CSI:NY..."The Rebel Side" Comedy Skits

That's what I thought, but I was for a bit getting her confused with Jordan. :lol: Too many women who want to jump Mac's bones on that show. :lol: Not that one could really blame them. haha!
 
That's ok. You can tell from their hair color :lol:

Stella's the curly brown one, Jordan's a blond shade, and Quinn's is strawberry blond like X-Files' Scully, which best compliments her fiery persona in CSI:NY
 
Fiery indeed. :lol: I thought it was funny when she fussed at Stella for not telling her about Reed. Um... why was it her business that Mac has a stepson? :lol:
 
Okay guy's we are straying from the skits a bit.;) try and stay on topic:D

Back on line to the Comedy skits, should have a new one up soon:)
 
When the girls got tired and hungry. They decided to pull into a truck stop restaurant.

"What about the boys?" laughed Calleigh.

"I say we leave them, and bring them something back. Besides they still have Mac Tomatoe to munch on."

"Oh that's funny Stella. I forgot about you throwing your lunch."

Exiting the car, they could hear the boys yelling to get out.

"Come on you blonde bimbo, I need to piss." yelled Danny.

"Suck it back Messer. Don't be a baby." laughed Stella.

"I swear when we get out of here. you girls are going to be walking to NY."

"What ever Mac tomatoe, see ya."

While the girls sat inside the truck stop laughing and joking with the truckers. One of the rig drivers heard the yelling from the back of the hummer.

"Hey...are you okay in there?"

"No...we are CSI's. We've been locked in, we need you to pop the trunk."

Heading to the front of the hummer, he noticed the doors were locked.

"Umm...the doors are locked man."

"Smash one of my windows, I give you permission. Trust me Betsy won't mind."

"Huh!!! Who?"

"That's the name of hummer, now bust the window."

"Going to his rig, he grabbed a crowbar and *smash*. Popping the trunk, the boys tried to get out.

"Ouch...damn you H, watch your feet."

*Crunch*.

"God damn it, who the hell stepped on my sunnies. God this is so aweful. Poor Betsy is crying, I have no sunnies left, and Eric stepped on my hand," cried H.

"Oh for God sakes man, grow up, and move you butt from my face."

As they all piled out, Ryan was still laying on the bottom.

"Come on Ryan, what the hell you waiting for?"

"I can't feel my legs. Damn....I'm crippled."

"Oh for crying out loud. Grab one of his legs Eric, and I'll get the other."

As Mac and Eric pulled, Ryan came sliding out.

"Never again H. I hate you. You two worded, side stepping, sunny wearing freak."

"Bite me Ryan. Bite me."

After thanking the guy. Horatio, Mac, Eric, Ryan Danny, Flack, and Sheldon headed into the rest stop.

"Oh shit....they're out," cried Natalia.

"Ooooooooooooh noooooooooo....run."

Getting up the girls ran behind three huge truckers.

"Help us please, those guys are after us. They stole our hummer, and locked us in the back. But we escaped and locked them in, and now someone let them out. They'll kill us."

"Calm down little ladies. We'll protect you."

"STELLA!!!!"

"CALLEIGH!!!"

"NATALIA!!!"

"LINDSAY!!!!"

"HEY!!! Don't you dare yell at these ladies."

"Now just back off Buckoo." said Eric.

"What did you say, you little hayseed."

"Hayseed!!! What the hell are you? Little farmer blue?" laughed Eric.

"That's it man, you've had it now. You and your girls outside."

"Screw you sunshine. Finish those bacon and eggs, before your stomach dies from lack of slop."

"Let's get em boys."

As the three huge truckers got up, Stetler and Sinclair walked in.

"FREEZE...we are the police."

"If I was you you two bit turd, I'd get the hell out of my way."

As the gang backed up away from Stetler and Sinclair, they threw some money on the table and ran.

"Let's get the hell out of here."

Laughing at the sight of Stetler being sat on by one of the truckers, who then carried them out and tied them to their rigs.

"Get the pig fat Ted."

"Sure thing Fred. It's been a long time since we've greased us some pigs."

As they watched from the hummer, the truckers lifted a vat of fat and poured it on Stetler and Sinclair. Letting them go, they went back inside and finished their breakfast.

*Laughing hysterically* "Oh my God. Look at them trying to get up. Christ, Stetler looks like one of those break dancers.

"Damn it Stetler, quit touching my butt."

"Screw you Sinclair, I can't help it, I can't get up. Though I must say..it's very juicy and soft."

"Auuuuuuuuuugh....I swear Stetler, you God damn fruit bar, lay off me with the hands."

"Oh Christ, this is too funny." laughed Stella.

"Come on Mac. I need to stop at my store before we head to NY. I have to reload on sunnies."
 
Gooodie!!! another skit! But what's up with the girls getting help from the truckers? I thought they're tuff to the boys? hmmm?
 
It's a comedy skit. Now if I have the girls be themselves. It wouldn't be as funny.

Basically the teams are dumb, clueless, rude, disrespectful, mischievous, etc

Instead of solving cases like they should. They'd rather reek havoc on their bosses and victims.

This is why it's called the "The Rebel Side.":)
 
These skits are HILARIOUS!! I've read them all just now and my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard!! :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:Just the thing to release some stress before my exams. :) Horatio's sunnies being broken and 'Betsy' the Hummer being crashed all the time is hysterical!! :lol: :lol: :lol: And I'm taking note of all those insults too!! :guffaw: :lol:

Great work, MLA, keep it up!! :)
 
MacsLovlyAngl said:
It's a comedy skit. Now if I have the girls be themselves. It wouldn't be as funny.

Basically the teams are dumb, clueless, rude, disrespectful, mischievous, etc

Instead of solving cases like they should. They'd rather reek havoc on their bosses and victims.

This is why it's called the "The Rebel Side.":)
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oh, yeah. we call it the "flip" side of it. I really enjoy this stuff
every morning before starting my day working in our hell hole.

Hehehe...poor Sinclair.
 
As they neared the shades store. The girls seen him pull up.

"Oh fer christ sakes Tawnie, he's done it again. 40 pairs of sunnies gone. He's gonna freak girl, when he finds out we only have pink or purple left."

"I ain't tellin him. You tell him."

Running into the back room, Sarah was left to tell Horatio herself.

"Morning Lt.Caine."

"Morning Sarah, I need 40 pairs of your black sunnies."

"Umm...I'm sorry Lt.Caine. We only have purple or pink left."

"I'm sorry? You have what?"

"Purple and pink Lt."

Sarah watched as she seen his lip begin to quiver.

"But I don't like purple or pink. How could you have sold them all?"

"Just look around you. Everyone on the street is wearing them."

Turning to the side, he said...."It's time, It's time to go sunnie stealing."

"Are you insane Horatio. You want us to steal peoples sunnies?"

"I do Mac, I do. For if you don't help, you will never get to NY."

"For God sakes, let's go."

As they headed out into the street, Calleigh started skipping down the street, till she came to two young boys.

"Hiya suga. Can I try on your sunnies?"

As the boys stared at her chest bouncing up and down, they passed her their sunnies.

"Thanks ya'll, see ya".

Running down the street, she hid behind a alley till the boys ran by.

Meanwhile.....

Eric seen a smelly man sleeping on the public bench with his sunnies on his lap. Sneaking up he tried to grab them. But the smelly bugger was watching.

"What the hell do you want?"

"Ewwwww....augh, cough, cough. Oh man, get a toothbrush, and give me those sunnies."

"NEVER...."he yelled as his smog filled breath filled Eric's nostrils, knocking him backwards.

Getting back on track, Eric snatched them and took off with the bum chasing him.

Meanwhile....

Danny and Flack had found a bar. Walking inside they noticed all the bikers who had sunnies.

"Christ Falck, you have to be kiddin me, forget it man, I love life."

"Listen. All we have to do is pretend to like them, then we will wear their shades and take off."

"I'm telling you man. Bad idea."

While Flack walked up to the three bikers, he sat down.

"Hey...how goes it? My man and I would like to buy you guys a round."

"Mmmm...you're a handsome one. Sure cupcake," said the biker.

"Come on over my little snickerdoodle," said Flack.

"I'll kill you for this man."

After they ordered the beers, Flack said...."oh my heavens, look at the naked guy with his naughtiness showing."

As the three bikers turned to look, Flack and Danny grabbed the sunnies and took off.

"Hey....you sons of bitches, you have our Horatio Caine sunnies."

"Let's get em boss."

Running down the street with the bikers behind them. They rounded the corner and joined Eric who was running from a smelly bum, with flies around him. Who then ran into Calleigh being chased by two little boys.

"Yeeehaaaaw!!! Isn't this fun?" Howled Calleigh in her Southern accent.

As they neared the end of the street they seen Horatio running out of the store with pink sunnies hidden in his jacket.

"You dumb ass Horatio. Get the Betsy...NOW!!!!!" yelled Eric.

Starting the Betsy they all got in.

"Come on H, they're coming."

"I...dropped....my...keys.."

"Shit...damn you." Bending down Eric grabbed them and seen all the pink sunnies.

"Hahahahhaha!!!!! You closet hiding Cake Boy, look at all those pink sunnies."

"Eric...Eric...in about five seconds I'm going to shove them up your butt, and they can glow pink. It was all they had left."

"Sure H. Sure. Well toss them out, we stole you a whole bunch of black."

"Huh...from who?"

"From them..." giggled Calleigh.

Watching them run towards the Betsy, Horatio stepped on the gas, but not before the bikers, the smelly bum, and the two boys kicked, smashed and painted Betsy Hummer.

"Ewwww...gagged Mac, Stella, and the gang. What's that funky smell?"

"It's that fly magnet there." laughed Eric hysterically.

"Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! You little spazztic bastards.

Grabbing the pink sunnies Horatio threw them out the window, hoping to distract them.

As they seen the sunnies, they took off chasing them.

"Come om H. Let's get the hell out of here. It's Stelter and Sinclair."

As Horatio floored the Hummer, he ran over their toes.

"Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.....you bunch of CSI Rebels. We'll catch you in NY, you'll see, and your little Betsy too."

"Sniff, sniff....man Stelter, don't you ever bathe?"

"What!!! That ain't me man. I thought it was you?"

Turning around they seen the bum covered in garbage and flies, wearing pink sunnies.

"What the hell are those?" asked Sinclair.

"Hiccup....these are my Horatio Sunnies, wanna drink."

"Come on Stelter, let's get to NY."

As Sinclair walked away, Stetler whispered..."I'll give you five bucks for those pretty pink sunnies."

"Hiccup....sure man, here ya go."

Putting them on. Stetler caught up with Sinclair.

"Oh fer crying out loud. Always the little cake boy."

Meanwhile...

As Mac, Horatio and the gang, took off down the highway, you could hear them sing.....

"Here we come. The CSI's in the Betsy Hummer. Waving our arms in the air. Knowing who we are.....

End Skit
 
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