It has come to my attention that a certain CSI:NY moderator, whose name begins with MrsGiovinazzo (a fallacious username I might add) has become increasingly hostile in her opposition of my sole claim to eternal bonding with Carmine.
Let's get something straight here. I am not the sharing or generous type. I welcome the occasional video camera, but that's it! Regardless of my recent lack of communication with Carmine, I want to reinforce my entitlement. The laws of love were not meant to be broken by some corrupt, power-hungry moderator, who thinks that being female somehow gives her a slight edge in proclaiming her status, or trying to debunk my Bush Reports©, at that. Your insinuations pointing to recent news bullets was the last straw!!
To that end, there can be only one resolution to this dillemma. I propose a fight, man to woman, as it was done in the olden days. And I'll have you all know that I am trained in multiple techniques that not even Carmine knows about (Unless Eddie has taught him). Anyway, the champion will walk away not only with bragging rights, but with the keys to Carmine's heart.
I'm calling you out, Mrs G. The Pay-Per-View channels are booking a time slot. The ultimate match will be happening in mid-November.
Are you up to the challenge, or will you surrender now?
Let's get something straight here. I am not the sharing or generous type. I welcome the occasional video camera, but that's it! Regardless of my recent lack of communication with Carmine, I want to reinforce my entitlement. The laws of love were not meant to be broken by some corrupt, power-hungry moderator, who thinks that being female somehow gives her a slight edge in proclaiming her status, or trying to debunk my Bush Reports©, at that. Your insinuations pointing to recent news bullets was the last straw!!
To that end, there can be only one resolution to this dillemma. I propose a fight, man to woman, as it was done in the olden days. And I'll have you all know that I am trained in multiple techniques that not even Carmine knows about (Unless Eddie has taught him). Anyway, the champion will walk away not only with bragging rights, but with the keys to Carmine's heart.
I'm calling you out, Mrs G. The Pay-Per-View channels are booking a time slot. The ultimate match will be happening in mid-November.
Are you up to the challenge, or will you surrender now?
