Alright. Just a quick catching up before I hit the road and run like hell for the hills for a few days. I'll expect some new chapters when I get back, mind you.
WARNING - THIS IS GONNA BE LONG - 7 CHPTS WORTH YA KNOW
PAC Bridge FB - Chappie 43 - 50
First and foremost, LMH I made ya another T-Shirt, gonna make more and sell them too at the next Sprinklie Awards, but here's yours now -
* holds up to display front * "Good Girl"
*turns to display the back * "MY
ASS!!!!"
Wore one of my faves to work today, a plain navy blue, with teeny tiny white script in the middle of the chest, such as one would have to lean in to be able to read... says:
"Nosy little f***** aren't you???" :lol:
OK. Onto Pac Bridge Proper.
CHPT 44
Best Man Mac (well we all knew that didn't we?) gonna be all polished up in a tux? awwww. Natsky'll want him to have white latex gloves too, but I digress. Eric's getting a little erm, peckish? happens to all of us. Aw, Delko and Hawkes out on the town, there's a few I'd luv to see walk into a bar to play some pool. Nuthing like some hot guys playing with sticks and balls, trick shots into pockets, reverse spin and all that...
Onwards - bubble bath massage. Just luv how Mac narrates himself. Too funny. Panting Poets, there it is. Next, H&S captive love, too sweet. Gotta say tho, that's the quietest Stel's been in a loooong time...
CHPT 45
Oy! didn't Montana's mouth just hit trucker central! Breaker, breaker, come in Big Mama :lol: Um , wait a sec, um
Fruit Boy??? What the hell is that??? Now I've called a lot of people a blue streak such as is visible from orbit, ...but Fruit Boy??? :lol: :lol: :lol: aw, poor Danny, and way to go Mac, "cursed" him with two. Someone get a shovel to get him offa the floor wouldja? Fancy a hard-bitten seen-it-all CSI fainting in the delivery room. More Twins? Always knew there was something funny in the water there. East River or the Hudson? Well, Manhattan is an island. No wonder it's so crowded there. Huh.
Ain't Mac just da man. Never show fear, especially to twins. Good to know.
awww, congrats to the double dad and trucker ma monroe. Very sweet.
CHPT 46
*cue music, Union Choral are in da houuuuuuse* Stel & H announce they're heading to the beaches of Miami... Mind you, it's a heck of a place for a wedding and a party now isn't it?? Not so far away, same time-zone and everything. (wasn't gonna say nuthin' bout Eric's jet lag; flying does take it outta ya, regardless)
CHPT 47
Oct 26. Got it. Hey there Sens, you can crash with me iffen ya like, I can getcha's all a deal on tickets. Be Red Eye mind you. Oh. New Detective?? *cue union choral, go go! go!!* (Phew. Almost missed that one.) "Poor" Flackie, left on his lonesome to chat up the waitress. Right. "Behave?" A La Austin Powers??
Looks up - *sighs and calls out to Union Choral* - Sorry guys, they're at it again. Ciggies out, you can take a longer break later. Off ya go, wildcats are raowring away, claws are out. *punches notes into PDA* Right. Zoo Story, the Sequel - "Petting Zoo: This Ain't No Pony Ride."
Wow. more absent reality, orbital soaring, flashing colours and lights - wonder what she's on?? *slaps head* right. Mac. She's on Mac. That would do it, sure enuff.
- wait now -
Arse-tossing??? 'Scuse me?? (Just had a vision of Caber-Tossing, Scottish style. Uuuuuup and over...)
aaand, a nice finish to chappie. Wouldn't ya luv to have a pair of those electro-cardio shock paddles, Macky-style, to be revived with...
* charging, 100 -
CLEAR!!! * BAWOOMP
* charging, 200 -
CLEAR!!! * BAAAA-WOOOMP
* charging, 300 - *
"No!!!!"
"That's too high!! 10 mils Epinephrine -" - takes needle -"You idiot, that's Nora Ephron, she'll kill us all, gimme the other one!"
*squish*
"- NOTHING!!! Alright - "
* Charging, 300, let's go...
CLEAR!!!!! * BAAAAA-WOOOOOOOOMPHIE!!!
"Doctor, we've got a pulse, it's got a rhythm, um - oh... er, guys, um, lookit that, they're pulsing, rhythmically." *shields eyes* "Right. Who's wants to write this one up??? You there, LMH, how 'bout you?"
er, Sorry. Got some CBS writers stopping in for a tour, we got carried away. uh, it won't happen again? Course it will. It's telly. :lol: :lol: :lol:
CHPT 48
Taz Spaz throws bowl of crisps - "FOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIGHT YAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!" *hee hee heeee*
oops,er sorry. Right. I'll just sweep those up then. Coulda been worse. Coulda been Puddin. awwwwwww, widdle tempermental macster, too freakin adorable, just too much, awww
and gurgling girls, kicking away - atta girls, start working on that kickin technique, comes in ever so handy, I do consulting work, gimme a call, right? Anytime :lol:
Oh boy, jolly in the holly, a whole new christmas carol waiting to be written right there, stocking stuffer, being all lit up, and so on and so on... Right. Pencil that one in for a few months down the line eh LMH??
CHPT 49
Taz Spaz El scrapes bowl of puddin empty - *looks up* oh, hiya. *looks around, picks up empty Puddin Pop Box and hurls it* Guess that doesn't work so well, eh? What. Look around - see how many LMH left on the floor here?? She and Macky filled the hot tub with it earlier. I hadda go out and buy my own just to make a snack for me. And thanks for sharing by the way there LMH, your magnanimosity is duly noted... :lol: I'll give Bill Cosby a call for ya, maybe he'll get Jello to be a PAC Sponsor... whaddaya think???
Onwards!!! Well, now who knew they could speak in tongues like that. Hey! - New T-shirt - *scribbles and ammends* Slick Bud and Puddin Pop. Baby Oil's on hiatus, cookin on a beach down in Miami I think. Wants to go seriously gangsta. I don't think anyone'll take him seriously mind you, but hey, to each their own, right?
More quantum physics. More clouds? Gotta luv the weather in NY. Sunshine'll only getcha so far. A harvest moon is nice though. Very prominent in the sky. Just saw another one a few nights ago, and here's one again right here. Well, that's the weather for you.
Wow. Again? *waves off Union Choral* nah nah, they're on a different plane tonight, go take it easy. And be forewarned. There's a possible gig on the road in October. *Peeks in on Messer/Monroe.* Well. Sshhhhhh. At least someone's sleeping.
CHPT 50
Aww, toothbrush alert. Just as well. That garlic bread was pretty loaded. Hooo.
:lol: :lol: loooookeeeee there - "
Mister" Jolly, awwww, so much better, don't you think?? Yah. Got a mind of his own, always lookin' for a good grinding time :lol:
Mint Oil?? Menthol-lip-tis indeed.
* cues Union Choral for Mac* "Got the munchies?? Nuthing else will doooo" (Nice job guys, thanks. Standby cue 50.2...)
* cues Union Choral for Peyton* "The Performance Series: X-Factor Extremo Fierce Thirst Quencher - Is It
In You??"
(Truth is stranger than fiction, all those are real ya know...
) Sponsor Blurb: "Introducing Rain Flavour - Start Crisp. Finish Clean. Stay Cool In The Heat." (I'm telling ya I am NOT making that up :lol: just ah, twisting it sidways a little :lol
*Union Choral hold up a series of placards* "10, 9.6, 9, 10"
El nods approval. What. It was a nice finish, after all. Grabs Thirst Quencher. Right - take five guys, rest up. LMH is on one heck of a tear lately. We'll do a round of Jello shooters later once everyone's off the clock.
Alright then, that'll do me, there's really someplace else I've got to be, so sayonnara til sunday or so. See yas
