Our school is crazy like that. My freshman year, three guys failed gym class because they jumped in the river after the final exam. I don't blame them, the crazy teacher made us run like 2.5 miles in 90 degree weather. We go to such a small and rundown school that sometimes we lose our minds, and thats where these strange quotes come from. For example: -The windows rattle when the freighters go by on the river; there's actually a physics formula to measure how fast they're going based on the rattling. -Depending on which way the wind blows the school either smells like manure or fish. -There is no air conditioning and no heat, so we are miserable pretty much all year round. -There are no screens on the upstairs windows, so when they're open, you could just jump out, and sometimes we're tempted to during the more painfully dull classes. Also, bees like to come in during the summer and sting people. I think most people would end up saying weird stuff if they were trapped in this place for 7.5 hours a day.