MacsGirlMel
Mac's Personal Assistant
*giggle* I hope it's not the end of the thread. I love these!
CSI:NY..."The Rebel Side" Comedy Skits
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:lol: I can just see Eric being chased by the bum with flies around him.
nattybatty55
Nadalaholic
Lol...Cake Boy 
kayfeb
Rookie
:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: (rolling on the office carpet laughing)
gosh darn it...Calleigh...funny...how bizzare...but funny:lol:
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Awww...I'm glad you guys are liking these. I know they are off the wall. But everyone needs a laugh.:lol:
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When they arrived in NY, Calleigh got all excited.
"Oh my, oh my, look at the people, the cars, the cabs. Do you think I'll run into the Taxi killer?"
"Calleigh...calm down. Honest to God, such a country bumpkin. I'm sure if you did, he'd run the other way, for you would confuse him to death."
"Bite my bullet Messer. If he ever ran into you, he'd ask you what horse you just got off of."
Everyone howled. How could they not.
"That's it Mac, I've had it with the blonde ditz, pull over. I'll walk to the Station."
"For Christ sakes Danny. Stop sulking. Can't even handle an insult from a dumb blonde."
"Hey!!!! you listen to me you wanna be hero. At least I can keep a relationship longer then one season."
"Would someone shut her up, I have a f*cking headache," yelled Flack.
"I'll shut her up," yelled Mac.
Reaching over the back seat he crushed his lips to hers. And boy did Calleigh shut up when those strong lips kissed hers.
"HEY!!!! No frickin way, that's it, yelled Stella. I warned you to, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN."
Bending over the seat, Stella pulled Calleigh's hair, while Calleigh pulled Stella's curls.
"Cat fight, Cat fight. I have 50 on Calleigh," yelled Eric.
"50 for me, on Stella," yelled Danny.
It was at that moment Horatio pulled over Betsy, sending Calleigh and Stella flying right onto Flack's lap.
"Owwwwww....damn you two. Knock it off."
"Mmm...what's that I feel against my tush? Why Flack honey, that's one hell of a perch you have," panted Calleigh.
"Enough...everyone out, we are here," said Mac.
As they exited Betsy, Danny bent over to Flack and whispered....
"I hope she knows that belongs to me."
"Just move Danny."
With the lab quiet due to nightshift being cut. They walked in and found Adam dancing in his hanes.
"Yeeehawwww!!! Owww...Go Adam, Go Adam, Go Adam," chanted Calleigh.
Seeing he had an audience, he went bright red.
"Mac...umm...I...."
"Never mind Adam, what's been going down?"
"Not alot. Sinclair is on the warpath. He called and said he'd be arriving at 2am with a bullet for your ass."
"Haaaa. Whatever."
"Oh...hey ...blonde chick, don't touch that?"
"Huh!! Why not?"
As Calleigh picked up the flask, she felt it get hot. Dropping it on the ground, it splattered on everyone.
"Noooooooooooooooo.....yelled Adam. You dumb blonde."
"What the hell is this stuff, it's sticky?"
Walking over Stella leaned in and wiped it off Horatio, sticking her hair to the glue that was on his shirt.
"Hey!!! I'm stuck...what the hell Adam. Owww...my hair, help."
"Ohhh,...I want to be stuck too." Running over Calleigh touched Flack's thigh, sticking her hand to him.
"Mmm...oh my. Looks like we're stuck Mr. Blue eyes."
When Danny seen Calleigh stuck to his man, he ran over bent on his knees and tried to pull her hand off. Sticking himself to both of them.
"Auuuuuuuuuugh....what is this stuff Adam?" Yelled Mac.
"It's a new super glue. No one else touch anyone."
Eric and Ryan were howling. For Danny was on his knees leaned into Calleigh's chest, while Calleigh's hand was stuck on Flack's ever growing thigh, and Stella's hair was wrapped around Horatio's shirt.
"Oh my God. This is too funny," laughed Eric.
"Adam...listen to me carefully, said Mac. Is there any way to reverse this?"
"Umm...afraid not Mac. Looks like you guys will be stuck for at least 48 hours."
"48 hours!!!!" They all yelled just as Stetler and Sinclair walked in.
"Oooooowww look twister. Can I play?" Asked an excited Stetler.
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When they arrived in NY, Calleigh got all excited.
"Oh my, oh my, look at the people, the cars, the cabs. Do you think I'll run into the Taxi killer?"
"Calleigh...calm down. Honest to God, such a country bumpkin. I'm sure if you did, he'd run the other way, for you would confuse him to death."
"Bite my bullet Messer. If he ever ran into you, he'd ask you what horse you just got off of."
Everyone howled. How could they not.
"That's it Mac, I've had it with the blonde ditz, pull over. I'll walk to the Station."
"For Christ sakes Danny. Stop sulking. Can't even handle an insult from a dumb blonde."
"Hey!!!! you listen to me you wanna be hero. At least I can keep a relationship longer then one season."
"Would someone shut her up, I have a f*cking headache," yelled Flack.
"I'll shut her up," yelled Mac.
Reaching over the back seat he crushed his lips to hers. And boy did Calleigh shut up when those strong lips kissed hers.
"HEY!!!! No frickin way, that's it, yelled Stella. I warned you to, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN."
Bending over the seat, Stella pulled Calleigh's hair, while Calleigh pulled Stella's curls.
"Cat fight, Cat fight. I have 50 on Calleigh," yelled Eric.
"50 for me, on Stella," yelled Danny.
It was at that moment Horatio pulled over Betsy, sending Calleigh and Stella flying right onto Flack's lap.
"Owwwwww....damn you two. Knock it off."
"Mmm...what's that I feel against my tush? Why Flack honey, that's one hell of a perch you have," panted Calleigh.
"Enough...everyone out, we are here," said Mac.
As they exited Betsy, Danny bent over to Flack and whispered....
"I hope she knows that belongs to me."
"Just move Danny."
With the lab quiet due to nightshift being cut. They walked in and found Adam dancing in his hanes.
"Yeeehawwww!!! Owww...Go Adam, Go Adam, Go Adam," chanted Calleigh.
Seeing he had an audience, he went bright red.
"Mac...umm...I...."
"Never mind Adam, what's been going down?"
"Not alot. Sinclair is on the warpath. He called and said he'd be arriving at 2am with a bullet for your ass."
"Haaaa. Whatever."
"Oh...hey ...blonde chick, don't touch that?"
"Huh!! Why not?"
As Calleigh picked up the flask, she felt it get hot. Dropping it on the ground, it splattered on everyone.
"Noooooooooooooooo.....yelled Adam. You dumb blonde."
"What the hell is this stuff, it's sticky?"
Walking over Stella leaned in and wiped it off Horatio, sticking her hair to the glue that was on his shirt.
"Hey!!! I'm stuck...what the hell Adam. Owww...my hair, help."
"Ohhh,...I want to be stuck too." Running over Calleigh touched Flack's thigh, sticking her hand to him.
"Mmm...oh my. Looks like we're stuck Mr. Blue eyes."
When Danny seen Calleigh stuck to his man, he ran over bent on his knees and tried to pull her hand off. Sticking himself to both of them.
"Auuuuuuuuuugh....what is this stuff Adam?" Yelled Mac.
"It's a new super glue. No one else touch anyone."
Eric and Ryan were howling. For Danny was on his knees leaned into Calleigh's chest, while Calleigh's hand was stuck on Flack's ever growing thigh, and Stella's hair was wrapped around Horatio's shirt.
"Oh my God. This is too funny," laughed Eric.
"Adam...listen to me carefully, said Mac. Is there any way to reverse this?"
"Umm...afraid not Mac. Looks like you guys will be stuck for at least 48 hours."
"48 hours!!!!" They all yelled just as Stetler and Sinclair walked in.
"Oooooowww look twister. Can I play?" Asked an excited Stetler.
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MacsGirlMel
Mac's Personal Assistant
lololol hilarious!
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
I thought you'd enjoy this Melly. It brings back memories of the cows milk in the Miami skit:lol::guffaw:
:lol: Mac kissing Calleigh, Stella getting mad. Flack and Danny haha! The glue! :lol:
The part that really had me laughing the hardest was:
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The part that really had me laughing the hardest was:
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AppleJack
Police Officer
nattybatty55
Nadalaholic
haha loved dancing Adam
MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
I know. That wasn't my intention. I thought it would be funnier to have her stuck to Stetler, but she most likely would have torn off her skin, just to get away from him.:guffaw::lol:
ROTFLMAO! :guffaw
robably so knowing Calleigh. Now Jake, Sam and Ryan, I wouldn't mind being stuck to them or even Flack. hehe.
kayfeb
Rookie
ROTFLMAO! :guffaw
yup...i wouldn't mind either :alienblush::alienblush::alienblush: