~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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He would look sexy Well I think he would. But then I'll make him play me a song using an instrument not his voice, well, I wouldn't if he could sing and I bet he could

 

that man is sexy doing anything!!! he could wear a dress and still look sexy!!! and Ryanaddict, he knows how to play the sax and the guitar.....we could make him play one of those!!!

 

Well, glad you liked the Valera quote... Kinda random... and glad it gave you an idea Need4Speed

Ryanaddictyou gave me an idea

Calleigh: It's my birthday!
Eric: Yay, how old?
Calleight: Err... 20?

 

Lol Yay CSFray!!!!!

I knew he played the sax, I have a picture of him playing one * Yay * but didn't know he played guitar... he could sing and play for us!!!!

Cal - Ryan what are you doing?
Ryan - Playing
Cal - Playing?
Ryan - Yeah my guitar
Cal - Ooooo play me a song
Ryan - * Plays a really romantic song *
* Eric walks in *
Eric - Let me have a go!
Ryan - You play? * Passes Eric guitar *
Eric - * Plays an awful tune * Nooo dood I just wanted to have a go!!

 

Eric: What's up, Cal.
Calleigh: Ryan asked for a team meeting. He wants to show us something.
Natalie: Something new about DNA? Fingerprints? Ballistics?
Calleigh: He didn't say. Oh, here he comes and...... OH NO!
Ryan (with accordian): We don't get fooled again, Don't get fooled again, No, no!
Eric: Man, what are you doing?
Ryan: Just practicing in case Anthony Zuiker plans a new version of our theme song. Polka is great!!!

 

HAHA!! i found that one extremely hilarious!!! because i'm part polish so

anyways........

*The team is in the breakroom* *Speed walks in*
Team:
H:Sp...Speed?
Speed: the one and only!!!
Eric:i thought you were dead!
Speed: I was but it got broing up there so..here i am. plus i had to do this *He smacks Eric on the head* Be more careful!! you don't want to get shot...again. *He smacks Calleigh* Find a better boyfriend!!!! stop going out with all these nutcases!!! *He smacks Ryan* Dude, gambling is bad don't do it anymore!!!! *He smacks H* and H, GET A LIFE!!!!!! there's more to life then your stupid sunnies!!!!!!!!
H:Speed.....you know what your right. *he puts his sunnies on the table*
Speed:*he picks them up* HAHAHA!!! I got them!!!! Puts them on and disappears into thin air.
H: NOOO!!!!
Calleigh: Don't be sad H we know you missed Speed so much.
H:No, it's not that!! he tricked me!! he only said that because he knew i would listen. he only said that so he could take them!! and now I'll never see my poor beautiful sunnies again!!! *SOB*
Team:

 

Remember when Emily was in 'The West Wing'? Well, here's a scene that would NEVER happen in CSI: Miami!!


(Calleigh's in the ballistics lab, and she turns on her CD player.)

CALLEIGH: 'Blame it on the Bossanova,
With his magic spell,
Blame it on the Bossanova,
That he did so well...'

ERIC: Calleigh?

CALLEIGH: 'It started out as just a little dance,
But soon it ended up a big romance,
Blame it on the Bossanova,
The dance of love...'

RYAN: Cal?

CALLEIGH: 'Now he's in the mood,
The Bossanova!
Yeah, yeah, the Bossa nova!'

HORATIO: Why are you moving like that?

CALLEIGH: I'm blamin' it on the Bossanova...
Dance with me!

HORATIO: Ummm... maybe later...

(puts on SOJs, walks away.)

ERIC: I've got a... floater in the bay.

(walks away.)

RYAN: Uhh... bye!

(runs.)

(Calleigh shakes her hips more.)
CALLEIGH: 'Blame it on the Bossanova...'

Random, but I loved that scene in 'The West Wing', especially when the President walked in and she screamed!!

 

HAHA yeah!!! i remember that!!!! that was great!!!!!! :lol:

anyways........

Eric:*holding up a dead rat* take a look at this. now how this got from your apartment to.....
Speed: Dude!!! it's still moving!!!
Eric:AAAAAHHHHAHAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *He throws it*
Speed:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Eric:Oh shut up and find that airbag.
Speed:I found it!! *grunting* it won't come loose!!
*It comes lose and Speed falls flat on his ass*
Eric:HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Speedh yeah?!? *he pushes Eric and Eric falls over board*
Speed:HAHAHAHHA!!!! Like i told you before. I always get the last laugh!!! :lol:

 

Lol Need4Speed!!!! These are awsome

Horatio - STETLER FOR KING!

 

haha Stetler for king!!! that's great!!!!! LOL :lol:

 

Gave me an idea.

Halloween night, Horatio comes in to the lab to find Stetler dressed up.
Stetler: I AM POPE! OF MIAMI!

Great quotes everyone. :lol:

 

haha!!!!

Calleigh: I'm worried about Horatio.
Ryan: why?
Calleigh: he watched Tiatnic last night and well...the whole king of the world scene may have gone to his head.*they see him*
*H is on the wrap around stairs outside of the lab right on the first landing standing on the railing with his arms spread wide*
H: I'M THE KING OF MIAMI!!!!!!!
Ryan:
Calleigh:

 

Hahahaha I loved that one Need4Speed.

Stetler and his IAB slaves walk into the crime lab, which is completely deserted.

Slave 1: Do you think they got wind of the investigation?
Stetler: No, somethings not right.
Horatio pops out from behind the desk, Stetler leaps backwards from shock.
Stetler: What's going on?
Horatio: Nothing.
Stetler: Tell me.
Horatio: Alright, well it's like this Rick...
Horatio pulls his hand out from behind his back and chucks a water balloon at Stetler. Hits him right in the chest.
Horatio: GET OUT OF MY CRIME LAB!
Calleigh, Eric, Ryan and everyone else run out and start chucking water balloons at the screamin IAB agents. Until only Stetler remains.
Stetler: I'm not giving up.
Horatio: Eric... bring out the hose.
Stetler: Hose?
Eric brings out a giant fire house and takes aim at Stetler who immediately runs screaming. Everyone starts yelling and dancing around happily. Horatio puts on sunnies and places his hands on his hips.
Horatio: And the lab is safe for another day.

 

I came up with this while watching Bloodline.

H: I'm fed up with these chessey one liners!

 

Eric: I am not Catholic. I'm Jewish.