From the Mouth of High School

I was looking for a teacher because she had my drawing stuff. Oh and a vest in Dutch is like a sweater. Don't know if it's the same in English.

Me (to Mr. V, who was just coming out of the teachers room): Hi, do you know where Mrs. Vester is?
Mr. V: Marn! You're looking for a vest? A VEST? Haven't seen a vest.
Me: No, Mrs. Vester.
Mr. V: No, haven't seen her. But Mrs. R (just coming out of the teachers room) is wearing a vest, do you want to borrow hers?
Mrs. R: Yes, I'm wearing a vest! You can borrow it!
Me (laughing): No, thanks.
*pause*
Me: Mrs. R, have you seen Mrs. Vester?
*Mrs. R takes off her vest, gives it to me and walks away*

I ran after her and gave it back ofcourse. I have craaazy teachers. It was so funny.
 
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:lol: What's up with your teachers?! I don't think any of my teachers would give me their vest...but then, I wouldn't want it :p :lol:

My english teacher said a funny thing not too long ago when our class wasn't really listening :rolleyes: ;)

Mr B.: You are like the HöHa (people from the commercial college). They are like little puppies that run with their heads against the door.

And another teacher of mine was kind of confused, but not just then, always!
(R. and F. are students)

Mrs L.: Okay R.
F.: I'm not R.
Mrs L.: Who cares?! The important thing is that I know who you are. (obviously she DIDN'T!!) :lol:
 
Calihan said:
English

Our teacher was about to read The Most Dangerous Game to us and she had only told us the title.

Me: Is it an autobiography of a Russian Roulette addict?
Mike: Is it going to be more boring then Lynyrd Skynyrd after the plane crash?

In history we ended up talking about the Government's justification for the Patriot Act and I was saying how people theorize that the US government was behind it.

Mike: I doubt it only because it worked.
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Sorry I meant that US government was behind September 11.


Today

These were both at lunch

We were talking about the upcoming graduation and none of the people there are graduating this year.

There was some tension already because of this and some of us aren't huge fans of the school and some of the graduating class.

Rudy: Can we make this a costume party?
Mike: Yeah I'll go as a heavyset Irish guy with a short temper, there aren't too many of those?
Rudy: That's a perfect Ted Kennedy

Later on

Mike: Seriously can I bring my phone to call Kevorkian during this?



Rudy: Can we make this a costume party?
 
wow highschool. ((the year is almost over!!!!)) hah. i loooooove my english class.

like one day i told mr. b that i needed a band aid.
he comes over to me holding the band aid like its some sacred object and starts humming or somthing. then he says
"i love giving out band-aids!"

haha and about a week ago we were reading the Odyssey and we got a lesson on the lotus eaters. Mr. B was trying to explian the lotus and ended up giving us a lesson on heroin.

once again. i love english.
 
CSIsPuddingCup said:
haha and about a week ago we were reading the Odyssey and we got a lesson on the lotus eaters. Mr. B was trying to explian the lotus and ended up giving us a lesson on heroin.

once again. i love english.
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That's exactly like my history class. We off talking about WWII and end up talking about two faced babies and hens laying eggs... :wtf: Not to mention the weird topics that I get into with the people I sit beside. I can't even talk about them on here. :p

Yesterday in religion, we were working on a project. And you had to pick 2 topics from the list. One of the options was pornography...

M: "Mr. P, if I did pornography would I even be able to research any stuff about it on these computers?"
(Our school computers block inappropriate websites)
Mr. P: "...Um... no, actually. :wtf: That's okay, though, just look through your favourites on your own computer! :p"
Class: "....HAHAHA. OoOoOoOhhhh."
M: :| ...:cool:

It was so funny though.
 
sandersidle said:
Yesterday in religion, we were working on a project. And you had to pick 2 topics from the list. One of the options was pornography...

M: "Mr. P, if I did pornography would I even be able to research any stuff about it on these computers?"
(Our school computers block inappropriate websites)
Mr. P: "...Um... no, actually. :wtf: That's okay, though, just look through your favourites on your own computer! :p"
Class: "....HAHAHA. OoOoOoOhhhh."
M: :| ...:cool:

It was so funny though.
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lmao. that is a burn :p

heres today's english moment.

((we're writing memoirs and this was one of the topics.))


Mr. B: "...Your life changing experience"
Some Kid: ((haha idk who said it :p)) can you write about the day you were born?
Mr.B: haha. like the day that changed my life was when i was navigating thru my mothers uterus.

i was laughing soooo hard i thought i was gonna loose my breath :p
 
In Creative Writing we were reading a riddle poem and then guessing what it was. People were saying things like, life, trees, birds, until:
K: AIDS!
Mr. G: What? How do you get AIDS out of that?
K: The part about the red, and it's something that you get, it's sent to you, in the mail, the MALE...
She went on for several minutes trying to convince us how that made sense.

In Politics Ms. S is trying to set up the TV, to no avail. So she goes to get Mr. R to help. In the meantime, F decides to go see if she can figure it out, but then she makes it worse. Then a second Ms. S walks in:
Ms. S #2: F! What are you doing? *looks at TV* Oh great, now Mr. R is gonna think it's my fault.
Ms. S walks back in...
Ms. S #2: F did it!
Ms. S: Oh great, now Mr. R is gonna think it's my fault.
A few minutes later, the TV is still not fixed, and Ms. S is asking how to get into some option screen:
F: I'll do it!
Me: You've done enough.

In Health, we were watching Sleeping With the Enemy. It gets to a scary part and the entire class screams:
Mr. C: See, that right there is the difference between watching this movie with boys and watching it with girls.

At lunch:
We were having issues sorting out table seating for a school event:
R: I don't care where I am as long as I'm on the table.
Me & L: ON the table?!
R: No, I mean--
L: Yeah, you meant ON the table.
F shows up:
Me: We fixed the chair problem. R's generously offered to go ON the table.
 
We were discussing the MCAS which were going on that day at lunch. I'll be very disappointed if you don't get my reference.

Me: When this is over you'll feel like King Kong on cocaine
Rudy: Good cause right now I feel like a bitch slapped Joe Camel.
 
Half the class was gone from American Lit so my friend Blaire and I were looking at her pictures of Jared Leto, when I found a picture of him going Cammando. So it is dead silent in the room when I yell "He's not wearing Underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
Calihan said:
Me: When this is over you'll feel like King Kong on cocaine
Rudy: Good cause right now I feel like a bitch slapped Joe Camel.
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Ha that made me giggle!

Alright, let's determine how retarded my school can be. Back in October, went on a field trip, the school called my house, they didn't have me on the excused list....just two weeks ago, I went on another trip, wasn't on the excused list, today, went on a field trip, wasn't on the excused list. There seems to be a pattern here! And they were field trips for the same club! T'is so frustrating to have to fix it every time.
 
Okay..not high school but one teacher at uni. He is american, teaching (of course) English... [ok, it made us frustrated because he claimed some words are not real words, just made up, such as 'comprehensive school') He was dang funny, classes were not boring...

Mr. H: "Government makes shitload of these.... yes, statistics"

We were talking about NY Times article "The Odysseus years" and we were talking about where the term comes from..

Mr. H "...you've seen the movie Troy... oh by the way, who played the main role"
J: "Brad Pitt"
Mr. H "Just wonderful...just wonderful... an american tw** who doesn't even look like a greek!"
 
One day we were in psycholgy and talking about hermaphrodites (no idea if thats spelt right) anyway this lad in my class couldn't get his head around having female internal organs but male external organs. Now this discussion had been going on for about 5 minutes when the teacher just decided to pop in " Comon ____ How can you not understand it when your doctors have been over it several times with you!" It was brilliant!

In a maths lesson this time and the same guy was talking about going to our leavers ball. Anyways they were on about their limo they had rented and then Mr M pipes up and says "I don't know why you're bothering lads let's be honest none of the girls are gonna be seen dead with you lot! Isn't that right" and he looked at me and my friend the only girls in the class Oh how we laughed!
 
today in math class this kid was asking mr.f a question

B:"have you ever met Mrs. B?"
Mr. F: i have not met her personally but i know that she is and english teacher
B: don't ask her any questions or try talking to her, its like talking to a brick wall
AJ: yeah, i asked her for a pencil and she said why dont you have a pencil?
Mr. F: well good. you need to come prepared to class
Me: theyd make such a great couple.

dunno if that made any sense :p

now in art class
A:is it ok if i make this a little different? ((refering to portrait))
Me: why? you wanna make it prettier?
*table* OOOHHHH!!
Mr. B to A: Now you have to say "i don't need to"

and then theres always english. like yesterday he was telling us how he hurt his knee when he was a marine
Mr.B: i decided to take on this huge african american guy, like 300 pounds and just HUGE

And i thought, if i beat this guy, i'd be like a god and if i didn't then it would be like, hey, no body can take on this guy.

So i get in front of this guy and hes all like muhahaha corpral bach ((he tried to act out the guy)) in this southern accent
((told how he hurt his knee. evidently some guy threw a guy and mr.bs foot was still on the ground and it broke his knee in half. but thats not important right now :p))

so then the guy was just like i hurt corpral (sp?) bach i hurt corpral bach
((he does this while walking in a circle with his head down and his hand on his head))

the story took up the whole hour too :p
 
English on Tuesday

We're currently doing research papers on charities and Rudy picked Habitat For Humanity

Rudy (referring to former President Carter's work with Habitat fir Humanity): Can I write about how his brother was an embarrassment and ruined his political career somewhat?
Mrs Y: What, Who?
Rudy: You know Billy Carter?

Rudy: Can I write about my theory that Katherine Hepburn was really a man?

Few minutes later

Rudy: Can I write about my suspicions that Elenore Roosevelt was really a lesbian?

Today in physics we were working on an experiment that required solar energy so we were lying on the school's back deck while we were working.

Jolene: If I had my bathing suit I could tan
Me: If you two girls want to talk off your clothes I don't mind.

After school me and Scott were using the internet in the one of the classrooms and Kristen walks in:

Kristen: Austin what are you doing on the internet?
Me: I'm not the only one using it *I point to Scott*
Kristen: Scott's trustworthy but I'd expect you to be on the playboy website.
Me: I wouldn't do that in school.
 
^ :lol:

Mr. V: Marny, do you want my pencil?
Me: Why would I want your pencil?
Mr. V: Because yours broke and now you're writing nothing.. but you think you are! Now there's nothing on your paper and you have to write all that stuff all over again! Ha-ha-haaaa!

It was actually quite funny. And for those who think: How could she have missed that? Well, I try not to look down as I write, because it saves time.. and usually I write quite good without looking down. :p :p
 
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