~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

Happy Birthday, Ryanaddict!!!!

this one is more of a behind the scenes of filming the show......it's from Blood Brothers.

*David and Emily are in this scene also the guy who plays Clavo**everyone else is watching*
David:Remember when you're in Miami *puts on sunnies* we never close!!!
*Adam and Rory walk in giggling* Adam: well we must be closed then, because we're not im Miami!!!!
Rory:ha ha good one!!! *He high fives Adam* *everyone burst out laughing*

i kept waiting for someone to say this..because it's so true!!! so i did

 

Happy Birthday Ryanaddict!

Horatio: *puts on shades facing camera* Caine. Horatio Caine.

*James Bond theme music blasts on while Calliegh and Yelina in red dresses and lipstick plaster themselves to the sides of Horatio and they walk off into the distance towards the Aston Martin..*

 

Horatio and Delko at a crime scene.

Horatio: This is Miami, and I drive my Hummer wherever the hell I want to.
Delko: Well, technically, this is Southern California, and techinally, you've never droven that Hummer, that's an extra driving it. And if you want to really get into it, there isn't a lab, and no one really dies, and I don't even know what DNA does.
Horatio: Always a spoilersport, aren't you?

Good ones guys. :lol:

 

:lol: Good one Lil. You on at the comp during school too? :lol:

 

Or The Time Warp!

I read this one just now, it's from a couple of pages back and I've missed a couple of pages so sorry if someone's already said it.

 

:lol: Omg, Hunter, HoratioStalker, Lilly, and Need4Speed!!! I just laughed for about 10 billion minutes after reading those! :lol:

By the by, I do love "The Time Warp" so much better than "Thriller"!!!

~~Ally

 

10 billion minutes? Wow, what timezone are you in? :lol:

Horatio: ACHOO!
Callieh: Oh my God Horatio! Your sick!
Horatio: It's just a cold Cal.
Wolfe: No it's not! If you haven't it it's something big!
Eric: I'll call House.

 

Horatio: Calleigh.
Calleigh: Yes?
Horatio: Does my butt look big in these pants?
Calleigh: o_0

PS NEVER

 

:lol: That's a good one, Kit4na!!!

And omg!!! I love your icon! So funneh!!! :lol:

~~Ally

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I love that show! (not as much as the CSIs, but close)

H getting sick at all? Never Happen unless it was some huge dramatic thing and somebody else needs to run the team.

 

*Delko is on a ladder getting something out of a cabinet in the breakroom.*
Calleigh: What are you doing, Eric?
Delko: Getting some salt.
Calleigh: What could you need salt for?
*Speed walks in, starts to walk by the ladder*
Calleigh: Tim, don't you walk under that ladder.
Tim:Why not?
Calleigh: It's Friday the 13th and I would like you to live, Mister.

*Just then Delko loses his balance, falls off the ladder, and the ladder falls and hits Tim upside his head.
*Calleigh and Delko stop what they're doing and look down at Speed.*
Calleigh: He should have listened.

 

H, takes off sunnies, puts in top pocket "Haven't got a clue who did it or why"

 

WeWantTOGO, that was very clever of you!

Annwn, that is def something you would not see or hear!!! :lol:

~~Ally

 

-In a hospital and couples hugging and Drama drama drama-
Calleigh: What is this? Grey's Anatomy?

 

ha ha i love this thread!!!!! i'm sorry but i have to do this one!! it's just something you would never hear!!!!

Speed: hey guys, guess what!!!!
Team: what?
Speed: I cleaned my gun!!!
Team:

i'm sorry i picked on Speed, no offense to him, I LOVE YOU, SPEED!!!!! but this was too funny to pass up.