midnight_tiptoes said:
That wife was so, so, so, so, so (x infinity) stupid. She basically could've told the cops that she pulled the knife out because she was trying to save her husband, and they TOTALLY would've believed her. Miami may have the most beautiful people in the world, but they sure are freaking stupid as hell.
Also, she's the worst actor in history. Her husband was dead and she kept acting like someone had messed up her reservations at the Russian Tea Room. What, no tears? Sometimes I get the feeling these people WANT to get caught.
Natalia also continues to be one of the dumbest characters on television. People pop their shoulders doing mundane things ALL the time and she's in her 40s (yes, you're in your 40s, stop denying it). I kept hoping Eric would've made it worse to teach her a lesson. Go to the doctor, idiot woman. Nobody has to know you popped your shoulder because you can't shoot a gun to save your sad life. That made no sense whatsoever.
As for Jake choosing his job over Calleigh, honestly, is anybody surprised at all? He did it once, of course he was gonna do it again. I wish someone had rubbed it all over Calleigh's face. This is what you get for getting involved with an asshole. Also, a blazer? Really? Hey, Jake, Fresh Prince circa 1992 called, he wants his wardrobe back. Also, grow an ass. Also, stop checking Alexx out, she's married and you're supposed to be in a relationship. Or not. I guess Jake is down with the swirl? That would be about a billion times more interesting than J/C.
What on earth was Calleigh wearing? Christ. I thought at one point she was gonna start serving meatballs to the other characters.
In that opening scene, when Jake and Horatio were staring into the horizon, both of them with their hands on their hips, both of them wearing blue blazers... it's like the writers picked that moment straight out of my most horrific nightmares. Please don't do that again.
I ordered a pizza tonight and Ryan was the delivery boy. I fucked him over with the tip cause the cheese was stuck to the top of the box. Like, carry it the right way, Ryan. Jeez.
I hope Ho didn't get any ideas about cryopreservation, though it wouldn't surprise me if Caruso already put a down payment on it.
Horatio's "he was a horrible father who wasn't there for his son!" anvils. I wish that scene had been followed by Horatio visiting Kyle in jail and giving him a pack of cigarettes. Cause nobody can teach a lesson on ass rape quite like daddy.
I also hate how random criminals on this show get sympathy from Horatio for the stupidest things. Oh, the murderer lost her son recently, so SHE COULDN'T have killed the guy. Let's go back to the drawing board and look for the real killer. Just like the third (or whatever) episode, where Alexx discovered that chick was deaf, so she and Calleigh were all, "awww, a deaf lady, she couldn't have POSSIBLY killed anyone cause she's deaf and disabled people need our sympathy and have no malice at all." I hate that about this show. It's so freaking preachy. Yeah, her son died, but she still went in there with the intention of killing the football player. Throw her in jail. She got no sympathy from me. My grandma died last year and I didn't go on a killing spree. Grief shouldn't excuse anyone from committing a murder. Shut up, Horatio and Alexx. And after that, shut up again.
On a scale from meh to 10 I give it -7 mehs. Really boring and pointless episode. I switched to Family Guy for a while and didn't miss a beat. And the acting was bad all around. I know Johnny W. is a good actor, but he mostly looked really bored and irritated tonight, and everyone else was just reading lines. Even the triangle was boring. Come on, somebody slap a bitch fer gods sake!
She looked like she was going to pass out from the pain after Eric fixed her shoulder.
