Ever the pessimist, I read the spoilers differently than most folks here.
Oh, holy God, CSI:NY, you suck so much. I've made no bones about being an anti-shipper, and as an anti-shipper, have made no apology for loathing the meatloaf, chemistry-free "romance" between Danny and Lindsay. It detracts from the original premise of the show, which, if you'll recall, was crime-solving, wastes valuable time that could be used to develop other characters, and undermines a formerly strong, appealing character by using him as a surrogate personality for Lindsay "I Wanna Talk about Me" Monroe.
I was dubious when spoilers announced that Riki Sandoval would be returning in S5 despite S4's climactic farewell wherein she announced she was moving away. My suspicious mind, well-schooled in the various breeds of TV Drama Llamas, immediately recognized the pungent reek of Potential Baby Drama. I cringed, but other fans held out hope that maybe the writers wouldn't hitch their creative wagon to such a beaten old nag. Maybe Riki would return because she decided that she wanted more than just a fling.
Hahaha. None is so optimistic as the fan who sees the train coming but can't clear the tracks. After seeing Ausiello's most recent batch of spoilers(and oh, what a viciously apt term that is here), it's a safe bet that Riki is coming back with a bun in the oven. That's bad enough. What makes me reach for the puke pail is Ausiello telling us that Lindsay will "ride to the rescue".
The idea of Lindsay riding to anyone's rescue is ridiculous. "Riding to the rescue" is a phrase which here means "beat back the perceived threat to what she considers 'hers': Danny." Lindsay is inherently selfish, and if she "rescues" Danny, it won't be for his sake. It will be for her selfish need to keep him for herself despite the myriad proofs that he is in no shape to be involved with anyone right now. She wants to keep him on a short leash so that when she's ready and has finished her dalliance with the Recurring But Ultimately Useless Hunk of the Season Whose Peen Will Be a Foil to Twu Wub, she can have him.
That's nauseating in itself, but what gets the bile spewing are the implications these spoilers make about Riki. Why would Lindsay need to rescue Danny from her? Danny slept with her of his own accord, and even if it turns out she was poking holes in the condoms in an effort to make Danny "replace" Reuben(and I almost yorked typing that), that doesn't make Danny a dithering damsel in distress. I'm sure he knew how his winkie worked when he bedded her. He could've kept it in his pants.
Are they implying that Riki got pregnant, but not with Danny's child? Or maybe it is Danny's child and she's going to take him to court with claims that he refuses to recognize paternity and is a deadbeat dad. Even better, maybe she'll tell him she's expecting and then abort the child just so he can "know what it feels like to lose a child." Never mind that that would make zero sense and mean Riki has lost two children. But this is CSI:NY. Who needs common sense when you can just jerk off the Drama Llama?
Either way, Riki comes off as either a manipulative liar or a vengeful, crazed harpy, and Lindsay emerges as an obsessed hypocrite. Oh, gee golly whiz, sign me up. I've always wanted my Falcon Crest with dead bodies in it.
Oh, show, I almost wish you'd bitten it in S1. At least then I'd have good memories of what could've been.
Oh, holy God, CSI:NY, you suck so much. I've made no bones about being an anti-shipper, and as an anti-shipper, have made no apology for loathing the meatloaf, chemistry-free "romance" between Danny and Lindsay. It detracts from the original premise of the show, which, if you'll recall, was crime-solving, wastes valuable time that could be used to develop other characters, and undermines a formerly strong, appealing character by using him as a surrogate personality for Lindsay "I Wanna Talk about Me" Monroe.
I was dubious when spoilers announced that Riki Sandoval would be returning in S5 despite S4's climactic farewell wherein she announced she was moving away. My suspicious mind, well-schooled in the various breeds of TV Drama Llamas, immediately recognized the pungent reek of Potential Baby Drama. I cringed, but other fans held out hope that maybe the writers wouldn't hitch their creative wagon to such a beaten old nag. Maybe Riki would return because she decided that she wanted more than just a fling.
Hahaha. None is so optimistic as the fan who sees the train coming but can't clear the tracks. After seeing Ausiello's most recent batch of spoilers(and oh, what a viciously apt term that is here), it's a safe bet that Riki is coming back with a bun in the oven. That's bad enough. What makes me reach for the puke pail is Ausiello telling us that Lindsay will "ride to the rescue".
The idea of Lindsay riding to anyone's rescue is ridiculous. "Riding to the rescue" is a phrase which here means "beat back the perceived threat to what she considers 'hers': Danny." Lindsay is inherently selfish, and if she "rescues" Danny, it won't be for his sake. It will be for her selfish need to keep him for herself despite the myriad proofs that he is in no shape to be involved with anyone right now. She wants to keep him on a short leash so that when she's ready and has finished her dalliance with the Recurring But Ultimately Useless Hunk of the Season Whose Peen Will Be a Foil to Twu Wub, she can have him.
That's nauseating in itself, but what gets the bile spewing are the implications these spoilers make about Riki. Why would Lindsay need to rescue Danny from her? Danny slept with her of his own accord, and even if it turns out she was poking holes in the condoms in an effort to make Danny "replace" Reuben(and I almost yorked typing that), that doesn't make Danny a dithering damsel in distress. I'm sure he knew how his winkie worked when he bedded her. He could've kept it in his pants.
Are they implying that Riki got pregnant, but not with Danny's child? Or maybe it is Danny's child and she's going to take him to court with claims that he refuses to recognize paternity and is a deadbeat dad. Even better, maybe she'll tell him she's expecting and then abort the child just so he can "know what it feels like to lose a child." Never mind that that would make zero sense and mean Riki has lost two children. But this is CSI:NY. Who needs common sense when you can just jerk off the Drama Llama?
Either way, Riki comes off as either a manipulative liar or a vengeful, crazed harpy, and Lindsay emerges as an obsessed hypocrite. Oh, gee golly whiz, sign me up. I've always wanted my Falcon Crest with dead bodies in it.
Oh, show, I almost wish you'd bitten it in S1. At least then I'd have good memories of what could've been.