Mac & Stella #5: Tie Me To The Hood, Baby

:lol: :lol: What are you giving ME them?!!?! I'm not making a kinky salad. *hands pickle, cucumber and watermelon over to Jorja* Your honor, these belong to you in parliament.

 

Wait, parliment . I'm bad with politics and even worse with making salad. Don't worry, I'm sure Stella could eat a whole pickle :devil:.

 

(Continuation of J's post) "I'm sure Stella could eat a whole pickle" ......while Mac watched, and then started at the other end of the pickle, meeting in the middle lol

 

In the crossover, Mac said that Stella has H on her speed-dial.... some hint of jealousy in his voice? Maybe not... coz Stella knows Mac's number BY HEART!

Bring out the olive oil! *It goes well with oysters

 

lol, Chaos.

Yeah, I'm sure Mac's jealous, but yet knows thats his girl!

 

I bet he is! But hey, H is from Miami and Mac's from NY -- right beside Stella.

 

That's the perfect kind And of course, where he wants to be.

 

Stella: Hello...get your nose out of the pictures and look at me already! Earth to Mac!
Mac: Sorry, I was just thinking about squeezing your melons...

 

:lol: You guys are frigging hilarious. Here's a song for M/S:

I'm Yours: Jason Mraz

Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but your so hot that i melted
I fell right through the cracks, and i'm tryin to get back
before the cool done run out i'll be givin it my best test
and nothin's gonna stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more,
no more, it cannot wait i'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
open up your plans and damn you're free
look into your heart and you'll find love love love
listen to the music at the moment maybe sing with me
Ah, la peaceful melody
It's your god forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved Loved

So, i won't hesitate no more,
no more, it cannot wait i'm sure
there's no need to complicate our time is short
this is our fate, i'm yours

*scat*

I've been spendin' way too long checkin' my tongue in the mirror
and bendin' over backwards just to try to see it clearer
my breath fogged up the glass
and so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what I'm a sayin'is there ain't no better reason
to rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
it's what we aim to do
our name is our virtue

I won't hesitate no more, no more
it cannot wait, i'm sure
(there's no need to complicate
our time is short
it cannot wait, i'm yours 2x

no please don't complicate, our time is short
this is our fate, im yours.
no please don't hesitate no more, no more
it cannot wait, the sky is yours!)

well open up your mind and see like me
open up your plans and damn you're free
look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
ah, la one big family
it's your god forsaken right to be loved, loved, loved, loved
open up your mind and see like me
open up your plans and damn you're free
look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
ah, la happy family
it's our god forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved
listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
ah, la peaceful melodies
it's your god forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved...

 

HAHAHAHA! Lovin the melon joke Mel!

 

For stome strange reason, I saw in my mind's eye, a Mac holding a "Stop the Fruit and Vegetables Jokes" picket sign. ahh boo!

Ahh, Stella will very much like my pickle, but will make a very jealous Mac. :devil:

Mac! It's only half a pickle!

Chaos, Manhattan Manhunt was basically a warning to dear old H.

EXHIBIT A! Mac "stabbed" (err, gavbe H a pat) in a scene
EXHIBIT B! Mac refuses to be with Horatio, why? Because he's gathering all the evidence he would need.
EXHIBIT C! See my iconie.

*grins like a SMACKed fan.*

Yes! We are (semi)officially the smuttness of smut! Yay us!

 

I've updated the fanfic!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3006599/1/

 

:lol: :lol: Alright so let's go over all of the things that Mac and Stella use....for fun and amusing things.
Olive Oil
Ties
Hardwood floor
cucumbers
watermelon
handcuffs
melted chocolate

I know I missed a bunch, so if anyone remembers anymore...I would love to know.Im going to start keeping track on wordpad, but I will keep it in list form and saved as 'Untitled' this way anyone who stumbles across it on my computer will just pass it up has a grocery list.

 

:lol: Good one Mel
J Great song!
wynter couldn't agree more.
^I think we used almost every fruit imaginable.

 

Ooh, we forgot pickles & coconuts & the hood of Mac's car :devil:.