~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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Ryan rocks my socks he is like the best and has the best butt..... ANYWAY..

Stetler - Cal do you want to dance with me?
Cal - Sure
* They dance *
BANG
* Stetler is on the floor dead. H walks in a leans over Stetler *
H - I told you before, touch my girl, feel my bullet
Cal - My hero! * Jumps into H's arms *
 
Wolfe is the one being picked on. But i have nothing against it. Sorry, i just don't like Wolfe. He replaced Speed! Nobody replaces Tim with me. :( Same with Boa Vista! I mean, where the hell did she come from?? :lol:
 
Ooooo you people are just too clever!

* Stetlers Funeral *
H - I'm going to miss him
Cal, Ryan and Eric - * Gasp *
H - No not like that! I wanted to shoot him for looking at me too!
 
^^ :lol: Or

* Stetlers Funeral *
H - I'm going to miss him
Cal, Ryan and Eric - * Gasp *
H - No not like that! I just wanted shoot him!
 
he he i got one about tomorrow :D it's long but so funny!!!

Date:Friday April 13th
*Ryan is in the breakroom huddled up on the couch covered in good luck charms* *Eric walks in*
Eric: Ryan, you are way too supersti- *trips and hit his head, gets up runs over to the couch* *scared* Hey give me some of those charms!
*ryan hands him some as Eric huddles on his right side*
*Calleigh walks in*
Cal: Uh.. guys?
Ryan: *scared* It's friday the 13th!!
Cal:I don't believe in....*a heel of one of her shoes breaks* ok...gimme some of those!! *she huddles on Ryan's other side* *H walks in*
H: you 3 are way too superstitious.
Cal: just wait till something happens to you!!
H: nothing is gonna happen to me. I'm too cool for that!*his sunnies fall to the floor and break* NOOOOO!!!! OK! i believe!!!!! *he cries, Ryan hands him some charms and he huddles with them as he wimpers about his poor sunnies being broken* *Alexx walks in*
Alexx:you guys are too much.....*rolls eyes and walks out chuckling*
H: HEY!?! what gives?!? why didn't anything happen to her!?!?
Ryan: some people have natural luck...
Eric:So not fair!!!!! *they all pout*
 
Thanks Evidence. :D

*Team in the garage*

Speed: What the hell is it?
Eric: Calliegh, i'm scared.
Cal: Horatio, do you know?
Horatio: I. Don't. Know. *gets gun out*
Speed: *pokes with stick*
*Rick walks in*
Stetler: Ah i see you've found your teams new ride.
Horatio: Rick, what is it?
Stetler: Its..a minivan...
Cal: A mini WHAT?
Stetler: Van. A minivan.
Horatio: I'M NOT A SOCCERMOM! *shoots out tires* Where the *#$^ is my Hummer?!
 
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