Re: House # 2
Well then, we can't let you go neurotic Mandy, let's find a way to pass the time....how shall we do that?
Oh, I know, let's sing Christmas Carols~House style! I know someone who used to be really obsessed with the show who actually made some up last year. Let me see if I can remember them....
Ah ha! This one is Greg House the Diagnostic Genius to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
You know Cameron and Foreman and Chase and Wilson
Cuddy and Stacy and Mark and Vogler
But do you recall the most famous doctor of all?
Greg House the diagnostic genius (genius)
Had a very shiny cane (like a light pole)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say 'hey there's that asshole'
All of the other doctors (doctors)
Used to laugh and call him names (like arrogant jerk)
They never let poor Greg House (Greg House)
Join in any diagnostic games (like B&E)
Then one foggy November eve Stacy came to say (House House House)
Greg House with your cane so bright, won't you kill my rat tonight?
Then all the doctors loved him (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee (with glee)
Greg House the diagnostic genius (genius)
You'll go down to the clinic for meeeeeee
Right now!
I know there are more. I seem to recall Walking in a Winter Wonderland was Walking in a Wilson Wonderland (went something like 'Booty call, are you listening? Every fall, there's a new girl. What a horrible sight, he's cheating tonight, walking in a Wilson wonderland'). And there was one to Let It Snow...what was it called?? Something about the vicodin....Oh! Take a Pill Take a Pill Take a Pill!
Man, those were fun.