jkladis said:
there can be only one resolution to this dillemma. I propose a fight, man to woman, as it was done in the olden days.
As I mediate disputes professionally, I'm certain we could have achieved an amicable resolution of this matter. Our interests are not incompatible. While you have long staked claim to Carmine's heart, I have never expressed interest in that particular organ.
Let's get something straight here. I am not the sharing or generous type. I welcome the occasional video camera, but that's it! Regardless of my recent lack of communication with Carmine, I want to reinforce my entitlement.
That's unfortunate. In a community such as this, where 50 women vie to nail the same man, sharing is essential. The common CSI Files courtesy is to take your turn, then pass Carmine along to the next girl. It's that spirit of cooperation that enables us to peacefully coexist. Only a man would be selfish enough to insist on full "entitlement."
I've gotta have him all to myself. He's all mine and I'm not gonna share because I'm not secure enough in myself to think he'd ever come back to me. That's right,
jkladis, refuse to share. Be a petty little man. Screw community. It's every bush-dwelling freak for themselves.
I'm calling you out, Mrs G. The Pay-Per-View channels are booking a time slot. The ultimate match will be happening in mid-November.
Are you up to the challenge, or will you surrender now?
Consider it on, bee-atch. I realize you started this thread because you're still smarting from the sting of your recent punking (
MrsG: 1;
jkladis: 0 :lol
, but you ain't seen nothing yet.
the champion will walk away not only with bragging rights, but with the keys to Carmine's heart.
Bragging rights alone would have been enough motivation for me, but thanks for the extra incentive.
Get your seats to the Deathmatch now, ladies. I'm ready to rumble.
Jkladis is going dooooown ... and not on Carmine.
Thanks for all your support, girls!
I won't let you down. This bush-dwelling pansy is in for a serious ass kicking. He actually claims sole entitlement to
our man. Can you believe that s**t???
