Re: You Know You've Watched To Much CSI When..
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- you see a CSI test kit that does fifteen tests each of fingerprint, blood, hair, and trace. Even though it's eighty dollars you flip out and beg your mom for it but she says, "We'll see what Christmas brings..." and you squeal knowing fully well she'll buy it along with the CSI Senses game.
- start thinking beyond the evidence and go to an obvious suspect in a mock CSI investigation for eigth grade science and freak out when your team's number three in the grade. We acted out our theory for our teacher and she just watched us amazed and went back to work, shaking her head...tehe.
- constantly think back to when you climbed up a tree with a huge container, with holes of course, for a million caterpillars, ladybugs, and tiny butterfiles and wouldn't come down until you dad made the boy trying to kill them sign a statement you drew up that went like...
"I, (his name), solemnly swear with my right hand on the family bible that I shall never ever again kill, threaten to kill, talk about killing, or mock bugs on the terms that if I, (his name), breaks these terms, (my name), will call up Dr. Gilbert Grissom to give me a very lengthy lecture on the bugs of the world and their attributes and why we should worship them. On top of this, while I,(his name), am at it, I shall never take CSI, CSI:NY, CSI:Miami, any and all of the characters of all three, any and all of the actors of all three, producers and writers and editors of all three, The Who and their work, and anything else that has to do with CSI in vain. Signature x________ Date_____ Witnessed by__________ Drafter's Signature x________" I also included an oath for my father to fill out that he shall abide and enforce these rules as well and to judge this boy as I did, filth for disrespecting CSI. He laughed and went along and yet does not abide to this, go figure. And what's pathetic is I'm a freshman... The kid thought I was crazy and just ran off. Of course I chased him and made him sign it still :lol: