~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

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Need4Speed, I love how you incorporated Friday, the 13th in yours. Too cool!

:lol: Hunter, the team in a mini-van? Whew, now that I cannot see. :lol:

~~Ally
 
he he that's GREAT!!!!!!!! ok here's something you will never hear!!!!!

H:guys, i haave to tell you something....
Ryan: what?
H:Stetler and i have secretly been best friends......for the last 5 years.
Team: :eek:
 
ha ha YES!!!! that's so much better!!!! he he!!! OMG!! it's just so funny that i fell off my chair because it's DEF something you would never hear!!!!!!
 
Hunter said:
Speed: What the hell is it?
Eric: Calliegh, i'm scared.
Cal: Horatio, do you know?
Horatio: I. Don't. Know. *gets gun out*
Speed: *pokes with stick*
*Rick walks in*
Stetler: Ah i see you've found your teams new ride.
Horatio: Rick, what is it?
Stetler: Its..a minivan...
Cal: A mini WHAT?
Stetler: Van. A minivan.
Horatio: I'M NOT A SOCCERMOM! *shoots out tires* Where the *#$^ is my Hummer?!
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^^Continuation

Cal: Hey, where's the so called minivan?
Horatio: *dusts off hands* Fed it to my Hummer.

Hunter, the team in a mini-van? Whew, now that I cannot see.
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Good, because you shouldn't! :lol: We all shouldn't be able to. :lol:

Need4Speed, that's just scary. :lol: Evidence, same goes for you. :lol: *shudders*
 
oh he he i call him an asshole but that's just me :lol: i mean come on!! he got Eric arrested, Ryan in trouble about his eye, he hates H just because he didn't get the job he wanted, he blamed Speed for Eric's problem with the random sex thing, i mean he's an ass. that's the easiest way to put it


anyways.....

*H walks into the break room with out his sunnies*
Ryan: H where are your sunnies?
H: i left them at home, but that's ok.
Ryan: H forgot his sunnies and is ok with it!?! :eek:Everyone run!!!!! it's a sign of the apocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric:AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Cal: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone runs away*
 
THESE ARE ALL GREAT
I'd like to point out it's my birthday and it's friday 13th. Yay me..... damn. LMAO

H - I can't take it anymore
Cal - But you have to! Lets keep going please?
Eric - We need to!
Cal - It's a threesome!
* Ryan walks in *
Ryan - What are you doing?
Eric - Crossword ;)
 
he he that's great!!!! but you should have had Ryan listening through the door first and have Cal and Eric make grunting noises. like the kind you make when you get impatient :D like "uggghhhhh come on!!!!"
 
he he lol so funny

Happy Birthday RyanAddict YAY

okay ha ha i really loved the one about the van

*more about a van*

*team climbs into 'Van'*
*Eric bumps his head*
Eric: gosh i need the Hummer this thing is too short
*Calleigh bumps her elbow on the side of the door*
Cal: gosh this thing is soo Narrow
*Stetler is all ROFL :lol: *
 
Calleigh: "I love my new penny loafers!"

Natalia: "Oooh, this turtleneck looks great!"

Horatio examining himself in the mirror: "Wonder what I'd look like in a polo and khakis?"

Eric: "Think I'll stay in the boat, you go ahead and dive."

Alexx: "Dumb jerk, what'd you jump in front of the train for? Now I gotta cut you open and see how bad it is."

Ryan: "What would happen if I didn't wear white?"
 
Happy birthday Ryanaddict.

H walks in
Ryan: Hi H - something looks different.
Eric: Wheres ur sunnies?
H: I threw them away. Got rid of the Hummer and we now close - I felt like a change!!
everyone: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1*run away*
 
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