Hi I'm new here my personal favourites are:
Stella to Mac at the end of "Recycling", after she had won their bet... "Sometimes you're the dog...and sometimes you're the hydrant!" (as she plucks the $10 bill out of his hand, LOL. I guess Mac was the hydrant, that day...)
~Zoo York~
Danny:Just take a deep breath, don't let him know your afraid, because he can sense when your nervous.
Lindsay:The tiger is tranqualized, I think I can handle it.
Danny:I'm talking about Mac.
Stella: (After answering her cell page) "I can tell it's going to be a very busy day...do you want to switch places?"
Hawkes: (With very big grin) "Sure!" (Hands her a saw) "See that guy there? First you're going to cut off his right arm...then his left leg."
Stella: "Mmmmm...see you later!"
[Danny holds up a fingerprint sample, stares at it through the light of a torch]
Det. Stella Bonasera: You are gonna do more than just stare at it.
Danny Messer: I am waiting for it to talk to me.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Then you might have to buy it a drink first.
Flack: 'So a crapsicle killed this guy?'
Stella: 'Mac,you should get some sleep.'
Mac: 'What's sleep?'
Mac: Me, I don't pity you Darius. There's a lot of people with worse stories than yours. They never hurt anyone. You killed twelve people in two states over the last seventy-two hours and you want me to feel sorry for you because your daddy didn't kiss you when you were a baby? You asked for my help. I did help you. You're where you belong. You rot in hell you son of a bitch!
Pino: Lets get a more precise TOD.
Danny: You're not serious.
Pino: There's gotta be a bathroom there right?
Danny:Yeah
Pino: Be a good boy scout. Find a thermometer.
Danny: It's your lucky day doc.
Pino: Nice. Now, plant it in the end zone and put some points on the board. (pause) Messer? Is it in?
Danny: Give me a second. Rigor's setting in.
Pino: Welcome to my world.
flack: Who? who? he's an owl now.
Mac: Get the hell out of my building.
Stella: "Something gooey here."
Mac: "Gooey? That's a good forensic word. Gooey. I have to use that more."
Danny: Get me a slice of pizza. Pepperoni. Just fold it over and slide it under the door.
Flack: That's no way to treat good pizza.
Mac: Welcome to the house of trinogamy.
Hawkes: Wow, I gotta admit this was not what I expected.
Mac: I'll bite. What were you expecting?
Hawkes: I dunno...lava lamps, weird tapestry, a robo-spanker, maybe a couple of big--
Mac: (cuts him off) Alright, alright. I'm sorry I asked.
Flack: You play poker?
Stella: Occasionally... you got a problem with that?
Flack: Yeah. Cause you're physically incapable of keepin' a straight face. Now Mac, he's a guy with a poker face, who knows what he's thinkin
Stella: What do you do when you can't sleep?
Mac: Work.
Stella: Ok what do normal people do?