Funniest or Weirdest Moments on CSI: NY!

I don't know if this one has been already mentioned. If it has, sorry to repeat it:

Tom Fester: Welcome to Peeking Tom's. You all looking for anything in particular?
Stella Bonasera: Let me guess, Tom?
Tom Fester: The man, the myth.
Stella Bonasera: [shows her badge] Detective Bonasera. The Law, the Order.

Also, the moment in which Flack says he's gonna charge the fugly horned man with "public ugly". But Flack has so many great moments!
 
Plenilunio said:
I don't know if this one has been already mentioned. If it has, sorry to repeat it:

Tom Fester: Welcome to Peeking Tom's. You all looking for anything in particular?
Stella Bonasera: Let me guess, Tom?
Tom Fester: The man, the myth.
Stella Bonasera: [shows her badge] Detective Bonasera. The Law, the Order.

Also, the moment in which Flack says he's gonna charge the fugly horned man with "public ugly". But Flack has so many great moments!
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:guffaw::guffaw: I love that episode so much, because of Danny's lines before that.

(At the store)
Danny: (Looking at the tape) Art of Whore... when a soldier's unit is taken by surprise...
Stella: Danny...
Danny: What? You don't want me to ruin the ending for you?


And then Danny when he is mad, but he's still funny, as usual.. ;)

Capt. Gerrard: (to Stella, about Hawkes presumed involvement in the murder) Seems you and Taylor got a knack for hiring "high tech geeks" with a penchant for committing felonies.
Danny: Why don't we step outside grandpa, I'll show you what kind of a geek I am!
 
I just had to read all the posts of this thread. I almost died of laughter! There were so many good funny moments in CSI:NY!

Can't remember the episode/season...

Stella: That's it? No butler?
Flack: No.
Stella: Too bad. I thought we could wrap this one up quick.
Flack: What?
Stella: Mansion like this, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.

I love it when characters have dialogue like this. There's always this little thing they say that makes us know more about them :D
 
:guffaw: That is indeed a good one Cyn! Flack is so witty.


But here is a gem in the collection of awkward Adam and Mac moments, courtesy of Season 5, Episode 3 (Turbulence).

Mac: Anything that could of been used for our murder weapon?|
Adam: Nothing yet, unless, you know how to kill a man with this. *holds up bunny toy* Wenh, wenh, wenh.
Mac: *not laughing* What about the waste tank, the weapon could of been flushed.
Adam: Uh..I..uh...you want me to process the toilets?
Mac: You asked for more field work Adam. Get to it.
Adam: Uh..yeah..uh..I..oh. *sighs* I hate poop.

:guffaw::guffaw:*dies laughing*
 
I love this little scene between Hawkes and Doc Hammerback from Stealing Home.

SID: You ever have a threesome? It's not as glorious as you might imagine. It's complicated in dealing with different personalities and hey, sometimes you're just not in the mood, if you know what I mean. It's hard enough explaining that to one woman, let alone two.
HAWKES: [interrupting] Sid.
SID: And then there's...
HAWKES: Sid. [motions to the body] Anything else?
SID: Oh. Just some trace on Don Juan's right fingers. I'll send a sample to the lab.
HAWKES: Okay. [goes to leave]
SID: There were these two vivacious young ladies - course I was much younger than I am now...
HAWKES: [clearly uncomfortable] Sid, I gotta go. I gotta go.


And this one from People With Money.

SID: Did you know that when Egyptian princesses died, they weren't embalmed for several days to prevent necrophilia. The natural degradation of the human body made it unappealing, even in the most deviant of men. Why someone would want to have sex with a lifeless body in the first place is...
HAWKES: [interrupting] Sid.
SID: I mean it's counterintuitive...
HAWKES: Sid.
SID: What?
HAWKES: You're going to that creepy place again.
SID: [shrugs and nods] Okay.

:guffaw: I absolutely adore Sid. :guffaw:
 
Duke said:
I love this little scene between Hawkes and Doc Hammerback from Stealing Home.

SID: You ever have a threesome? It's not as glorious as you might imagine. It's complicated in dealing with different personalities and hey, sometimes you're just not in the mood, if you know what I mean. It's hard enough explaining that to one woman, let alone two.
HAWKES: [interrupting] Sid.
SID: And then there's...
HAWKES: Sid. [motions to the body] Anything else?
SID: Oh. Just some trace on Don Juan's right fingers. I'll send a sample to the lab.
HAWKES: Okay. [goes to leave]
SID: There were these two vivacious young ladies - course I was much younger than I am now...
HAWKES: [clearly uncomfortable] Sid, I gotta go. I gotta go.


And this one from People With Money.

SID: Did you know that when Egyptian princesses died, they weren't embalmed for several days to prevent necrophilia. The natural degradation of the human body made it unappealing, even in the most deviant of men. Why someone would want to have sex with a lifeless body in the first place is...
HAWKES: [interrupting] Sid.
SID: I mean it's counterintuitive...
HAWKES: Sid.
SID: What?
HAWKES: You're going to that creepy place again.
SID: [shrugs and nods] Okay.

:guffaw: I absolutely adore Sid. :guffaw:
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:guffaw: YAY! Another Sid fan! I absolutley adore Sid, as I think I've said before on this thread, Sid is so awesome to me because of how much he loves his job, makes me laugh because I can get so similar when I talk about medical stuff (I'm actually a pre-med student so yeah :)). I think everyone has their own creepy place!

Another memorable Sid quote. :)

Sid: Sorry for the delay, QT and I were necking.
Stella: Come again?
Sid: Necking... looking at his neck.
Stella: [makes sound of understanding and slight relief]
Sid: You don't think I would kiss a corpse, do you?
Stella: No, no. Of course not..
Sid: That's disgusting.
Stella: I agree.
Sid: Long as we got that straight.

That was from Season 2, Episode 13. (Risk). :lol:
 
SID!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha! :guffaw: Great quotes, guys! I wonder if Robert Joy will be twittering this season. I might ask him to tweet as Sid and see what classic quotes might come out of that :lol:

From "Rush to Judgement"

Danny: [during an autopsy of a decapitated man] Mr. Potato Head! The live version.
Lindsay: More like the bloody, dead version!
Sid: I used to play with Mr. Potato Head as a boy. I would time myself, see how long it took to assemble him. Some would say I was... obsessed!
Danny: You? Obsessed? Nooo!


From "Playing with Matches"

Danny: [about the murder weapon] Meat thermometer? Who stabs somebody with a meat thermometer?
Sid: Cannibal?

From "Green Piece"

Sid: So, how's it feel? It's your last case, right? And then off to Montana.
Lindsay: It feels pretty good.
Sid: Oh, I bet it does. No bodies at 3 a.m. No double shifts with no sleep, a slice of pizza on the run.
Lindsay: Constipation, swelling of the feet, help getting up from a chair, constant urination. Want to switch?
Sid: I already have all of that. I just want the time off.

:)guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: That must be my favorite S5 Sid moment!!!)
 
ha I love sid!


someone has probably already mentioned this but I love the bit with Danny and Hawkes and the dog :lol: can't remember the exact words but i it was funny :p
 
Cyn-B-Demented said:
Sid: So, how's it feel? It's your last case, right? And then off to Montana.
Lindsay: It feels pretty good.
Sid: Oh, I bet it does. No bodies at 3 a.m. No double shifts with no sleep, a slice of pizza on the run.
Lindsay: Constipation, swelling of the feet, help getting up from a chair, constant urination. Want to switch?
Sid: I already have all of that. I just want the time off.

:)guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: That must be my favorite S5 Sid moment!!!)
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yeah, that one was great :D sid's brilliant :)
 
Cyn-B-Demented said:
I just had to read all the posts of this thread. I almost died of laughter! There were so many good funny moments in CSI:NY!

Can't remember the episode/season...

Stella: That's it? No butler?
Flack: No.
Stella: Too bad. I thought we could wrap this one up quick.
Flack: What?
Stella: Mansion like this, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.

I love it when characters have dialogue like this. There's always this little thing they say that makes us know more about them :D
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I think that may have been Trapped?
 
Meatball42 said:
Cyn-B-Demented said:
I just had to read all the posts of this thread. I almost died of laughter! There were so many good funny moments in CSI:NY!

Can't remember the episode/season...

Stella: That's it? No butler?
Flack: No.
Stella: Too bad. I thought we could wrap this one up quick.
Flack: What?
Stella: Mansion like this, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.

I love it when characters have dialogue like this. There's always this little thing they say that makes us know more about them :D
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I think that may have been Trapped?
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Hum, judging from the synopsis on IMDB, it seems it was Trapped, yes! :D
 
:lol: This is one of my all time favorite exchanges between Flack and a perp.

Flack doesn't take any lip!

Mac: You should be trying on baseball teams.
Flack: Yeah, we hear you're pretty good with a bat.
Johnny Laserno: What are you guys, like, a couple of homos or something?
Flack: I was about to ask you the same thing, (whacks his hat off and shows his badge) NYPD, smart guy!
 
i was watching jamalot the other day and there's a lovely little smacked scene in that that always makes me laugh - when mac and stella arrive at the skating place and stella is a bit confused about what is going on so mac explains how it works:

stella: you can not know this!
mac: someone took me to a game
stella: nobody would ever take you to a roller derby game... oh, unless you were on a date
mac: it was fun
stella: the game or the date?
mac: *mysterious frown*

the next scene is good too, where mac is telling the skate girls "i'll need all your clothes", and one of them starts stripping right there and asks him to help with her skirt and he goes all nervous/embarrassed. lindsey says afterwards "i think she liked you" and mac says "it's the uniform" - it's cute, and funny, especially when lindsey starts referring to her as "mac's girlfriend" afterwards, and when flack goes to interview her she complains that she didn't get the detective of her choice :)

it's kind of a shame, i though that ep went a bit downhill after quite an amusing start :(
 
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