~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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Horatio: *on the phone* "I can't see you Marisol,My sunnies are gone!" *cries*

Marisol: "Don't cry Horatio they have to be somewhere. Where's the last place you had them?"

Horatio: "On my face. Im sooo sexy with them. where else would they be?"
 
Baddie(played by David Hasselhoff): MUHAHAHA!
Horatio and Megan: WTF?
Baddie: I Killed Stetler!
Horatio and Megan: YAY!!
 
Horatio: I quit. Calleigh, you can run the lab.
Calleigh: Okay...but, where are you going?
Horatio: I...*puts on sunnies* have other plans
Calleigh: Do that plans have anything to do with catching a flight to Brazil?
Horatio: *mumbles* Shit, she figured it out.
 
Ryan: Eric, I love you.
Eric: Love you too, Ryan.
Calleigh: I hate you all!
Alexx: I'm not ever going to talk to corpses again.
(everyone turns to Horatio)
H: No way guys, I'll never say that.
Calleigh (points her gun to him): Yes, you will.
H: Alright, alright... *sigh* I hate my sunnies.
 
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Hi HoratioSmiles...a small reminder edit time for posts has been extended to 24 hours, so you may edit a previous post within that time frame. :)
 
Horatio:...you did what?
Kidnapper: I tortured your sunglasses till they broke!
Horatio: NO!
Kidnapper: Now tell me where they are of I put a bullet hole though them as well.
Horatio: There at the marina!!!
 
Eric: OMG, Horatio, it's so big!
H: Yeah!
Eric: And powerful!
H: You bet!
Eric: Can I touch it?
H: NO!
Eric: But-
H: This is MY Hummer, Delko! Hands off!
 
Eric: *runs through hall* Ahhh, I saw Speedle's ghost!
Horatio, Calleigh & Ryan: ????
Speedle's ghost: I tell you, that dude needs some serious counseling.
Horatio, Calleigh & Ryan: ????
Speedle's ghost: What? He says he saw a dead guy!
 
Great quote's everyone, they so funny! :lol:

Horatio: Here's my Baby
Eric: What did you say?
Horatio: This Baby is the future
Eric: Don't tell me it's from Marisol and You?!
Horatio: She die..Eric but I'm happy to be father
 
Sorry if this has been done before:
Horatio: I solemnly swear to never wear sunglasses or drive a Hummer again.
 
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