CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way
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carlz31
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Hey yeah, I think Missy is right...her, me and Anni are the only ones who aren't in trouble...unless you count in RT2 when Anni got kidnapped by Stuart Otis..
and you are correct, you haven't gotten me drunk yet
And AWWW, they're going to NY...that will be interesting to see Speedys parents...
And is toilet paper all Delko thinks about? :lol:
please update soon
and you are correct, you haven't gotten me drunk yet
And AWWW, they're going to NY...that will be interesting to see Speedys parents...
And is toilet paper all Delko thinks about? :lol:
please update soon
:lol: You guys are awesome. And yes, they probably have the fancy kind of toilet paper. I guess it's better than those giant cheese rolls that normal public bathrooms use.
The Last Thing I Need Is To Be Heard
[New York, 1 am]
Horatio: Well we're here.
Speed: Did you have to drive so fast?
Horatio: Of course.
Delko: Whoa it's like an entirely different country up here.
Anni: Can we buy pretzels?
Carly: I want a taco.
Missy: Do they have cheezy bread?
JC: I want a bagel.
Horatio: I forgot how lit up this city was at night.
Speed: I am in hell.
Katie: Aw come on. Don't be such a sour puss.
Speed: I hate New York.
Katie: Oh come on. You're back in your element.
Speed: This is not an element. This is the farthest from an element. Elements don't exist here!
Katie: Okay geez. Calm down before you sprain something.
Horatio: So your parent's house is up on that hill right?
Speed: If you call a garbage mound a hill, sure.
Horatio: It's a beautiful place.
Speed: I can find ten homeless people who would disagree with you.
Delko: Oh I see a homeless person! Get me a camera!
Speed: It's not a zoo Eric.
Delko: But they're in their natural environment.
Speed: Gutters and urine-smelling alleys are not environments.
Katie: Oh my God is that the house?
Speed: No.
Katie: But it's huge!
Speed: The house is about twenty feet on your left.
Katie: *looks to the left* ..WHOA! HOT DANG!
Speed: *sigh* Great.
Katie: HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF THE CRIME LAB BUT TALLER AND FULL OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SORT OF WORK ETHIC!
Speed: Are you finished?
Katie: Yes.
Horatio: *stops Hummerhome* Alright people, let's go.
Speed: Um, Horatio it's one in the morning. We're not all going in.
Horatio: Fine. You go in and then call us when we can follow.
Speed: *sigh* Fine. *leaves*
[Front door]
Speed: *rings doorbell*
Josh: *opens door* I already have you ten bucks, go mooch off of the neighb-...Tim?
Speed: Are mom and dad home?
Josh: Yeah. Why? What are you doing here?
Speed: ...What are you doing here?
Josh: I got evicted.
Speed: Look, a few of my friends are here.
Josh: Why?
Speed: To visit.
Josh: Oh cool. I'll go get the parents.
Speed: Thanks. *looks back at Hummerhome*
[Hummerhome]
Horatio: Okay let's go.
[House]
Mom: *runs downstairs* Timmy! *runs up* I haven't seen you in so long!
Speed: Hey.
Dad: *walks downstairs* Who are those people behind you?
Speed: They're my friends.
Mom: Oh come in! Come in! I'll make tea!
Delko: Wow I like your mom.
Speed: *frowns*
Dad: Horatio Caine. Long time no see.
Horatio: Hello sir.
Dad: I guess I owe you that hundred bucks.
Horatio: I'll take non-sequential bills.
Dad: *laughs* You're a funny guy. Oh I wanted to show you my new pool table and bar. It's downstairs. You want a beer? I'll get you a beer.
Horatio: Thank you.
[Dad and Horatio leave]
[Living room]
Mom: Oh look at all the pretty faces! You girls look tired. It must have been a long trip. Who wants cookies?
Anni: *lifts hand*
Carly: Ooh cookies.
Speed: *sits down* I hope it's not too much trouble if we stay for a while.
Mom: Oh Timmy you know I love guests. Why didn't you call? I would have made a dinner for all of you kids!
Katie: Yeah Timmy.
Speed: Mom, this is Katie. She's my...*sigh* Wife.
Mom: *blinks* ...You got married and you didn't tell me?
Speed: I-
Mom: OH SHE'S PRETTY! You know, Timmy always had a thing for a pretty girl with beautiful eyes.
Katie: Really.
Mom: Oh yeah, he used t-
Speed: ...Mom.
Mom: Well I guess that's a story for another day.
Katie: Well you have a very beautiful home here.
Mom: *grins* Now aren't you polite. *slaps Speed* Why can't you learn a few things?
Speed: *shakes head*
Mom: OH I HAVE PHOTO ALBUMS!
Speed: NO. No, mom. No.
Mom: Oh alright. I'm going to go bake some cookies. You girls sit tight. *runs off*
Katie: She's nice.
Speed: She's insane.
Anni: I like her.
Carly: She's pleasant.
Katie: So how come your dad didn't talk to you?
Speed: We don't speak.
Katie: Why not?
Speed: Apparently being a cop wasn't the career choice he had picked out for me.
Josh: Hey who was that other guy that came in with you guys?
Speed: Eric?
Josh: Ooh. Hot and spicy.
Speed: Oh God.
Anni: Haha your brother has the hots for Eric.
Josh: The foreign ones are WILD. Not to menti-
Speed: It is imperative to your survival that you do not finish that sentence.
Josh: *frowns* I have to go iron my delicates. *leaves*
Katie: I like it here.
Speed: Good for you.
Katie: Oh come on Tim it's not that bad.
Speed: Look, I'll be back. Just...Make yourself at home or..Something. *leaves*
Katie: *lays across couch* Whatever you say.
Anni: Pfft couch hog.
Katie: Why thank you.
[Downstairs]
Speed: Hey H.
Horatio: Speed.
Speed: Uh could you give us a minute?
Horatio: Sure. *leaves*
Dad: Speed huh? You don't go by the name we gave you anymore?
Speed: Um...I should have called.
Dad: Nah, your mother seems happy to have the company.
Speed: So how have you guys been?
Dad: Us? Oh we're surviving.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Dad: ...The company shut down today. I haven't told your mother yet.
Speed: You're still keeping secrets from her.
Dad: It's for the good of the family.
Speed: I'm sure the hookers you hire are real appreciative of your family values.
Dad: Look, Tim, you don't understand.
Speed: Is that why the company got shut down? You lost all of the money to alcohol and prostitutes?
Dad: You know how things go in New York. One minute you're running the world...
Speed: So I take it you're not going to tell mom that you're cheating on her.
Dad: We've all been there son. I noticed that ring on your finger. She's here isn't she?
Speed: *nods*
Dad: I never much pictured you to be a family man yourself.
Speed: *looks around* That's a pretty big gun you have under the counter.
Dad: You saw that when you came in?
Speed: It's my job.
Dad: *laughs* Oh yeah right. The cop gig.
Speed: So I'm also guessing you didn't tell mom about the drug ring you have going down here too.
Dad: It'll pay the bills when the company shuts down for good.
Speed: Its illegal.
Dad: Don't throw that cop stuff at me.
Speed: Prostitutes and underground cartels? Oh yeah you're Mister Universe.
Dad: I've been at this a long time son. I was doing this before you even knew how to wipe your own ass so don't preach to me. *leaves*
Speed: *frowns*
[Living room]
Mom: COOKIES! *sets plate down*
Anni: Oh they smell good.
Calleigh: Are they fat free?
Mom: Of course they are dear.
Calleigh: Excellent. *grabs cookie*
Delko: *whispers* Okay Speed's gay brother keeps looking at me weird.
Calleigh: *whispers* He likes you.
Delko: ...Ew.
Katie: Oh my God these cookies are AWESOME!
Mom: Well you're very welcome. Now, I've set up all of your rooms. I'm assuming miss Katie will want to stay with her hubby tonight?
Katie: *smiles* Sure.
Mom: OOH GOODY! You guys look cute together. I'll go get the housecoats out of the dryer! *runs off*
Anni: I really like her.
Calleigh: She should sell these cookies or something. They're amazing. *stuffs mouth*
TBC........
The Last Thing I Need Is To Be Heard
[New York, 1 am]
Horatio: Well we're here.
Speed: Did you have to drive so fast?
Horatio: Of course.
Delko: Whoa it's like an entirely different country up here.
Anni: Can we buy pretzels?
Carly: I want a taco.
Missy: Do they have cheezy bread?
JC: I want a bagel.
Horatio: I forgot how lit up this city was at night.
Speed: I am in hell.
Katie: Aw come on. Don't be such a sour puss.
Speed: I hate New York.
Katie: Oh come on. You're back in your element.
Speed: This is not an element. This is the farthest from an element. Elements don't exist here!
Katie: Okay geez. Calm down before you sprain something.
Horatio: So your parent's house is up on that hill right?
Speed: If you call a garbage mound a hill, sure.
Horatio: It's a beautiful place.
Speed: I can find ten homeless people who would disagree with you.
Delko: Oh I see a homeless person! Get me a camera!
Speed: It's not a zoo Eric.
Delko: But they're in their natural environment.
Speed: Gutters and urine-smelling alleys are not environments.
Katie: Oh my God is that the house?
Speed: No.
Katie: But it's huge!
Speed: The house is about twenty feet on your left.
Katie: *looks to the left* ..WHOA! HOT DANG!
Speed: *sigh* Great.
Katie: HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF THE CRIME LAB BUT TALLER AND FULL OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SORT OF WORK ETHIC!
Speed: Are you finished?
Katie: Yes.
Horatio: *stops Hummerhome* Alright people, let's go.
Speed: Um, Horatio it's one in the morning. We're not all going in.
Horatio: Fine. You go in and then call us when we can follow.
Speed: *sigh* Fine. *leaves*
[Front door]
Speed: *rings doorbell*
Josh: *opens door* I already have you ten bucks, go mooch off of the neighb-...Tim?
Speed: Are mom and dad home?
Josh: Yeah. Why? What are you doing here?
Speed: ...What are you doing here?
Josh: I got evicted.
Speed: Look, a few of my friends are here.
Josh: Why?
Speed: To visit.
Josh: Oh cool. I'll go get the parents.
Speed: Thanks. *looks back at Hummerhome*
[Hummerhome]
Horatio: Okay let's go.
[House]
Mom: *runs downstairs* Timmy! *runs up* I haven't seen you in so long!
Speed: Hey.
Dad: *walks downstairs* Who are those people behind you?
Speed: They're my friends.
Mom: Oh come in! Come in! I'll make tea!
Delko: Wow I like your mom.
Speed: *frowns*
Dad: Horatio Caine. Long time no see.
Horatio: Hello sir.
Dad: I guess I owe you that hundred bucks.
Horatio: I'll take non-sequential bills.
Dad: *laughs* You're a funny guy. Oh I wanted to show you my new pool table and bar. It's downstairs. You want a beer? I'll get you a beer.
Horatio: Thank you.
[Dad and Horatio leave]
[Living room]
Mom: Oh look at all the pretty faces! You girls look tired. It must have been a long trip. Who wants cookies?
Anni: *lifts hand*
Carly: Ooh cookies.
Speed: *sits down* I hope it's not too much trouble if we stay for a while.
Mom: Oh Timmy you know I love guests. Why didn't you call? I would have made a dinner for all of you kids!
Katie: Yeah Timmy.
Speed: Mom, this is Katie. She's my...*sigh* Wife.
Mom: *blinks* ...You got married and you didn't tell me?
Speed: I-
Mom: OH SHE'S PRETTY! You know, Timmy always had a thing for a pretty girl with beautiful eyes.
Katie: Really.
Mom: Oh yeah, he used t-
Speed: ...Mom.
Mom: Well I guess that's a story for another day.
Katie: Well you have a very beautiful home here.
Mom: *grins* Now aren't you polite. *slaps Speed* Why can't you learn a few things?
Speed: *shakes head*
Mom: OH I HAVE PHOTO ALBUMS!
Speed: NO. No, mom. No.
Mom: Oh alright. I'm going to go bake some cookies. You girls sit tight. *runs off*
Katie: She's nice.
Speed: She's insane.
Anni: I like her.
Carly: She's pleasant.
Katie: So how come your dad didn't talk to you?
Speed: We don't speak.
Katie: Why not?
Speed: Apparently being a cop wasn't the career choice he had picked out for me.
Josh: Hey who was that other guy that came in with you guys?
Speed: Eric?
Josh: Ooh. Hot and spicy.
Speed: Oh God.
Anni: Haha your brother has the hots for Eric.
Josh: The foreign ones are WILD. Not to menti-
Speed: It is imperative to your survival that you do not finish that sentence.
Josh: *frowns* I have to go iron my delicates. *leaves*
Katie: I like it here.
Speed: Good for you.
Katie: Oh come on Tim it's not that bad.
Speed: Look, I'll be back. Just...Make yourself at home or..Something. *leaves*
Katie: *lays across couch* Whatever you say.
Anni: Pfft couch hog.
Katie: Why thank you.
[Downstairs]
Speed: Hey H.
Horatio: Speed.
Speed: Uh could you give us a minute?
Horatio: Sure. *leaves*
Dad: Speed huh? You don't go by the name we gave you anymore?
Speed: Um...I should have called.
Dad: Nah, your mother seems happy to have the company.
Speed: So how have you guys been?
Dad: Us? Oh we're surviving.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Dad: ...The company shut down today. I haven't told your mother yet.
Speed: You're still keeping secrets from her.
Dad: It's for the good of the family.
Speed: I'm sure the hookers you hire are real appreciative of your family values.
Dad: Look, Tim, you don't understand.
Speed: Is that why the company got shut down? You lost all of the money to alcohol and prostitutes?
Dad: You know how things go in New York. One minute you're running the world...
Speed: So I take it you're not going to tell mom that you're cheating on her.
Dad: We've all been there son. I noticed that ring on your finger. She's here isn't she?
Speed: *nods*
Dad: I never much pictured you to be a family man yourself.
Speed: *looks around* That's a pretty big gun you have under the counter.
Dad: You saw that when you came in?
Speed: It's my job.
Dad: *laughs* Oh yeah right. The cop gig.
Speed: So I'm also guessing you didn't tell mom about the drug ring you have going down here too.
Dad: It'll pay the bills when the company shuts down for good.
Speed: Its illegal.
Dad: Don't throw that cop stuff at me.
Speed: Prostitutes and underground cartels? Oh yeah you're Mister Universe.
Dad: I've been at this a long time son. I was doing this before you even knew how to wipe your own ass so don't preach to me. *leaves*
Speed: *frowns*
[Living room]
Mom: COOKIES! *sets plate down*
Anni: Oh they smell good.
Calleigh: Are they fat free?
Mom: Of course they are dear.
Calleigh: Excellent. *grabs cookie*
Delko: *whispers* Okay Speed's gay brother keeps looking at me weird.
Calleigh: *whispers* He likes you.
Delko: ...Ew.
Katie: Oh my God these cookies are AWESOME!
Mom: Well you're very welcome. Now, I've set up all of your rooms. I'm assuming miss Katie will want to stay with her hubby tonight?
Katie: *smiles* Sure.
Mom: OOH GOODY! You guys look cute together. I'll go get the housecoats out of the dryer! *runs off*
Anni: I really like her.
Calleigh: She should sell these cookies or something. They're amazing. *stuffs mouth*
TBC........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Teehee. I just giggled at the end there for some reason and I don't know why. lol. And ohhhh Speedy's dad is doing some baad stuff. lol. Josh has the hots for Eric. Teehee. I am sooo loving this Idead to come to New York thinger. Its hilarious.
Dad: You know how things go in New York. One minute you're running the world...
The next thing you know your in a 6 by 6. Teehee. Drugs....hookers..like father like son. Update soon please.
Dad: You know how things go in New York. One minute you're running the world...
The next thing you know your in a 6 by 6. Teehee. Drugs....hookers..like father like son. Update soon please.
:lol: Yeah gee I guess they are related after all.
A Blissful Painkiller
[Speed/Katie's room]
Katie: Holy COW! This room is bigger than...EVERYTHING! *jumps on bed* Hey the bed it bouncy. WHOA THERE'S A FULL LENGTH MIRROR! *runs to closet*
Speed: I'm glad you're...Enjoying yourself.
Katie: I love it here.
Speed: Good.
Katie: What's wrong?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: I know that look. That's your 'My CSI sense is tingling' look.
Speed: It's nothing.
Katie: Come on, you can tell me.
Speed: My dad has gotten himself into some deep stuff.
Katie: What kind of deep stuff?
Speed: The kind that gets you twenty to life.
Katie: Oh.
Speed: He's been at it for almost twenty years. He hasn't gotten caught.
Katie: Maybe he's just smart.
Speed: If being smart means he's paid off every cop in New York city to look the other way while he smuggles drugs down to Florida then yeah, he's smart.
Katie: What are you going to do?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: Nothing? Call the FBI or the CIA or...Homeland Security.
Speed: He's my dad.
Katie: So?
Speed: So there's that whole unbreakable family bond crap that everyone always talks about. Besides, my mom would probably die without him.
Katie: So you're just going to let him do this until he makes a mistake and then it's bye bye Speedle. He'll be swimming with the fishes.
[Knock on door]
Speed: Come in.
Josh: *opens door* Have you seen my eyelash curler? I left it in here last week and I swear to the Holy Ghost that it's still in here.
Speed: Go ahead and look. I'm going to bring our luggage up here.
Katie: If Josh needs an eyelash curler, he can use mine.
Speed: I'll uh...Bring it up. *leaves*
Josh: *jumps on bed* So this is my big brother's girl.
Katie: That's me.
Josh: Oh my Gosh how do you get your hair to curl like that!
Katie: Uh...Well some time and a little elbow grease. *tilts head* Hairspray works too.
Josh: Girl you should see what I can do with your makeup. You'll look like Jennifer Aniston with a touch of Angelina Jolie.
Katie: *laughs* Well I'm not that pretty.
Josh: You will be when I get done with your makeup.
Katie: Really.
Josh: Oh yeah, I have my own beauty salon downtown. It's THE best little place to beautify yourself. I've got coupons.
Katie: *wide-eyed* WOW. Coupons. Haha...
Josh: Girl I am the only Speedle in New York that can make a Pug look like a french Poodle.
Katie: Oh I believe it.
Josh: Oooh are those nails manicured?
Katie: Yeah.
Josh: Oh you haven't lived until you've been to my spa program. 5 hours of pampering and beautification. All my products come directly from Paris.
Katie: That's...Really....Great.
Josh: Now I think I know how you can get your dried roots looking *snaps* new and magnificent. All you need is some lemon oils mixed with mango and a dash of mint. I can make you a bottle of the stuff tonight and have it ready for you tomorrow.
Katie: That would be...Wonderful Josh, thank you.
Josh: Well only the best for the woman of my brother's dreams. *flails spastically* Oh! That reminds me. I've brought over a few samples of my new line of skin cream. It beautifies and exfoliates to give you that baby-soft skin. Would you like to try some?
Katie: Uh...Maybe later.
Speed: *walks in* Could you have packed any more stuff?
Josh: You wouldn't talk to the Queen like that. I'll see you later Tim. *leaves*
Speed: He didn't try to sell you skin cream did he?
Katie: Oh THANK GOD you're here. I mean your brother is...GREAT I mean, don't get me wrong but...THANK GOD you're all man.
Speed: Yeah he can come off a little strong at first.
Katie: *sigh* Thank you for the belated warning.
Speed: *wraps arms around Katie's waist* Well you deserve the best.
Katie: *smiles* How sweet.
Speed: *smirks*
Mom: *walks in* Timmy I brought up two housecoats for you two and I made an extra batch of cookies. I hope that's okay.
Speed: *lets go of Katie*
Mom: Oh I'm so sorry! You two were about to do it! Okay I'll wait outside. Tell me when you're finished.
Speed: Mom, get back here.
Mom: No you go ahead and do your thing. I'll wait.
Speed: *sigh* We weren't going to do anything.
Mom: Oh good. Now I wanted to tell you that your father is going out tonight on business so he said that you and your friends can have a couple of beers on the house.
Speed: That's big of him.
Mom: Oh Timmy. He means well.
Speed: Sure he does.
Mom: Have you seen my eyelash curler? Joshey took it last week and he seemed to have misplaced it.
Speed: I haven't seen it.
Mom: Oh well I'll just look downstairs. You know kids these days. It's probably under the couch like everything else. *leaves*
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Katie: She's a sweet woman.
Speed: *sigh* Yeah.
Katie: So you're dad's out on business tonight huh?
Speed: Yeah I guess that's what drug dealers and pimps are calling it these days.
Katie: Oh Tim.
Speed: Did you want me to unpack your things?
Katie: You don't have to. I can do it.
Speed: No, I'll do it.
Katie: I can do it.
Speed: I insist.
Katie: Alright fine, but if you find my eyelash curler, hide it.
Speed: God I hate New York.
TBC.........
A Blissful Painkiller
[Speed/Katie's room]
Katie: Holy COW! This room is bigger than...EVERYTHING! *jumps on bed* Hey the bed it bouncy. WHOA THERE'S A FULL LENGTH MIRROR! *runs to closet*
Speed: I'm glad you're...Enjoying yourself.
Katie: I love it here.
Speed: Good.
Katie: What's wrong?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: I know that look. That's your 'My CSI sense is tingling' look.
Speed: It's nothing.
Katie: Come on, you can tell me.
Speed: My dad has gotten himself into some deep stuff.
Katie: What kind of deep stuff?
Speed: The kind that gets you twenty to life.
Katie: Oh.
Speed: He's been at it for almost twenty years. He hasn't gotten caught.
Katie: Maybe he's just smart.
Speed: If being smart means he's paid off every cop in New York city to look the other way while he smuggles drugs down to Florida then yeah, he's smart.
Katie: What are you going to do?
Speed: Nothing.
Katie: Nothing? Call the FBI or the CIA or...Homeland Security.
Speed: He's my dad.
Katie: So?
Speed: So there's that whole unbreakable family bond crap that everyone always talks about. Besides, my mom would probably die without him.
Katie: So you're just going to let him do this until he makes a mistake and then it's bye bye Speedle. He'll be swimming with the fishes.
[Knock on door]
Speed: Come in.
Josh: *opens door* Have you seen my eyelash curler? I left it in here last week and I swear to the Holy Ghost that it's still in here.
Speed: Go ahead and look. I'm going to bring our luggage up here.
Katie: If Josh needs an eyelash curler, he can use mine.
Speed: I'll uh...Bring it up. *leaves*
Josh: *jumps on bed* So this is my big brother's girl.
Katie: That's me.
Josh: Oh my Gosh how do you get your hair to curl like that!
Katie: Uh...Well some time and a little elbow grease. *tilts head* Hairspray works too.
Josh: Girl you should see what I can do with your makeup. You'll look like Jennifer Aniston with a touch of Angelina Jolie.
Katie: *laughs* Well I'm not that pretty.
Josh: You will be when I get done with your makeup.
Katie: Really.
Josh: Oh yeah, I have my own beauty salon downtown. It's THE best little place to beautify yourself. I've got coupons.
Katie: *wide-eyed* WOW. Coupons. Haha...
Josh: Girl I am the only Speedle in New York that can make a Pug look like a french Poodle.
Katie: Oh I believe it.
Josh: Oooh are those nails manicured?
Katie: Yeah.
Josh: Oh you haven't lived until you've been to my spa program. 5 hours of pampering and beautification. All my products come directly from Paris.
Katie: That's...Really....Great.
Josh: Now I think I know how you can get your dried roots looking *snaps* new and magnificent. All you need is some lemon oils mixed with mango and a dash of mint. I can make you a bottle of the stuff tonight and have it ready for you tomorrow.
Katie: That would be...Wonderful Josh, thank you.
Josh: Well only the best for the woman of my brother's dreams. *flails spastically* Oh! That reminds me. I've brought over a few samples of my new line of skin cream. It beautifies and exfoliates to give you that baby-soft skin. Would you like to try some?
Katie: Uh...Maybe later.
Speed: *walks in* Could you have packed any more stuff?
Josh: You wouldn't talk to the Queen like that. I'll see you later Tim. *leaves*
Speed: He didn't try to sell you skin cream did he?
Katie: Oh THANK GOD you're here. I mean your brother is...GREAT I mean, don't get me wrong but...THANK GOD you're all man.
Speed: Yeah he can come off a little strong at first.
Katie: *sigh* Thank you for the belated warning.
Speed: *wraps arms around Katie's waist* Well you deserve the best.
Katie: *smiles* How sweet.
Speed: *smirks*
Mom: *walks in* Timmy I brought up two housecoats for you two and I made an extra batch of cookies. I hope that's okay.
Speed: *lets go of Katie*
Mom: Oh I'm so sorry! You two were about to do it! Okay I'll wait outside. Tell me when you're finished.
Speed: Mom, get back here.
Mom: No you go ahead and do your thing. I'll wait.
Speed: *sigh* We weren't going to do anything.
Mom: Oh good. Now I wanted to tell you that your father is going out tonight on business so he said that you and your friends can have a couple of beers on the house.
Speed: That's big of him.
Mom: Oh Timmy. He means well.
Speed: Sure he does.
Mom: Have you seen my eyelash curler? Joshey took it last week and he seemed to have misplaced it.
Speed: I haven't seen it.
Mom: Oh well I'll just look downstairs. You know kids these days. It's probably under the couch like everything else. *leaves*
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Katie: She's a sweet woman.
Speed: *sigh* Yeah.
Katie: So you're dad's out on business tonight huh?
Speed: Yeah I guess that's what drug dealers and pimps are calling it these days.
Katie: Oh Tim.
Speed: Did you want me to unpack your things?
Katie: You don't have to. I can do it.
Speed: No, I'll do it.
Katie: I can do it.
Speed: I insist.
Katie: Alright fine, but if you find my eyelash curler, hide it.
Speed: God I hate New York.
TBC.........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Oh man. I am laughing so flippin hard i'm crying. Seriously. Geni that chapter was just hilarious. That whole scene with Josh and the *laughs hysterically* "Thank god you are all man" Teehee. And then Speed's mom with her whole
Mom: Oh I'm so sorry! You two were about to do it! Okay I'll wait outside. Tell me when you're finished.
hahahahahaahahhaahha. But awww poor Timmy. he can't turn his dad in. And awwww. Update soon please.
Mom: Oh I'm so sorry! You two were about to do it! Okay I'll wait outside. Tell me when you're finished.
hahahahahaahahhaahha. But awww poor Timmy. he can't turn his dad in. And awwww. Update soon please.
Wyoming
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Speed: *lets go of Katie*
Mom: Oh I'm so sorry! You two were about to do it! Okay I'll wait outside. Tell me when you're finished.
HAHAHAHA You made me laugh and now my mom has figured out that I'm on way later then I should be .......pshhh good going Geni lol jk jk keep up the good work.
Mom: Oh I'm so sorry! You two were about to do it! Okay I'll wait outside. Tell me when you're finished.
HAHAHAHA You made me laugh and now my mom has figured out that I'm on way later then I should be .......pshhh good going Geni lol jk jk keep up the good work.
:lol: Thanks.
Poor Speed. His family has issues.
Criminal
Speed: *looks up* Great, my brother's heading this way.
Katie: Lock the door, lock the door.
Speed: Shh.
Josh: So is your friend Eric available? *licks lips*
Speed: Um...
Katie: *whispers* Tim, don't.
Speed: Yeah he's available.
Josh: Really.
Speed: Yeah and as a matter of fact he's feeling pretty vulnerable. It's almost gotten to the point where he'll only eat buttons and toilet paper.
Josh: That's terrible! He needs some TLC.
Katie: Actually no offense but I think he's straight.
Josh: He won't be when I get done with him. *winks*
Katie: Oh..Boy.
Josh: Well you two kids get comfortable here. I'll drop off some scented candles later. *leaves*
Katie: You know Eric is going to kill you.
Speed: Yeah but the look on his face is going to be priceless.
Katie: How come you didn't turn out like him?
Speed: He was always like that.
Katie: How come you're not like that?
Speed: My mom used to work long shifts when I was little so she was never home. My dad pretty much raised me.
Katie: And that's when you found out about what he was doing?
Speed: If there's one thing I've ever wanted, is to never turn out like him. I mean he's an alcoholic womanizer. I had to protect my sister from him a few times. I have the scars to prove it.
Katie: You never told me this before.
Speed: I never told anyone.
Katie: I can see why you don't like your dad very much.
Speed: Horatio put him in his place a few times.
Katie: When?
Speed: I was 18. Horatio was working in New York. I called the cops when my dad tried to drown my sister in the bathtub in our old house.
Katie: But you didn't meet Horatio until Megan left for personal leave.
Speed: I didn't know who he was at first when I met him in Miami.
Katie: Circle of life I guess.
Speed: I guess so.
TBC.........
Poor Speed. His family has issues.
Criminal
Speed: *looks up* Great, my brother's heading this way.
Katie: Lock the door, lock the door.
Speed: Shh.
Josh: So is your friend Eric available? *licks lips*
Speed: Um...
Katie: *whispers* Tim, don't.
Speed: Yeah he's available.
Josh: Really.
Speed: Yeah and as a matter of fact he's feeling pretty vulnerable. It's almost gotten to the point where he'll only eat buttons and toilet paper.
Josh: That's terrible! He needs some TLC.
Katie: Actually no offense but I think he's straight.
Josh: He won't be when I get done with him. *winks*
Katie: Oh..Boy.
Josh: Well you two kids get comfortable here. I'll drop off some scented candles later. *leaves*
Katie: You know Eric is going to kill you.
Speed: Yeah but the look on his face is going to be priceless.
Katie: How come you didn't turn out like him?
Speed: He was always like that.
Katie: How come you're not like that?
Speed: My mom used to work long shifts when I was little so she was never home. My dad pretty much raised me.
Katie: And that's when you found out about what he was doing?
Speed: If there's one thing I've ever wanted, is to never turn out like him. I mean he's an alcoholic womanizer. I had to protect my sister from him a few times. I have the scars to prove it.
Katie: You never told me this before.
Speed: I never told anyone.
Katie: I can see why you don't like your dad very much.
Speed: Horatio put him in his place a few times.
Katie: When?
Speed: I was 18. Horatio was working in New York. I called the cops when my dad tried to drown my sister in the bathtub in our old house.
Katie: But you didn't meet Horatio until Megan left for personal leave.
Speed: I didn't know who he was at first when I met him in Miami.
Katie: Circle of life I guess.
Speed: I guess so.
TBC.........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Awww TImmy has scars! *raises fist at Tim's dad* And horatio saved the day! He really is like jesus. And oh no Speed sent Josh after Eric I can NOT wait til that plays out. lol. Update soon please.
Yup! And take that Donahue! More character development. I reserve the right to do what I want with Speedle's character. *sticks tongue out at CBS* ...*runs from snipers*
Before And After
[Living room couch]
Delko: *looks around*
Josh: *sits on couch* Hello ssssssailor.
Delko: AH! Uh...Haha...Hey.
Josh: You must be tired from all that travelling.
Delko: ..Sure.
Josh: Would you like me to get you anything? Tea? ...Skin cream?
Delko: Um..No thanks.
Josh: I understand. You're hurting. In here. *points to heart*
Delko: ...I'm okay.
Josh: You're vulnerable and you're hurting and you need some TLC. You have to stop eating toilet paper!
Delko: ..Oh..Okay.
Josh: Tim told me ALL about you.
Delko: *frowns* Did he.
Josh: I think you're just afraid to commit to a relationship because you're afraid of rejection.
Delko: No, I'm good.
Josh: Don't worry. I don't bite. *growls*
Delko: AH! SPEEDLE GET YOUR BROTHER AWAY FROM ME! *runs around couch*
Josh: *runs* That's right. You need your workout so you'll be plenty tired to snuggle.
Delko: *screams*
Speed: *walks into hallway, looks down into living room* Hey Katie check it out.
Katie: What? *walks up*
Speed: Josh is chasing Eric.
Katie: *laughs*
Speed: Hey Josh!
Josh: Yeah!
Speed: You need to find his weak spot!
Josh: No problem! Come here love. *runs*
Delko: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SPEED!
Speed: *laughing*
Katie: *laughing*
Delko: HELP! *runs outside*
Josh: If you run you'll only be too tired for Joshey Time! *runs outside*
Katie: Oh poor Eric.
Speed: I guess he can finally give some Delko Time.
Katie: Man I love it here.
Speed: Oh great, look who it is.
Katie: You're dad's home.
Dad: *looks up* Are you two going to get a room or are you going to stand there all night?
Speed: I'll see you in a minute.
Katie: Okay. *leaves*
Speed: *walks downstairs* You weren't gone long.
Dad: The girls needed their money tonight.
Speed: You could have gotten arrested.
Dad: But I didn't. You want a beer?
Speed: I don't drink.
Dad: *laughs* Sure you don't.
Speed: How long are you planning on keeping your little ventures from mom?
Dad: Oh come on, like you've never been tempted by a pretty girl in a short skirt.
Speed: I'm not you.
Dad: No. You're exactly like me.
Speed: I'm nothing like you.
Dad: Just because you wear the badge doesn't mean you don't give into temptation every once in a while.
Speed: What's that supposed to mean?
Dad: Have you cheated on her?
Speed: What's your point.
Dad: That's my point.
Speed: I could turn you in.
Dad: I could always have you taken out.
Speed: I'm your son.
Dad: Then you'll keep your mouth shut.
Speed: Fine. See you in the morning. *leaves*
TBC.......
Before And After
[Living room couch]
Delko: *looks around*
Josh: *sits on couch* Hello ssssssailor.
Delko: AH! Uh...Haha...Hey.
Josh: You must be tired from all that travelling.
Delko: ..Sure.
Josh: Would you like me to get you anything? Tea? ...Skin cream?
Delko: Um..No thanks.
Josh: I understand. You're hurting. In here. *points to heart*
Delko: ...I'm okay.
Josh: You're vulnerable and you're hurting and you need some TLC. You have to stop eating toilet paper!
Delko: ..Oh..Okay.
Josh: Tim told me ALL about you.
Delko: *frowns* Did he.
Josh: I think you're just afraid to commit to a relationship because you're afraid of rejection.
Delko: No, I'm good.
Josh: Don't worry. I don't bite. *growls*
Delko: AH! SPEEDLE GET YOUR BROTHER AWAY FROM ME! *runs around couch*
Josh: *runs* That's right. You need your workout so you'll be plenty tired to snuggle.
Delko: *screams*
Speed: *walks into hallway, looks down into living room* Hey Katie check it out.
Katie: What? *walks up*
Speed: Josh is chasing Eric.
Katie: *laughs*
Speed: Hey Josh!
Josh: Yeah!
Speed: You need to find his weak spot!
Josh: No problem! Come here love. *runs*
Delko: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SPEED!
Speed: *laughing*
Katie: *laughing*
Delko: HELP! *runs outside*
Josh: If you run you'll only be too tired for Joshey Time! *runs outside*
Katie: Oh poor Eric.
Speed: I guess he can finally give some Delko Time.
Katie: Man I love it here.
Speed: Oh great, look who it is.
Katie: You're dad's home.
Dad: *looks up* Are you two going to get a room or are you going to stand there all night?
Speed: I'll see you in a minute.
Katie: Okay. *leaves*
Speed: *walks downstairs* You weren't gone long.
Dad: The girls needed their money tonight.
Speed: You could have gotten arrested.
Dad: But I didn't. You want a beer?
Speed: I don't drink.
Dad: *laughs* Sure you don't.
Speed: How long are you planning on keeping your little ventures from mom?
Dad: Oh come on, like you've never been tempted by a pretty girl in a short skirt.
Speed: I'm not you.
Dad: No. You're exactly like me.
Speed: I'm nothing like you.
Dad: Just because you wear the badge doesn't mean you don't give into temptation every once in a while.
Speed: What's that supposed to mean?
Dad: Have you cheated on her?
Speed: What's your point.
Dad: That's my point.
Speed: I could turn you in.
Dad: I could always have you taken out.
Speed: I'm your son.
Dad: Then you'll keep your mouth shut.
Speed: Fine. See you in the morning. *leaves*
TBC.......
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
OHHHHHHH. Speedy's dad's an ass. lol.
Dad: Oh come on, like you've never been tempted by a pretty girl in a short skirt.
Oh oh oh! Miss Sandra! And Calleigh and Anni and uh.....yeah. Anyways. Teehee Joshy Time. Its like Delko Time but only with the Josh lol. I'm hyper anyways. That was so hilarious. And Delko ran outside..that's only going to make it worse.
Dad: Just because you wear the badge doesn't mean you don't give into temptation every once in a while.
Speed: What's that supposed to mean?
Dad: Have you cheated on her?
Speed: What's your point.
Dad: That's my point.
Ohhh. Interesting. lol. Update soon please.
Dad: Oh come on, like you've never been tempted by a pretty girl in a short skirt.
Oh oh oh! Miss Sandra! And Calleigh and Anni and uh.....yeah. Anyways. Teehee Joshy Time. Its like Delko Time but only with the Josh lol. I'm hyper anyways. That was so hilarious. And Delko ran outside..that's only going to make it worse.
Dad: Just because you wear the badge doesn't mean you don't give into temptation every once in a while.
Speed: What's that supposed to mean?
Dad: Have you cheated on her?
Speed: What's your point.
Dad: That's my point.
Ohhh. Interesting. lol. Update soon please.
carlz31
Coroner
Oh my gosh, I could not stop laughing when I read those last updates :lol: I LOVE Speed's mum! she's awesome!
not Speed's dad though...he's a jerk for lack of a better word...bad Mr Speedle, bad *shakes finger*
Ooo, today, I was watching this 'current affairs' tv show (well, I was half-watching it) and this segment came on "A tour inside Australia's most expensive motor home" and while it was incredible and cost $1millioneek, my first thought was 'I bet this has got nothing on a Hummerhome' :lol:
Now I imagine what a hummerhome looks like - that motor home with a hummer front :lol:
not Speed's dad though...he's a jerk for lack of a better word...bad Mr Speedle, bad *shakes finger*
Ooo, today, I was watching this 'current affairs' tv show (well, I was half-watching it) and this segment came on "A tour inside Australia's most expensive motor home" and while it was incredible and cost $1million
eek, my first thought was 'I bet this has got nothing on a Hummerhome' :lol:Now I imagine what a hummerhome looks like - that motor home with a hummer front :lol:
Well now if we start seeing Hummer manufacturing motorhomes, we'll all know where they got the idea from. My head.
*sigh* I love Speed's brother too. He's so...Flaky. :lol:
And yes this story could get very..Interesting. *says in a dracula accent* ...Well I like to think that it's always interesting, and it's great to see you guys laughing so much. It's the best medicine, even if you're not sick. Call it a fun placebo.
*sigh* I love Speed's brother too. He's so...Flaky. :lol:
And yes this story could get very..Interesting. *says in a dracula accent* ...Well I like to think that it's always interesting, and it's great to see you guys laughing so much. It's the best medicine, even if you're not sick. Call it a fun placebo.
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