Ahem. *walks out onto stage*
"Hello, and welcome to Kaye's Random World of Questions! Later today, we will have here with us author Mrs Mary Downing Hahn and artist Ms Amy Dalley who will be performing for us! Right now, however, we have a very special guest. He's a star on the hit drama series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. He plays everybody's favorite Texan and has an accent women could die for... Everybody, welcome Mr George Eads!"
[Applause, cheers, screams, and George Eads walks out onto stage with that famous grin and wave.]
"Welcome, George, welcome! It's good to have you here. Now, you just ended Season Five with a spectacular season finale that had, I think, just about every single person sitting on the edge of their seat. And you were the reason--you were the victim. What do you think about the season finale being such a big hit?--I mean, 35 million viewers by the second hour!"
[insert answer here]
"Sticking on the subject of the season finale--Quentin Tarantino directed the episode. Quentin Tarantino! That's big stuff. And he described your character as the "bastard stepchild". What are your thoughts on that? Did you ever see Nick Stokes as being so misplaced?"
[insert answer here]
"Now we all know that Nick Stokes is not just going bounce back from being buried alive... Can you tell us all what to expect from your character in the following season? Should we be prepared for the unthinkable?--or should we just be ready for a lot of angst?"
[insert answer here]
"Getting off the subject of the season finale, let's just talk about your character in general. I've often heard of your character being described as having catlike qualities. I mean, he obviously has nine live, he can be jumpy and startled-easily, and every time you see him you just want to pet him--oh wait, maybe not that one. [laughs] But... you're a dog person! You have a dog, Maverick, correct? So did you mean to give Nick these type of characteristics, or did it just happen that way?"
[insert answer here]
"I've got to ask--I've seen the original character description for Nick Stokes, and truthfully, you don't fit that description at all! So, how did you even get cast as Nick? Did you just walk into CSI one day and say, 'Hey! I'd like to audition for a guy that I look nothing like!' and hope for the best?"
[insert answer here]
"Well, either way, I'm sure I can safely say that I am not the only peson who is very pleased with how the casting turned out. We're almost out of time, so one more question before we go... Once the CSI project dries up, can we expect to see you in more TV or in film or... what would you like to do after all of this is over?"
[insert answer here]
"It was a pleasure having you here with us, George! I only hate to see it end so soon... hopefully we'll be seeing you again sometime. Good luck on season six, and thank you from all us CSI fans for making Nick Stokes such an interesting character."
Ta-da. *walks off stage*
"Hello, and welcome to Kaye's Random World of Questions! Later today, we will have here with us author Mrs Mary Downing Hahn and artist Ms Amy Dalley who will be performing for us! Right now, however, we have a very special guest. He's a star on the hit drama series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. He plays everybody's favorite Texan and has an accent women could die for... Everybody, welcome Mr George Eads!"
[Applause, cheers, screams, and George Eads walks out onto stage with that famous grin and wave.]
"Welcome, George, welcome! It's good to have you here. Now, you just ended Season Five with a spectacular season finale that had, I think, just about every single person sitting on the edge of their seat. And you were the reason--you were the victim. What do you think about the season finale being such a big hit?--I mean, 35 million viewers by the second hour!"
[insert answer here]
"Sticking on the subject of the season finale--Quentin Tarantino directed the episode. Quentin Tarantino! That's big stuff. And he described your character as the "bastard stepchild". What are your thoughts on that? Did you ever see Nick Stokes as being so misplaced?"
[insert answer here]
"Now we all know that Nick Stokes is not just going bounce back from being buried alive... Can you tell us all what to expect from your character in the following season? Should we be prepared for the unthinkable?--or should we just be ready for a lot of angst?"
[insert answer here]
"Getting off the subject of the season finale, let's just talk about your character in general. I've often heard of your character being described as having catlike qualities. I mean, he obviously has nine live, he can be jumpy and startled-easily, and every time you see him you just want to pet him--oh wait, maybe not that one. [laughs] But... you're a dog person! You have a dog, Maverick, correct? So did you mean to give Nick these type of characteristics, or did it just happen that way?"
[insert answer here]
"I've got to ask--I've seen the original character description for Nick Stokes, and truthfully, you don't fit that description at all! So, how did you even get cast as Nick? Did you just walk into CSI one day and say, 'Hey! I'd like to audition for a guy that I look nothing like!' and hope for the best?"
[insert answer here]
"Well, either way, I'm sure I can safely say that I am not the only peson who is very pleased with how the casting turned out. We're almost out of time, so one more question before we go... Once the CSI project dries up, can we expect to see you in more TV or in film or... what would you like to do after all of this is over?"
[insert answer here]
"It was a pleasure having you here with us, George! I only hate to see it end so soon... hopefully we'll be seeing you again sometime. Good luck on season six, and thank you from all us CSI fans for making Nick Stokes such an interesting character."
Ta-da. *walks off stage*