~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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This ones probably been done a million times over, but I've gotta do it...

Eric: (walks into trace lab) Man, what are you doing here? I thought you were dead.
Speed: I was. It got boring, so I came back.
 
Frank (un-sarcastically): "Hey, H, give the poor kid a break. Suspects are people too!"

Alexx (to a corpse): "Boyyy, did you get what was coming to you"

*BANG!*
Calleigh: "EEEEEEEEEEEK! I hate loud noises!"

Natalia:... *nothing*

Eric: "And finally, I solemnly swear to keep this vow of celibacy until the day I die..."

Horatio: "For once in my life I'm going to complete a sentence without any dramatically misplaced pauses OR removing and replacing my sunglasses!"

I can't think of anything for Ryan :(
 
*H's glasses slip from his hands*
Delko: Hey you got a minute? *crunch*
H: Oh no...*whimper* Waaaaaaaaah! You broke them! You broke my beautiful sunglasses!
Delko: I'm outta here
H: Get back here, you must die!

(that really could've been anyone breaking them, but it was too funny to pass up lol)
 
^^ Alternative ending:
*CRUNCH*
Horatio: super powers... draining away... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo.... *melts slowly into ginger puddle on the floor*
Eric: ... oops?
 
hehe I like it :)

*The team is in funeral outfits*
Horatio: We are gathered here today to bid farewell to a beloved friend...
Eric: He's lost it
Ryan: You wanna call the white coats or should I?
Calleigh: I knew he loved them, but a funeral? And then he made us come to it. *sigh*
Horatio: They were my best friends!! Now they've died! *wail*
Eric: All this over a pair of shades? Sheesh.
 
:lol: hilarious quotes everyone !!!
i like your alternative ending talyra reminds me of 'Charmed' :p
 
Calleigh: Don't beat yourself up because you wasn't able to save that guy. You put the criminal away for life.
Horatio throws his sunnies on the floor and grabs a Tec-9 out of ballistics
Calleigh: What are you doing?
Horatio: I'm gonna join the Mala Noches, it's more exciting then this.

Got another one, waited long enough for somebody else to post :lol:

Horatio, Ryan and Eric are beating themselves up after a case in which they lost evidence.
Horatio: I quit
Eric: I quit
Ryan: I quit too
Calleigh: *giggles* I guess I can be supervisor then
 
haha I got one, probably not too funny though.

Horatio: Here, hand me a lab coat.
Everyone: *stares*
Horatio: What?

teehee. He needs to actually WORK a case, I miss the old days were he used to process things.
 
LOL. Yeah, right now he seems kinda lazy. Only when his family or almost-family is involved he works in the lab.

Horatio: Hey, Eric, you know, actually I don't like you...
Eric: What the...why do you say that?
Horatio: Because the script told me to
 
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