Humorous Quotes

Discussion in 'General CSI Discussion' started by Calihan, Jan 15, 2006.

  1. TRICK

    TRICK Dead on Arrival

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    GUY: (about his business.) We're cheap, fast, and open 24/7.
    BRASS: Just like my ex-wife.

    BRASS: You can strip down to your skivvies.
    GUY: Excuse me?
    BRASS: You want some music?

    GREG: (narrating.) A little shine here, a little pouf there... A little... (picks up a silicone bra cup.) Hmm. Well, I don't exactly know what that was... But I liked the feel.
     
  2. 27dayz

    27dayz Police Officer

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    Grissom: One thing about my mother: Even though she was deaf, she was still the boss.
    ---Cat's in the Cradle

    Catherine: So I liked your tough act.
    Grissom: What? Too much?
    Catherine: Not enough
    ---Invisible Evidence

    Guy: Hello Cathy. Jimbo and I were just having a conversation. Where's Gilbert?
    ---Locomotives
     
  3. ilvelvegrissom

    ilvelvegrissom Hit and Run

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    Which ep is this from???? :) XxxX
     
  4. GregNickRyanFan

    GregNickRyanFan Holographic Moderator Moderator

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    Miami (Die By The Sword):

    (While Ryan is searching an area, a mister sprinkler turns on and sprays him)

    Ryan (to Cal): Well, that was a waste of my time... and my pants. :lol:

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    Walter (same episode): I'm sorry. I didn't read the tabloids this week.


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    CSI LV (Appendicitment):

    Nick (after wrecking the car): Damn! I rolled that bad boy!

    (same episode):

    Henry: Great! You're giving me Hepetitis for my birthday!
     
  5. Axelsonfire

    Axelsonfire Pathologist

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    Favourite Catherine scene:

    Sara: What are you going to say? "Hi I'm a criminalist and I was just in the area -
    Catherine: Shh...it's ringing
    Suspect: Hello?
    Catherine: Hey!
    Suspect: Who is this? I just dialed my own damn beeper!
    Catherine: Uh uh, it's my beeper now. I found it.
    Suspect: It ain't your beeper girl. I do some serious business on that beeper.
    Catherine: What kind of business?
    Suspect: You know, slanging a little something something.
    Catherine: A little something something. Maybe a little bling bling?
    Suspect: What you know 'bout some bling bling?
    Catherine: Invite me over to your crib baby and you might find out.
    Suspect: Okay, it's on. Three Aces Motel. Room 202.
    Catherine: Three Aces Motel. Room 202 *sighs* See you then. *hangs up* Did I just do that?
    Sara: What's a bling bling?
    Catherine: Got me.
     
  6. Delquesne

    Delquesne Prime Suspect

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    Those were really funny! :guffaw: Ryan was especially hilarious in his scenes with Calleigh in "Die by the Sword" ... he delivered his punchlines perfectly. He has great comedic timing.
     

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