Pac Story: Magic Under New York Bridge

Thankies.... and those are some happy set of balls...you have there....Have they been visiting The Taylor home"? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p :p :lol: :lol:




Yup, have been... just about! Cosey little place, so full of action: joyriding, scaring off the birds, wedding proposals you can only dream of.:devil: In one word, it has it all.

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Right back at ya! :lol:
 
um, Sens, If those happy balls are mac's you better be sharing....I'm just sayin' :lol:

OK FB on CHPTS 35 - 41. Lessee then.

CHPT 35
ooh *urgh* some harsh edgy drama there LMH, wow.

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CHPT 36
awwwwww, guess who's a-coming *cough* to dinner...? how freakin adorable is that? :lol: (Pssst - and when did I miss that first "dinner and thensome??")

*sigh* butterflies, so sweet and pastoral and - oh wait, what are they - oh, scuse me, I'll just duck out then, don't worry, I'll turn down the lasagna in the oven too, uh - right. *ahem* bye.

gosh, don't you just luv a good snog? delish. :lol: soul blender, and speaking in tongues. Sounds like *oodles* of fun... :p

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CHPT 37
ooh, more fluttering butterflys, raining butterflys, well now, who knew. Oh my. more slippery wishes? gonna need to print another run of those t-shirts again. I think we could all do with that sort of break from reality, don't you?

Knock knock, who's there? H? Stel? Anyone? - apparently no one's there, they took off giggling into the night quickly enough didn't they? :lol: Gosh, kids these days...

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CHPT 38
So Mac kicks doors down with a woman in his arms, and H kicks them shut. Interesting variance in technique.

Stel & H? Well damn, who's a horny couple then :lol: and I never knew that H could um, dance, quite like that, wowo. And Stel's just killing me here, she's shortlisted for her very own Towel Award, too funny.

And "Horstellaio!!!???" :lol: sounds like an old-world toast of some sort doesnt' it? :lol: luv it, will cheers someone with it at first opportunity, and they'll buy it, sounds convincing, and they'll never guess why I'm having difficulty getting my drink down for laughing... :p

"any kinks?" he asks kindly after... um, you mean beside the previous activities?? Horstellaio, Oi! and the Rodeo's in town, how about that. Well now. Ride Sally Ride.

(um, yippee-kay-yaayyy ?? *cough* what. stop looking at me like that. what? *sheesh*)

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CHPT 39
Ack, noooo, more dark foreshadowing, *throws something at Union Choral Angels * stop, wouldja stop with the hitchcockian music??! just stop. it's all angsty enough thanks. freakin' take five or something willya?

whooo. OK. you can come back. he's gone for now.

OK, um, Eric and Danno? small Pac coupon book please. "hmmm, ever get any action?" "yeah I got a taste..." :lol: :lol: :lol: too frikken funny

Hey!! I wuz a punk! what's wrong with punks???? :lol: c'mon..... f*&%#$@# :lol: :lol: damn laughing punks... :lol: The whole of the NYPD came along and arrested them - um for *what* pray tell? for laughing and interupting Horstellaio-play?? How durst they. Honestly. :p

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CHPT 40
No! Stop with the Hitchcock music, I'm warning you... ...that's better. You just take another five or so. *wave the band away*

Aw, some toothbrush cuteness there, wee bairns.

*band points at watches and holds up contracts*

alright alright. go ahead then, if you must... "Mac knew, this was walking into hell, one more time..." *cue band - aaand GO! Q41 *

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CHPT 41
*Union Choral Angels shuffle over and discuss whether their contract obliges them to cover Horstellaio too* El considers, then decides "nah, they make one hell of a racket between them, no one'll hear you anyways. you're fine. off you go then."

El hears more "screaming" during their drive-by and drops coffee cup. Holy F***, was that them again?? Again????? Good freakin lord. No one in this city will be able to sleep tonight will they. *turns up music loud* sheesh. And, wha? A proposal? Aw, congratulations H & Stel. Buncha Tree Huggers.

Ends with Mac on the hunt, very sinister. Go tracker recon marine Mac.

*calls Union Choral over and discusses options to expand mandate to also cover generic soundtrack material* Alright then. We'll see what Mac comes up with then...

That's a wrap kids. 'Later.

*raises glass* Horstellaio!! (see? see?? you'd never know wouldja... :p)
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:I can't catch my breath :lol: :lol: :lol:christ El....to funny. I love it...Thanks for the delishous helping of SNARK. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*Raises glass back...."Horstellaio" :lol: :lol: :lol:


***********CHAPTER"S 42-43 are up********************


Chapter 43 has a scene from El Snarko's post :) :) Spilled Coffee :lol: :lol:
 
Oh Luving, what you're doing to our man?
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Getting him stabbed *nurse J on the run for a first aid kitt*. And Peyton as Ramboette
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Bet she looks good with a bandana and all in black. Danny blaring Blue Moon. Now we know where our newst A/C/D Idol has been hanging out. Maybe HE scared the birds away, but Stella's got H eating out of her Hand. Somewhere I hear doves cry.

All in all. That was Hillarious
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YOU ROCK!!!
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:God!!! You guys are killing me with laughter here :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love it...and where did you get those little smiles??? Huh...c'mon...share :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"You Guys Rock...Always keeping me smiling" :lol: :lol:
 
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Hee hee hee
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Awww. A fantastic rare mid-day treat for me. Gonna FB now before I fall behind again. :lol:


CHPT 42
it's the ballad of Peter Pumpkin Eater... or is this the guy who Picked a Peck of Piquant Pickled Peppersomethin or others? Why are there all these Parables with guys named Peter who seem to have these Peculiar food related Personal Problems anyways? Or stalk & stab People with Poinards? Peter Peter Pathologically Paranoid Pissed Psycho, got Pasted, had a Payload of six bullets Painfully Ploughed into his chest by Pawky Peyton, who far from being Passive or Paralyzed by Panic, Proceeded Pell-mell in Pyjamas and with blind Panache Prevailing over the predator with a Pistol before any of the Precinct Paraded in. Alright alright, enough pointelss pontification. Ramboette indeed, who needs a scalpel. Guess all the practice with Mac's firearms paid off in the end didn't it?

Oh, and pardon me, but what's the crime in housing a bunk house? Poor punks being picked on and imprisoned by the NYPD on pure principle alone... what's up with that anyways?? (*utters profane words*) :p okay, alright I'll stop, sorry.

Onto...

CHPT 43
Ah, Treehuggers. Bark worse than the bite here? Freaky-deaky H, another Nature Boy, eh? Guess Stella also gave Danno the Bird too ("screw you?"), let alone scaring one off.

I'm thinking H's moon might be more pink than blue :lol: (there's a song for that too..."I saw it written and I saw it say, Pink moon is on its way, Its a pink, pink, pink, pink, pink moon...")

Um, I'm actually surprised it took so long to find Horstellaio, I thought someone mighta called in a noise complaint...?

Blue Moon, and Mac's not the only one in stitches, awwww. :lol: This will be forgotten once they're married? Uh-hum ,noooo, I'm thinking that right there would be a story told in a speech at the wedding reception, c'mon folks, that's prime fodder right there.

What? Five bullets? I counted six shots... oh don't tell me she missed one? Not Ramboette? Well, maybe that last one passed overtop as the guy went down, she didn't see him fall what with her eyes closed an' everything...

The Squealing Moon: A Haiku. *ahem*

Freaky Leaves Rustle
Ruff Bark, Squealing Moon Rises
Blue Glow, Birds Alight.

PS ~ Oh hey, uh, did H take off his shades for any of this...? :lol:


Fun fun fun LMH :D :D :D Luved it. ;)
 
I was sighning off, but El's snark toggled me back here. So I just put the peddle to it...

Oh God, El, that was just hillarious again. Thanks for a good night's tale.

And for those sunnies of H, I think they went up and off... up and off... up and off... *if that's even possible*.

So, and now I am off. Nighties and till tomorrow.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:Oh!!! you guys are amazing... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: "God"...what a awesome helping of Snark :lol: :lol: :lol:

** Hey "El Snarko"......Your kitchen helpers have arrived **

**************Pac 44 & 45 is up******************


**Welcome back Natty** :)
 
It's
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in PAC-Land. Priceless chappies Luving.

While Peyton is in the
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Macky is at it again.
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Pop up the champagne. Twins again :devil: :devil: It's getting crowded overhere. Great going.

Seeya
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Good morning...

Chapters 46 and 47 have arrived....Enjoy

************Warning Very Naughty Kids*************** :devil:
 
Reading, easing long days, will FB sooooooooon :lol:

thankies for writing things that make the day a happier place to be... :p

El
 
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Love is in the air... *Marked October 26th in my calender*. Booked an airline ticket at the Horstellio Airlines over in Tasmania. Bring lots of buckets to catch al those love tears and something to lick of all those wounds. :devil: :devil:

Thnx for sharing Luving.
 
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