Mrs. G vs jkladis: Fight for the Banana
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got my ticket!!!! woohoo!!!
** waves ticket frantically in the air, spilling popcorn**
ya think maybe we should have a big fat slogan on the side of the plane? jus so jkladis can remind himself he gonna not get so much as a look in with the banana?? hehe :devil:
MrsG... make sure you get a nice big pair of those suicide girls stillettos to stamp on jkladis :lol:
** waves ticket frantically in the air, spilling popcorn**
ya think maybe we should have a big fat slogan on the side of the plane? jus so jkladis can remind himself he gonna not get so much as a look in with the banana?? hehe :devil:
MrsG... make sure you get a nice big pair of those suicide girls stillettos to stamp on jkladis :lol:
MrsGiovinazzo
CSI Level Three
No worries there. I'm all about the stillettos. I'm just sad that I'm gonna end up having to throw out a good pair after they end up with little pieces of jkladis' rectum stuck all over the heel. But that's okay. It's for a good cause.
I can take it.
Oh, and don't you worry about my recent absence. I just returned from a few nights spent with my man. That's right, he let me back in for a pseudo-fling. Offering me a hot shower and shave was very kind, I made sure to return a favor. I can't say yet that we are back together as a "couple", but I'm confident that I will crush your empty claims of triumph and move on to my satisfying boy.
Please, continue with your graphic descriptions, Mrs. G. I need scrapbook material to show our kids. :lol:
Oh, and don't you worry about my recent absence. I just returned from a few nights spent with my man. That's right, he let me back in for a pseudo-fling. Offering me a hot shower and shave was very kind, I made sure to return a favor. I can't say yet that we are back together as a "couple", but I'm confident that I will crush your empty claims of triumph and move on to my satisfying boy.
Please, continue with your graphic descriptions, Mrs. G. I need scrapbook material to show our kids. :lol:
MrsGiovinazzo
CSI Level Three
Enjoy that last fling, baby. I hope it was out-freaking-standing because come Friday, your dream of exclusivity will be shattered.jkladis said:
Oh, and don't you worry about my recent absence. I just returned from a few nights spent with my man. That's right, he let me back in for a pseudo-fling. Offering me a hot shower and shave was very kind, I made sure to return a favor. I can't say yet that we are back together as a "couple", but I'm confident that I will crush your empty claims of triumph and move on to my satisfying boy.
By "our kids" I do hope you're referring to your alleged love child with Carmine, as opposed to any jkladis / MrsG kids. The only way you and I will be reproducing is if my heel in your ass consistitutes intercourse and you somehow manage to conceive as a result. :lol:
:lol: @ feenx either that or he thought it was Earl!
i can jus see carmine gettin his whole bathroom re tiled, a new shower put in, bath, mirror, and new razors. He may have thought he was being kind to a homeless man, but he obviously didnt realise it was going to cost him so much!!!! :lol:
oh, jkladis, try to enjoy the "anal-probe" that is to be MrsG's stilleto heel.. its the only hard thing u gonna be feelin until the cops have u in cuffs for breaking your 151st restraint order! :lol:
i can jus see carmine gettin his whole bathroom re tiled, a new shower put in, bath, mirror, and new razors. He may have thought he was being kind to a homeless man, but he obviously didnt realise it was going to cost him so much!!!! :lol:
oh, jkladis, try to enjoy the "anal-probe" that is to be MrsG's stilleto heel.. its the only hard thing u gonna be feelin until the cops have u in cuffs for breaking your 151st restraint order! :lol:
