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Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
lmao, i dont even know what that MEANS! but its funny. flack daring aiden? hmm :devil: so many possibitys.(sp?)
Flack: Aiden, I dare you to go to the morge and hit on hawkes using really corny pick-up lines.
Aiden: Aww, c'mon guys i don't wanna embaress him! or myself!
*2 minutes later, in the morge*
Aiden: is that a mirror in your pocket? *prepares to finish corny pick up line*
Hawkes: no, its a finger cut off a man who was found dead in sea world without a-
Aiden:*cuts him off* uhm.... ok. *clears throat* i hope you know CPR, because *end of corny pick up line gets cut off again*
Hawkes: of course i know CPR! i was a surgeon once! this one time, i had to do CPR on a moose, because it choked on a-
Aiden: *shocked* Hawkes! *prepares for one last pickup line* there must be something wrong with my eyes, i can't take them off you...*fake dreamy stare*
Hawkes: *pulls out flashlight* well, the corneas look alright, and the pupils are-
Aiden: HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN HIT ON BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE?!*storms out*
Flack and Danny: *standing in corner of morge, laughing silently, they follow her out*
Danny: aiden, if i told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? *snicker*
Aiden: *slaps him*
lmao, i dont even know what that MEANS! but its funny. flack daring aiden? hmm :devil: so many possibitys.(sp?)
Flack: Aiden, I dare you to go to the morge and hit on hawkes using really corny pick-up lines.
Aiden: Aww, c'mon guys i don't wanna embaress him! or myself!
*2 minutes later, in the morge*
Aiden: is that a mirror in your pocket? *prepares to finish corny pick up line*
Hawkes: no, its a finger cut off a man who was found dead in sea world without a-
Aiden:*cuts him off* uhm.... ok. *clears throat* i hope you know CPR, because *end of corny pick up line gets cut off again*
Hawkes: of course i know CPR! i was a surgeon once! this one time, i had to do CPR on a moose, because it choked on a-
Aiden: *shocked* Hawkes! *prepares for one last pickup line* there must be something wrong with my eyes, i can't take them off you...*fake dreamy stare*
Hawkes: *pulls out flashlight* well, the corneas look alright, and the pupils are-
Aiden: HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN HIT ON BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE?!*storms out*
Flack and Danny: *standing in corner of morge, laughing silently, they follow her out*
Danny: aiden, if i told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? *snicker*
Aiden: *slaps him*
CrimeShark
Pathologist
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
labguysrule, that's hilarious! :lol:
-Mac and Stella are looking at the evidence on the table in the lab-
Mac: So I checked the trace on the shirt -
Stella: *turned around to look at Mac, whipping his face with her hair*
Mac: Ow! You poked my eye! *rubs eyes*
Stella: Oh, Mac, I'm sorr-
Mac: Can't you DO something with that frizz you call hair?!
Stella: But-
Mac: Look at Aiden! Does she has frizzy hair??? NO! Do something about it, for God's sakes! *storms out, still rubbing his eyes*
(no offense to Stella's hair, I wish mine is like that!)
labguysrule, that's hilarious! :lol:
-Mac and Stella are looking at the evidence on the table in the lab-
Mac: So I checked the trace on the shirt -
Stella: *turned around to look at Mac, whipping his face with her hair*
Mac: Ow! You poked my eye! *rubs eyes*
Stella: Oh, Mac, I'm sorr-
Mac: Can't you DO something with that frizz you call hair?!
Stella: But-
Mac: Look at Aiden! Does she has frizzy hair??? NO! Do something about it, for God's sakes! *storms out, still rubbing his eyes*
(no offense to Stella's hair, I wish mine is like that!)
HoratioAndMe
Captain
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
I'm glad you guys liked my last one. I aim to please.
*Danny, Mac, and Stella at crime scene*
Danny: You know what the trouble in life is?
Mac (rolling eyes): Here we go.
Stella: What Danny?
Danny: There's no danger music. I mean in Jaws you can tell when the fish is coming 'du-du-du-du-du'. In life there's no soundtrack so people who could've been lead characters die.
Mac: Spare us, Danny.
Stella: Danny, are you ever normal?
Danny: What's normal, huh? Bein' like everyone else. That's hum-drum. Like you two.
(Mac and Stella raise their eyebrows)
Mac: We're not 'hum-drum'.
(Danny scoffs)
Danny: You guys have 'snoring bore' written all over you.
Mac: And you have 'fixing to get your ass kicked' written all over you.
Danny (stepping closer to Mac): That so?
Mac (also steps forward): Yeah.
Stella (stepping between them): You two are going to act like men for a change, or I'm gonna kick both your asses.
I'm glad you guys liked my last one
. I aim to please.*Danny, Mac, and Stella at crime scene*
Danny: You know what the trouble in life is?
Mac (rolling eyes): Here we go.
Stella: What Danny?
Danny: There's no danger music. I mean in Jaws you can tell when the fish is coming 'du-du-du-du-du'. In life there's no soundtrack so people who could've been lead characters die.
Mac: Spare us, Danny.
Stella: Danny, are you ever normal?
Danny: What's normal, huh? Bein' like everyone else. That's hum-drum. Like you two.
(Mac and Stella raise their eyebrows)
Mac: We're not 'hum-drum'.
(Danny scoffs)
Danny: You guys have 'snoring bore' written all over you.
Mac: And you have 'fixing to get your ass kicked' written all over you.
Danny (stepping closer to Mac): That so?
Mac (also steps forward): Yeah.
Stella (stepping between them): You two are going to act like men for a change, or I'm gonna kick both your asses.
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Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
oh my these are just the funniest i loves the one
with mac and sheldon and the whole we're in a mourge thing i fell off my seat with laughter and now everyone is looking at me weirdly lol keep them coming you never know i may think of one soon!!!!!
oh my these are just the funniest i loves the one
with mac and sheldon and the whole we're in a mourge thing i fell off my seat with laughter and now everyone is looking at me weirdly lol keep them coming you never know i may think of one soon!!!!!
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
LMAO love it!!
I'm glad you guys liked my last one
*Danny, Mac, and Stella at crime scene*
Danny: You know what the trouble in life is?
Mac (rolling eyes): Here we go.
Stella: What Danny?
Danny: There's no danger music. I mean in Jaws you can tell when the fish is coming 'du-du-du-du-du'. In life there's no soundtrack so people who could've been lead characters die.
Mac: Spare us, Danny.
Stella: Danny, are you ever normal?
Danny: What's normal, huh? Bein' like everyone else. That's hum-drum. Like you two.
(Mac and Stella raise their eyebrows)
Mac: We're not 'hum-drum'.
(Danny scoffs)
Danny: You guys have 'snoring bore' written all over you.
Mac: And you have 'fixing to get your ass kicked' written all over you.
Danny (stepping closer to Mac): That so?
Mac (also steps forward): Yeah.
Stella (stepping between them): You two are going to act like men for a change, or I'm gonna kick both your asses.
LMAO love it!!
glam_chic86
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Stella and Danny are investigating a crime scene(picture Danny saying his words the Lil' Jon way)
Stella: Danny, did you collect any evidence?
Danny: Yeah!
Stella: What did you get?
Danny: What!
Stella: I said, what evidence did you collect?
Danny: What!
Stella: WHAT EVIDENCE DID YOU COLLECT!
Danny: What!
Stella: Ok, just, forgot about it.
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Danny, can you go search over there
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Um, thanks. Good luck.
Danny: Yeah!
Danny walks away.
Stella(under her breath):Curse that Lil' Jon and his sayings.
Danny(replies super loud):What?
:lol: Bad I know.
Stella and Danny are investigating a crime scene(picture Danny saying his words the Lil' Jon way)
Stella: Danny, did you collect any evidence?
Danny: Yeah!
Stella: What did you get?
Danny: What!
Stella: I said, what evidence did you collect?
Danny: What!
Stella: WHAT EVIDENCE DID YOU COLLECT!
Danny: What!
Stella: Ok, just, forgot about it.
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Danny, can you go search over there
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Um, thanks. Good luck.
Danny: Yeah!
Danny walks away.
Stella(under her breath):Curse that Lil' Jon and his sayings.
Danny(replies super loud):What?
:lol: Bad I know.
glam_chic86
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Hehehe thanks. I think I'll expand on it more...
Original version:
Stella and Danny are investigating a crime scene(picture Danny saying his words the Lil' Jon way)
Stella: Danny, did you collect any evidence?
Danny: Yeah!
Stella: What did you get?
Danny: What!
Stella: I said, what evidence did you collect?
Danny: What!
Stella: WHAT EVIDENCE DID YOU COLLECT!
Danny: What!
Stella: Ok, just, forgot about it.
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Danny, can you go search over there
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Um, thanks. Good luck.
Danny: Yeah!
Danny walks away.
Stella(under her breath):Curse that Lil' Jon and his sayings.
Danny(replies super loud):What?
Expanded one:
Stella, Danny, Mac, Aiden and Flack are all investagating a crime scene(picture Danny saying his lines in a Lil Jon voice)
Stella: Danny, can you come here for a second.
Danny: OK!
Stella: Danny, does this look like a nail to you.
Danny: Yeah!
Mac(shakes head): You know, ever since Danny started liking rap he's been talking like Lil Jon.
Danny: What!
Flack: Mac says that you're acting to much like Lil Jon lately
Danny: What!
Aiden: You're too much like Lil Jon.
Danny: What!
Mac: Oh, nevermind.
Danny: Ok!
Flack: Danny, I need you to process this when we get back.
Danny: Ok!
Flack: Um, thanks...
Danny: Yeah!
Aiden: So, Danny, what are your plans for this weekend?
Danny: What!
Aiden: I said, what are you doing on saturday.
Danny: I'm gonna get crunked!
Mac: Danny, will you start acting more professional.
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Oh, just stop it dammit.
Danny: What!
Flack: She wants to you to talk normally.
Danny: What!
Aiden: Just act like a normal person.
Danny: What!
Mac: Shut-it.
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Stop.
Danny: Yeah, I don't understand what got over me to talk like that.
Mac: Much better Danny.
Danny: What!
Stella: Noooo
I'd kill myself laughing if that ever happened. :lol:
Hehehe thanks
. I think I'll expand on it more...Original version:
Stella and Danny are investigating a crime scene(picture Danny saying his words the Lil' Jon way)
Stella: Danny, did you collect any evidence?
Danny: Yeah!
Stella: What did you get?
Danny: What!
Stella: I said, what evidence did you collect?
Danny: What!
Stella: WHAT EVIDENCE DID YOU COLLECT!
Danny: What!
Stella: Ok, just, forgot about it.
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Danny, can you go search over there
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Um, thanks. Good luck.
Danny: Yeah!
Danny walks away.
Stella(under her breath):Curse that Lil' Jon and his sayings.
Danny(replies super loud):What?
Expanded one:
Stella, Danny, Mac, Aiden and Flack are all investagating a crime scene(picture Danny saying his lines in a Lil Jon voice)
Stella: Danny, can you come here for a second.
Danny: OK!
Stella: Danny, does this look like a nail to you.
Danny: Yeah!
Mac(shakes head): You know, ever since Danny started liking rap he's been talking like Lil Jon.
Danny: What!
Flack: Mac says that you're acting to much like Lil Jon lately
Danny: What!
Aiden: You're too much like Lil Jon.
Danny: What!
Mac: Oh, nevermind.
Danny: Ok!
Flack: Danny, I need you to process this when we get back.
Danny: Ok!
Flack: Um, thanks...
Danny: Yeah!
Aiden: So, Danny, what are your plans for this weekend?
Danny: What!
Aiden: I said, what are you doing on saturday.
Danny: I'm gonna get crunked!
Mac: Danny, will you start acting more professional.
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Oh, just stop it dammit.
Danny: What!
Flack: She wants to you to talk normally.
Danny: What!
Aiden: Just act like a normal person.
Danny: What!
Mac: Shut-it.
Danny: Ok!
Stella: Stop.
Danny: Yeah, I don't understand what got over me to talk like that.
Mac: Much better Danny.
Danny: What!
Stella: Noooo
I'd kill myself laughing if that ever happened. :lol:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
Mac: Do you want to be fired?
Danny: What!
Mac: Canned?
Danny: What!
Mac: Jobless?
Danny: What!
Mac: Laid off? Pink slipped? Terminated? Unemployed?
Danny: What!
Mac: That's it. You're gone. Get out!
Danny: Noooooooooo. Give me one more chance.
Mac: It's a shame to lose you. You could be a good CSI if you want to. Last chance. Get to work.
Danny: What!
Danny: What!
Mac: Do you want to be fired?
Danny: What!
Mac: Canned?
Danny: What!
Mac: Jobless?
Danny: What!
Mac: Laid off? Pink slipped? Terminated? Unemployed?
Danny: What!
Mac: That's it. You're gone. Get out!
Danny: Noooooooooo. Give me one more chance.
Mac: It's a shame to lose you. You could be a good CSI if you want to. Last chance. Get to work.
Danny: What!
diamondgirl
Lab Technician
Re: Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY
(Crossover between NY and Vegas)
Mac: Hi.
Grissom: Hello.
Mac: Mac Taylor, who the hell are you?
Grissom: Gil Grissom. Nice to meet you too.
Mac: that's nice. This is my partner, Stella Bonasera.
Grissom: Well hello, Stella.
Stella: Hey.
Grissom: This is my partner, Catherine Willows.
Catherine: Pleasure to meet ya,Stella.
Stella: Nice to meet ya too, Catherine.
In the Vegas Crime lab..
(Horny by Mousse T is playing and Danny happens to be dancing like Mr.Bean)
Sara: This one would definitely make it onto the nine o' clock news!
Greg: Yup. sure would.
Flack: Yeah, and they would describe him as a public nuisance.
Nick: And an embarrasment.(laughs)
Warrick: Everyone in Vegas would be watchin' that.
Hawkes: (points and laughs at danny)
(Gil,Catherine,Mac and Stella enter.)
Gil,Catherine,Mac and Stella: Danny!
Dannyturns around) Uh,Oh!
Macwalks over to Danny and starts grabbing his neck and attempts to stangle him like Homer simpson.)
(Crossover between NY and Vegas)
Mac: Hi.
Grissom: Hello.
Mac: Mac Taylor, who the hell are you?
Grissom: Gil Grissom. Nice to meet you too.
Mac: that's nice. This is my partner, Stella Bonasera.
Grissom: Well hello, Stella.
Stella: Hey.
Grissom: This is my partner, Catherine Willows.
Catherine: Pleasure to meet ya,Stella.
Stella: Nice to meet ya too, Catherine.
In the Vegas Crime lab..
(Horny by Mousse T is playing and Danny happens to be dancing like Mr.Bean)
Sara: This one would definitely make it onto the nine o' clock news!
Greg: Yup. sure would.
Flack: Yeah, and they would describe him as a public nuisance.
Nick: And an embarrasment.(laughs)
Warrick: Everyone in Vegas would be watchin' that.
Hawkes: (points and laughs at danny)
(Gil,Catherine,Mac and Stella enter.)
Gil,Catherine,Mac and Stella: Danny!
Danny
turns around) Uh,Oh!Mac
walks over to Danny and starts grabbing his neck and attempts to stangle him like Homer simpson.)- Status