Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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Since we're childhood reminiscing, I have one inspired by yesterday's events.

Random Child: My milk got spilled.
Lunch Monitor: How'd that happen?
RC: Danny poured it over his head!
LM: Really, how'd it happen?
RC: Danny poured it over his head! I don't know why!
*Young Danny Messer appears with the front of his head soaking wet with chocolate milk*
LM: Danny! Why did you pour that milk on your head?!
Danny: Because I could and I wanted to see what it would feel like! *cue angelic smile here*

Yes. This is inspired by a true story from yesterdays events at lunch with the Kindergarteners. Welcome to my world.
 
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I wish he was my classmate right now!!! College would be a lot funner!!! :devil:
kaia
 
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Is 'funner' a word?
Oooh yes, to have Danny as a classmate through all my schooling years would be best, of course.
 
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY

Since we're childhood reminiscing, I have one inspired by yesterday's events.

Random Child: My milk got spilled.
Lunch Monitor: How'd that happen?
RC: Danny poured it over his head!
LM: Really, how'd it happen?
RC: Danny poured it over his head! I don't know why!
*Young Danny Messer appears with the front of his head soaking wet with chocolate milk*
LM: Danny! Why did you pour that milk on your head?!
Danny: Because I could and I wanted to see what it would feel like! *cue angelic smile here*

Yes. This is inspired by a true story from yesterdays events at lunch with the Kindergarteners. Welcome to my world.

:lol: Awww I loved reading that. I just adore kids in preschool and kindergarten. They just don't know how cute they are!
 
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Haha yeah! Esp the naughty-angelic ones! They're like so innocent.
 
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Haha yeah... LOL I just noticed; our avvies look almost alike!
 
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LOL I'm terrible with making art. I made my av and my banner myself. LOL ok here'a a quote I really wanna hear on CSI:NY...

Aiden: Flack?

Flack: Yes?

Aiden: I love you.

:D
 
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Real mean attorney: out of my way ( pushes Elizabeth(me), so that she accidentally falls at her twin sister , Izzie's feet)
Lizzie: (gets up and goes to her desk)
Izzie: are you ok sis?
Lizzie: Yeah.
RMA: Get outta that chair , Bi-ach.
Lizzie: How about you get outta my face, you fugly lookin'
floozy!(picks up her can of root beer and throws it at her and hits her in the head.)
RMA:(falls flat on her face)
(Stella enters)
Stella: (to the attorney) Ha! Sucked in! That's whatcha get for treatin' a CSI like crap!(exits)
 
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Crime Scene: Central Park. Dead body, blood everywhere. Mac/Stella examine the crimescene.

Suddenly Louis Armstrong sings "What a wonderful world". Birds start to chirp, the sun comes out, the trees appear in a brilliant green.

Stella:(looks up irritated) Mac?
Mac:(busy) What, Stella?
Stella: Where's the music coming from?
Mac:(looks up) Don't know, maybe ... (eyes widen, takes a deep breath) Stella, (extends hand to her) would you take a walk with me through the park?
Stella: (thinks "OMG, at last!") Of course, Mac. (accepts his hand, they start walking away)
Danny: Mac, I found a gun with blood on it in a trashcan! You think this might help?
Mac: Not now, Danny.
Aiden: Stella, there's a guy over here who says he saw the murderer.
Stella: Not now, Aiden. (Mac/Stella walk off arm in arm)
Danny:(to Aiden)WTF happened to them?
Aiden: I have NO idea.
Danny:(turns and looks at Aiden) Aiden, you're the most beautiful woman i've ever seen.
Aiden: (...)
Danny: And i love you.
Aiden: (...)
Danny: Would you like to dance with me?
Aiden: Right ... here?
Danny: Yes! Right here!
Aiden: (smiles) ok.
 
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I got one!!

Me:*Runs into MAc's office where Stella is with Mac* Mom!! Dad!!! Danny's wearing a g-string and chasing me again!!

Danny:*comes running in with a thong on* am not!

Mac: Danny?! What are you doing!

Danny: Uh...*starts dancing Bellydancer by Akon*

Aiden: *comes in with videocamera* Blackmail!! :lol:
 
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LOL I love that Steall4Star...and I do believe funner is a word well atleast I believe it...hhahaha lol
kaia
 
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Crime Scene: Central Park. Dead body, blood everywhere. Mac/Stella examine the crimescene.

Suddenly Louis Armstrong sings "What a wonderful world". Birds start to chirp, the sun comes out, the trees appear in a brilliant green.

Stella:(looks up irritated) Mac?
Mac:(busy) What, Stella?
Stella: Where's the music coming from?
Mac:(looks up) Don't know, maybe ... (eyes widen, takes a deep breath) Stella, (extends hand to her) would you take a walk with me through the park?
Stella: (thinks "OMG, at last!") Of course, Mac. (accepts his hand, they start walking away)
Danny: Mac, I found a gun with blood on it in a trashcan! You think this might help?
Mac: Not now, Danny.
Aiden: Stella, there's a guy over here who says he saw the murderer.
Stella: Not now, Aiden. (Mac/Stella walk off arm in arm)
Danny:(to Aiden)WTF happened to them?
Aiden: I have NO idea.
Danny:(turns and looks at Aiden) Aiden, you're the most beautiful woman i've ever seen.
Aiden: (...)
Danny: And i love you.
Aiden: (...)
Danny: Would you like to dance with me?
Aiden: Right ... here?
Danny: Yes! Right here!
Aiden: (smiles) ok.

With all that's reportedly happening in Season 2, I don't this scenario is too far away from the truth. Be afraid.. Be very afraid :D
 
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