GUY: (about his business.) We're cheap, fast, and open 24/7. BRASS: Just like my ex-wife. BRASS: You can strip down to your skivvies. GUY: Excuse me? BRASS: You want some music? GREG: (narrating.) A little shine here, a little pouf there... A little... (picks up a silicone bra cup.) Hmm. Well, I don't exactly know what that was... But I liked the feel.
Grissom: One thing about my mother: Even though she was deaf, she was still the boss. ---Cat's in the Cradle Catherine: So I liked your tough act. Grissom: What? Too much? Catherine: Not enough ---Invisible Evidence Guy: Hello Cathy. Jimbo and I were just having a conversation. Where's Gilbert? ---Locomotives
Miami (Die By The Sword): (While Ryan is searching an area, a mister sprinkler turns on and sprays him) Ryan (to Cal): Well, that was a waste of my time... and my pants. :lol: == Walter (same episode): I'm sorry. I didn't read the tabloids this week. ====== CSI LV (Appendicitment): Nick (after wrecking the car): Damn! I rolled that bad boy! (same episode): Henry: Great! You're giving me Hepetitis for my birthday!
Favourite Catherine scene: Sara: What are you going to say? "Hi I'm a criminalist and I was just in the area - Catherine: Shh...it's ringing Suspect: Hello? Catherine: Hey! Suspect: Who is this? I just dialed my own damn beeper! Catherine: Uh uh, it's my beeper now. I found it. Suspect: It ain't your beeper girl. I do some serious business on that beeper. Catherine: What kind of business? Suspect: You know, slanging a little something something. Catherine: A little something something. Maybe a little bling bling? Suspect: What you know 'bout some bling bling? Catherine: Invite me over to your crib baby and you might find out. Suspect: Okay, it's on. Three Aces Motel. Room 202. Catherine: Three Aces Motel. Room 202 *sighs* See you then. *hangs up* Did I just do that? Sara: What's a bling bling? Catherine: Got me.
Those were really funny! :guffaw: Ryan was especially hilarious in his scenes with Calleigh in "Die by the Sword" ... he delivered his punchlines perfectly. He has great comedic timing.