Quotes you want to, should, or will never hear on CSI NY.

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ah. that's great. :lol: you guys never cease to impress me with your quotes.
 
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LOL!!!!

idea!!!

*Mac and IA tangoing around office, Stella comes in*
Stella: WHAT?! Mac?!
*Mac steps franctically away from IA*
Mac: Um, I can explain-
Stella: You dunce, don't you know it takes three to tango?
IA: OOH, I'm in line for this menage a trois.

Angie
 
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Oh my God. Just the thought! I wanna be in line for that menage a trois. With Mac and Stella, that is. *jumps in line*
 
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Oh my God. Just the thought! I wanna be in line for that menage a trois. With Mac and Stella, that is. *jumps in line*
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I may have to join the fun - if only for the Stella-love. :devil: **jumps in line behind GLW ** :devil: :devil:
 
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omg this whole line of thought is effing hilarious!!!! everybody TANGO!!!
 
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Danny: Stella, you had me from hello.
Stella (scoffs): Had you?
Danny (rolling eyes): Look what you did!
Stella: What?!
Danny: You always screw up your lines. You're suppose to go (bats eyelashes)," Oh Danny, reeealy?" but you, you're a romantic nightmare.
Stella: Come on, Danny. I can tell you weren't serious.
Danny: Hey neither do them chicks in those black and white movies
Stella: Chicks? Um, not the best word to woo women with.
Danny: Woo? What the hell is that?!
(Stella walks away smiling)
Danny: Hey, is it like Kung Fu?
 
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Is it like Kung Fu? Priceless. That made me laugh so hard. And I sure needed it, as today looks like it will be hell at work.
 
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Flack: (playing truth or dare with danny and aiden) Danny, I dare you to streak down the main hallway and run into mac's office.
Danny: Ok! I'll be quick. *singing as he takes off his shirt* i want to break free..... i want to BREAK FREE....oh how i want to be free...*
[edited by the pg-13-o-meter]
Danny: *finished, fully clothed* There. *pulls twizzlers out of his pockets* I stopped at the 7-11 down the street and got these for you guys! *grins happily*
Aiden: Danny! You were supposed to stay IN the building! *munches twizzler* Whatever. Danny, now YOU dare someone!

....to be continued by someone else....
 
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Danny: (singing)I like big butts and i cannot lie...
Flack: Ewww.... so that means you like the butt of my wrinkly , old , grandma,huh?
Danny: I didnt say that.
Flack: Yeah right, Danny!

5 mins later..
Flack: Mac! Stella! Hawkes!
(they turn around) What!
Flack: Danny said that he likes the old, big, wrinkly butt of my grandma.
(Danny walks out)
All 3: Ewwwww! Yuck, Danny!
 
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Is it like Kung Fu? Priceless. That made me laugh so hard. And I sure needed it, as today looks like it will be hell at work.
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Thanks GLW! I'm glad to make your day a little better. Got tons more up my sleeve. ;)
 
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*Danny walks into work wearing a pink shirt*

Mac (stopping abruptly): What's that?
Danny (looking around): Where?
Mac: On you. Is that pink?
Danny: No, it's strawberry.
(Mac scoffs and Aiden walks up)
Aiden (hiding a smile): Nice shirt.
Danny (pushing glasses up on nose): Think so?
Aiden: I think I've got a pink dress in the same shade.
(Danny clenches teeth)
Danny: It's not pink...It's strawberry.
Flack (walking by): Hi guys...
(Flack stops just a few feet in front of them then turns)
Flack (chuckling): You didn't.
(Danny rips off shirt and stomps on it)
Danny (while stomping): It's...not...pink... It's STRAWBERRY!!
Stella (approaches and watches skeptically): Well, whatever it was it's dead now.
 
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LOL, well that's one way to get Danny out of his shirt. :lol: :devil:

But I think it's Flack's actually wearing a pink shirt this season, and damn if it doesn't look fine on him! It's a deep light pink, and I never thought I'd like a pink shirt on a guy, but I do love this shirt. :D
 
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*Danny walks into work wearing a pink shirt*

Mac (stopping abruptly): What's that?
Danny (looking around): Where?
Mac: On you. Is that pink?
Danny: No, it's strawberry.
(Mac scoffs and Aiden walks up)
Aiden (hiding a smile): Nice shirt.
Danny (pushing glasses up on nose): Think so?
Aiden: I think I've got a pink dress in the same shade.
(Danny clenches teeth)
Danny: It's not pink...It's strawberry.
Flack (walking by): Hi guys...
(Flack stops just a few feet in front of them then turns)
Flack (chuckling): You didn't.
(Danny rips off shirt and stomps on it)
Danny (while stomping): It's...not...pink... It's STRAWBERRY!!
Stella (approaches and watches skeptically): Well, whatever it was it's dead now.
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LOL!! And omg I love the reply after it... "That's one way to get him out of his shirt..." :lol: :devil: Great minds DO think alike.

Truth or dare, part 2...

Danny: Okay. Flack, I dare you to go up to Stella and say something totally unprofessional.

Flack: Uh... okay... *goes up to Stella* Hey, Stella!
Stella: Yeah, Flack, what is it?
Flack: Uh, um... *looks over at the VERY encouraging Danny and Aiden* Yeah, um, you know, I know sometimes you like to say 'no.' But if I were to take you home... would you still say the same?
Stella:[censored by PG-13 O-Meter]
*Flack goes back to circle with red mark on his face*
Flack: Happy now, asshole?
Danny: *smiling gleefully, like a kid in a candy store* Much. Now I got you back for that time you hung me on the ceiling! Now you dare Aiden.

To be continued by someone else... :devil:

Angie
 
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oh man, horatioandme, that was PRICELESS. its like ross' pink shirt from friends... "IT'S SALMON!!!"
 
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