Funniest or Weirdest Moments on CSI: NY!

^^ hehe, yeah, i love that too :)

Mac doesn't have time for any funny business apparently...that's why it's always hilarious when he is laughing or joking. :guffaw:

yeah, i like when he gets a bit silly - i like angry mac best (which we see a lot of, let's face it) but silly mac is also good.

Detective Don Flack: [knocks on a man's door. A man opens it, standing in his underwear] Okay... nevermind, carry on sir..

yeah that bit was very funny :)

One of my favey-o quotes is
Det. Mac Taylor: [about mosquitoes] Only the female of the species bites.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Good for her!

I can't remember what episode its from but tee hee funny!

it was from summer in the city, first ep of season 2. it is a great line - feminists of the world unite and take over - even if they are mosquitoes :D
 
Season 3, eppy three, when Danny brings in the dog for testing, I just loved all the looks he got in the hallways, as well as Hawkes' and Stellas' jokes. Can't remember the exact dialouge, but it was pretty funny.
 
Season 3, eppy three, when Danny brings in the dog for testing, I just loved all the looks he got in the hallways, as well as Hawkes' and Stellas' jokes. Can't remember the exact dialouge, but it was pretty funny.


I found it it's season 3 epi 2 No What It Looks Like

Danny walks in with a scruffy puppy under his arm, Hawkes sees him and laughs)
Danny: What?
Hawkes: Well, you know what they say about dogs and, and their owners? (Danny looks over at him) The resemblance is uncanny. (Hawkes cracks up, Danny does not look amused.)
Danny: Yeah, that's funny, that's funny.
Hawkes: (still laughing) You know Messer, I always imagined you with something a little…a little meatier.
Danny: He's a loner!
Hawkes: I bet he is… (patting Danny on the back and leaving)
Danny: I'll be in reconstruction, you clown




Very funny!!!:lol:
 
I dont remember which ep this one is from, but it's Flack and Lindsay with the doll.....

Lindsay: A doll? I can't believe that you're dumping me for a piece of plastic? What does she have that I don't!!?!

(People, some of them old women, look at Flack very strangely)

Flack: (to the old ladies) My wife, she's not well. (follows after Lindsay with the doll as he mutters) I'm gonna get you for that Monroe.

this is from "Sex Lies and Silicone" and this is one of my all time fave eps and scenes. i was laughing my ass off so much my roommate thought there was something wrong with me! i was so happy to see Lindsay teasing anyone and the dialogue and acting in this scene from both actors was hilarious and brilliant.

i also cracked up when Flack turned to one of the dolls and said "Hey girl, what's your sign?" haha.
 
^ i liked that scene too, well, both of them, but them walking the doll down the street was very funny :)

i've been thinking about this thread and i've thought of a few other scenes that always make me laugh...

this scene from heart of glass:
mac: do we know what killed goldilocks?
peyton: preliminary cod - diane langston died of a broken heart
mac: you gonna write that in the autopsy report?
peyton: *explains medical condition* primarily occurs to women in, um, very passionate relationships
mac: i'll be very careful...

in admissions
sheldon: *writing* silicon dioxide plus 4 molecules of hydrofluoric acid produces?
danny: ooh me me me, pick me! *writing* SiO2 + 4HF = N(e)R(d)

later...

sid: do you have any idea how often i've wondered what would happen if you swallowed this stuff? there it is sitting on the shelf, perhaps the most corrosive substance known to man, you get this urge to take a swig, you know what i'm talking about?
mac *seriously*: absolutely, it's like whenever i pick up a scalpel i wonder if i could perform a live autopsy on myself
sid: you do that too? cos i thought i was... don't play with me like that!


(i also like the bit where flack tells mac and stella they've worked together too long and then says "boom" :))



and finally...

from risk:

flack: what's that bulge in your pocket? and don't get cute!

mac: ...no, wild wild wet...
adam: woah, that's a very hip, very salacious manhattan club, just got popped into your head like that?
mac: and your point?
adam: well, i just, i didn't think that you would...
mac: the bar's over on broadway, near chelsea university, fighting fish on every table. it's a short train ride from where randy williams was found.
adam: wow, you're the man! you can hang anywhere you want, huh?
mac: i was at the scene of a crime, adam. bouncers went a little overboard, ended up killing some kid from staten island. shrimp cocktail was fantastic ;)

i like mac/adam :D
 
hi this is the scene that makes me laugh it from Season 1 : Hush

Stella : I'm going to call Hawkes
Mac : Tell him to bring a Spatula
Hawkes : ( holding up the spatula ) Will This Do ?

:lol:
 
sid: do you have any idea how often i've wondered what would happen if you swallowed this stuff? there it is sitting on the shelf, perhaps the most corrosive substance known to man, you get this urge to take a swig, you know what i'm talking about?
mac *seriously*: absolutely, it's like whenever i pick up a scalpel i wonder if i could perform a live autopsy on myself
sid: you do that too? cos i thought i was... don't play with me like that!

LOL, I love Sid so much! He is so weird, but he's passionate. it reminds me of me and my friends from the med program...we're always saying creepy stuff about everything. Sid's creepy place! :lol:
 
hi this is the scene that makes me laugh it from Season 1 : Hush

Stella : I'm going to call Hawkes
Mac : Tell him to bring a Spatula
Hawkes : ( holding up the spatula ) Will This Do ?

:lol:


What epi is that??
 
hi this is the scene that makes me laugh it from Season 1 : Hush

Stella : I'm going to call Hawkes
Mac : Tell him to bring a Spatula
Hawkes : ( holding up the spatula ) Will This Do ?

:lol:


What epi is that??

That's Hush, Season 1, Episode 16. :)

Also another great quote from this episode (*sniff* Makes me miss Aiden!)

Danny: "You take the bottom. I'll take the top.
Aiden: "I like being on top."
Danny: "What? You getting freaky with me because we got the bondage case?"
 
hi this is the scene that makes me laugh it from Season 1 : Hush

Stella : I'm going to call Hawkes
Mac : Tell him to bring a Spatula
Hawkes : ( holding up the spatula ) Will This Do ?

:lol:


What epi is that??

That's Hush, Season 1, Episode 16. :)

Also another great quote from this episode (*sniff* Makes me miss Aiden!)

Danny: "You take the bottom. I'll take the top.
Aiden: "I like being on top."
Danny: "What? You getting freaky with me because we got the bondage case?"

yeah that is a good Quote , i remember that scene .
 
definitely has to be if i'm not mistaken "tri-borough" back in season 1 with flack, stella and aiden. it was something about this urban legend in the crime scene and flack was sort of believing it. when they were entering the crime scene,

stella: aiden, i think you need to hold flack's hand.
flack: haha. cute.

:lol:
 
definitely has to be if i'm not mistaken "tri-borough" back in season 1 with flack, stella and aiden. it was something about this urban legend in the crime scene and flack was sort of believing it. when they were entering the crime scene,

stella: aiden, i think you need to hold flack's hand.
flack: haha. cute.

:lol:
i remember that :lol:
i think it is from till death do we part
 
This one is also from Til death do we part, I love it!!

Stella: I'm driving.
Flack: No! Please let me drive?
Stella: No
Flack: Do you at least got a cracker or a piece of candy in the glove box?
Stella: Why?
Flack: Because when you drive, we don't eat!
 
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