAZY!!!!!!
Cal - Oh my gosh guys!!!
Ryan - What?
Cal - I'm dating a vampire!!!!!
Ryan - Come again?
Cal - I am dating a vampire!
Eric - Yeah right
* H walks in wearing a cape. He's dyed his hair black and it looks like Draculas *
H - Mwhahahahahaha * Grins and shows fangs *
Ryan - * Yells in shock *
Eric - * Screams like a baby *
Cal - * Screams *
H - * Grabs Cal and bites her *
Cal - * Faints *
* Alexx walks in *
Alexx - Ah bravo bravo!! I'll go set up the autopsy table
Cal - Oh my gosh guys!!!
Ryan - What?
Cal - I'm dating a vampire!!!!!
Ryan - Come again?
Cal - I am dating a vampire!
Eric - Yeah right
* H walks in wearing a cape. He's dyed his hair black and it looks like Draculas *
H - Mwhahahahahaha * Grins and shows fangs *
Ryan - * Yells in shock *
Eric - * Screams like a baby *
Cal - * Screams *
H - * Grabs Cal and bites her *
Cal - * Faints *
* Alexx walks in *
Alexx - Ah bravo bravo!! I'll go set up the autopsy table
Cal: sit!
*Ryan does*
Cal: stay!
*Ryan does*
Cal: Play dead!
*Ryan does*
Cal: Ryan, what are you doing?!?
Ryan: I'm doing what your telling me to do!!
Cal: I'm talking to my Nintendog!
DS: woof! woof!
Ryan:.....unloved....
Eric: I-is Ryan singing?!?!
Ryan #I'm hunting high and low, diving from the sky above,looking for, more and more, once again.....#
*sees Eric and Calleigh laughing*
Ryan: Their just jealous of my talent..
(Cookie and a muffin goes to anyone who can say the name of the song and the name of the band that wrote the song that he was singing)
*Ryan does*
Cal: stay!
*Ryan does*
Cal: Play dead!
*Ryan does*
Cal: Ryan, what are you doing?!?
Ryan: I'm doing what your telling me to do!!
Cal: I'm talking to my Nintendog!
DS: woof! woof!
Ryan:.....unloved....
Eric: I-is Ryan singing?!?!
Ryan #I'm hunting high and low, diving from the sky above,looking for, more and more, once again.....#
*sees Eric and Calleigh laughing*
Ryan: Their just jealous of my talent..
(Cookie and a muffin goes to anyone who can say the name of the song and the name of the band that wrote the song that he was singing)
Need4Speed
Coroner
oh that would be the song....
Hunting High And Low by Stratovarius
Calleigh: what's ballistics?
Hunting High And Low by Stratovarius
Calleigh: what's ballistics?
well done!!! *Gives Need4Speed Cookie & Muffin*
Horatio: #B.I.N.G.O B.I.N.G.O B.I.N.G.O, AND BINGO WAS HE NAME OH!!!#
cAL:.....okkkkkkkkkeeyyy....
Ryan: I like pie!
Horatio: Ryan, your fired.
Sammy: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FIRING HIM YOU GAYLORD!!!
Horatio: .....Sammy, your fired...
Sammy: WHY DON'T RYAN GET FIRED!?!?
Ryan: ....meh.. *walks away*
Horatio: #B.I.N.G.O B.I.N.G.O B.I.N.G.O, AND BINGO WAS HE NAME OH!!!#
cAL:.....okkkkkkkkkeeyyy....
Ryan: I like pie!
Horatio: Ryan, your fired.
Sammy: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FIRING HIM YOU GAYLORD!!!
Horatio: .....Sammy, your fired...
Sammy: WHY DON'T RYAN GET FIRED!?!?
Ryan: ....meh.. *walks away*
EmeraldEyes06
Lab Technician
(Horatio is in his office holding a camera.
He presses 'Record', turns camera to face him.)
HORATIO: Hello Miami! You're on 'H cam'! (gives big cheesy grin)
HORATIO: This is 'A Day in the Life, Miami Style!'
(goes around filming everyone.)
HORATIO: Here's Ryan... and Eric... guys come back!! (runs after them.)
RYAN: I'm camera shy!!
ERIC: I look awful! Get away!!
HORATIO: Those are my top CSIs, running away from the limelight... (sigh)
(Horatio sees Calleigh.)
HORATIO: Calleigh!
(She turns.)
CALLEIGH: Yes? OMG, get that camera away!
HORATIO: No way! Say hi to everyone in Internet land! I'll get a thousand views on my Blog thanks to you!!
(zooms in on her face)
HORATIO: 'Calleigh Duquesne - Brains and Beauty' Nice package!!
CALLEIGH: (embarassed) Oh, stop! (waves camera away)
HORATIO: Come on, give me a smile!
(Calleigh waves, smiling widely.)
CALLEIGH: Now go away!
HORATIO: Alright, Miss Brainy Beauty...
(Calleigh smiles.)
HORATIO: Now, off to the Morgue, and Dr. Alexx Woods...
ALEXX: I'm working, Horatio! And I've got camera fright!
HORATIO: Say hi!!
ALEXX: Hi... buh-bye!
(Horaito goes to his office again, and films the Miami skyline, the sun setting.)
HORATIO: Beautiful... that's all folks!!
A bit silly but I like it!
He presses 'Record', turns camera to face him.)
HORATIO: Hello Miami! You're on 'H cam'! (gives big cheesy grin)
HORATIO: This is 'A Day in the Life, Miami Style!'
(goes around filming everyone.)
HORATIO: Here's Ryan... and Eric... guys come back!! (runs after them.)
RYAN: I'm camera shy!!
ERIC: I look awful! Get away!!
HORATIO: Those are my top CSIs, running away from the limelight... (sigh)
(Horatio sees Calleigh.)
HORATIO: Calleigh!
(She turns.)
CALLEIGH: Yes? OMG, get that camera away!
HORATIO: No way! Say hi to everyone in Internet land! I'll get a thousand views on my Blog thanks to you!!
(zooms in on her face)
HORATIO: 'Calleigh Duquesne - Brains and Beauty' Nice package!!
CALLEIGH: (embarassed) Oh, stop! (waves camera away)
HORATIO: Come on, give me a smile!
(Calleigh waves, smiling widely.)
CALLEIGH: Now go away!
HORATIO: Alright, Miss Brainy Beauty...
(Calleigh smiles.)
HORATIO: Now, off to the Morgue, and Dr. Alexx Woods...
ALEXX: I'm working, Horatio! And I've got camera fright!
HORATIO: Say hi!!
ALEXX: Hi... buh-bye!
(Horaito goes to his office again, and films the Miami skyline, the sun setting.)
HORATIO: Beautiful... that's all folks!!
A bit silly but I like it!
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA that one was great!!!!! Rotfl!!! :lol:
H:All must bow down to the power of the sunnies!!!!!!!!
Ryan: ooookkkkaaaayyyyyy *runs out*
Eric:I'm outta here *runs out*
H: Calleigh! You must do as i say!!! You can't resist the power of the magical sunnies!!!!
Calliegh: Uhhhh. I don't think so!!! *she runs out*
H:*takes of sunnies and stares at them* hmmm. they must be broken!!!!! damn it!!!!
H:All must bow down to the power of the sunnies!!!!!!!!
Ryan:
ooookkkkaaaayyyyyy *runs out*Eric:
I'm outta here *runs out*H: Calleigh! You must do as i say!!! You can't resist the power of the magical sunnies!!!!
Calliegh:
Uhhhh. I don't think so!!! *she runs out*H:*takes of sunnies and stares at them* hmmm. they must be broken!!!!! damn it!!!!
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!! that's a good one!!! even though you picked on Ryan. grrrrrrr!!!! it's still funny!!!!
Need4Speed
Coroner
haha. i love it how most of these are about the sunnies!!!!
*H holding up his sunnies singing*
H:And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmm.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I, I will always love you.
You, darling, I love you.
Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love you!!!!
*Calleigh and Ryan walk in*
Ryanoookkkaaayyyyy......
Calleigh:uuhhhhh..... *they run out*
*H holding up his sunnies singing*
H:And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmm.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I, I will always love you.
You, darling, I love you.
Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love you!!!!
*Calleigh and Ryan walk in*
Ryan
oookkkaaayyyyy......Calleigh:uuhhhhh..... *they run out*
RyanAddict
Rookie
LMFAO THESE ARE GREAT!!!!!!!!! JUST WHAT I NEED TO BRIGHTEN MY DAY.... crap time at school ....anyway!
* H is looking dreamy in his office while his hand is behind is back. Ryan goes in *
Ryan - H can I talk to you
H - In a min... ooo
Ryan - H?
H - Just one second...ahh
Ryan - H?
H - Just a second....nearly..ooo
Ryan - H what the heck are you doing?!
H - * Pulls hand from behind back holding a pencil * Just finding my pencil
Ryan - * Faints *
H - Silly boy. Can't help it if a man looses his pencil down the back of his chair. Deary me! * Throws water over Ryan *
Ryan - * Comes around and sees H *
H - You alright lad?
Ryan - * Sees pencil and faints *
H - * Picks up phone * Er Hi Alexx I think we have a problem......
Alexx - * On other end of phone * What? What's wrong?!
H - I lost my pencil again....
* H is looking dreamy in his office while his hand is behind is back. Ryan goes in *
Ryan - H can I talk to you
H - In a min... ooo
Ryan - H?
H - Just one second...ahh
Ryan - H?
H - Just a second....nearly..ooo
Ryan - H what the heck are you doing?!
H - * Pulls hand from behind back holding a pencil * Just finding my pencil
Ryan - * Faints *
H - Silly boy. Can't help it if a man looses his pencil down the back of his chair. Deary me! * Throws water over Ryan *
Ryan - * Comes around and sees H *
H - You alright lad?
Ryan - * Sees pencil and faints *
H - * Picks up phone * Er Hi Alexx I think we have a problem......
Alexx - * On other end of phone * What? What's wrong?!
H - I lost my pencil again....
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!! that's great!!!!ok here's one.
H:hey, has anyone seen my sunnies?!?!?
Cal:no *giggles*
Ryan:nope *holds back a laugh*
Eric:*shakes head* *bites lip to keep from laughing*
H:where could the possible be!?!?
Eric:I have no idea *the 3 of them snicker*
H:Eric!!! Calleigh!!! Ryan!!! WHERE ARE MY SUNNIES!!!!
Eric:we seriously havent seen them!!!
Hk...*he walks out*
Cal:*whispers* where did you hide them
Eric: the one place he'll never look.
Ryan:which is?
Eric: the lab.
Ryan and Cal::lol:
Ryan: HA he'll never look there cause he never does any labwork!!!
All 3 of them: :lol:
H:hey, has anyone seen my sunnies?!?!?
Cal:no *giggles*
Ryan:nope *holds back a laugh*
Eric:*shakes head* *bites lip to keep from laughing*
H:where could the possible be!?!?
Eric:I have no idea *the 3 of them snicker*
H:Eric!!! Calleigh!!! Ryan!!! WHERE ARE MY SUNNIES!!!!
Eric:we seriously havent seen them!!!
H
k...*he walks out*Cal:*whispers* where did you hide them
Eric: the one place he'll never look.
Ryan:which is?
Eric: the lab.
Ryan and Cal::lol:
Ryan: HA he'll never look there cause he never does any labwork!!!
All 3 of them: :lol:
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